#twilight Eleazar

[shelbgrey]

Dating Eleazar Denali Headcanons

Paring: Cullen!Reader X Eleazar Denali

Summary: just some dating headcanons for my favorite Spanish vampire from Alaska

Warrings: there's a few NSFW headcanons in here so be aware.

🩵Eleazar denali series 🩵twilight master list

Your the newest addition to the family, you joined around the 90s (in the twilight timeline). With you being the newest member you and the Denalis didn't interact as much.

After Carmen cheated on Eleazar with Demetri, he moved to Forks with Tayna, Kate, and Irina in tow.

Then he saw you again for the first time in a while. I think the two of you always knew there was a connection or mate bond but never acted upon it due to obviously reasons.

He spent his entire first week at Forks talking to you and during that time he fell harder for you.

You couldn't help but fall for his charm, he just knew how to make you blush.

When Your 'brother' carlisle found out he was pissed, the family has never seen him that angry. He's very protective of you and when he heard the Eleazar was your mate he punched him.

“stay away from her”

Esme has to pull him away and talk some since into him. “they're mates... And they're happy”

Him and Eleazar made up and Carlisle spent over two weeks apologizing for his actions. It's all water under the bridge because Eleazar understood where he was coming from and carlisle knew Eleazar would treat you like a queen.

“I love her”

“I know you do”

Your engaged by the time Bella shows up. To put it delicately she the reason your wedding kept getting put off. James, birthday gone wrong, newborn army, ya know 'normal' stuff.

You got married after the newborn army problem ended. “yeah you think we could get married now? Just a thought”

Eleazar secretly gets really tired of the Bella and Edward drama, so he made sure you got your wedding first. You guys have been waiting too long.

He loves your eyes, especially when you were human. He loves how innocent and soft they looked, they're so gentle.

I wouldn't say Eleazar is a prude but he's definitely uptight and is the serious one out of his coven, but you bring out a softer and brighter side in him. He loves how you can make him laugh and being him out of his comfort zone.

You can always make him laugh, no matter what. He's the serious one in the relationship and your the bubbly one.

Tayna calls you the golden retriever of your relationship and Eleazar is the black cat.

Your the only one who can call him Eli... Maybe Tayna but other than that your the only one who gets the pleasure to do so. “she's the only one who can call me that that”

It's the small things that matter most. He loves dancing with you to your favorite songs. It brings a softer side to your guys chaoic lives.

He never was much of a dancer before meeting you though, but you changed that. It first it was just to mess around because you were bored, but then you both found out how much you loved it.

“I don't dance Love”

You rolled your eyes and wrapped your arms around him. “you do know”

He leaves love notes every where for you to find, sometimes it will be on your mirror, sometimes in the book your reading at the time, no matter what your always finding his sweet messages.

'If I were to kiss you and then go to hell I would, so then I can brag with the devils I saw heaven without even entering it.'

You guys love watching old monster movies together.

You learned he paces when he's nervous or aggravated. He'll move back and forth in your room at lighting speed somethings, mumbling Spanish. If he gets real aggravated he'll rant in English and slowly bleed into Spanish.

With jobs its simple, when he moved to Forks he became the Spanish teacher at Forks High, your doctor like Carlisle.

He didn't relize how touch starved he was till he met you. At first touching and contact wasn't really on the top of his list of needs(him and Carmen didn't touch much) but when you started dating he couldn't keep his hands to himself, he always has to be holding your hand or if your sitting on the couch or something your head is on his shoulder or chest.

You guys are family people, you have this mother vibe to you(Emmett says your like the second mom to them) so when the whole new-born delema happened Eleazar convinced Felix to spare Bree Tanner. You two adopted her and became the parents she never had.

If you met and and married before your transformation you two would have twins, the birth wasn't dramatic like Bella's and you made it threw with smooth sailing after Eleazar terned you.

From the beginning Carlisle was gonna turn you. When you first joined the family you were human, but when you met Eleazar you decide it would be him that would turn you.

Anyway, your twins are a boy and a girl(hybrids of course). Your daughter is gifted, it kinda mirrors Eleazar's ability to see what gift a vampire has. Instead of reading them she copy's them. She found out one day when she was holding Kate's hand then shocked Emmett by accident.

“your daughter is a copy cat” Eleazar smiled proudly. “yeah no shit” Emmett said rubbing his arm.

