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ppilotco · 1 year
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web-novel-polls · 9 months
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Aroace-spec Tournament Round 1
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The aroace-spec tournament will be a double-elimination tournament with 4 matches in Round 1. Polls will start Thursday, August 10th, 2023, at noon CST & remain open for 1 week (close August 17th).
Round 1
Chung Myung vs. Shu Yanyan
Kim Dokja vs. Baek Suryong
Zhao Yue vs. Cale Henituse
Song Lan vs. Liu Mingyan
Tag: #aroace spec round 1
Round 2
Shen Qingqiu vs. [Winner of Chung Myung vs. Shu Yanyan]
Yin Hanjiang vs. Wenren È
Xie Lian vs. Cheng Qian
[Winner of Kim Dokja vs. Baek Suryong] vs. Liu Qingge
Chu Wanning vs. [Winner of Zhao Yue vs. Cale Henituse]
Wen Ning vs. Mu Qing
Feng Xin vs. Wen Qing
[Winner of Song Lan vs. Liu Mingyan] vs. Jiang Cheng
Competitor List in Order of Seed under the cut
Shen Qingqiu from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System
Submission 1: Gay Asexual
I mean have you met the man? "Assuming you're straight because you feel nothing towards either sex but you have to be the default, right? before realizing you're romantically attracted to someone but not realizing you're romantically attracted to someone because it doesn't feel like sexual attraction which is how allos explain what love is until the romantic attraction hits you like a sledge hammer" is both a common ace experience and absolutely his story arc. Also I would have submitted him sooner but I thought he was a shoe in
Submission 2:
Asexual, somewhere on the aro spectrum - I would have submitted him earlier but based on the tags I assumed I wouldn't need to and didn't want op to be spammed with too many submissions ;_; anyhow he's here now!
Mod Propaganda
Was completely okay with not marrying anyone (because all the women in the world “belong to the protagonist”)
So fucking weird about sex. He has to mentally contort his brain seven ways to Sunday to even IMAGINE fucking someone (earning him the title of “most homophobic gay person”)
“He’s not gay, Binghe is”
Reads bad erotica and then complains about the plot inconsistencies
Accidentally wife beams/romances pretty much every single character he meets
Jiang Cheng from the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Submission 1: romantic and sex indifferent aroace
I love that guy, he’s the most aroace guy I’ve ever met. and his outfit is literally the ace flag plus he’s like wearing a ring that looks a lot like wearing a ring that looks a lot like the ace ring. and the fact that he has no canon love interest and is never shown to want a romantic or sexual relationship. he gives me very “romance is something other people do, I just don’t care for it, I got other things to do” you get me??
Submission 2: Aroace
Despite people trying to convince him to get married/get an heir, in 13 years he never finds someone. His list of bride qualities is absurd to the point of "no one like this exists so I'll never have to get married". Is grossed out by displays of sexual attraction. Purple
Submission 3: Both
No spouse. Wears ace colors. Case closed.
Chu Wanning from the Husky and His White Cat Shizun
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Mo Ran “unlocking” his sexual desire….ok
Yeah, that’s pretty much it, but it’s pretty definitive. He doesn’t really experience sexual attraction until a little bit after they start dating idk what you want me to say
I wouldn’t say he’s aromantic or aro-spec bc it was more that he was in love with Mo Ran for years, but he’s definitely ace-spec. If he wasn’t, he’d probably be attracted to SOMEONE, but he’s explicitly not even sexually attracted to Mo Ran (who he has a crush on) until much, much later (like, after getting together later), from what I remember.
And in comparison, Mo Ran… experiences a lot of sexual and romantic attraction to different people but doesn’t seem to show/experience it as much after he falls in love with Chu Wanning. It’s clear that he had it for other people, but he’s now devoted to Chu Wanning; even if he was attracted to someone else, I doubt it would be mentioned. Chu Wanning, however, definitely has not experienced sexual attraction to anyone other than Mo Ran, and that was only AFTER they started dating.
Liu Qingge from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System
Submission 1: Gay Grayace
He spends most of his life with one interest and that's fighting and then when he falls for a man he's confused by it and proceeds to flirt in the most awkward way possible. Also he has the grey-white-sometimes purple colour scheme
Submission 2: Aroace
The idea of him being asexual is presented right there on the page and you can't take that away from me. Yes I think he is in love with sqq yes I also think he is aroace. He can be both!
Submission 3: Asexual/Ace-spec
I think he’s sex repulsed given his icy or horrified reactions when sexual topics are discussed. He was also once forcibly aroused when hit by an aphrodisiac, and he responded in a way that implied he had never experienced that before. Additionally, his instinct was not to do anything sexual, but to commit acts of violence.
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Canonically not interest in romance by word of God
MXTX: “[Liu Qingge] isn't interested in Shen Qingqiu. He isn't interested in anyone. He's only interested in fighting. He wants to be the strongest and the best.” (Source)
Canonically had no clue he was sexually aroused in the Succubi Extra / interpreted it as “wanting to fight” (which isn’t the same as not experiencing sexual attraction, but that’s also not a trademark of allosexuality)
Speaking of, he never specifically seems interested in Shen Qingqiu romantically or sexually - he’s usually shipped with him bc of his devotion, not a clear desire for romance. Though that’s pretty much just up for personal interpretation
Xie Lian from Heaven Official’s Blessing
Submission 1: Demisexual
He's heavily demi coded. Man has no interest in sex what so ever for 800 years and then makes a strong personal connection to one (1) person and is shocked when he's suddenly interested
Submission 2: Demisexual
I think he is demisexual. He was canonically celibate for 800+ years and doesn’t seem to have too much of a problem with it, until he meets and binds with the love interest. Suddenly this whole celibacy thing becomes difficult.
Seeing a character similar to me was an amazing experience and I think he deserves all the love!
Mu Qing from Heaven Official’s Blessing
Mod Propaganda
He’s sworn off sex for, like, 800+ years, and also had no romantic relationships during that time (as far as we know).
Feng Xin from Heaven Official’s Blessing
Submission: Sex Averse Asexual and Aromantic
He had a sexual relationship with one (1) woman and had such a bad time he developed a fear of women in general. Also, he's a very good archer, so he has to be an aroace lolgetit?
Wenren È from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know
Submission 1: Asexual
I haven't actually read this book yet but I've heard it's ace as hell and I wanted to make sure he was submitted
Submission 2: Asexual demiromantic
Resubmitting him because I have now read the book. And oh boy. He is not allo. He spends the whole book being confused about love and romance, and why that, specifically, would be such a huge motivator for people. He has no interest in it besides how it affects someone else and causes them problems. He falls in love by the end but he still doesn't understand how love works for other people at all
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“Wenren È cultivated the Path of Slaughter, and when he saw a beautiful woman, his first thought would be what kind of difference there was to fight a woman versus a man.” - Ch.6
The beginning part of the story is just him trying to understand what romance is and why a novel is saying he was in love with Baili Qingmiao.
Interprets “love is always seeing the other person” as “I should force Baili Qingmiao to be able to physically see this boy at all times”
He eventually becomes stupidly in love with Yin Hanjiang, but it’s a Journey. He clearly does not experience/understand romantic and sexual attraction until then.
Yin Hanjiang from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know
Submission 1: Asexual
I haven't read this book yet but I heard it was ace as hell and I wanted to make sure he got into the poll
Submission 2: Demisexual demiromantic
Resubmitting him too because, having read the book, he is also not allo. He very clearly draws a line between love and desire, which allo people usually don't do. He spends the entire book being fairly platonically loyal to Wenren E and then when someone explains what love is and he notices that it lines up with how he feels about Wenren E, he's mad about it. Plus the aroace feeling of falling in love with someone and having that shake your entire being to the core. Also, when asked, he doesn't know what love is, but none of the characters in this book do, so.
