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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months

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Yandere MJ with spiderpowers please

Y/N tries to walk out the door. MJ webs them right back in...

Y/N: but i have work today

MJ: (purrs) stay. I know you have 24 days of sick leave. Just call in sick and I'll get you out of that web.

Y/N types "can't come in, I'm sick today" and texts it to their boss...

MJ: thank you baby!

Y/N: whatever my spider queen demands

MJ giggles as she pulls Y/N off the web and right onto the couch...

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golfylester · 3 months

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Dan and Phil seem to have shifted from keeping their relationship completely private to constantly flaunting their insanely in tune, soulmate-level connection. I don't know what inspired the change but I want them to keep flexing on us forever

#dan and phil #dnp #phan #like yeah we get it you hit the jackpot #most of us will probably never find a love like yours in our lifetime #yeah yeah yeah we KNOW

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yeahperfect · 1 year

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Look at his smile developing with every word coming out of his mouth. Look at him smiling at Charles. Listen to the praise. 🥰❤

#we have hit the jackpot #i would give my left arm to see footage of charles when max was praising him #Also #how do you know Charles felt good today...??! 🤔#lestappen #max verstappen #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1

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7roaches · 7 months

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assorted petrigrof + watch my style randomize in real time

#my art #art #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #trans #lesbian #🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#i prom prom prommy the last 2 are my own art #ive only started posting again for the past like. month so its not obvious but loterally i pivot styles every 2 seconds irs so much fun #this one ive been trying to bring out for a couple weeks nd finally hit the jackpot cause i overcaffienated #added last min lighting to the first betty but jow idk if o like it?????#oh well #ok thats all love you bye

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vertigoartgore · 3 months

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Spider-Man/Peter Parker & Mary-Jane Watson by Tom Reilly.

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leatherbookmark · 4 months

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210926 deja vu ー san

#shrimp gifs #ateez #san #kpop #i am confused by how many people didn't like short bangs sanini because they apparently made his face look sharper. that's... that's bad HO #his angles and narrow eyes are sooooooo sexy they hit Fucken Jackpot on that one #plus you can see more of his face here + shorter hair in general makes the shape of his head pop + add clothes revealing soft skin to that #and you have a Perfect look both sexy and incredibly touchable. chefs kiss with tongue etc

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stevethehairington · 1 year

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @stevecarrington!!!!! I HOPE TODAY IS UNBELIEVEABLE!! i'm so glad this fandom has brought us together, you're such a wonderful friend and im very lucky to know you!! i know how much you love steddie AND ted lasso so i whipped up a little steddie lasso for you, i hope you enjoy 💕💕

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Eddie is not quite sure how he got here.

One day he was sprawling across his ornately carved DM throne, gleefully ruining the lives of those brave enough to sit at his table and dip their toes into his particular brand of tabletop roleplay chaos, and the next he was packing up his life and getting on a bus heading west, back to god damn Hawkins, Indiana — the hometown he swore he'd never come back to all to coach soccer.

Yeah. That's right. Soccer.

The thing is — he's never been a sportsball kind of guy. Not baseball, not basketball, not football. Certainly not soccer. Outside of ogling the players for their tight little shorts and their calf-hugging socks, of course. The only reason he knows even the slightest brush of the basics — and even then, it's a strech to say he knows it — is because Wayne is a sportsball guy.

But apparently that incredibly bare quasi-knowledge of it was good enough for Chrissy — Eddie's best friend extraordinaire and prominent figure in the sports world (truth be told, Eddie really couldn't tell you what her actual position was — all he knew was that she did everything and was everywhere. Seriously, it was insane how many connections she had in the world of professional organized sports.) — because when she heard the words "looking for strong leadership" and "to build comraderie" and especially "with a creative, outside of the box approach" when the league announced that they were looking for a new head coach, she had immediately submitted Eddie's name. Without even consulting him on it. Without even telling him in the first place.

It was a true testament to just how desperate the club was that they had actually chosen him.

Getting that call had boggled his damn mind.

Still does, if he's being honest.

And now here he is, fresh off the bus and standing in front of Nancy goddamn Wheeler — the tiny, but incredibly intimidating owner of the whole goddamn team.

"Eddie, welcome," Nancy says, flashing him a perfectly pleasant smile that still somehow makes him feel like prey. "It's great to meet you."

She holds out her hand, and Eddie quickly wipes his palm against his jeans before accepting it. Her handshake is firm — she's not fucking around.

"It's lovely to meet you too, ma'am," Eddie replies, with his politest midwestern manners.

Nancy's lips press together, turning down at the corners, and for a brief moment Eddie thinks he's somehow managed to fuck this up already. Could you get fired for sweaty hands? Was that legal?

But then a small laugh slips from those lips and Nancy says, "Just Nancy. Ma'am makes me feel like I'm seventy-five and belong in the bingo hall."

