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AND!!! “Call me that one more time, see what happens.” for buckytony k bye ♥️
“Hey, hot stuff,” Tony says the first time Bucky walks into the workshop.
He pauses, one foot in the doorway. When he’d moved in, Clint had warned him that Tony gave nicknames to everyone but he and Tony don’t really interact enough for Tony to call him anything, let alone...that. He glances behind him, wondering if Steve came down behind him even though he said he wouldn’t but no, there’s no one there.
Tony looks up from whatever it is he’s doing and smiles reassuringly. “Yeah, you. Come on, what’s up?”
When Tony doesn’t say anything else, just waits patiently, he decides that it must have been a fluke. “My arm,” he says, having to heft it with his right arm. “Think a wire got pinched or something.”
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“I notice hot stuff over there is being suspiciously quiet,” Tony says, cutting across Bruce and Nat arguing. “Buckaroo, what do you think?”
It takes Bucky a moment to realize that Tony is actually talking to him and then he frowns. So, not a fluke then. But what’s up with the nickname then?
~
“Hot stuff, can you come try the alfredo sauce?” Tony asks, holding out a spoon. Almost instinctively, Bucky looks around, still convinced that Tony can’t possibly be talking to him. Tony rolls his eyes and motions with the spoon again, seemingly not noticing the sauce dripping onto the floor. “Bucky. Come try the sauce.”
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“Bucky Babe, hot stuff, light of my life,” a drunken Tony slurs as Bucky helps him out of the limo. “Why don’t you like me?”
Bucky freezes, almost dropping Tony on his ass. “I don’t - why would you think that?”
Tony eyes him balefully. “Cause you don’t.” And then his eyes roll back into his head and he slumps. Bucky scrambles to catch him before he can hit the ground, hoisting him up into his arms and sighing as he sets off for the elevators.
~
The thing is, he does like Tony.
A lot.
He likes the way Tony smiles and the way his hair is fluffy in the mornings before he has the chance to style it. He likes Tony’s snark and sass and how he always has a quip ready but can turn serious in a heartbeat if he needs to. He likes the way Tony curls up on the couch during movie nights and how, if Nat has a bad day, he snuggles up beside her before draping a blanket over the two of them.
He likes Tony. He just hadn’t realized Tony likes him back.
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“Hey, hot stuff,” Tony mumbles when he drags himself into the kitchen the next morning.
“Hey, sweet thing,” he replies easily, flipping the omelet in the pan.
He feels, more than sees, Tony still. Feigning a casualty that he doesn’t feel, he nudges a cup of coffee in Tony’s direction, waiting to see how Tony reacts. After a moment, Tony relaxes and reaches out for the mug.
“Thanks, babe,” he murmurs before inhaling half the cup.
“Anytime, doll.” He has to turn around quickly to hide his grin when Tony nearly chokes on his cup.
~
“Light of my life, will you pass me the remote?” Tony asks, making grabby hands for the remote on the other end of the couch.
Clint points out, “You could get it yourself,” but Bucky stands and says, “Sure thing, darlin’.” He pushes the remote close enough for Tony to grab and continues on to the kitchen, ignoring the way Tony’s cheeks go bright red. “Anyone else want a drink?”
~
“Hey, hot stuff, what are we doing here?” Tony asks him when they’re in the workshop. Bucky is working on one of the cars. Tony is doing...something with a mass spectrometer, he thinks. It might be a different instrument.
He wheels himself out from under the car. Tony is fidgeting nervously, tapping his fingers along the edge of his table.
“I thought,” Bucky says slowly, “that we were trying to court each other, right?”
Tony blinks at him. “Really?”
Oh shit. “If I’m making you uncomfortable-”
“No, that’s fine,” Tony says quickly, waving his hand. “I just - I didn’t think you like me like that.”
Bucky pushes himself to his feet, crossing the room in seconds to take Tony’s hands in his. “I like you a lot,” he says honestly. “I just didn’t know you were serious about it at first. Clint told me you call everyone nicknames.”
“I don’t call anyone else ‘hot stuff.’“
“No, you don’t, do you? You call Stevie ‘Capsicle’ and Natalia ‘Itsy Bitsy’ and Clint ‘idiot.’ But I’m the only one you call ‘hot stuff.’“ He lets go with one hand, reaching up to cup Tony’s cheek, smiling when Tony leans into the gentle touch. “I just wanted you to know that I felt the same way.”