Your son doesn't have any special powers expect being incredibly fast, faster than Edward even.

Your daughter is an exact copy of Eleazar and your son is a copy of you.

Your really close to Tayna and Kate. They are both like little sisters to you. You and Irina are not as close but you got each other's backs.

Of corse you'd never trust Irina again after she went to the vulturi about the Twins and Renesmee.

The girls were over the moon when Eleazar told them about you and in the beginning of your relationship he was always going to the girls for advice.

He's so afraid of losing you, your the best thing that's ever happened to him and he doesn't want to screw it up. Of course he doesn't have to worry about that.

Your always resuring him that your always gonna be by his side. With that I think he's secretary insecure, he's never really had anyone drool over him like girls do Carlisle or Garrett, so your always telling him how handsome he is.

“have I told you how handsome you are?”

He smiled softly. “Yes dear, like a million times”

He just the same, he makes sure your the only woman he sees. Your truly the most beautifulest woman he's ever layed eyes on. “your so beautiful”

He's very protective of you, he not a violent person in the slightest but if someone caused you harm he'll tear the world down.

He doesn't let anyone talk down towrds you or about you. He's the type to either put the fear of God in them or if it was a friend they won't be on speaking terms anymore.

He'd never admit it or talk about it to someone, but he's a cuddler. If your still human your curled up to his chest sleeping like a baby, he'll have his arms around you all night and intill your wake up.

If your in the living room watching a movie with the family your head is on his shoulder or in his lap.

He'll watch anything that interestes you at the time. He likes supernatural and he'll watch Greys Anatomy on an ocation, being friends with Carlisle for centuries you learn alot of medical stuff, so he knows when somethings wrong in the show.

He's definitely a 'yes dear' when it comes to things, not in a bad way or anything. It boils down to that he'll do anything for you.

He's a rough but passionate kisser. He pours all his love and emotions into it, he makes sure your the only one on this earth he wants to love.

NSFW headcanons:

Eleazar has this mischievous kind of charm to him and he uses it to his advantage when it comes to getting your attention. He knows all your ticks and can easily get your riled up.

And it's definitely not one sided. Eleazar would consider himself calm and collected... Serious even, but you know how to get him riled up as well. Like I said before he became a touch person after meeting you. Sometimes all you have to do is Trail your hand down his chest or rub the inside of his thigh. When you push the right buttons he'll pull you towrds your room and you'll be in there for hours tangled in each other.

“darling... Don't start anything you can't finish”

He tries his hardest to be romantic all the time, during sex especially. He wants you to know just how much he loves and adores you.

He's a soft Dom and he always makes sure your comfortable. He loves to take control in the bed but would never push you.

Your pace all depends on your moods honestly. Usually it's slow and loving, everything moves so quickly in his life so it's nice to just savor moments like this. But if you get him riled up or push the right buttons that switch will be flipped in seconds.

Your small compared to him so he loves to have you in his lap, holding you when you make love.

Speaking of which, he refuses to refer sex as 'fucking', he thinks is degrading towrds you so it's 'making love' in his vocabulary.

He loves hearing you moan. If you try to hold back or even muffle them when it's unnecessary, he'd put an end to it. “please don't hold back Love, let me hear you”

He definitely has a Praise kink, he loves making you feel loved and appreciated. He love how he can easily make you blush. “your so Beautiful”

He found out very quickly how much it makes you blush. He took it as more sweet and innocent than sexual.

Small choking kink when you get him in the right mood, he'd never do anything to hurt you so this is a very rare occasion during sex, especially if your still human.

Loves eating you out,your legs around his head. He loves your legs in general and loves leaving kisses on the insides of your thighs. He'd rather pleasure you for hours than receive.

Lots of broken furniture(Esme has about had it). Usually it's broken headbords on your beds. There's always gonna be a dent where his hand grabed in attempt not to hurt you.

He's not very vocal, unless he's praising you. maybe some groans here and there, he'd rather hear all the sweet noise coming from you.

Eleazar is a god when it comes to aftercare. He'll knows exactly what you need and gets it. He'll make sure your comfortable and cleaned up then hold you in his arms.

