This is an RP account for Kirk I’d say anytime between ‘83-‘88! Send in any thoughts questions, scenarios and the like. I wanna make this fun so let’s keep it (somewhat) light!
Rules:
NO minors. It can get a lil spicy so proceed with caution.
Keep it PG unless you give me a lil warning first. Anything harmless is fine but any real smutty stuff just give me a heads up.
If I don’t like something I’m not obligated to respond to it. Please don’t spam the same ask.
Remember that these are real people behind these accounts so make sure you’re sending in things you’d actually send to a real human stranger. (Even if it is RP)
Let’s have fun and be nice to each other! And always remember, you are the curator of your own internet experience so if you don’t like something don’t read/engage with it!<3
I’m open to any suggestions and feedback and always there to just chat as well if anyone wants!🤘🏻🎸
^^^^Disclaimer: While I am presenting how I feel/think Kirk would be on here, it’s still a completely fictionalized portrayal. I am just a menty ill b with strong hyper fixations and no life, I don’t actually know him. 😂🙏🏻 These are real people whom I very much admire and love so please don’t take anything on here as truth or project anything I or the others say onto the actual men. 👍🏻 Just all in all, don’t be a fucking creep and keep your humanity. Thank you!❤️^^^^
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Someone nominated carmeo and promeo for a rare pair exchange so you know what that means (vile Geppetto)
It's a general exchange so every Lies of P pairing is eligible because there's few enough works on AO3 yeehaw
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So far as I can tell your trademark is horror movies and cannibalism and especially deep analysis of both. Whenever I see a deep appreciation for weird gore on the dash I know it’s you
Oh my god. I feel so seen 🫶
(send me what you think my “trademark” is)
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No one had ever been interested in her for herself, as the vibrant, fascinating woman she knew herself to be. In the mirror Beaumont held up to her, she was beautiful, alluring, amusing, and bewitching.
Anna Biller, from Bluebeard's Castle
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-grabs face- do you realize how close we were to them releasing Mac and Dennis Break Up the day before Valentine’s.
If they would have started 5 after the live show and not took a vacation from episodes Break Up would have been released on 2/13.
They knew we’d be too powerful if they did that.
I SWEAR I MADE MY POST BEFORE READING THIS ASK
WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKING BRAIN
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When I was small,
I was told I laughed too loudly.
That the joy that erupted from my chest poured too chaotically.
My father would tell me to be quiet when I would tell him to look at the stars.
He would say they’re just stars.
It was stupid to linger in them too long.
He would tell me to shut up when I would list facts about sea turtles or whatever the hyperfixation of the week was.
I always knew too much about things of little importance to him.
I was told that I was strange for greeting the trees before entering a forest.
But still, I would come home with snakes in my pockets
Leaves in my hair,
Cuts and mud on my bare feet,
Dirt on my perfect pink dresses,
And stories of the trees I met that day.
My mother would call me her princess, with the best intentions.
But heart would sink every time.
I did not want to be a princess.
I did not know how to be a princess.
How to sit still,
Talk politely,
Or enjoy silly dresses.
I wanted to play in the forest.
I wanted to climb the trees.
To sit quietly in the branches and listen to the world around me.
This world made sense to me.
The birds made sense
The squirrels
The deer
The bears
Nature made sense to me
Life grew,
Changed,
Died,
And was reborn
All in balance
Without hesitation
Without fear
Without resentment
There was a peace here in the trees.
A calming sense of home.
Like I had always been here
And could always return and be met with open arms.
In my life I have always looked for this sense of home.
To find it somewhere else.
I never expected to find that in a person.
But there was a moment.
When I had two paths to take on a trail
You were behind me
Watching to see which I’d choose
So I danced my way along my choice
And you laughed and pulled me in close
You said you could learn everything about a person by the path they chose.
You looked into my eyes and said you knew everything about me
It was a playful tease
Maybe even a joke.
But you see,
That moment there
Looking into your eyes
Hearing the sounds of the forest around us
I remembered sitting high up in the trees
When the world was large and I was small
When I didn’t care if anyone thought I was weird
When I always stopped to look at the stars
Study a rock
Or a slug
Make friendship with a crow
And for that moment.
Looking at myself in the reflection of your glasses
I recognized the face looking back at me.
You do not know all of my trauma
Or my pain
Or my sorrow.
But you do-
Undoubtedly know the person I am underneath it all.
there are days where I do not even know that person.
So you were right.
You know everything.
You are everything
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Yuuji: 🎵 The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.🎵
REAL
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Every time someone sends me Stardust content I become More Powerful.
I will ALWAYS be on my Stardust bullshit.
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i don't really like when people say dungeon meshi is accidentally good autistic representation, because while i understand not wanting to make conclusions without explicit confirmation from the author, there's always the weird assumption that non-western authors somehow don't know about things like neurodivergency/queerness/etc. (on top of the assumptions that east asian authors are somehow more naive or oblivious to "western" social issues).
given that dungeon meshi started being published in 2014, it's not really a "work belonging to its times"—it's as contemporary as any other media we discuss on this site, which means it should be fair to assume it engages with contemporary topics (and at the very least, you shouldn't say that the representation is accidental with so much confidence)
but anyways, the chapter "perfect communication" in ryoko kui's "terrarium in a drawer" is some of the most straightforward autistic representation I've seen, and from now on I'm going to assume that laios's character writing is absolutely intentional in that regard:
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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