Mod Propaganda
Literally only cares about Wenren È
“And as for Yin Hanjiang, he actually seemed to deeply believe he was an ice-cold sword, blind and heartless, not caring if what was in front of him was a man, woman, or beast, so long as it wasn’t Wenren È.” - Ch.6
One of the only characters that’s clearly in love/obsessed with someone at the very beginning, but the story clearly talks about how he Only Likes Wenren È specifically, romantically and sexually (probably. Haven’t gotten that far).
Anyway, demisexual and demiromantic.
Wen Qing from the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Submission: Lesbian Asexual
She just has the vibe. Trust me, I'm ace
Wen Ning from the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Submission 1: Aromantic ("A Good Aro Boi")
He never shows any kind of romantic interest in anyone. He's definitely in a QPR with Wei Wuxian and tangentially Lan Wangji though.
Cheng Qian from Liu Yao: the Revitalization of Fuyao Sect
Submission: Sex Favorable Asexual
He has the Vibes
Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint
Submission 1: demiromantic graysexual, romance/sex indifferent
bc yoohankim is the most qpr qpr to ever qpr
Submission 2: demiromantic graysexual
yoohankim is soo queerplatonic it makes my chest hurt. and ysa and kdj are THE qpr ever. also i read the submissions list and my jaw deadass dropped when i saw that someone else had the exact same kdj hcs as me like asjdnghfdhdbn!ksnk#**#*@*
Cale Henituse from Lout of the Count’s Family
Submission: Aroace
Not a speck of romantic interest in this man. The only thing he wants to do in bed is sleep
Song Lan from the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
Submission: Asexual or Demisexual
I love whenever I'm reading fic where he is ace-spec it feels very correct
Shu Yanyan from Devil Venerable Also Wants to Know
Submission: Hypersexual Aromantic
She likes the sex. She loves the sex. Sex is how she does cultivation. But she states multiple times that she would never settle down with anyone, and when asked what love is she has no idea. Everyone should read this book
Chung Myung from Return of the Mount Hua Sect
Submission: Aroace
He's so aroace! to me!! He's hard on the outside, but soft on the inside, no matter what he wants us to believe. He also says it multiple times that what he loves the most is the Mount Hua sect! He clearly loved his father/older brother figure, and his best friend, and thinks of them every chapter (they have passed away). And his current friends!! I wasn't expecting them to 'found family' this hard and fast, but they did! These kids care about each other so much </3
Liu Mingyan from Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System
Submission:
Aroacespec Liu sibs ftw! Only one of og!Binghe's wives he doesn't have sex scenes with. Writes freaky smut fanfic but has no canon love interest of her own (apart from binghe/in the svsss timeline) despite being an unparalled beauty, which is aroacespec behavior
Zhao Yue from The Bandit’s Strategy / Tu Fei Gong Lue
Submission: demisexual & demiromantic
He has a whole mental monolgue about how when he was a teenager, he never experienced neither sexual nor romantic attraction, when all other boys his age around him seemed to - and how he thought this was simply something that wasn't in his fate. And that this only changed after he met, & spent a lot of time with (the other half of main couple) Wen Liunian. (This happened when Zhao Yue was in his twenties)..........To me, this felt like the closest the author could come to describing a character as demi without using the actual word.
Baek Suryong from Best Teacher Baek
Submission: Aroace
Suryong ignores and shoots down, but mostly plainly doesn't notice any flirting attempts. Rather the ones he does notice make him uncomfortable. He shows no interest in either sex or romance, despite meeting many people he'd describe as beautiful. Found a neat lifehack for having children without the pesky inbetween process, and has since picked up a bunch of disciples. When thinking about his future he doesn't considered marriage, or romantic relationships, as future goals. At one point we get a side character's POV, who talks about the many lovestruck people around him. Said romantic attention just never shows up in his own POV.
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Tbf that HR interview pissed me off; Nancy, Judd and Matteo were so unprofessional not to mention fatphobic and mean.
If I talked like that at work I would have been pulled into a disciplinary so fast.
It actually put me off the characters, and how they defend Owens actions and speak about people is awful.
Like, I’m sure Carlos has done bad stuff and y’know ACAB but at least he has called out Owens and the others bullshit.
You’re so right and that was definitely something that bothered me while watching but I didn’t make a separate post about it because there was literally so much to talk about in this episode and I’m afraid of spamming the tag because I’ve gotten death threats about that before lol but I DO want to talk about this.
This episode really icked me out tbh because the A plot was very anti-PC culture and they do about it very carefully by choosing the specific topic they did. If they had someone nonblack use the n-word or a straight person use the f-word, then it would have been a lot more serious. But because they instead had the word be “crazy”, a word that most people (including a lot of neurodivergent people) don’t really consider that bad, they were able to create this environment of “anyone who doesn’t use perfect language all the time is bad except they’re actually not because who cares?” and not properly addressing it, in my opinion. By making this event cause Marjan, a fan favorite character, leave the show, they’ve changed it from “we should really address the harmful words we use without thinking and how that could affect people but also acknowledge that these are words we’ve all used for a long time and has only recently come into question and not everyone is going to instantly be able to adapt, especially in the moment” to “look at this terrible PC culture that made a brown Muslim woman the victim!”
And, as to your point, they also do this with the comments by the 126 in their interviews, making light of their harmful behaviors and words they have said on the job because those behaviors were “justified” and because they were done by characters we like, that means they aren’t bad, right? And this is what people mean when they say that media has real life consequences because now we have these hero firefighters that we like going genuinely bad things but that is swept under the rug because if they’re doing it, it can’t be bad. And this reinforces that mindset in the minds of viewers who feel validated in their beliefs because if the good friendly firefighters do it, they can, too.
There’s also much to be said about having their main police character be a gay man of color, but this is already too long. Hopefully I worded everything the way I meant to in my mind, but I just really took issue with a lot of the behaviors of the 126 this episode and how the plot went down. I’m a leftist with very conservative parents who studied persuasion techniques in college, so I’m always putting myself into the shoes of various types of viewers and how they might interpret it, and this one just rubbed me the wrong way. I encourage others to provide other opinions if I missed anything or if you don’t agree and see it another way! Just please stop sending me death threats over my opinions on a tv show😅
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incarnateirony · 3 years
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Destiel day on twitter
(So I've already posted here [x] how everyone can be hella more organized this year cuz this was MESS of innumerable trends, but to see how they pan out... [K.I.S.S. next year just use #Destiel instead of 20 breakouts])
(also I use "control group" loosely lol it's comparisons with leaders in tagged vs untagged generally, while clustering by: A few general by character, tagged by character, mentions by actor, tagged by actor, mentions Top destiel trends compared Some fun sh*tting in the pot at the end)
LEGENDS DO CHANGE AROUND BECAUSE OF HOW I HAD TO ROTATE AND COMPARE, SO MAKE SURE TO READ THE ABOVE BAR AND FOLLOW THE SHINY COLORS ON EACH PIC
Part 1: POV: U work for C*W/W*B and thought they had to be going to sleep bc its almost 1 AM EST and the hour isn't ended yet and they're back at it.