#Eleazar denali x reader #Eleazar denali #Eleazar denali imagines #Twilight headcanons #Twilight imagines #Eleazar #Twilight Eleazar #Denali coven #Denali family #Tayna denali #Kate denali #Irina denali #Twilight Gerett #Twilight x reader #Cullens #Cullen family x reader

[lunastwilightblog]

#eleazar denali #aro volturi #twilight meme #twilight saga #twilight movies #twilight books #volturi #the volturi #the volturi coven #volturi coven #twilight renaissance #twilight resurgance #twilight revival #twilight renewal

[thegamingcatmom]

No idea if this fandom is still alive but ugh-

They got me. Again.

Look at them though.

Ugh.

#the twilight saga #denali coven #twilight #tanya denali #kate denali #irina denali #carmen denali #eleazar denali #they deserved better

[panlight]

These are the top 2-3 of each group of previous rounds of voting. Pick you favorite NAME, not favorite character.

Also looking at this list it reminds me of how many C and E names there are in this series.

#twilight renaissance #panlight polls #i mean think about it #edward esme emmett embry eric eleazar elizabeth etc #caius carlisle charlie charlotte chelsea carmen collin #and lots of c last names too #cullen clearwater call cameron crowley

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

If Chelsea lost her gift/was killed/never existed in the first place, which Volturi member would choose to leave?

Ooh, excellent question, let's get to it.

Afton

Afton never gets hired on because Chelsea is either dead or doesn't exist. Aro says "lol no" and Afton is on his merry way.

Demetri

Demetri is a "maybe". Amun claims that Demetri was lured away because of Chelsea, however, I've always been dubious that Chelsea is solely the cause of his departure.

He's listed here because people will argue with me and it is a possibility

Eleazar

Getting rid of Eleazar may have become even harder. He still might very well leave because of Carmen but it's a possibility that even that isn't enough without Chelsea greasing the wheels behind the scenes.

Heidi

Heidi is another "maybe". She was recruited having been spared at the execution of her coven for her talents. Perhaps, had Chelsea not been there, she would have chosen death. That said, the choice was "death or Volturi" and Chelsea did choose "Volturi" in canon so I'm inclined to believe she stays as well.

She's listed because people will argue with me and it is a possibility.

Marcus

Aro was terrified Marcus would try to kill himself and this was what led him to finding Chelsea in the first place. Without her, Marcus could very well kill himself. However, that said, Marcus didn't in however long it took to find Chelsea and there's always Corin.

Marcus may just find himself getting stoned and dragged out whenever he needs to stare at someone.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #the volturi #eleazar #demetri #chelsea #afton #marcus #heidi #meta #headcanon #opinion

[smallcatwoman]

I am too tired to correct the errors here but I hope you get what I was thinking.

What do you think the hypothetical kid of Jasper and Alice gift would be?

My sums of money on hallucinations cause survival reasons. (to combat Renesmee's gift)

Alice I imagine has resentment to Renesme because she blocks her visions. Hence the to combat part. Jasper's gift is emotionally based..SO I was thinking Alice's feelings would also become his cause he feels everything...

First of all, I am shocked in the best way that someone is asking a Twilight question like this to me as if I know anything. I'll try my best.

For the sake of this ask, lets assume Alice inherited Bella's horrendous taste in names and named her child Greige.

As of canon, Jasper can already sense and manipulate Alice's emotions, including her frustration at Renesmee blocking her abilities. If her and Jasper's child is a hybrid, they would also block visions by default.

But let's say, that Greige doesn't block Alice, adopting this as part of their gift, similar to how Renesmee isn't blocked by Bella. This is if we're going off of the theory from @therealvinelle and @thecarnivorousmuffinmeta that hybrids gifts are very powerful and versatile, and focused on helping them survive. This would make Greige significantly less annoying to their mother than Renesmee, especially if Alice also gets to dress them up in adorable outfits and hyper control their life to an even greater extent than she controls Bella.

I do think Greige would have some skills of emotional manipulation, similar to how Renesmee seems to enthrall others and make them love her. But in terms of combining Alice and Jasper's gifts, the only thing I can think of is sensing the emotional outcome of decisions.

So like, if it's going to rain and Greige doesn't put on a coat, they can't see themselves getting rained on, but they can sense the annoyance and discomfort they would feel. If Carlisle decides to kiss Aro in front of everyone, Greige can't see the horrified expressions of the Cullens and everyone arguing about it, but they can sense the horror, disgust, jealousy, etc that the Cullens would feel, as well as the happiness and love that Carlisle and Aro would feel. Maybe not as useful as Alice's visions, but still helpful in a pinch.

