#kaka poo poo

[ch3rie-pop]

I apologize deeply but I have another sona.

Evolution of said sona:

Started out as irl me in my sona’s jester costume,

then variations without it,

and then I put myself in the SCP universe but that should be a separate post.

Then I had an existential crisis.

WHICH RESULTED IN THIS SOMEHOW??

And then I got sad and wanted comfort but I also didn’t want to bother anybody, so I went to you?

Yeah, weird witchy (but not) esque aristocrat genshin looking sona.

#my art #sona art #at a family party #weeee #so sleeby #iz loud #awf #uvvvv I wanna slepe #be inn bedd #w​rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr #okeey I’m probably going to try #posting even tho I’m sleepy #hrrrr my writing is going to be so poop #kaka poo poo #haha #*dies*

[slaying-absolute-penis]

i just got followed by a porn bot that has ACTUAL porn on it?? that's like an endangered species holy shit i feel like a kakapo just shat on my head

#rip to those birds btw but the fact that there's an endangered species called basically kaka-poo is such a beautiful thing for this joke

[all-that-glitters-is-goldfish]

PIPI UND KAKI IN PIPI KAKA LAND 😜😜😜😈😈😈😻😻😝😝😝🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏

I-

I don’t understand this reference 😭

#bestie WHAT #morgan answers #doesn’t kaka mean poo in some language

[pademelonluck]

the little things i find in linguistics.

(spanish) poo: caca.

(irish) cake: caca.

(swahili) brother: kaka.

#the best way to learn irish is this? #irish #duolingo on crack #duolingo #languages #linguistics #language learning #swahili #spanish

[adventuresinlearningfinnish]

I found a 22 year old Finnish joke book, like stupid jokes I'm guessing, one liners.

And they're difficult (for me).

Here's an example:

Q: Miksi turkulaiset eivät juo piimää?

A: Koska piimäpurkissa lukee: Ravistettava oms kakas.

Okay so, this is something like:

Q: Why don't people from Turku drink piimä?

A: Because the jar reads... uh, what now?

I think, this must be a joke playing on two things: the Turku dialect, and something on piimä packaging?

I'm about to post this when I have an idea! Oh my god, Omskakas is SWEDISH for shaken!

So, so, is oms supposed to be like oma? And kakas like poo? (Is kaka poo? Google doesn't think so but...) So, maybe, like shake your own poo?

Is that it? Is it? I've been puzzling over this stupid joke for two days. I have no idea. And anyway, WHY TURKU?

So many questions, and still another 399 jokes to go...

(If you're reading this and you're not Finnish, you might wonder what piimä is. Google blandly translates it as buttermilk, but most piimä has extra, added bacteria that much of the world decided against persisting with, but Finland kept on it.)

#finnish #learning languages #learning finnish #finnish language #langblr #langblog #language blog #language learning #jokes #piimä #turku

[radiofreederry]

Just like money honey Bellini family party Gargi lemon funny hearty loses put on bologna morning Siri how much is my money soon as it is only darling sewer photo booth on the pop up on the Sarney starting starting starting snoring snoring snoring sorry pouring lol the fool Vasu Kaka Kaka Salud Babu Holocene Kiki gone cuckoo poo poo in the phone super low power to DD

[flunkett]

u look likr kaka

poo :(

#ask

[ninesixninetwo]

now why do they make yoohoo pippity kaka poo poo

[cowboylikemeg]

#today was poo poo Kaka and a half #bottom text #ibstarted my meds today and they helped a little bit But today started off Not Good and so the rest of the day was wack #pjdlakska i got rejected from my top school’s honors program which would have paid for my tuition + room and board #which i kinda needed bc my mom isnt working until whonknows how long bc of corona #and i just got waitlisted from the other honors program at that college which would pay for full tuition #so Pls Pray for me bc kdkakdkkakd Ahhhhh #anyways :) #i am going to sleep bc i feel Numb 😀😀😀😁😄😀😁😀😁😀😁 i absolutely hate it here

[sleeplessincairo]

everyone: WHERE WERE YOU

clint: chillax, i was just taking a dump

peter, recoils: ew gross

tony: ever hear of tmi, barton?

natasha, facepalms: are you ever going to grow up

clint: ??? hello??? i’m not allowed to say i was taking a shit? a little stinky poo poo? a kaka? we’ve seen selvig NAKED and me commiting the normal act of excreted bodily fluids is gross?

clint: you guys would have never reacted this way if i had said i was off killing someone or whatever

bucky, thinking:...