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Part 2: By Character, hashtags (poor Sam, only 43 tweets) #DestielAnniversary used as a control group on the day
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Part 3: by character, mentions (not hashtags; see prev tweet for tags) (untagged Destiel used as control group on the day) (poor sam with less than 500 on the day)
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Part 4: By actor, hashtags (hey, harold wasn't last on this one!!! GO HIM I GUESS!!!) (tagged #Destiel used as comparison group)
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Part 5: By actor mention (not tagged) (oop Harold's last again; untagged Destiel used as a control group on the day)
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Part 6: General top Destiel trends on the day (vs themselves)
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Part 7, for my petty gays: The trends literally insane haters were Very Proud Of because they live in a bubble, compared to two of our multiple trends listed above in comparison)
there were so few of them that the entire run of their [cough] trend ended up hitting wildly negative sentiment from spam, which no doubt they'll accuse us of lmfao
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Oh look I can do another: Top actor (tagged or untagged, they ran low, Jensen Ackles mentions won both, chose highest), top character (Castiel wins both tagged and untagged), That Lane's highest trend (gave them wanker), and Destiel & #DestielAnniversary compared (see legend)
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Also out of sequence and earlier in the night, I grabbed some data before a certain cowboy show vanished off the map from the influence of livetweeting from a 3M+ account, to sort of show peak vs all-day "This is what regrets looks like." When your lead for an hour gets the attention a bazillion disorganized gays split up on infinite hashtags get on each tag in different waves so they're not all the same, this is what regret looks like
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(whenever I grabbed that, here was the legend I grabbed, which was... you know, hours and hours before it died down on our end)
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gonna spam you with colors now :) teal, scarlet, periwinkle, mauve, blush, fuchsia, lavender, umber, razzmatazz, saffron, timberwolf, fallow, tangerine, viridian, chartreuse, and burgundy!
mia my bestie my pal my buddy my beloved i am putting this under a read more because it'll be pretty long. it's all there though dw and tysm for all the colors <333
teal: we have a lot in common
we do! and i think that might be a reason why we get along so well. ;3c
scarlet: you have influenced my decision/thoughts on something
oh really? well, whatever it is, i sure hope it was a good one.
periwinkle: you make me laugh
i'm glad i do! well, i hope it's in a good way. i'm glad whatever nutty things i'm putting in my tags is funny because that's where most of my talking happens. outside of asks.
mauve: you are really talented
at what???? procrastination??? not sleeping??? please ignore the fact that it's almost 3 am my time when i post this i'm going to bed right after this i promise- anyways! i have no idea what you're talking about.
fuchsia: your blog content is gold
i'm glad you like it! it's where i put my uh. everything, really. so if you like the sheer chaos of it, that's all i ask for.
lavender: you inspire me
i sure hope it's to sleep at normal times because boy howdy it sure is A Time for me right now. that aside i'm glad i could inspire you in some way! is it crime? have i inspired you to be gay and do crime? if so hmu let's have a crime time together. ...due to legal reasons this is a joke.
umber: i wanna know more about you
and i wanna know more about you too!! i am bad at initiating interactions though (outside of asks) so these asks are how we interact i guess.
razzmatazz: i would share my favorite food with you
and i would share mines with you too!! we can do a food swap and compare our favorite foods! who knows, we might have ones in common.
saffron: i love your ideas
*cracks knuckles* then i need to tell you about my wholly self indulgent dimiclaude hamlet au that's also a college/uni au because hamlet aka the literal play by shakespeare has somehow giving me Thoughts. but a lot of people die in hamlet and i feel bad so it's just the cast of 3h doing a production of hamlet. sounds fun right? hopefully it is.
timberwolf: i trust you
somehow, in the back of my mind, i am thinking this might not be a good idea but i respect your choice. i trust you as well!! you are a beloved friend and i know you probably won't betray me in some way. and in return i will not betray the trust you have put in me.
fallow: i want to run through the northern wilderness with you
yeah!! let's do it!!! but perhaps when it's not november because it's gonna get real cold real fast. still down to do it just at a better time.
tangerine: i love your aesthetic
wait i have an aesthetic huh- so. fangirl gremlin huh? an absolutely strange, deranged, and fucked up little man has an aesthetic you like? neat. i have no clue what my aesthetic is, i hope you know that.
viridian: i wanna hang out on your blog
well then welcome! stay for as long as you'd like, i am here to serve refreshments in the form of odd little teas with copious amounts of honey. :3
chartreuse: you're my homie
and you're my homie! homies, besties, whatever the name i see you as a close friend. <3
burgundy: i get excited when i see posts from you
and i get the same feeling from you! although we both post a whole lot all the time, it's just nice to see you around on my dash. and i hope that this is the feeling you get too.
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tisfan · 4 years
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So Many Beds
Title So Many Beds Collaborator(s) @tisfan Link https://archiveofourown.org/works/24480112 Square Filled B4: Bucky/Clint Ship/Main Pairing Bucky/Clint Rating - teen Major Tags/Triggers/Warnings - none Summary Bucky and Clint need a new bed Word Count 1264 For @buckybarnesbingo
Bucky could have sworn that he didn’t look at his phone for more than about four minutes; he got a beep for an email, and he was hoping to hear back about a contract job soon. It might be nice to have a job that wasn’t shooting at people, but hey, he’d only been out of the Army for less than a year, what did he know? He knew he still didn’t have steady work. He’d had a couple of contracts for doing heavy lifting and other stupid stuff like that, but not a real job, or a real paycheck.
What he did know was that, after half a year of being home and stepping cautiously around a super cute roomie who he wasn’t quite positive wasn’t hitting on him -- and he’d talked it out about sixty million times with his friends before finally taking a chance.
Six months in, Clint finally said, “Look, this is great and all, believe me, I love snuggling, but man, it’s gonna get hot soon, and sleeping two in a twin is just not going to cut it.”
Bucky had a small amount of savings; there really hadn’t been anything to spend money on aside from hookers and booze, while he was deployed, and no, really, not either of those either, because guess what, the middle east wasn’t big on actual relaxing. So, he had savings.
Which did not really mean he wanted to spend three hundred dollars or so on half a bed, and a boxspring, because he didn’t do that shit of sleeping on the floor. Plus sheets and pillows and all that stuff.
On the other hand, moving into the same bedroom with Clint would mean that they had a spare room in their apartment that they could use as an office.
Maybe he could get some work doing computer software. From home.
Bucky blinked at the email. “Your breakdown backup.” The fuck even was that? 
Spam, as it turned out. It didn’t seem to matter how careful he was, or how thoroughly he triaged his inbox, some amount of “let me sell you shit you don’t need and can’t afford” seemed to slip through.
All in all, though, he was looking at his phone for less than ten minutes. Probably.
And when he looked up, Clint was gone.
Like, not just not beside him, but gone.
He’d either kept going -- not noticing Bucky’s signal to stop a minute -- or he’d gone back.
But in either case, Bucky was now standing alone in the middle of one of those furniture outlet stores that was the size of an airplane hanger, filled with discount sofas and tables, as well as beds, televisions, and electronics.
And the worst part was, in order to give people the idea of space, the floorplan was made up of about half a hundred or so “room sized” display areas that weren’t evenly spaced. 
Which meant sight lines were nothing but a wish and a dream.
Bucky couldn’t see more than fifty feet in any direction.
Bucky wanted it known, period, that he wasn’t scared. That wasn’t even on the list. He was just  annoyed. He was in a big ass furniture store. In New Jersey. Alone.
Because his parter-slash-boyfriend had vanished while Bucky looked like an email.
Annoyed.
Bucky called his name a few times, but Clint was partly deaf, and while he wore hearing aids, they didn’t always help. Especially not in a high noise clutter environment like this. He might even have taken the ‘aids out, if things were bothering him. Bucky usually signed when he talked anyway, just to be polite.
Deciding that Clint probably wouldn’t have gone on ahead, Bucky decided to backtrack through the last few showrooms.
No Clint.
He checked the room with the bare mattresses, piles and piles of them, for laying down on and testing -- Clint had laid down on about forty of them, and Bucky only two.
He couldn’t seem to relax enough to test a mattress -- with his boyfriend -- where people might see them. Call him a self-hating, still in the closet gay man. Which was kinda true, but also because laying down made him vulnerable, and he was still jittery from being in the Army where laying down sometimes meant people shot at you.
Some things took a long time to unlearn.
No Clint in the mattress room.
Bucky backtracked even further, thinking of the rows of sofas that Clint had tried, excited as hell about things like heated seats and consoles where you could store your remotes and cup holders and fancy gizmos.
“Can I help you find something, sir?”
“I’m lookin’ for my roommate,” Bucky said, scowling.
“Well, I can have him paged,” she suggested. “Since he’s probably not in the clearance section.”
