#therapist draco

[lonelylittledot]

*draco malfoy voice* my therapist will hear about this

#shitpost #therapy #mental health #mental illness #therapist #harry potter #draco malfoy #my father will hear about this #tom felton

[crackishincorrecthp]

Harry, 4th year: *Tries speaking Parseltongue to his dragon and it works* Harry: *Sits down infront of said dragon* Harry: Soooo....What's your name? I really don't want to be here, so I have some time to kill. Dragon: Uh...If you don't wanna be here, then why do you have time? Harry: I don't mean here exactly, I mean in the Tournament. I just wanna talk to you...Oh, and btw the golden egg? It's not yours, it's a fake one that we have to get for some stupid reason that I won't even try to understand. Dragon: Oh, so here, you can have it Dragon: *Rolls the egg to Harry* Harry: Thank you. Would you mind listening about my life? It's just so fucking chaotic that I honestly need therapy, but I don't think any mind healers would be professional enough and I just can't go to a muggle therapist 'cause well, I have magic related problems...So, would you mind be my therapist for a bit? Dragon: Oh dear, of course not! You can tell me everything! Harry: *Tells the dragon his entire life* Harry, 2 hours later: And that's how I ended up here, against my will. Everyone watching: Did he seriously just had a 2 HOUR talk with a fucking dragon?! Daphne, to Draco: I can't believe his theory was right. And he just made everyone stay here for 2 fucking hours and watch. Draco: He's probably using the dragon as a mind healer, tho. Merlin knows he needs one!

#incorrect hp quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry uses the dragon as a therapist #dragon doesnt mind tho #she likes harry #harry potter #harry james potter #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #daphne greengrass #dragon #goblet of fire #hp gof

[prettygreenpills]

therapist: so, what seems to be the issue?

Narcissa: my sister is a psychotic maniac, my husband is Lucius Malfoy and my son is gay

therapist:…

Bellatrix: that’s not true-

Lucius: *stays silent*

Narcissa: my sister killed her own cousin, she is keeping the bodies in our basement

Draco: *pretends he’s not there*

therapist: *takes off their glasses and sighs* anything else?

Narcissa: she’s been in Azkaban-

therapist: I’d like to talk to Mrs Malfoy alone *smiles at the rest of the family and they leave*

3 hours later

Narcissa: *sobbing* i just want to have a normal family

therapist: i see *writing something down*

therapist: you should keep doing these and then we will talk. next month?

Narcissa: a glass of wine every night??

therapist: same time, next mont;)

one month later

therapist: so? how did it all go?

Narcissa: *hic* i’m a cold bitch now *hic* and *hic* i’ve got the wine *hic*

#harry potter #hp characters #narcissablack #hp imagine #narcissa malfoy #writers on tumblr #bellatrixlestrange #draco lucius malfoy #luciusmalfoy #therapist #malfoy therapy #malfoy family #alcohol #mentionsofalcohol #family therapy

[dracolizardlars]

by the way I genuinely believe that the "wanting a good grade in therapy" urge is an essential part of therapy being useful. I absolutely guarantee you I would not be agonising myself trying to write a job application right now if I wasn't motivated by the thought of being able to tell my therapist I submitted a job application in our next appointment. she didn't set it as a goal or anything, it came up by coincidence and I really want to be able to tell her I applied to a job

#draco speaks #if I dont manage to finish this on time or lose the bravery to submit it then I can still get a good grade in therapy #by going through with her what it is that makes this so hard for me and brainstorming solutions #so its a win win #the real reason I was extremely good in school and university is that I wanted the people in authority to be proud of me #real adult life doesnt work like that UNLESS you have a therapist and then boom #new authority figure to aim to impress by working hard! exactly what I need

[sawiet]

draco malfoy would have loved kafka's writing, especially letter to his father

#daddy issues #franz kafka #kafka #harry potter #draco malfoy #my stuff #my therapist will be hearing about this

[titties4harambe]

#therapist #therapy #depressed #depression #anxiety #anxious #meme #memes #harry potter #Draco #draco malfoy #harry #harry james potter #jk rowling #BPD #mental illness #mental health #father #dad #daddy

[your-actual-therapist]

mrs. johnson no

in the past few years, i’ve come across social media posts from The Young expressing discomfort with the following things:

public speakers saying “good morning” and then subsequently, “oh, come on, you can do better than that. i said, ‘GOOD MORNING.’”

other forms of audience participation you didn't agree to (like that one weird restaurant at disney world where they yell at you, i am not kidding, i have eaten there)

asking little kids if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend

icebreakers in meetings no one seems to be enjoying

socially unavoidable hugs/touching

forcing autistic people to engage in eye contact

aggressive asking of pronouns

these items may seem disconnected, but i think they all point to something amazing about gen z.

when i was little, i was convinced that any discomfort i experienced a around an adult must be my fault.

