#tua three

[writinghargreeves]

i love how Smart klaus is. his siblings and reginald tend to treat him like a clown who doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he consistently makes intelligent decisions they wouldn’t have though to make. like when he jumped onto the bison instead of getting kugelblitzed. he understood that it would just straight up wipe him from existence, and he wouldn’t be able to go to the other place. i love it he’s so smart

#the sparrow academy #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season three #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #tua klaus #tua s3 spoilers #tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua season 3 #tua #klaus hargreeves x reader #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #five hargreeves #tua five #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #christopher the cube

[thehandl3r]

The umbrella academy’s slogan and life philosophy:

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #yes they are fucked #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #allison hargreeves #tua s1 #tua s3 #tua s2 #the sparrow academy #the umbrella academy s3 spoilers!! #tua season three #tua five

[dandelionyolk]

‘if the umbrella academy had mobile phones each season would be a single episode’

luther fell for a 419 scam, five is a boomer, klaus would charge his to an absolute maximum of 13% and diego would instantly be addicted to candy crush, the only thing on that group chat would be allison’s wordle scores

#and let’s be honest she’d have them all blocked by episode 6 #klaus’ screen is 10% glass 90% crack #viktor gave up when luther confused imessage with google #five could absolutely use one if he wanted to but he refuses on principle #the umbrella academy #tua #tua season three #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Klaus: We can't mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.

Diego, pulling out a knife: Manslaughter it is.

#the umbrella academy #tua season three #tua s3 #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #umbrella academy klaus #umbrella academy diego

[mediocreomen]

love how old man five was this season. the outfit he wore on the trip with klaus ? peak grandfather. his excitement at a big ball of twine? even more grandfather. he really let the old man side of him take over, i’m surprised he didn’t go fishing or something.

#the umbrella academy season three #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua season 3 #tua netflix #tua spoilers #tua3 #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #number five #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua diego #tua klaus #tua five #tua ben #the sparrow academy

[parkersbliss]

Flustered | F. Hargreeves

pairing: five hargreeves x fem!reader

wc: 903

warnings: sexual innuendo?

synopsis: ever since five retried, he’s been a lot more affectionate with you

requests: CLOSED

prompts: 043: “Your hands are really soft.” 054: “They have everyone.” “Not you.” “I’m the exception.” 067: “Nice hickey. Where’d you get it?”

—

“Hi, Luther, Klaus, Diego!” You greet happily. Five doesn’t bother and just pulls out his chair.

“What’s wrong?” Later said through a mouthful of Chinese takeout. “You look happy.”

You come up next to Five, and he pulls a chair out for you, making your cheeks heat up at the small action. “Why can’t he be happy?”

“Well, he’s Five. Always so… bitter.”

You shrug. “They hate everyone.”

“Not you.”

“I’m the exception.”

“I am plenty happy,” Five spoke, taking a seat. “Had a nap and shvitz, what does a man need?”

“Brother’s who don’t eat like barn animals?” Klaus suggests.

Both Diego and Luther look to Klaus, mouths full of noodles, proving his point.

You sit down, smiling at the three brothers. You're dressed in the same thing as Five, a soft bathrobe that says “Hotel Obsidian.”

Klaus grins at you, and you raise a brow. “Nice hickey. Where’d you get it?”

“What?” You practically scream, pulling back the collar of your bathrobe.

Diego snickers, “Seems like Five got a little more than a Shvitz.”

Luther nods. “Yeah, (Y/N) looks like she’s gonna die of embarrassment.”

Klaus claps. “Oh my god, I’m so happy for you two! How was it?”

Five blinked at his brother. “It’s none of your business.”

“Oh, why not? We’re bros!”

Five sighs, looking at you, then back to Klaus. “It was… nice.” You basically die in your seat at his choice of wording. He notices and chuckles, grabbing your hand in his. The three brothers whistle, and you shrink further into your seat.

“Your hands are really soft,” He whispers in your ear.

“Five!” You whine, feeling like you might explode at all the attention and affection. You and Five mostly kept your relationship on the down-low, seeming it was the most concerning issue the past month.

“So I’ve been thinking through our little timeline snafu, and I’m pleased to report that in my professional, expert opinion: we are totally in the clear.”

“Awesome!”

“Huh.”

“Great! So everything’s totally fine?” Luther asked.

“More or less. I mean,” Five hesitates, smiling. “There is one small thing. But it’s nothing we can’t manage.”

Five hands you one of the carry-out boxes, “Choi mein, your favorite.” And you smile softly, mumbling a thanks to him. He just smiles back, “Anytime.” And your stomach flips when he presses a soft kiss to your cheek. You actually think you might die this time.

“So, spit it out, boomer!” Diego mumbles through his noodles.

“Fine, Diego, it’s like this. Dad didn’t adopt us as babies, but those babies still existed here,” Five explained as you take a bite of your own meal.

Klaus frowns. “Awww.”

“We just grew up in different places with different people.”

“So?” Diego questions.

“So where are they now? Odds are we each have identical versions of ourselves walking around out there living completely different lives.”

Luter gasps excitedly. “Our doppelgängers!”

“That’s a made-up word,” Klaus dismisses.

“No, no, I learned all about this in Texas. Tell them about the paranoid psychosis, Five!”

“It’s paradox,” You correct.

“Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you said this wasn’t a problem?”

“Okay, yes,” Five admits. “Technically, if you’re near your Doppel for too long, you’ll go insane. So if you ever see your other self—”

“Kill them.”

“Sleep with them.”

“… avoid them."

“What the hell is wrong with you?” Luther asked, giving both his brothers a skeptical look.

“Oh, come on, as if you wouldn’t climb Luther mountain,” Klaus teases. The look on Luther’s face tells you enough about what he’s thinking.