#twilight #twilight meta #aro x carlisle #jasper x alice #anti alice cullen #are yall proud of me that i didnt drag eleazar into this for once #i did write one fic without him too #but progress is progress #long post

[simpfordemetri]

i see you have request open. im hungry for carmen and eleazar x human mate if possible if not that's ok.

CARMEN DENALI X ELEAZAR DENALI X READER

-These two are just so sweet and caring towards you ,they will shower you in affection 24/7

-They will respect absolutely everything that cross your boundaries,no question asked just full support

-They met you at the Cullens ,you were Bella’s friend and the moment they see you the knew and felt complete

-With these two insecurities dont exist,its a big no for them,they hate to see you think bad about yourself ,if you only knew how obssesed they are with you

-Their kisses are soft and sex is the same for them,no rudeness ,just adoration for the two of them

-They follow you everywhere you go like lost puppies,separation anxiety it is

-They love to experience everything you want in bed,except hurting you

-Carmen always make sure to cook for you and Eleazar always have an extra jacker in case you get cold

-Cuddles cuddles cuddles

#twilight #the twilight saga #eleazar denali #carmen denali #denali coven #breaking dawn

[queenofglassbeliever]

Bella should have ended up in the Denali coven.

#twilight #bella swan #twilight renaissance #tanya denali #denali coven #kate denali #irina denali #carmen denali #eleazar denali #carmen x eleazar #eleazar carmen #bella denali #?? #tanya x bella is top tier though #twilight but make it gay

[volterran-wine]

𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: 𝘈𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫 Eleazar was born in 1451 AD in the Emirate of Granada. He lived with his family making his dues, providing for himself, his mother and three younger siblings. This was all until the Granada War broke out, whose aftermath would mean the expulsion of Eleazar and his people from now was considered the Kingdom of Spain. En route through Europe he was separated from his family, and in September of 1492 Eleazar would be turned by a wayward vampire who left him in the gutter. Due to his gentle nature he did not take to the transformation well, and he felt no purpose could be sought out in this new and strange life he lived. That, was until he encountered Demetri and Afton on a job in 1502 AD.

#Eleazar #Eleazar Moodboard #Volturi Fancast #Twilight #Twilight Renaissance #Fancast Eleazar #The forgotten Volturi guard finally has a fancast #I am a little surprised nobody has asked about him yet

[miss-morgans-lover]

Twilight Headcannon 3:

Denali Coven Gender/Sexualities:

Tanya- Genderfluid Lesbian, Pronouns: All, Succubus side means she can change how they looks, she prefers generally to have a dick and breasts, dresses fairly fem generally

Kate: Cis Bisexual, Fem Preference (generally), Pronouns: She/They, Will fuck anyone that takes her fancy, has used her succubus side to look masc but not for gender, Mates with Garrett

Irina: Cis Bisexual, Masc Preference, Pronouns: She/Her, Has fucked women but prefers men

Carmen: Cis Pansexual Demisexual, Pronouns: She/Her, Doesn't care about gender, would fuck anyone she has a connection with if she didn't have Eleazar

Eleazar: Cis Pansexual Demisexual, Pronouns: He/Him, Same as Carmen, had sex with Carlisle once, few know

#denali coven #kate denali #tanya denali #irina denali #carmen denali #eleazar denali #denali sisters #succubi #twilight needs more slutty vampires #twilight has the denali sisters #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight #vampire headcanons #vampire #twilight sexualities #lesbian #pansexual #demisexual #bisexual #genderfluid

[shelbgrey]

The Cullens + Denalis going to the zoo

Carmen and Esme just wanted some quality time with their family... That's all.

Emmett and Garrett are trying to fight the polar bears while Kate and Rosalie are trying to get them to stop.

Edward is literally mumbling, “I'm the most dangerous predator here... I should be locked up with the lions”

Tayna is probably off making out with a zookeeper behind the monkey exhibit.

Esme is taking family pictures next to all the animals.

Carlisle and Eleazar are just trying to enjoy the walk and all the exhibits.

Jasper is off terrifying children by breaking into enclosure and eating a leperd.

Alice is swimming with the penguins.

Irina is throwing rocks at the wolf exhibit and almost got herself thrown out, Eleazar almost did too when he tried to get her to stop.

Emmett jumped into the lions exhibit and was reenacting the lion king.