when near-strangers insisted on hugs or rubbed my shoulders without my permission, no one saw it as a weird thing to do, so i assumed i was the weird one for being bothered by it. when i was cautious around [the soccer coach who turned out to be a creep/the guy who ended up embezzling money from my theater group/my grandma’s oddball friend who was estranged from her adult children, which is always a great sign], adults told me i was being paranoid, so i let it go.

i couldn't say that i disliked being around certain relatives or family friends, or that they were unkind to me. i certainly couldn't say it to their faces.

refusing to answer an intensely private question my parents asked? perish the thought!

no wonder i treat so many anxiety disorders in people my age. no wonder my 30-something clients don’t take themselves seriously when their bosses or dates are dicks to them. no wonder activists are asked to be more polite and kind with nazis. we were taught that the comfort of people in positions of relative power was more important than anything else.

i don't thing gen z accepts this at all. i think they're asking questions like "why is it so important that i say good morning to you, sweaty man who came to talk to us about why drugs are bad?" and "mrs. johnson i don't dislike you, exactly, but what makes your love for hugs more important than my not wanting to get your perfume on me?"

we are like “isn’t this tiny piddling stuff you should just put up with?” but they are like “no, Aging Ones, apparently it all adds up to a shitty world” and we’re like, “oh.”

#Gen z #gen z stuff #therapy #therapists #therapist #psychotherapist #psychotherapy #boundaries #hugs #creeps #ok boomer #millennials #social skills #neurodivergence #anxiety #abuse #consent #voldemort #draco malfoy #boomers #no hugs #creepiness #zoomers

[jadehasvertigo]

Who Am I?

Who is this bitch Jade? Actually, no one special. I spend my days online reading/writing fanfictions and watching shows and movies. I am dreaming about a life that is too far away to reach and about a guy who is (I think) happily married and has kids.

I am a capricorn and my rising sign is aquarius. I live in germany. (so english is not my first language) and grew up in a toxic household. I am the oldest of a generation. Mentally i'm screwed. I suffer from dark humor. In the future i want to make movies. I don't give a shit what the world thinks about my dream.

One of my favorite artists is Harry Styles<3 I went to three of his concerts and those three nights were unforgettable. I felt so much joy and love in those moments. The adrenaline was pumping through my body and made me feel like i was part of something big. I am so lucky that i got to see him. Never been so thankfull for something. I will love him dearly, until infinty finds an end.

I grew up with Ariana Grande's music. I think she gave me the confidence I have today and made me a bad bitch. Harry healed my inner child.

I can say, with so much pride, that I am a reality shifter!<33333 There is nothing I am more proud of than this. I was there when it all started, I am a fuckin' OG. DracoTok and stuff like that, thats my shit.

On this blog i will share my experiences in life with u. Nothing special. Maybe it will help me a little to deal with my problems and maybe u will feel less lonely.

Long story short: I'm just a ghost that wanders around and is an insignificant part of someone else's life.

with so much love, jade^^

#childhood ptsd #mental health #folklore girl #folklore #harry styles #blog post #aideen's blog #therapy #in love with my therapist #reality shifting #ariana grande #draco tok #harry potter #hogwarts #hp fandom #wizarding world #wattpad author #wattpad writer #wattpad

[dickhead-newnightgaurd]

So um..... Today was Jedediah and Octavious's 2nd anniversary today?

They're s o f u c k i n g l o u d !

So yeah im even more traumatized now :D

#natm #jedediah and octavius #dick grayson #in the words of draco malfoy. my therapist will hear about this #ok i get it you two are in love but NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR THAT! #if damian was there while you were doing that. i would have your heads /j

[squidne]

converted my therapist to a draco malfoy apologist. this is my legacy.

#harry potter #draco malfoy #hogwarts #therapy #this is an old draft my therapist left their firm and couldnt take me as a client anymore rip bri miss ya bestie #personal

[lovelesslittleloser]

Me, trying to imitate Draco Malfoy: My therapist will hear about this!!

#shitpost #draco malfoy #harry potter #therapy #my therapist after hearing about this:

[federal-bureau-of-nerds]

my blorbo has me listening to music i don’t even like i feel insane

#*draco malfoy voice* my therapist will hear about this

[freedomaddict]

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN'T FIND A FIC

i remember it's about sirius black and he survives and it's after the war and he's a therapist and his client is draco who's opening up about his father whos about to leave azkaban but dracos dad was abusive and it's like a weird relationship but it's during christmas break and draco is gonna run away from hogwarts but sirius gets the golden trio to help him help draco by finding evidence in dracos house against his father and i cant remember the title

#hp #sirius black #draco malfoy #harry potter #hermione granger #ron weasley #lucius malfoy #golden trio #hogwarts #christmas #therapy #therapist #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #mental health #school

[edwardallenpoe]

She finally did it guys. It took two trays of poison, a tumor and old age for her to finally pass. Two days before her birthday no less.

Today was pretty shitty so, perfect timing Draco 👍

#Rip Draco #You'll be remembered and missed #Fuck why today tbh #Today was shit honestly #Therapist said my only job was to focus on the positives and do what makes me happy #I lasted two days before shit hit the fan haha #I'm losing it #personal post