Eddie can't help the bleat of laughter that bubbles out, probably a little too enthusiastic. "Hey, the bingo hall's a riot," he says.

That gets Nancy to chuckle again before she clears her throat and smooths down the lapels of her blazer. "Well, thank you so much for taking on this position, we're really grateful to have you here, and we look forward to seeing what you can do for us," she says, and she sounds genuine about it, which puts Eddie a little more at ease. Nancy barrels on, "I'm sure Chrissy had briefed you about speaking with the press?" She asks, but she doesn't give him a chance to answer. "You'll just be sitting down with some journalists and answering any questions they may have — and I'm sure they'll have plenty."

Eddie lets out another nervous titter. Yeah, he's sure too. "Sure," he says. "Um, and that's... tomorrow? Later this week?"

Nancy makes a face, a sort of half grimace, half sympathetic thing.

Eddie's stomach turns.

"Actually," Nancy starts, eyes flickering towards the door behind Eddie, "it's right now."

Shit.

"Did— did Chrissy not let you know that?" She asks, chewing on her lip.

"No, no!" Eddie is quick to reply. "She did, I'm sure she did, I just— probably wasn't listening. It's kind of been a... crazy fucking day—" his eyes go wide, "— I mean—"

Nancy laughs. "You can say that a-fucking-gain," she agrees, and Eddie's shoulders relax from where they'd tensed up to his ears.

"Well, I'm sorry to just throw you to the wolves like this, but we can't really call it off now," Nancy continues, giving him an apologetic look.

Eddie glances towards the door too and nods. Rolls back his shoulders and straightens his spine. Let's himself slip into his DM persona — the guy that can handle every punch that's thrown his way, no problem.

"No, it's fine. I got this," he says, nodding again.

Nancy smiles and leads him towards the door. "Whenever you're ready," she tells him.

Eddie takes a deep breath, steels himself, and turns the handle.

Immediately he is bombarded by flashing cameras and an increase in volume as dozens of eyes all pinprick right onto him.

He's got this. They're just people. He's good with people.

Eddie climbs the two steps leading up to the staging area and swaggers to his place behind the desk, dropping himself into the seat. He reaches out to tap the microphone, which emits a sharp whine that shuts the crowd up.

He stifles his grin and leans into the mic, "Let's start this thing, shall we?" He pauses, scans the audience, quirks a brow. "Questions?"

Almost every single hand shoots straight up.

Yep. Should've seen that coming.

"Okay, okay, you know what? Let's just—" he motions for everyone to put their hands down, "— yeah, there we go. Great. Thanks. Right. I'm sure a lot of you have some of the same questions, so why don't I start by clearing a few things up first."

He wriggles in his seat, getting comfortable. "Yes, the rumors are true. No, I have not coached soccer before. Haven't coached anything before, actually. Hell, I'm probably the least qualified guy they could have hired for the spot," he laughs, and a murmur goes through the crowd. "I don't really know the first thing about soccer, but what I do know is that this team, the Hawkins Demodogs FC, these ferocious warriors of sport— they're going to get out on that field and they're— they're gonna put all of their intelligence and wisdom and strength into it," he says firmly, falling back on his trusty DnD knowledge. Game of sports can't be that different from a campaign, right? "They're gonna put their constitution to good use and fall back on their dexterity and they're going to defeat their enemies — I'll make sure of it."

Glasses guy in the second rows eyebrows lift, almost like he recognizes the terminology.

"Now," Eddie says, clapping his hands together. "I'll take one question from the masses. Make it a good one."

The hands shoot back up again, but the only one Eddie notices is the one belonging to glasses guy. It raises it a beat after the rest, lifts his hand into the air relaxed, easy, like he doesn't actually care.

It intrigues Eddie. He intrigues Eddie.

"You, in the second row," Eddie says, pointing right at the man.

A slow smile spreads across his face as he rises to his feet, clicks his pen, pushes up his glasses again.

"I like your glasses," Eddie comments, unable to help himself.

The guy's smile twists at the corners. "Thank you," he says, and his voice is smooth, rich, like honey. Eddie kind of wants to bathe in it.

His stomach swoops. "And you are?"

"Steve Harrington, the Indypendent," he says.

Eddie leans forward on his elbows, lets his smile turn a little flirty. "What's your question, Steve Harrington from the Indypendent?" He asks, stretching out Steve's name, loving the way it tastes in his mouth.

"Yeah, I've just got one question for you," he says. He fixes a narrowed, nettled look on Eddie, cocks a hip, and says, in a perfectly, deliciously, bitchy tone, "is this a fucking joke?"