Tayna bought animal hats for her coven to wear.

Kate shocked a child becuse he was teasing an elephant.

Emmett is pointing at a blond Monkey, “Carlisle it's you!”

Renesmee defently cond Jacob into buying all the cute little animal pulshies.

Eleazar just wanted to see the Aquarium. The girls followed. “Eleazar! I found Nemo!” Kate shouted.

“I found Dory!” Garrett yelled.

Irina is water bording Edward in the Aquarium and trying to feed him to the shark.

Emmett and Jasper got kicked out and the family members who were being decent members of society followed.

Other than that Carlisle called it a successful day.

#Cullen family #Headcanons #twilight headcanons #Denali coven #Carlisle cullen #Edward cullen #Esme cullen #Rosalie Hale #Emmett cullen #Jasper Hale #Alice cullen #Eleazar denali #Carmen denali #Tayna denali #Kate denali #Irina denali #Garrett

[mx-pastelwriting]

would you write headcanons for the twilight denalis with a young teenage vamp/or human reader

Denalis x GN! Teenage Vampire Reader Headcanon

Summary: Request up top!

Warning: Vampire preying, Hunting

I'm so fucking late to this, I’m so sorry!

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- They would be like parents—very supportive and protective. If you have any problems, they will fix it or help you.

- For the first time in years, they would be mentally exhausted from having to constantly keep track of what you were doing and where you were.

- When they didn't know what to do in certain situations, they either ask Carlisle or look it up.

- Would have to teach you to drink from animals right away, seeing that you would have no control being a teenage newborn. They would be worried as you were almost shy of a child.

"Here, let's go, you need to feed." Eleazar said, getting to your level, looking into your eyes. You nodded, getting up from leaning on the counter. Your throat burned in pain as he gently guided them outside into the cold, not yet snowy forest, with Tanya, Kate, Irina, and Carmen following behind.

Your feet crunched on the dirt ground, you heard everything—the trees moving, the dirt being picked up by the wind. You could smell everything from animal for miles for you humans in the next city living their lives, "Now focus on what you need to do, take control" His words lingered in your mind as you chose your prey.

A deer was moving miles from you, drinking water. Hearing the splashing of the water, you ran, wanting to get it at its unknowing . Speeding through the forest, you tread lightly, not wanting it to know anything is coming for it. Eleazar and the others were close behind, assessing whether they needed to intervene if you didn't do what was required. Finally, you had it in your sights, your arms wrapped around it, making it scream as you fed. 

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Hello, I hope you enjoyed if there is and grammar mistakes or misspellings sorry about that feel free to let me know in the comments, have a great day/afternoon/night!

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight fanfiction #denalis x reader #kate denali x reader #irina denali x reader #the denail #denalis #carmen denail x reader #eleazar denail x reader #twilight x reader #tanya denali x reader

[vampyrheartz]

Carmen Denali—

#tts #twilight #mine #moodboard #carmen denali #carmen fc: Medalion Rahimi #denali coven #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #the twilight series #eleazar denali

[real-time-twilight]

Breaking Dawn in Real Time

December 17th, 2006 (Sunday)

Moon Phase: Waning Crescent 🌘

🌄 Sunrise: 8:00 AM

🌅 Sunset : 4:27 PM

Breaking Dawn, Ch. 30 ("Irresistible")

8:00 AM (Approx.) - Edward and Bella pry themselves off of each other and walk to the house with Renesmee; Bella asks Edward to teach her how to fight; Edward explains the Volturi's tactics, specifically Alec's power of sensory deprivation; Bella begins to form a plan of attack against the Volturi, targeting Alec

8:05 AM (Approx.) - Jacob escorts Edward, Bella, and Renesmee to the main house to await the arrival of the Denalis; Edward tells Bella about Eleazar's history with the Volturi

8:15 AM (Approx.) - The Denali's arrive; Edward exchanges pleasantries with them while Bella stays out of sight with Renesmee

8:17 AM (Approx.) - Bella presents Renesmee to the Denalis, who react with shock and horror; Edward attempts to explain

8:20 AM (Approx.) - Carmen allows Renesmee to use her ability to explain; Carmen convinces Eleazar and the others to do the same

8:25 AM (Approx.) - Edward explains Irina's misinterpretation and the actions she's taken in response, and that the other Cullens have left to gather witnesses

8:30 AM (Approx.) - Eleazar identifies Bella's shielding ability; Kate tests it

8:35 AM (Approx.) - Eleazar and Edward theorise that the Volturi may have used Eleazar's power to identify talented vampires and then fabricated charges against their covens to remove threats and collect the talented into the fold, and that this is perhaps their plan with the Cullens as well--to collect Edward, Alice, and potentially Bella.