“Wait, how are we supposed to guarantee we don’t cross paths with ourselves?”

“Easy. I mean, we’re the Benetton of superheroes, born all around the world until dad brought us here, which he no longer did. Doppel’s probably aren’t even in the same time zone as us.”

“That’s true,” Luther mumbles.

Diego nods. “Yeah.”

“Would you pass the moo shu?” Five asked, reaching across the table, and Luther does so. Suddenly, Diego leaves in a rush, and you shrug it off.

“So how long have you two been…” Klaus trails off, wiggling his eyebrows.

“Gross, Klaus,” Five said, before adding. “We’ve been together for a while now.”

“Oh, wow,” Klaus sighs. “That’s so cute. I mean, (Y/N) is so sweet, and you’re so… you!”

You giggle at that, and Five rolls his eyes, “Thanks, Klaus.” Five grabs his takeout and a pair of chopsticks before taking your hand and helping you off your seat.

“You didn’t have to do that, Five,” You mumble, tucking a piece of hair behind your ear.

“I know, darling, but I wanted to,” He replies, and you swear you’re gonna pass out.

Five must notice because he waves his brothers goodbye and leads you back to the hotel room. His hand intertwines with yours, and your face is even hotter now.

“You’re easily flustered, darling,” Five said, opening the door to his room.

“You’re not usually so forward, that’s all,” You shrug.

“Well, I’m retired, so I get to spend the rest of my life loving you.”

You hide your face in your hands at his comment. “Five!”

He chuckles, peeling your hands away carefully. “There you are, pretty girl.” Five cups your face in his hands, pressing a tender kiss to your lips that has you internally screaming.

“The rest of our lives is just gonna be this,” He promises.

“Really?”

“Really.”

— END —

🏷 five taglist: @clearbasementvoid @halfumbrella @esmedith @navs-bhat @alexxavicry @thelaststraw3 @rainbows-r-nice05 @gcldtom @bokuakadaily @3ternalreal1ty @umbrellatte @hahaspoilerhaha @mi1kobitch @analuizafernandescavalcante @icarus-star @yuki1s--note @m4nd0l0r @ells-graveyard @eichenhouseproperty @iaevs @oneirataxia-girl @ay4kshalatus

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x you #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five x you #five x y/n #five x reader #number five x reader #number five #tua five x reader #tua five #tua #the umbrella academy #tua season three #tua s3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #aidan gallagher #five headcanons #five imagine

[multifandomforthemostpart]

no bc imagine it, the umbrellas walking around New York

random stranger: hey sorry…that’s a really good cosplay of the kennedy six! you guys look amazing

the umbrellas: the WHAT

#tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #Hargreaves #tua klaus #tua five #tua season three #tua diego #diego hargreeves #umbrellas #allison hargreeves #luther hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[janetsnakehole02]

five in season 2: IM THE DADDY HERE

five in season 3: NO TWINE NO BIRTH MOTHER

#same energy #regardless of the timeline our chaotic man child never lets us down #five hargreeves #aidan gallagher #klaus hargreeves #robert sheehan #umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #tua spoilers #tua season 3 #tua season three #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #umbrella academy netflix #umbrella academy season 3 #umbrella academy season three #five umbrella academy #umbrella academy memes

[c0ffeeb1ack]

the öga for öga scene gets me every single time. diego’s furious “call the bitch.” luther’s “my name? is uhhh luther hargreeves.” diego’s “you will be dead. by nightfall.” five’s explanation. ending the call with “wrong number :) have a lovely day <333”

#the umbrella academy #tua #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #top tier cinema right there #incredible delivery from all three actors #s2 rewatch

[totally-unfounded-headcanons]

c’mon, you know there’s a terrible made-for-tv movie about the kennedy six in the sparrow timeline

#waiting for the fanfic guys #tua #the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #tua season three #viktor hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves

[whogavemoththerighttohyperfix]

Sometimes I think it’s concerning how quickly I accepted the footloose dance scene as something that was happening as if I didn’t see the fight scene in the trailer

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua season three #luther hargreeves #diego hargreaves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

[commiefaggoth]

Everyday I remember The umbrella academy season one and cry about what could have been

#THE POTENTIAL!!! season one was so fucking good I watched it so many times #and then season two came and it wasn’t #good #and I didn’t even finish season three #:(( I miss ua season one I wish the rest of the show was like it #mats speaks ! #the umbrella academy #tua

[distracted-milkshake]

Love how Five had a growth spurt and aged half a fucking decade in the 0.5 seconds between seasons. Kid's got game.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #tua five #number five #number 5 #aidan gallagher #number five umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua season two #tua season three #tua shitpost #tua s2 #tua s3 #tua number five #growth spurt #damn

[kafiguas]

Summer 2022, a summary:

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua season three #the boys #the boys season 3 #she hulk #kenobi #obi wan kenobi #st s4 #stranger things #jurassic world #jurassic world dominion #also lightyear #but im kinda tired of disney ngl #love death and robots #wwdits #wwdits season 3 #what we do in the shadows #I saw the she hulk trailer after I made this post

[mediocreomen]

still can’t believe how Luther went from ‘I’m in charge, listen to ME !!!!!’ to ‘oh haha no one listens to me, can I have some almond butter?’ like the CHANGE

#tua s3 #tua Luther #the sparrow academy #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season three #luther hargreeves #luther x sloane #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #sir reginald hargreeves

[parkersbliss]

judgey little shit

#he could judge me any day tbh #why does he have shrimp posture tho #it’s canon he has back problems #FROM CARRYING THE SHOW LOLOLOL #no cause of the posture #I’m not funny #bye #five hargreeves #tua shitpost #tua season three #tua s3 #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy #five #number five #aidan gallagher