Oh, he's going to be a fun one.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #nancy wheeler #chrissy cunningham #ted lasso au #i borrowed 'the indypendent' from you ori bc that was BRILLIANT of you and i love it and its perfect #and i could NOT think of anything better you seriously hit the jackpot with that one #ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY ILY!!!! 💕💕💕#mack writes #macks ficlets

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dust-of-embers · 4 months

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I will be using this insult to make new friends

#comic aurora #the way to make friends: anime autism edition #insult them with niche insults from specific fandoms and wait till you hit the jackpot #the jackpot being a mutual special interest :D

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beanghostprincess · 3 months

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Water 7 and Enies Lobby happen but that scene in which Usopp is plotting to go back to the crew doesn't happen. Sanji finds Usopp staring at the sunset and the beach and wondering what he's going to do next exactly. Elbaf, yes, but he needs to plan so many things before sailing on his own. And Sanji just-- They haven't confessed or anything. And Sanji doubts Usopp loves him back that way. But what they've been through has made him realize he's in love with him. Which, you know, fucking sucks because he's leaving and Sanji can't do anything about it.

And,,, I'm just thinking,,, About Usopp actually leaving. And Sanji going with him. Usopp claims that he doesn't need somebody to protect him. That he's going on his own for that reason. He needs to do this on his own. But Sanji insists and says that that's what a first mate is for. The he isn't doing this because Luffy told him. Or anyone, really. Actually, this is something really impulsive and he doesn't think it's the best idea but it's what he wants to do. The Strawhtats are his home, yes, but he has realized that Usopp is the flame that keeps him warm. He doesn't feel so out of place and uneasy when Usopp is around. He doesn't think he'll be able to handle it without him. "I'm not doing it for you" is what he ends up saying. And fuck, okay, Usopp just has to accept. Excited. Happy. In love.

#a cook as your first mate is something very useful but also he's your BFF and then he becomes your boyfriend #usopp hit the fucking jackpot #and sanji is just so in love fucking idiot i am going to throw bricks at him #biggest love gesture leave everyone behind for somebody to grow on their own #i am going fucking crazy if you couldn't tell #I AM AWARE THIS WOULD KILL LUFFY DON'T YELL AT ME PLEASE I AM SORRY I KNOW THIS IS NOT GOOD THIS IS ANGSTY AF #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #one piece

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columboscreens · 9 months

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#columbo #season 10 #death hits the jackpot #columbo public service announcement #well? are you?

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catboykilljoy97 · 4 months

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When I was 14 I had a pet mouse named Mikey and when I told people his name I always worried they would think I had tried to name him Mickey (as in Mickey Mouse) but misspelled it meanwhile his actual namesake was Mikey Way because I had a big-ass MCR poster on my wall at the time

#rest in peace Micheal Way Mouse you were so spoiled #little man hit the jackpot he was just a cheap petstore mouse and then he got adopted by #a teenager with too many feelings who had researched mouse care for months because i was kinda a perfectionist #i loved that tiny bastard he sat on my shoulder when i did homework and he got a piece of noodle every time we had spaghetti for dinner #cbkj speaks #pet mice #fancy mice #mcr #my chemical romance #mikey way

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goldensunset · 6 days

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sometimes i think about how some poor unsuspecting soul asked me what my favorite kikuo songs were and instead of being normal i unleashed a fully thought-out ranked tier list of like 20 different songs half of which probably have never been heard by more than two people worldwide

#you have triggered an unskippable cutscene sorry. you hit the Big Opinions™️ Topic jackpot #peach rambles #not even like i’m a ‘not like other fans’ kind of person my top fav is literally the most popular one #but like i assure you nobody knows more than like maybe one or two of the kikuohana album #oh man you know what i sound like?#‘even when they’re trying to compensate for it scientists wildly overestimate how much the average person knows about their field’#nobody knows any kikuohanas probably 😔#i understand. even for me most of them are kind of just like audial stim background noise #sometimes i just wanna listen to hana tan’s voice and whatever haunted sound effects kikuo felt like playing with that day #but there are some genuine bangers too!!!!!!!

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chimaeraonwards · 7 months

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i think netflix should give the one piece live action team 12 seasons and 3 movies as a treat

#opla #one piece netflix #one piece live action #one piece #i want them to get to skypiea and ennis lobby and water 7 and ace and sabo and dressrosa and whole cake island and wano #netflix you dont understand the jackpot you hit #make a fair deal with the unions and all your record breaking wet dreams will come true

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blueeyeddarkknight · 1 year

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Val and Jim 🦎👑 those two make me believe in reincarnation 😅👬

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pertenebris-adastra · 2 months

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*spoilers*

How do you move on from Ep2 of Lessons in Chemistry

I don’t think I am mentally strong enough to keep watching. I legitimately can’t stop crying. Like the tears just won’t stop and it’s lowkey worrisome.

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denkigami · 2 months

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i just think they're silly.

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