Finn: Tommy once called me “what’s his face”
Finn: And I’m his brother
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Faramir: Lord Denethor once called me "what's his face". And I'm his son.
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Satan: Asmo, are you crazy? We're not medically trained to help people!
Belphie: I know DDR.
Asmo: What.
Belphie: It's what you do when people can't breathe. DDR.
Asmo: It's not DDR.
Belphie: Yes it is.
Satan: You can't Dance Dance Revolution on people's lungs, Belphie!
Belphie: You can try.
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Dripik to the camera: Me, Aslik and Dripik decided to-
Dripik: wait...
Dripik: *turns to an assistant off camera* did I just say Dripik?
Assistant: yeah, you just said your name.
Dripik: [bleeped swear]
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LOL accurate!
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{at a restaurant}
Tony: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Clint: Okay
Waitress: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Tony: Orange soda, please!
Clint: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Natasha: Me too, strawberry soda.
Tony:
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Todoroki: This is literally just like when Caesar got stabbed in the back for inventing a salad.
Fuyumi: Shoto, don't bring the bible into this.
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Eloni: What do we do? We aren’t medically trained to help people.
Rin: I know DDR.
Zimelu: ...What?
Rin: It’s what you do when people can’t breathe. DDR.
Purl-Hew: It’s not DDR.
Rin: Yes it is.
Zimelu: You can’t Dance Dance Revolution on people’s lungs, Rin!
Haym: You can try.
Purl-Hew: Oh my god...
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(Steve Saga)
Blue Steve: You should get the orange soda. It’s amazing!
Red Steve: ok
[The waiter arrives at their table]
Red Steve: I’ll have the red strawberry soda.
Blue Steve: [gives Red Steve a deadly look of betrayal and judgment]
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Mina: Jihyo, are you crazy? We’re not medically trained to help people.
Tzuyu: I know DDR.
Momo: …what?
Tzuyu: It’s what you do when people can’t breathe. DDR.
Sana: It’s not DDR.
Tzuyu: Yes, it is.
Mina: You can’t Dance Dance Revolution on people’s lungs
Tzuyu: You can try.
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Stannis: Robert once called me “what’s his face”
Stannis: And I’m his brother
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Moonbyul: Wheein, are you crazy? We're not medically trained to help people.
Wheein: I know DDR.
Solar: ...What?
Wheein: It's what you do when people can't breath. DDR.
Hwasa: It's not DDR.
Wheein: Yes, it is.
Moonbyul: You can't Dance Dance Revolution on people's lungs.
Wheein: You can try.
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Probably the side affects of feeding a mii grub they dislike twice...
Teammate, who ate grub they disliked: *choking*
Cool: I know DDR.
Main Hero: DDR?
Cool: It’s what you do when people can’t breathe. DDR.
Cautious: It’s not DDR.
Cool: Yes it is.
Stubborn: You can’t Dance Dance Revolution on people’s lungs, Cool.
Laid-back: You can try.
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Asmo: Mammon, I can't believe you did this!
Mammon: It's not my fault!
Satan: Yes it is
Mammon: You were the one driving, Satan!
Satan: The roadtrip to the Greed Circle was your idea.
Mammon: I didn't think you'd run over a rock and get a flat tire!
Satan: That rock came out of nowhere.
Asmo: We told you, "Look out for that rock, Satan".
Satan: ...I listen to no one.
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Mikado: Do you six know why you’re here?
Hajime: Does this have to do with that M movie we saw on the laptop? What was it called?
Yuuki: Maybelline.
Nikei: Maverick.
Teruya: I think it was the Mustard.
Syobai: The Matrix.
Shinji: I don’t think that’s it.
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Anchan: Oh my God, I think the elevator just stopped.
Shukashuu: Oh my God, is this really happening?!
Suwawa: I told you your asses were too much weight.
Anchan: Shut up, Suwawa!
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