#talos meme

[oblivions-dawn]

So I got this weird letter from Ancano

#Senu Dialogue #Senu's Memes #Skyrim meme #Skyrim shitpost #Ancano #Skyrim #Navy Seal Copypasta - Skyrim Edition #Talos-loving asswipe

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

These characters have been requested on my Instagram c:

#Talos Valcoran #Gabriel seth #Sevatar #Fabius bile #sister of battle #Saul Tarvitz #Lotara #Trazyn #Necrons #Warhammer #Warhammer 40k #Warhammer 30k #Textpost meme #Incorrect quotes #Textpost

[lanabenikosdoormat]

sith inquisitor tomfoolery

#swtor #swtor meme #sith inquisitor #darth nox #lord kallig #khem val #andronikos revel #ashara zavros #talos drellik #xalek #fake tweets #fake twitter

[jasonpenni]

forgot to post this here

#i dunno what this genre of images is called #deltarune #madness combat #eddsworld #law of talos #endzone #error sans #homestuck #andrew hussie #cuphead #meme art #wtf do i tag #unabomber #???

[dyscomancer]

The go-to line for live action parodies of Oblivion NPC dialgoue being "Have you heard of the High Elves?" is so funny to me. That'd be like walking up to someone in broad daylight and asking them "Have you heard of the Italians?" with zero wind-up or context

#by talos this can't be happening #to say nothing about how the line isn't even in the game in the first place #kind of a thing #oblivion #elder scrolls #memes #from the desk #have you heard of the high elves

[r0ads1gn]

Oh god down he goes If you're gonna use this anywhere please credit me because I made it!! :)

#endzone #climber #law of talos #castle of nations #meme #funny

[i-looove-dillydallying]

Khem Val, underrated king

#star wars the old republic #swtor #star wars #videogame #mmorpg #companion #sith #sith empire #dark side #sith inquisitor #origin story #class mission #sabacc #khem val #andronikos revel #ashara zavros #xalek #talos drellik #meme #screenshot #swtor meme

[kefirstushyu]

🐍My friend joked abt Maison being a python. You know, cause he chokes and "swallows" his victims whole?

So. Um. Yeah. HERE WE GO IG

#art #house hunted maison talo #maison talo #maidoe #uncanny valley john doe #john doe x maison talo #john doe #john doe game #house hunted fanart #house hunted game #house hunted #meme #scetch #fanart #character #uncanny valley #uncanny valley series #rare pair #rarepair

[likea-black-widow-baby]

Fury: What if I violated the Geneva Convention by going to Russia

Maria: What if you don’t violate the Geneva Convention

Talos: What if I ate the Geneva Convention?

Maria: What if the Geneva Convention remained perfectly intact and adhered to

#marvel women as things said by the people i am currently living with series #secret invasion #Nick fury #Maria hill #talos #marvel memes

[bluthmeth]

He got a little too silly

#law of talos #castle of nations #climber endzome #endzone #meme

[moonlayl]

*Fury talking about how humans and aliens can’t coexist on earth*

Talos, knowing full well New Asgard exists:

#secret invasion #secret invasion spoilers #mcu #marvel #talos #nick fury #fury #samuel l. jackson #skrulls #mcu memes #marvel memes #layl.text

[marvels-meme]

#marvels-meme #ms marvel #kamala khan #carol danvers #captain marvel #monica rambeau #photon #the marvels #the marvels 2023 #the marvels ot3 #secret invasion #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #nick fury #g'iah #gravik #talos

[famouscreatorwolfcalzone]

Dippy forgets again

My headcanon is that if yo u remove his lil neck connection to the house he’ll immediately flip down, like snap he’s down, and then the tube will flip flop around and try to connect itself again

#comfort characters #meme #john doe game #fanart #house hunted #john doe visual novel #maison talo #maison talo x reader #house hunted game #house hunted visual novel #john doe x reader #self insert

[gluciides]

Heimborger

#house hunted #house hunted game #house hunted 2 #heim baile #maison talo #uncanny valley #uncanny valley game #uncanny valley meme #john doe #john doe meme #john doe game #house hunted meme #house hunted visual novel #heim my beloved

[missr3n3]

so a demon boy with exploding bones, a highly intelligent puzzle-solving robot grappling with the concept of mortality, and the leader of a team special agents employed by the most powerful company in her region all go on the wackest road trip imaginable

(prompt under the cut)

#comfort character #comfort character meme #draw your comfort characters #the mandela catalogue #adam murray #the talos principle #uriel talos principle #rad mad venture #proto rmv #r3n3 art stuff #probably the most incomprehensibly niche thing ive ever posted

[moodcrab]

We need to talk about the Cum Lore of Reman Cyrodiil

First let's address the whole "his Dad fucked a hill" thing.

So yeah the story goes that King Hrol and his men, during a time of division and strife for Cyrodiil, saw a vision of Alessia. Hrol decided to "make union unto a hillock" which is exactly what it sounds like; he had sex with the actual dirt, and it was so good he actually died, his sheildthane died, and everyone else went insane.

Nine months later and the hill had grown into a mountain that would one day be Sancre Tor, and a shepherdess climbed up and found baby Reman with the Amulet of Kings embedded in his forehead (or just wearing it, depending on who you ask). Either way, this is proof that the baby was the legit Dragonborn and the shepherdess was able to walk him straight into the White Gold Tower and sit him on the Ruby Throne uncontested.

Now some might say that this is religious allegory mixed with Reman dynasty propaganda with just a sprinkle of truth; a King of the land making love to the land itself, representing its founding mother, producing the literal perfect righteous ruler of that land;

"I am Cyrodiil come." -Reman Cyrodiil, and he meant it literally.

...when in truth a noble probably sexually exploited a commoner, getting her pregnant, who then murdered him and claimed her son was legitimate. It's a very pessimistic view, and when you consider some of the crazy shit that has 100% definitely happened on Tamriel, it's a little overly skeptical. Like Elsie God-Hater levels of jaded. But however it happened, the Amulet of Kings, and later his Thu'um, proves Reman was the real deal.

I really want to believe the story, not only because it perfectly encapsulates how gross real life ancient mythology is, not only because it's a unique and crazy story where this demi god emperor is literally made of dirt and jizz as a living personification of the country, but because that shepherdess would later become one of Reman's concubines who would bake his cum into bread and feed it back to him, and this shit is so wild as it is without her also being his mother!

Reman, which means "Light of Man" (ray-man) really brings home the Roman flare to the Cyrods with his crazy origins, he's a much cooler and more mysterious figure than that Tiber Septim dickhead, and it would be very hard for the Thalmor to so easily dismiss his divine credentials. Talos is banned? Good riddance, who wants crackers when we have fresh baked bread at home 😋.

I read once that Reman spontaneously ejaculated over the corpses of his slain enemies. I don't know if that's canon or just some Reddit Kirkbride insanity but I read it and now you have. The true Ninth Divine right there.

#skyrim #elder scrolls #elder scrolls memes #skyrim memes #elder scrolls morrowind #truestl #elder scrolls oc #oblivion #tes6 #morrowind #cyrodiil #the elder scolls online #tes 5 skyrim #tes lore #tes 5 #tesblr #tes #talos #saint alessia #pelinal whitestrake #the elder scrolls 6 #knights of the nine #the elder scrolls