#twilight saga #twilight renaissance #bella cullen #jacob black #edward cullen #renesmee cullen #tanya denali #kate denali #carmen denali #eleazar denali #real time twilight #breaking dawn in real time #breaking dawn ♟️

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Ok. If nothing super different happens to Carlisle in Can't Win, then I want to send the winningest people there this time. How about:

Marcus at the end of Painting Red Madonnas or TLTIC, with his new lease on life.

Eleazar in any timeline ... I think most stuff just goes over his head and doesn't tend to bother him.

Carlisle Cullen in Can't Win

Painting Red Madonna by me and The Less than Immaculate Conception by me and @therealvinelle

The thing about Marcus, and Twilight in general actually for Pick Any Character, is that in those timelines... they might already be Can't Win. In either he's pulled himself out of depression and in the latter case had to horribly kill off Edward himself and become a man that Didyme would have hated and who makes Aro cry. In the former, or either actually, if Bella happens to die again, Marcus might very well return to his previous state.

As for Eleazar, he got kicked out of his cool important club without realizing it, and is convincing everyone he's still very cool and important and cares so much about all the people. He's living Can't Win, he just doesn't know it.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #painting red madonnas #the less than immaculate conception #marcus #eleazar #meta #headcanon #opinion #vinelle #therealvinelle #kermitthekrog-blog

[smallcatwoman]

Thoughts on Carmen

I’m a fan of @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin and @therealvinelle works and blogs of course. You may want to read some of their metas if you’re not familiar with them or else some of what I say is going to sound insane. I especially love their delightfully horrendous Eleazar from their fics. x x x

He’s so much fun to read and to write, and between those two excellent writers and several fans inspired by them, Eleazar has been quite thoroughly dragged through the mud multiple times over. (Not that I have any intention of stopping, provided I have enough inspiration/fanfic prompts.)

Carmen, however, isn’t discussed nearly as much, but this woman fascinates me. 

Carmen is barely in canon and has almost no speaking lines in fanfics (because of a bingo card maybe? Idk.) The only thing that sticks out in my mind from rereading every chapter of breaking dawn featuring the denali fifty times (for reasons that may or may not become clearer mid July) is that she was the first to accept Renesmee and be charmed by her, and seems like a sweet enough person the couple of times that she says anything at all. 

I just have to wonder what goes on in the brain of someone who is happily married to Eleazar of all people. 

She’s obviously not a moral person, considering that she enables the shenanigans that the Denali sisters/Eleazar get up to, and probably participates in it as well. But I do think she is very pleasant and “nice” in terms of the way she talks and interacts with people. Similar ish to how Umbridge from Harry Potter is evil, but acts like a very sugary sweet kind of person. 

And tbf I agree with muffin/vinelle that the Denali are completely unaware of the fact that they are serial rapists and that the men they sleep with are probably terrified of saying no to them. Carmen has good intentions, and thinks that she and Eleazar are paragons of morality, and even if she and Eleazar woohoo people to death in hot tubs, at least they don’t eat them. 

I also think that she’s probably an insanely easygoing person, who is nigh impossible to annoy or offend. She would also have to be fairly quiet, and a good listener, since Eleazar loves the sound of his own voice. 

I think that if her circumstances were different and she didn’t meet Eleazar, she could have been a sweet, easygoing, and supportive partner to anyone. Either another horrible obnoxious person where she would just be similarly chill and accepting, no matter what nonsense they get up to. Or she could end up with a sane, normal person who doesn’t have weird kinks of woohooing with their food. 

Honestly, the human equivalent of  what Edward and the denali are into is like if a person was sexually attracted to a hot apple crumble, fresh out of the oven. Compared to sleeping with another person, it’s way too warm, way too squishy, and smells like food. Plus you would destroy a perfectly good apple crumble, which is just a shame.

Anyway, that’s all. tdlr Carmen is a very supporting and easygoing person, and very interesting to me considering she is happily married to the worst person in the universe.

#twilight #twilight meta #anti eleazar #anti carmen #long post