“Yeah, we can try that,” Bucky said. Although it was entirely likely that Clint was in the clearance section. He could be a real cheapskate that way, and maybe he was looking for a good deal there.
Bucky texted him like six times while the store intercom system went off. Nothing. 
Bucky wasn't worried.
Yet. 
"Do you have a first aid station?"
"Uh," the salesclerk said. "Technically, yes, because safety and liability, but there's never anyone there."
"Just point me, I'll check on it," he said. Clint was often sporting any number of bandaids and wrist compression grips from hurting himself.
It did take him a while to find the first aid station. But Clint wasn't there either.
Bucky even checked the kitchen area, since Clint had once fallen asleep on the table in Steve apartment and called it the best night of sleep he'd ever had.
Finally, sitting in one of the kitchen chairs, face buried in his hands, Bucky remembered a conversation they'd had, about Clint's brother Barney. 
"He always got the top bunk," Clint had complained. And you know I like high places."
“Miss,” he said. She didn’t look happy that he’d come back again, still sans companion. "Do you have any kid's beds? Like for two kids sharin' a room?"
The salesclerk looked at him as if he’d lost his mind, but that was okay. He was pretty sure she’d decided that he was imagining a roommate entirely. That said, she didn’t follow him this time, when she pointed the direction. Let the crazy guy be someone else’s problem.
The kids’ rooms were cute, the walls were shorter, and everything was colorful. Bright blue and red, purple or pink. Giant numbers, letters, and animals painted on it. Adult furniture was boring. Brown, light brown, reddish brown, chrome, white, or black.
It was no wonder people had kids; kept you from drowning in how boring being an adult could be.
And there was Clint, tucked up on one of the top bunks.
Sound asleep.
“Wake up, beautiful,” Bucky said, leaning over Clint, his mouth practically buzzing Clint’s hair. He ended it with sticking his tongue in Clint’s ear, which got him swatted and nearly knocked off the ladder, but it was worth it.
Absolutely.
“Yuck,” Clint said, finger in his ear, wiggling it around. “No call for that.”
“Sure there was,” Bucky said. “Let’s go, Sleeping Beauty.”
Clint yawned. “Yeah, we’re all done here?”
“I’ve been walkin’ around here for nearly an hour looking for you. I’m done.”
They were most of the way back to their apartment when Clint groaned. “Aw, bed, no.”
“Huh?”
“We didn’t-- we were there for hours, and we didn’t pick one!”
“Guess I’m squashin’ you in the twin again tonight,” Bucky said.
“There are worse fates.” 
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beverageenthusiast · 3 years
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let’s get personal (questions!)
thank u for tagging me molly ur friendship is like a worm tender embrace and some of these questions were very original i have never heard nor answered before <3 @cl0wnapologist​
1. say hi! :D (name/age/pronouns)
alyssa, 20, she/her/(and mayhaps......they? we’ll see about that one)
2. what’s your venus sign? <3
pisces
3. would you rather people perceive you as the person you present to the world or your true self? are they the same?
i don’t want anyone to perceive me thanks
4. what do you prioritize in your relationships—how well someone treats you or how much you like them?
it depends because if i don’t like u then why are we having relations but if u don’t treat me well then u should die. i think both are important.
5. what’s the most embarrassing fanfic you’ve ever read?
i’m SURE there are other ones but what comes to mine is the milk fic (don’t remember who it was about) or the dan and phil hamster fic
6. would you rather be fluent in every language or a master of every instrument? if you could only pick one of each what would it be?
fluent in languages! if i could pick one of each i would wanna be fluent in an eastern asian language and play piano.
7. share some of your favorite characters!
the gay one from ouran, dean craig pelton from community, howl and calcifer from howl’s moving castle. any vaguely homo/pessimistic character 
8. what’s a niche interest/subject you could write a 12-page essay on?
the subtle art of making vegetable spring rolls: a guide for white people who want to pretend to be cultured
9. what are you missing the most right now?
the girl reading this <3 also sonic blue raz lemonade slushie
10. hottest non-human animated character? (ex. zootopia fox, ryuk from death note, aunt fanny from robots)
howl jenkins. he is technically not human i think that suffices. marceline is a vampire idk if that counts either. 
11. share some of your old urls/handles/usernames (i’m looking at u, 1D insta with 70 followers from 2013)
pizzalyssa, lukeycharm, niallsjelly (my parents found my 1d spam twitter account somehow and read a tweet i made about a kid in my middle school being gay (derogatory) and they made me delete it), 2006ghost, what-png, there has to be more but i genuinely don’t remember 
12. what’s a favorite physical feature of yourself? what are some favorite physical features of your friends/loved ones?
i like the way my hair dries and the color of my eyes. all of my friends have beautiful smiles, i love my bfs nose and eyes, jillians freckles, mollys fat tits
13. what’s a favorite personality trait of yours? of your friends/loved ones?
i’m a really hard worker. big fan of the shared sense of weird cynical humor between me n my homies and their artistic talents
14. describe a recent time someone made you feel loved/valued
bf got me a mighty lemon drops vinyl for my birthday and i almost cried. that shit is SO fucking rare in the united states i genuinely can’t believe he got it
15. what’s the most embarrassing character you’ve been attracted to?
lola the fish from shark tale
16. gayest thing you’ve done recently? (complimentary)
genuinely appreciated my homies
17. gayest thing you’ve done recently? (derogatory)
become active on tumblr again OR spent $35 on alcohol that should’ve been much cheaper and drunkenly demanded money from kevin
18. what are your comfort movies/shows/books/foods?
howl’s moving castle, daniel sloss standup comedy, ouran (probably), vsauce, jenna marbles :(  
19. last 5 things you looked up in your youtube search bar/history?
searched: pewdiepie, animusic, lighthouse movie theories, dan howell coming out video, make my dog howl (for draco purposes)
20. should we kiss rn? :*
say less
tag ur mutuals to do this!
@the-bean-god @wherearethelionhearts @yuckberry @shysora @un-bearably @aggressivelyenthusiastic @cl0wnapologist
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LOGAN: 
he runs a studyblr
his blog theme is navy blue and its layout is super sleek and professional because being minimalistic is key
he has a god-tier navigation and uses an orderly system of tags
he’s one of the biggest studyblrs on tumblr; he gets an average of ten asks per day
he’s always making posts on how to optimize time, live in a proper lifestyle, find ways to achieve goals, study for tests and languages, etc.
PATTON: 
there’s no pattern on what he posts, he just reblogs things that make him laugh
there’s a lot of dog and cat videos and there’s so much cooing in the tags
his theme is the classic tumblr default one because he doesn’t know how to change it (“what’s ‘aitch tee em ell’, logan?”)
he’s always reblogging and making cute posts about positivity 
he’s literally friends with all types of tumblr people and he spam-sends asks to all the other sides
did i mention that there’s a lot of cat videos
think: thomas’s tumblr
ROMAN:
you can bet he has one of those fandom blogs
lots of (gay) keysmashing—“feels”, as he calls them—in the tags
it’s a multifandom mess but a LOT of people follow him
his theme is super bright and flamboyant, and his desktop theme has a sparkling cursor and there are fifty million links to all his social media, fics, fanart, etc.
“a tagging system is for the weak” -roman; it’s mostly a jab at logan who’s horrified at his lack of organization on his blog
often shitposts, and they get a thousand notes in the span of hours because of how relatable they are
meme lord
VIRGIL:
out of all of them, his blog has the most Aesthetic™
he reblogs a lot of those posts of graphics that have angsty quotes or angsty song lyrics on them
he has a dark, purple color scheme for his theme for the aesthetic
you know those pale/bw blogs? it’s like that but inverted with more Black
he has a cryptic tagging system that only he really understands
if you scroll wayyyyy back you’ll find virgil’s angsty sonnets that he wrote back in 2010. he’d delete them but someone (*cough* roman) keeps reblogging them out of pure spite anyway so it’s pointless
EDGY meme lord
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lgbt-ffxv-imagines · 6 years
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Noctis makes a twitter and basically copies all of Prompto's twitter bio, just changing it to fit him, but he leaves the little gay pride emoji because he wasn't sure what it meant. It leads to some awkward conversations with his dad abt social media and Sexuality?
