#where is my girlfriend

[pbandjellly]

yes hello I'd like to have an older girlfriend who's protective, nice to me and me only, and listens to me talk about how my day went, and let's me hug them and call them cute nicknames and no one else, and slams me against the wall to kiss me when im being a brat. Thank you. Continue scrolling, go on.

#grumpy x sunshine #wlw love #bi panic #im very lonely #where is my girlfriend #why dont i have a girlfriend yet #having a girlfriend would make me very happy #do i need to say more?

[yamikawas]

i miss yoomieeeeeeeeee

#i cuaght whatever sickness my baby cousin has i want yoomie hold me abt it :( #where is my GIRLFRIEND #tobi.txt

[barbiecarlo]

listen i know it's been a rough night so far but can atredsox post a clip of bobby's homerun

#t #where is my girlfriend

[streamsofstardust]

michigan i am in u

#where is my girlfriend

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Checking social media right now feels like I am a very stupid Rockruff being told to pick which cup has a treat underneath it. I cannot keep track of things well, apparently.

#original #april fools 2023 #where is my girlfriend #and my best friend #help me

[incandescent-mushroom]

remember when 12 finally let Bill into the vault and she thought she was going to meet a cool new sci-fi monster and instead Missy and the Doctor flirt back and forth over a grand piano until Missy is like ‘btw she has to die :)’

#‘this is where I keep my evil girlfriend’ #‘also she pushed a little girl into a volcano once’ #have you ever been the third-wheel as two eldritch aliens have so much chemistry you feel like you should close your eyes??? #doctor who #thoschei

[sapphic-hearts]

I'm yearning!!! I want someone to dance in the kitchen with, someone to share adventures with, someone I can take care of and who also wants to take care of me. Someone to laugh, cuddle, kiss, and be silly with. Someone to have a future with. I just want someone to love.

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #queer #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #sapphic #sapphic positivity #sapphic romance #sapphic yearning #sapphic love #wlw #wlw romance #wlw positivity #wlw yearning #wlw love #lesbian yearning #lesbian positivity #lesbian romance #lesbian love #femme4butch #femme4masc #femme4femme #manifesting a girlfriend today since it's my birthday #where is the love of my life?

[moonybadger]

I love how this show made the sweetest version of Superman we've seen in years and are now putting him through The Horrors

#my adventures with superman #superman #clark kent #at least he has a girlfriend :( #I was really tempted to leave it the way it is in the original tweet where it's 'crab' but I chickened out lol #bored badgering

[marielatiasi]

at least it's only 3 grand this time..

#man i dont know how to actually post my art again #like where do i start #anyways just have silly meme with my girlfriend failguy #obey me mammon #om! mammon #mammon #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obmswd #obmnb #obm mammon #meme #obey me incorrect quotes #i forgot how many tags i have to put in on here to get traction damn #obey me memes #digital art #my art #idk if i have it in me to put in the ship tags *shivers*

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

I swear, at this point I might just end up shipping 75% of atla girls with each other.

#Hi I'm Katara and this is my girlfriend Yue and her girlfriend Azula and her girlfriend Ty Lee and her girlfriend Mai #If you guys are wondering where Suki dw she's with her boyfriends Zuko and Sokka #Aang and Toph would be that one post that's like #'apparently I feel left out in my friend group cause they're all in a polyamorous relationship and they didn't tell me???' #azula #ty lee #mai #yue #katara #suki #zuko #sokka #aang #toph #tyzula #azutara #maizula #mailee #yuetara #zukki #atla #avatar the last airbender

[coolnonsenseworld]

We are halfway through the calendar👀👀👀 you can pre-order it and help reach stretch goals like a print and a notepad only by the end of September!! linktr.ee/mezzy

Also something for Polish folks: teraz można kupić kalendarz i przypinkę samurai&ninja w polskiej walucie, ta opcja będzie dostępna tylko na czas przedsprzedaży i można ją znaleźć w linkach na linktr.ee/mezzy . Nie jest to w pełni osobny sklep, bardziej proxy żeby nie trzeba było myśleć o przewalutowaniu jeśli w plny komuś wygodniej. Dajcie znać jakby ktoś miał pytania lub napotkał problemy 🥰

#klance #voltron legendary defender #first message from my current girlfriend (yes she met me through ig) #was “i love your art!” #and the second “wow nie wiedziałam ze jesteś z polski :O” (surprised im from poland) #and after 3 years together instead i love you i like saying 'im a big fan.... where are you from again?' #also i want to say it took 2 weeks but im starting to feel overloaded with being active on socials again lolol nevertheless when i need #the power to keep posting i open all the notes and comments i got so far so we good #“do it for them” meme and its about me posting my own art for 5 people who still like klance

[soliusss]

Walks out of the shadows hi guys I have a new hyperfixation

#one piece #dracule mihawk #one piece live action #opla mihawk #solius art #mishanks #vaguely #woke piece where I turn all the guys into sexy androgynous women #anyway :3 #obsessed with this guy #more soon #my beautiful 40 year old goth girlfriend Princess

[tippenfunkaport]

I like to headcanon that Melog is just the biggest busybody. It's been bored and alone on a dead planet for decades with no one to talk to, the mundane day to day drama of other people is such a novelty to it, it can't get enough. Plus it can become invisible and doesn't have a great grasp of privacy so it's forever listening in on conversations and generally getting way too invested in everyone's personal business.

Which means Catra, to her vast dismay, knows everyone's secrets. She would really REALLY rather not and has tried to teach Melog about boundaries but the creature does what it wants. But it means that sometimes she finds out about some misunderstanding or missed connection going on that is so downright stupid that it's just going to drive her nuts if she lets it continue so she begrudgingly has to insert herself into this drama to match-make or clear up an argument literally just so she doesn't have to hear about it anymore.

Which means, to her absolute horror she gets this reputation of being near psychic, so good at resolving personal drama that people come to her with their problems no matter how she tries to deter them and meanwhile it's really because Tealog over here is addicted to gossip.

#catra as reluctant columbo au #Tealog is my daughter's joke #credit where it's due #right after the finale she used to write these journal entries from Melog's POV that started with 'What's the tea-log?' #because she is far funnier than all of us #melog watching glimbow confess in The Heart Part 1 while eating metaphoric popcorn #beaming this piping hot dish directly to Catra while she is trying to save her girlfriend / the universe #catra leave melog on read #spop #catra #she ra #headcanon #melog #shera

[raccuundraws]

Also, here are the Milly/Meryl sketches separate from the promo post

#milly thompson #meryl stryfe #trigun #joins the choir of people asking where Milly is in the remake #I really like them #my art #insurance girlfriends

[g3othermal3scapism]

when the doctor was confronted about religion and beliefs and he said that out of everything hes seen, all the impossible places hes been and unthinkable creatures hes been witness to, of all the literal gods and demons and things of nightmares hes met, if there is one thing he believes in its rose tyler. yeah

#he said #sure gods cool but have u considered: #my girlfriend #he was so real for this #like yeah rose tyler is religious to me too #meeting god like ok now wheres rose tyler….. #if he doesnt come face to face with the real satan and tell him the only thing he believes in is me #i dont want him???? #rose tyler #tenrose #doctor who #tenth doctor #timepetals

[tiredhermitgirl]

To the person who cheated on this man

I wish nothing but the worst for you.

Eat dirt and die trash.

#my new boss is goofy #atarashii joushi wa do tennen #shirosaki yuusei #yusei shirosaki #like how could they cheat on this man???? #the personification of a green flag!!! #like tell me where his ex-girlfriend lives #I just want to talk to her