clint: and another thi-

bucky: i killed someone

everyone: WHAT

#mcu #tony stark #bucky barnes #captain america #marvel #chris evans #marvel imagines #avenger masterlist #incorrect marvel quotes #steve rogers x reader #clint barton #steve rogers #ironman #peter parker #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #marvel comics #spiderman #sebastian stan #loki #thor #black widow #rdj #hulk #bruce banner #the winter soldier #black panther #the avengers #captain marvel

[ch3rie-pop]

oh boy, traditional art

Yup, back to the basics

Starting off with some meh lineart because filters made it look descent

I prolly didn’t tell y’all but I got a haircut! And I look like that now, except uglier irl

Angy.

and now an art blurt that needs no commentary!

(yes I used filter, also I’m okay just bleghhruhguehehrghrgrhrg) <- myoots will understand

#My art #Vent art #kinda #kinda cringe too sorry #I’M STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A Y/N???? #Yep #kaka poo poo #Okay bye #a singular clown #Clown #clown puppet marionette????? #andkfisbdkes #Kinda looks like manga art #Hm

[fuckbebi]

@vinnya cool epic sweet awesome so what's it like hating untransitioned/femme trans men

#fuck u basterd >:/ #dum dum #poo poo kaka head

[cantalouupe]

This is your KAKA .. hail to kaka.. Let's break it down from sussy venti to pee paw zholgliiiii :) .. how hard can he go at it if he's gonna pop a hip ¿? Also.. what about childE.. sussy baka

See you next week- much love from Poo pOo KAKA for my little kinnies ♡

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i will block you one day.

#weekly kaka #omg kaka kinnies unite😍 #/j #lou.mail

[mcrmadness]

Misheard DÄ lyrics thread

Okay so me starting this might be bit weird for you all because my native language is Finnish so there’s plenty of explaining I need to do in order to make people understand what it’s all about, and I don’t know if it will still make any sense, let alone funny. But I will try. Maybe you all will laugh me out of court but in that case... no can do.

And also - I am still learning German and with most lyrics I have absolutely no clue what is going on in the song. So of course my mind will look for the closest Finnish words I can find because that German does not exist in my head yet. And lots of these I have heard during my first years of being the fan when I yet didn’t speak any German at all.

I’ll start:

Goldenes Handwerk Right: Als meiner Mutter klar wurde Wrong: ...mutakakku... Explanation: A chocolate cake, literally a “mud cake” but in English Wikipedia uses the Swedish name which is “Kladdkaka” which alone is already hilarious because “kaka” is very close to how you say “poo” in Finnish. So me and my siblings still today laugh at any Swedish translations of cake names. Nazareth Right: Mein Nasenkotelett macht garantiert nicht fett Wrong: ...makkaratikku... Explanation: lit. a sausage stick which you use to grill sausages over an open fire. Very common in Finland. N48.3 Right: (Ach) Ist der Papst katolisch und schon waren wir bei ihr Wrong: ARGH PASKA TULEE!!! Explanation: lit. ARGH SHIT IS COMING / meaning: I’M GONNA SHIT, the shout before this part really is the cherry on the cake. Dos Corazones Right: Hablas con alguien, el esta aquí Wrong: Alasko näkee, edestä tulee Explanation: “When one sees down, it comes from the front”, “alasko” is “alas kun” in some Finnish dialect(s).

Sommer, Palmen, Sonnenschein Right: Sommer, Palmen, Sonnenschein, was kann schöner sein? Wrong: Sommer, Palmen, Sonnenschein, PASSSSKA... Explanation: Shit. Because apparently that’s all I have in my head.

That’s all for now, at least the ones I can remember - feel free to add your own and don’t worry about the language. I’ll reblog this with more stuff once I remember them.

#I have nothing but food and shit in my head apparently when it's German #and then it's spanish and I have some aphorisms. Nice. #die ärzte #dä shitpost #like this LITERALLY is a shitpost #misheard dä lyrics #probably the worst dä post I've ever done but whatever

[kahenn]

@eyecanfixthat​ said: 

when kaka and shishi mean poo and pee in my language I... lmfao ))

It’s confirmed kakashi’s name means peepeepoopoo 

#im 27 years old and this is the funniest thing ive written in my life #thank you

[nobie]

mobile tumblr can eat hot piping ass pls edits be looking chefs motherfckn kiss on desktop but as soon as i open mobile it looks like poo poo kaka 

#tumblr fix this shit omlll #i hate it #nobie does stuff