Noctis is not clueless. He knows how to use social media and surf the web. He just prefers not to. When you can google your name and hear about your dozens of imaginary siblings and girlfriends, being on most social media sites really loses its appeal. 
But then there’s Prompto who wants to be able to tag him in photos and send him memes that aren’t just screen shots that fill up the storage space on his phone. There’s Prompto who says he’ll help Noct get a decent photo for his icon and make sure his privacy settings are at least configured to block the worst of bot spam. When Prompto pushes him to actually write something for your bio, man, he draws a blank. 
“Can I just copy yours and change a couple things?” Noct twists half off the couch to snatch the bag of potato chips from where they sat on the floor. He picks through the remnants of oily potato to find the larger pieces before flattening out the sides and pouring the crumbs into his mouth. Prompto laughs when he half inhales a piece of chip and ends up wheezing for a minute before the cursed shard stops trying to commit murder. 
When Noct finishes recovering from the attempt on his life, Prompto agrees to his request with a shrug. “Just don’t say something stupid, bro. People on Twitter can be really mean.”
“Okay so just don’t copy your bio and leave it blank,” Noctis quips, already selecting and copying the text over to his own bio. He likes the little flag at the end of Prompto’s bio, the rainbow stripes are cute and non-incriminating. It’s not like he’s adding an eggplant, or those awkward sweat-looking-things. It should be fine. 
He ends up with a passable attempt at a bio, icon one of the many shots Prompto had taken of him and worked on to make him look a tad less tired. Thank god for Lightroom and the ability to negate dark circles from gaming marathons. It’s a little ramshackle, but when Prompto pastes a crown icon at the end of his name and helps him upload a fishing themed banner, Noct finds that he doesn’t really mind. 
What he does mind, however, is that his dad calls him not even three hours later. Not even Cor, the usual man trusted to pass on messages for Regis when he’s too busy to talk to his son. 
His actual dad, the King of Lucis, calling him in the middle of the day. 
It’s unheard of. There are almost always meetings and audiences being held in the afternoon, his father required to attend nearly all of them as a benevolent figurehead of justice. Noctis thinks it’s complete bullshit that his dad has to shit through all that while shouldering the burden of the Wall, but he’s also still a kid to the council who only respects him for his lineage and nothing else. 
He shushes Prompto, who had been chattering on about tags and blacklists, to answer his phone. He’s worried in the same breath as he’s nervous, greeting his father with a casual, “Hey, dad.”
“Hello, son. Do you have a few minutes to spare for your poor, old father?” He can hear Regis’s particular brand of amusement through the line, how he can faintly make out the sound of Clarus berating him for leaving in the middle of a council meeting in the background. 
“Yeah,” Noctis answers. “What’s up?” For all their strained relationship is worth, they still get along well enough and conversation will flow easily. Well, it would have, had Regis not dropped the equivalent to a bomb in one, short sentence. 
There’s a slow inhalation before his father’s voice crackles through the line. “Are you gay, Noctis?”
There’s a long moment of tense silence before Noct sputters and rebukes him, confused and already well on his way in terms of sexuality-centric soul searching. “Wha-” his voice cracks a little and he has to clear his throat. “What? Dad, I’m… a little confused about where that came from?”
Prompto is peering over at him from where he’d sat down to work on culling the shots he’d taken the day before, screen full of Insomnia’s streets in vivid black and white. He whispers, “Uh, buddy, everything okay?”
Noct nods hurriedly, phone pressed tightly to his ear because he cannot believe his father was notified of his Twitter specifically because of the tiny, innocuous flag in his bio. 
The flag he now knows is not, in fact, just a really colorful addition to his rather bland online intro, but rather something that represents a whole community of people he’s only barely begun to look into and understand. 
The thing that really sticks is that, Ifrit’s flaming balls, he’d essentially wrongly announced to all of Lucis that he is a gay man. Noct doesn’t feel like there would be a problem with it, had he felt comfortable with the label, but he’s really stuck on just understanding who he likes at all. He’s not ready for choosing labels and may never be. 
Regis just gives a soft, fond sigh. he’s calm as ever when he requests, “Will you share lunch with me tomorrow, Noctis? I’ll make sure we have time to ourselves, save Clarus’s nagging.”
“Sure, dad, I just…” Noctis trails off, staring out into nothing. He takes a deep breath and lets it out through his teeth. “I’ll see you tomorrow. Thanks for calling, I guess.”
“Thank you for answering my call,” Regis responds and Noctis can hear how his voice has lightened. “I love you dearly, my son.”
“Love you too, dad.”
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tagged by: @dcputyrook​ tagging: whomest ever
BASICS:
Name: Bee ;w; Age: 22 Pronouns: they / them Sexuality: Gay Zodiac sign: Capricorn  Taken or single: single pringle Four Things About This Blog: ✘ I originally made it to be a John Seed blog while I was still playing through the game, but after considering and playing more of it, I decided on Staci instead.  ✘ Partly why I decided on Staci was because he was similar to a muse I use to play that I missed, and mostly because I found @badwclv​‘s blog in the tags while I was on my personal and I just ???? wanted to have a reason to write with them and I hadn’t seen any blogs for Staci when I looked. So I was the first to write him on here. ✘ uuuuuuh, a lot of Staci’s backstory is based on previous characters I played from other fandoms that I thought were similar, my own personal experience (see below), and some fanfics I had read about him. His secondary verse (cult verse) is heavily influenced by a fanfic actually. Embarrassing to admit haha I just found the story concept and Staci’s development interesting and I wanted to see where I could go with that. ✘ I write Staci as being Native American and had grown up on the Rez. Mostly because I myself am Native American and grew up and lived on an Indian reservation all my life before moving for College. I decided to do this partly because of how Staci looked (nonwhite, dark hair, etc), and also based on the general area of where this might all take place. Montana is home to a lot of different Indigenous tribes, like The Cheyenne, Crow Nation, Bitterroot Salish, Blackfoot, just to name a few. I decided on Blackfoot because their reservation is North of where Hope County is supposed to be set. Idk if that is really that interesting but I just ??? wanted to do it, because not a lot is known about Staci before EG, and I found it as a way to build his character and connect to him more personality. Like, if he and I shared experiences even if they were mundane and small, it would make writing him more real to me?? Idk f that makes sense, but point is that bc of this I created like 5 other FC5 OCs or Other Characters (Wheaty) on my multi who are also Indigenous and I get to thrive??? writing native characters??? Thanks I suck lmao
Three Mun Facts: ✘ I will go the fuck off about character theories or headcanons for the most minor characters ever. I only really do it on discord because I fear being annoying and spamming but, I got some deep ass metas in my head. ✘ I wanted to be a filmmaker since I was 4 years old, and I made some short films in middle school and high school. So when I graduated I moved across the country a month later and went to film school. I graduated with a degree in film & cinematography, and every time I watch Inside Eden’s Gate or any of the shorts made for Far Cry, I cry because I wanna make some shit like that. Super wild. ✘ I can play bass guitar and use to be able to play piano like a mf but I stopped and now I’m really rusty. Anyway, hire me to be your bassist in your punk band ;3c
EXPERIENCE:
How’d you start: I rped Naruto over texting with my best friend in Middle School. Platforms you’ve used:  I pretty much jumped right into tumblr after that, never did the forums or anything. I think for awhile we used skype :0 but I only really rped over skype, email, facebook, and texting on and off for awhile with her. But I found uuuuuh, a Durarara!! rp group randomly like two years later and was like oh???  Anyway, so I’ve used skype, email, tumblr, aim??, facebook, and I now RP on Discord a lot more. Best experience: honestly hard to say, I think when I just met people I really hit it off with and we just meshed well is always the best. But if I have to be specific uuuuh, I once joined an RP group about Gods or something, and I eventually got my best friends to join which is what got them into Rping. Also through it I met another girl who became like, my best friend online for YEARS after that, from age like, 13 to age 20?? And also bc I was a big gay, I fell in love with her which uuh, didn’t end well but point is that, the best part is just making friends who you love and adore who stick with you even after the group or fandom you were in together dies.  Worst experience:  fuck ok honestly, I had someone who would hound me to ship all the time, and would follow me every time I moved blogs. They would constantly hound me to write smut with them (even tho I was underage) and if I said no they would just be like oh well too bad and would start writing their character doing some shit with mine and get really fucking mean to me if I didn’t reply. Also would constantly bug me to reply to them and guilt trip me, even if I wasn’t home to reply or if I was at school, they would get really mean and vicious about it. And would post horrible shit about me on the dash and stuff when I wasn’t home to reply to our threads.
And they would constantly like, play if off like I was the bad guy and the abusive one and was overall just really toxic and super mean to me and my friends? Pushed away my other shipping partners, forced me to tell my best friend I cant ship with her anymore or else??? And we were all like, 14 or 15 at the time when we met them, and they were like, 36 and had a kid and was married. I didn’t get away from them until I was like, 18 :))) and they had made so many people dislike me and shit because of the dumbass stuff they said about me, so I had to leave tumblr for awhile. Anyway when I came back like, months later a bunch of people had come out of the woodwork who I don’t even remember to apologize to me and be like wow some shit went down and this person showed their true colors and everyone kinda realized they were toxic and a liar bc I guess they tried to do it to some other people. It was wild.
MUSE PREFERENCES:
Original or canon: Canon usually Favourite face: oh geez uuuh, i guess Rami Malek since I’ve used him A LOT, or Erin Richards. Least favorite face: idk man, I guess people who use FCs who are dead irl makes me uncomfy. It just feels weird to me :/ Or people who use White FCs for nonwhite characters, sometimes its up to interpretation though like a video game character or something. But when it’s super obvious a poc and they use a white fc it’s super weird for me. Multi or single: both, but I have trouble maintaining a multi.
WRITING PREFERENCES:
Plots or memes: plot usually, sometimes I don’t know what to do with memes or I don’t know what the other writer is comfortable with. I like to hash things out and make a game plan so I don’t screw something up. Best time to write:  I usually write at night, but sometimes I crank out replies during the day if I have time or if the muses suddenly strikes. Do you like your muse(s):   I love all my muses so much it hurts wowie How long (months/years?): uuuuuh, started in 6th grade so uuuuh, 11 or so years now?? Something like that, I feel like my writing peeked in high school but then again, if I look back at it, it was probably all cringy and dark bc I was a little edgelord.
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gay-in-a-manger · 6 years
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1-20 Questions and Get to Know Me Tag
So thanks to @sofeira​ for tagging me
I tag @genderfluidjay​ @blue-r4ven​ @paintedvillains​ @evilsnootlord​ @sarrgentblue​ @csi-cardiff​, but anyone else feel free to go for it (There’s a shit ton of questions though)
Name: Sofia
Nicknames: Pia, Sufganiyot
Gender: Female
Height: 5′ exactly (Fun fact: when I got my height checked at the doctor’s, the assistant took a look at my height and quietly murmured “Oh no”)
Age: 18
Orientation: Bi
Nationality: Filipino
Faith/Religion: Theist I guess because I believe in a God but no specific religion
Hobbies: Listening to music, drawing, and reading
Pets: Unfortunately none
Favorite Color(s): Purple
Favorite Holiday: Honestly none
Books: The Selection series, Goddess Test series, Cruel Beauty, and Man’s Search for Meaning (which is so pretentious but eh)
Movies: Any Harry Potter movie, Love Simon, Miss Sloane, and She’s Dating the Gangster (it’s a cheesy filipino romance)
Tv shows: Queer Eye, Great British Bake Off, and Arrested Development
Music: Shitty Pop (Panic! at the Disco, Halsey, etc)
Coffee, Tea or Hot Chocolate: I like peppermint hot chocolate in the winter, but I’d die for coffee
Favorite meme: Idk if it counts but vines in general
I want to live long enough to: Own a dog! I’d love a pug, but ik they’re genetic nightmares so I’ll get a shelter
Weird Obsessions: Birds! I love seeing colorful birdies. They’re cool. But fuck the blue and black bird of paradise
Random Fact: I currently have 7 blank notebooks just because I love collecting them
Goals for 2018: Have a good first semester at college and get a job
Favorite Bands/Solo Artists: Panic! at the Disco, Halsey, Hey Violet, Hayley Kiyoko, Against the Current, and Fall Out Boy
Song stuck in my head: I’d Lie by Taylor Swift 
Last movie I saw: Incredibles 2 with my best friend
Last thing I googled: “bird of paradise” because I needed to confirm the name of that fucking bird
Other blogs: @messymusings​ my reference blog and @extra-on-ice​ my yuri on ice blog because I needed to stop spamming yuri on ice shit here
Do I get asks: Very rarely, and it’s usually bots
Why I chose my username: It’s funny and clarifies I’m gay as shit
Following: 594 people
Average amount of sleep: Rn it’s summer so I’m getting 9 hours, but usually it’s only 5
Lucky number: 7 I guess
What am I wearing: A red, black and white striped shirt and jorts
Dream job: Travel blogger. I want to travel and I have Opinions™. Although I’d really love to own and run an NGO  
Dream trip: I’d go to Japan for like a month and then travel from there to the Philippines
Favorite food: Sashimi
Play an instrument: I played the guitar for 6 years and the flute for 3. Although I only know Amazing Grace on the guitar now and can play the mario theme on the piano
Favorite song: NSP’s cover of Africa by Toto
Play(ed) any sport: Lmao never
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Dark brown
Describe yourself as an aesthetic: When someone overhears you murmur a sarcastic comment and bursts out in laughter
Random fact: I’ve been craving razzles for two months
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A follow up to the posts about the Nazi art (drawn by a Klance artist), the Pride Parade Klance sign & all those edits where Sheith scenes in canon got turned into Klance ROMANTIC scenes by people who constantly spam “I ONLY SEE THEM AS BROTHERS, BROGANES, THAT’S SUCH A PLATONIC BROGANES SCENE” everywhere.
NOTE: This is referring to the Klancedom, NOT Klance shippers. If you do NOT do any of these things, this post is NOT talking about you.
This interview has been approved of by MisterPoofOfficial (names were blacked out at her request).
Do NOT harass any of these people in the screenshots.
The events:
> Misterpoof creates a parody animatic of the Heathers song “Dead Girl Walking” & makes it a Sheith video. At this point, Poof was already known for not wanting to make any content for Klance & only making content for Sheith, Keitor, Pance & gen stuff.
> Klancers fill the comments section, whining for a Klance version. Misterpoof blacklists the word “klance” from her notifications & deletes all comments mentioning them. Poof’s fans tell the klancers to knock it off.
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> A Klancer makes a yandere Klance PORN version of Poof’s animatic, directly advertising it on the comments of Poof’s animatic. (Keith & Lance semi-graphically have sex in this video).
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Lord Pastel Lance: The Klance version was Keith TRYING TO RAPE AN UNWILLING LANCE (he gives in after Keith "reasons" with him) Oh god, klancers Never change Poof: Oh dear lord;;;; that’s gross I didn’t even watch the video, I was too scared it was gonna look like mine;;;” Lord Pastel Lance: NOPE It's got yandere creep faces & is genuinely disturbing with dark colors & Lance PHYSICALLY shoving Keith away from him And like, actual sex Like, they fuck
> Meanwhile, as Klancers & antis flock to the Klance version, the plagiarist upvotes & responds positively to anti-Sheith & anti-Poof comments. She claims that she admires Poof’s stuff even though it’s Sheith & she hates Sheith & doesn’t like going on Sheith vids while also saying that Sheith content on youtube should not exist at all (even joking that she will start a ship war).
Poof: And my video was dedicated to my friends--It wasn’t even supposed to be taken seriously yet people think that me assigning Lance as the "bad guy" means that I hate him Lord Pastel Lance: Seriously, who says "I was inspired by Poof" & then promotes & likes comments basically saying "I hate Poof & Poof's stuff".
> She even went so far as to react negatively & shut down an upset Sheith fan who was just asking for others to let people ship whatever they want. > She also agrees (multiple times) with fans that gay sex is sin & that they are sinners for getting off to her Klance porn video. > She also claims to be a 14 year old who openly draws BL porn on her parents’ laptop & says that she got all her knowledge from BL stuff & yaoi.
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Lord Pastel Lance: Google research: literally just a click away Poof: Honestly......I mean they’re using their parent's computer after all Lord Pastel Lance: They already drew twinks fucking on their parents' computer Are they seriously that worried that their parents will see them reading about gay sex
> She also linked Poof’s video directly on her Klance video & self-promoed her klance version directly in the comments of Poof’s vid. (And mentioned how much she hated Sheith). [Reminder that the Klance version was watched predominately by Klancers/antis who were bashing Poof for not making Klance stuff. This was essentially painting a huge bulls-eye on Poof. And that the Klance artist was encouraging these types of comments in her own comment section.]
Poof: The comments I’ve gotten in the video (are removed) -- I’ve been called a "pedophile" for liking Sheith and making content for it -- another comment was talking about age discourse (also removed) I recall getting a comment (also removed) saying this wouldve been better with Klance
> Poof finally disables all comments (just on her Heathers video though).
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Lord Pastel Lance: Also They're blaming YOU & your fans in the comments Poof: I KNOW I READ IT AND IT’S RIDICULOUS
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Lord Pastel Lance: ??? If they wanted to apologize, why didn't they just send you a fucking ask? Poof: Exactly??? I have my tumblr and twitter on my about on youtube Lmao they could’ve looked and said sorry instead of talking shit
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Poof: I found this in my Dead Keith Walking part 2 Lord Pastel Lance: Amazing Poof: Funny.....You say that Lord Pastel Lance: And yet they can't seem to send you a single comment apology Poof: Yup Lord Pastel Lance: It costs zero dollars to say "sorry for causing people to bash on you" Like damn gurl, you don’t need a tumblr to talk to misterpoof Poof: Exactly??? And they don't know how to use it ------------------------------------------- Lord Pastel Lance: By the way, Did the plagiarist ever apologize to you (directly) on tumblr/youtube? Poof: Nope! Never got a single message from them apologizing to me Lord Pastel Lance: Damn It's been like a whole week or so, right? Poof: Yeah Lord Pastel Lance: Even toddlers can use smartphones to google "how 2 do this" now Poof: Lmao true Lord Pastel Lance: Seriously, there is no way that it takes them over a week to figure out "HOW DO I SEND POOF AN ASK ON TUMBLR" Poof: I mean sure they're new to it and they don't know how to use tumblr, but seriously, it's not so hard to just go to my channel and apologize or send me a message Lord Pastel Lance: Yeah, but A WEEK In 2017 Plus they already send you comments on youtube There's nothing stopping them from sending you an apology On youtube Poof: Mhm ------------------------------------------- Poof: So apparently they "apologized", but through instagram and it was just...
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:/ You know, I was expecting a message since there is an option on instagram. Not...being tagged in something where everyone can see it.......... I checked my instagram for once jfc, I don't go on it often, but they tagged me in their post to say "sorry"... Lord Pastel Lance: With like zero context Poof: Yup They just straight up said "I’m sorry" and nothing else :/ Lord Pastel Lance: Sorry for what? Plagiarizing? Shitting on you? Self-promo-ing in the comments of your own vids? Promoting comments that shit on you & your vids? That's SO vague Poof: Exactly??? I'm not replying back to the post because not only is it awkward, but it's just not right to forgive them for what they've done Lord Pastel Lance: I don't think they've fully understood their part in this either I think it's more like a "oh noes, a BNF is upset & people think it's my fault that she's mad!!! D:" sort of thing Poof: Mhm
Twas not the straw that broke the camel’s back, but a never-ending pile of sticks instead.
The entitled hypocrisy of the Klancedom is outrageous.
Claiming to loathe Sheith, but constantly looking at Sheith content & whining to the creators that the content would be “so much better if it was Klance & Broganes instead”. Taking no responsibility when people use your Sheith->Klance content to harass the original creators. Excusing anything & everything fucked up that a Klance fan does with “they didn’t know any better!” even though everybody in the discourse is talking through the INTERNET -- the information multilingual multicultural highway. Encouraging discourse & ship hate while pretending to be ignorant about it. Dismissing all the harassment shaladins receive while using the “Not All Klancers” card whenever shaladins complain about the harassment. Doing NOTHING to stop/prevent the Klantis from harassing people while you yourself bitch endlessly about how Shaladins are such hypocrites for generalizing Klance fans as hate-spamming anti-Sheith douchebags. Calling yourself an anti to “protect children & the LGBTQ+ community” while squealing happily about how gay sex is “sin” unironically.
The second you start allowing/encouraging people to trash on someone, who you CLAIMED to like, & that person’s stuff, which you REPEATEDLY mentioned that you dislike, you have chosen a side in the discourse. You are NOT being neutral.
You don’t want to get involved in discourse? Fine. THEN DON’T GET INVOLVED AT ALL.
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harmoniouspixels · 6 years
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Get to know me meme: 2018 Edition
I don’t think I have done one of these yet for the new year! Uh, procrastinating as always, I was tagged a week(ish) ago by @ajaysims and @hollywood3015. Let’s get to it!
Edited to add: I know I got tagged for that OC Interview meme, but since the questions on there make me unconformable and cringe, I think I’ll pass it up. Sorry!
Nickname(s): One my parents use, Sally (an inside joke that’s died down over the past few years, but eh), Useless Gay, and several other one-offs like SHSL Mario Party Master Gender: Demiguy Sign: Taurus Height: 5′ 9″ Time: 4:10 PM as of this section Birthday: May 8th Favourite Bands: Uh, Depeche Mode and Berlin count, right? Last movie I watched (in cinema): Uhhh that’s a good question! I rarely go to the movies tbh Last show I watched: I think it was The Good Place. I don’t watch too much TV anymore tbh When did I create this blog: November 2014, but I have been doing this simblr thing since November or December 2013 What do I post: TS1, TS2, TS3, and TS4. Primarily TS2 and TS3. Casual gameplay, legacies, and MMBCs. What did I last google: My university’s transfer credit page because I might be taking a summer class at one of the local community colleges Other blogs: I have a CC Finds blog that is kinda inactive bc I forget to reblog things (@jackssimsccfinds), two in-character blogs for some TS3 sims (@theaquamarinefairy for Troye Francis and @penelopewhatareyoudoing for whbcx2 contestant Penelope Sykes), and a “main” blog that I started Tumblr with back in 2013 that despite the URL handle was not my URL until a few months ago (@danganwhompa). Do I get asks: Occasionally! Mostly it’s just tag stuff, but it’s appreciated. I get more asks when I do an ask game, however. Why did I choose this URL: It’s supposed to read as Jack’s Sims. I’ve kind of wanted to change it, but we’re going on four years of that name now. Idk if I should bother at this point Following: 205 and shrinking, as I continue to clean out inactive blogs that haven’t posted in a year or longer Followers: 514! I think most of them are real people. I try to weed out the spam and p0rn bots Average hours of sleep: 7-8? I could do better with 9-10 lbr Lucky number: I don’t think I have one? Maybe 26? Go basic and say 7? 202 isn’t really lucky nor bad, but it’s been a part of my life since middle school. Instrument: I don’t play one, but I’d like to play piano or the guitar someday What am I wearing: A turquoise colored t-shirt, a gray hoodie, and jeans Dream job: Lmao play sims for a living? That’d be nice Favourite Food: I can get behind most food tbh. There’s very few things I won’t eat 3 favorite fandoms: The Sims(tm) for obvious reasons, Danganronpa, and Doki Doki Literature Club! Honorable mentions to Free! and Stardew Valley, but I really haven’t dived into those fandoms completely
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rangerofthemojave · 6 years
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Seven Deadly Sins tag game
If you get tagged, answer these questions and then tag 7 of your friends to do it too! Have fun~
I got tagged by @wickedripper​
Gluttony:
1. If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
It will have to be a Norms Steak and eggs with bacon; with the Steak done medium rare.
  2. Are you a hoarder, if so what do you hoard?
Knives 
3. Do you collect anything and if so, what would that be?
I collect Pokemon items (mostly figurines)
4. The top five biggest holidays are New Years’ Eve/Day, Valentine’s Day, Easter, Halloween and Christmas, what is your ranking of these holidays from most favorite to least favorite?
Christmas, Halloween, Valentines day New years Easter.
5. What is your favorite type of candy?
Chili covered watermelon lollipops from mexico.
6. What are your top three favorite restaurants?
Norms, Lazy Dogs, In and Out.
7. What are four foods of personal significance to you and why?
Steak and eggs because my dad always got them whenever we went out and eat. Spam and eggs because they are always easy to eat, Mozzarella sticks because after each fight at work we would go and at them to celebrate each one of our victories. and my mom omelets they always had a special place in my heart.
Lust:
1. Have you ever watched porn and/or read smut?
I won’t go to much in detail
2. Are you more attracted to physical traits or personality traits?
Physical because I am a hopeless person.
3. What are your top five favorite color combinations?
Black red, Red black, Red green, Blue white, and Black and blue.
4. Are you a virgin, if not then how would you like to lose your virginity and if so, do you regret the way you lost your virginity?
I am not a virgin. I lost it to my friend on a playground after a riot. just message me for the details.
5. How do feel about gay marriage and the LGBT community in general?
Let them be.
6. If you were to have a family of your own in the future, what kind of family and lifestyle would you want? 
I am not family person.
7. What would an ideal date be like for you?
Going to eat at Chipotle and walking around.
Greed:
1. What’s your birthstone and do you have any jewelry/objects with your birthstone on it?
Amethyst. No I do not own anything that has the stone as a jewelry piece.
2. What kinds of things do you usually put on your Christmas and birthday lists?
Money
3. If you were to get a tattoo, what would you want to be on your body forever?
I want an 8 of hearts over my heart.
4. If you could be immortal or have an extremely long life span, which would you pick and why?
Immortal to take all of the knowledge of the word and sleep on it.
5. Have you been on all forms of transport as in horse, car, plane (big, small, helicopter), train and boat?
Yes I have been on all of them even on a hot air balloon to the otherside of new mexico. 
6. What did you want to be when you were a kid and have your career ambitions changed since then?
To be a police officer. the ambitions are still the same now I want to be a Park Ranger.
7.Where do you get most of your clothes?
Amazon and Kohl’s discount isle.
Pride:
1. If you wear makeup, what kinds of products do you usually wear and why do choose to wear makeup? If you don’t wear makeup, what’s your opinion on those who do choose to wear it?
I’m a dude.
2. What’s your personal fashion sense/style?
I look like someone that is from the Midwest in California.I wear mostly plaid and jeans plus it looks cool in the fall and winter.
3. Do you follow clothing trends and if so, what are a few of your favorites?
Its still the same.
4. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you?
That i am an asshole.
5. What are your religious beliefs and are they the same as the rest of your family or your parents and speaking of that, what’s your opinion on organized religion in general?
I am not a religious person. I was raised in a Catholic house hold so that may be the reason.
6. What’s your body type/skin tone and does your body type/skin tone make finding clothes that fit difficult or does it make finding the right shades of makeup difficult?
I am Hispanic so I feel better dressing like a conservative person.
 7. What are ten of your favorite female names and ten of your favorite male names?
 I can’t name them all
Wrath:
1. Do you have any unpopular opinions and if so, what are they?
I have to many of them to name off but I believe things on the more right side of things 
2. When you die, how do you want your mortal remains to be dealt with?
Ashes spread over Sequoia national park.
3. Do you hold grudges, why or why not?
I hold too many to count. 
4. What do you want to happen to your worst enemies?
For them to get cold coffee and the wrong order for the rest of their meaningless lives.
5. What do you think will be your cause of death and why?
Alcohol poisoning or something work related.
6. If you died right now, what song(s) would you want played at your funeral?
Soaring in the Skies-Pokemon ORAS OST
The Last of Us- The Last of Us OST
Oracion- Pokemon The Rise of Darkai OST
The Sounds of Silence · Armando Reyes y Salvador López · Mariachi Guadalajara
7. What’s your opinion on the death penalty?
Death is necessary to finish the job.
Envy:
1. What’s the climate of your local area like and do you like it?
Cold in the morings and warm during the rest o the day. Yes I live in SoCal.
  2. Do you get lost easily?
Yes when I am being guided and no when I am by myself.
3. If you could participate in the Olympics, what sport(s) would you compete in? 
Track and Long Distance running.
4. What’s your ranking of the seasons from most favorite to least favorite?
Fall, Winter, Spring, Summer.
5. What’s your dream car?
A Jeep Wrangler Rubicon
6. Are you skilled with technology?
No
7. What are four of your favorite patterns?
Plaid and solids because it is organized and orderly 
Sloth:
1. What are your favorite and least favorite tropes in fiction?
I don’t know anything about that.
2. When do you usually wake up and when do you usually go to bed?
I got to sleep at around 1230-130 am and wake up at 7 am for school and work.
3. What TV shows and movies did you frequently watch when you were a kid?
Documentaries about the Second World War, Cops, How its made, and Pokemon.
4. What’s your favorite era of music?
mid 80s
5. What do you usually watch on Youtube?
Documentaries and songs
6. What are ten songs that are of personal significance to you and why? 
I have too many to think about.
  7. What’s your top three favorite video games?
Halo in general, Fallout New Vegas, Pokemon ORAS
I tag:
@duxbelisarius
@apostalism
@lon3wolf396
@disnerdpoketrainer
@hadjiiembercolgatenerdmctillhawk
@fuckcake94
@fitotrd
#me
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bleeding-green · 7 years
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So @feelingviibes tagged me in this. And IDK Imma do it as tired as I am in between mass spamming someone.
1st rule: Tag 9 people you want to know better
2nd rule: fill in the categories
Appearance: gay, hair that is a different color every other month, hazel eyes, short AF 5'2 and a half (the half counts okay), Emo fuckboi style,
Personality: what is personality? 🤔 gay my personality is gay
Ability: cook (chef in training, I'm lazy as hell but I can cook bomb ass food), being gay...?
Hobbies: listening to music, talking to gay ass friends, being a hoe, reading, watching nice films, musicals (because theater kid bruh
Experiences: nothing. Like I've never been anywhere special or done anything crazy.
My life: don't ask that question. Please don't be a namjoon. Don't ask and then act like you weren't expecting hell. If you really wanna know do me and I'll tell you unless you already know.
Relationships: once again nothing. Dry. Single since birth. And I don't understand. With a face like this how could no one wanna date this handsome guy. They all missed out.
Random stuff: I'm 21, I listen to literally everything you can think of music wise, I like what I like, I could talk about music for hours, I'm a nerd, I am sort of obsessed with consper theories sometimes, I'm what the kids call a hufflepuff.
Okay fuckers now I gotta tag you lil shits. I don't know if Imma be able to do 9 but I'm just tagging the people I do know and wanna know more about okay? Okay. And y'all don't have to do this.
@jinniesloveforjin @hopi-hobi @punkmoth @philophobic-dreamer @deliriousdanni @nsfwtoastss @warmtoastss @gukpeaches
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