Tony turns his head to kiss his palm, eyes bright with happiness. “I like you too,” he admits shyly and Bucky can’t stop his grin from getting wider. “So, if you don’t mind, hot stuff, I think I’d like to kiss you now.”
“Call me that one more time,” Bucky murmurs, bending his head until his forehead is pressed against Tony’s. “See what happens.”
Tony smiles. “Hot stuff,” he whispers.
“Sweet thing,” Bucky groans and kisses him.
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“The Constitution gives you the right, as a white man, to have a rifle in your home. The Constitution gives you the right to protect yourself. Why is it ‘ominous’ when black people even talk of having rifles? Why don’t we have the right to self-defense? Is it because maybe you know we’re going to have to defend ourselves against you?”
James Baldwin, One Day When I Was Lost
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THIS IS LITERALLY ME
scarlett: what do you find most attractive in a boy?
brie: usually his girlfriend.
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OMFG MY MIND WAS JUST BLOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
clint: I don’t get how someone can spend 45 minutes in the shower
Bucky: I just spent an hour in the shower thinking about how Mercedes has 3 E’s all pronounced differently
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literally every meme oppsessed gen z out there
Tony: Jesus Peter, you look like shit, what happened??
Peter: Finals happened
Tony:
Peter: On the bright side though, I haven’t slept in 69 hours
Tony: How is that good?
Peter: 69
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even though i havent slept in 23 hours THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Bucky: do you even lift bro?
pre-serum Steve: Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything okay? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.
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it just be like that sometimes
bucky: *is drowning*
sam: i’d save him, but who am I to play god
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RIP KOBE
2020 isn't anyones year with disease, wild fires and a very plausible war approaching this year already sucked ass but now it took away someone that i loved so fucking much. One of the greatest basketball players in the world Kobe Bryant is dead and worse his daughter died with him.
I hate this fucking horrible, no-good, extremely terrible year. I'm ready for 2021
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We're so dead
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Best stony fic rec list EVER♡♥♡
capimrecweek - all-new Monday
I’m trying to post more recs here so I’m really excited about cap-ironman’s rec week!
Today is “all-new Monday,” so it’s fics published after the 2017 reverse big bang. These are in newest to oldest order, because I used my AO3 bookmarks sorted by date to make sure I had the right date range.
There’s no theme to this list other than the date range. However, I’m also working on another post just of noncon, dubcon, and consent issues fics. I thought I’d separate them out since um, not everyone loves those as much as I do and I have… several.
The Trial Run by Annie D (scaramouche) (MCU)
Summary: Tony and Steve pretend to date, and enjoy it far more than they should.
Why you should read it: This is just one of the best and sweetest fake-dating fics I’ve ever read.
When Our Day Comes by thepartyresponsible (MCU)
Summary: “Damn, Rogers,” Tony says, “did Lady Liberty teach you to kiss like that?“Steve blinks at him. He’s always been distracting. He has always been the kind of beautiful that can break necks when he walks into a room. But this close, the view is downright devastating. Tony’s eyes drop to Steve’s mouth, red and wet, and he almost forgets how breathing works.“Well,” Steve says, after a beat, “she is French.”
Why you should read it: I’m not sure what to say about this fic because it is just… really well-written. The premise is not new (phase 1, friends with benefits and both think that’s how the other wants it when they both want more) and so the fuck what, because the writing is excellent. This fic has both excellent Tony POV and sassy Steve. Do you know how hard sassy Steve is to write? Just, damn. They just bounce off each other beautifully in this and it’s wonderful.
Taking the Plunge, a Stitch at a Time by janonny (MCU)
Summary: Being a fugitive was not going to stop Steve from meeting with Tony to fix what happened between them. He just needed to avoid getting caught, which was a lot more complicated when New York was under attack. What Steve needed was a quick disguise so that he could help without being recognized…
Why you should read it: If you know anything about what I like in Steve/Tony you know I LOVE the 616 Nomad outfit. And I love it being imported into the MCU even though that makes little to no sense. This has that, plus elements of identity porn, which is one of my other favorite things, so I was destined to love this fic. Overall, this is some excellent comedy / crack treated seriously.
Even My Phone Misses Your Call by rainbowninja167 (MCU)
Summary: Steve makes it all the way to Ohio before conceding that the post-Chitauri road trip might’ve been a mistake. Or, ten times Steve has to call Tony to come pick him up.
Why you should read it: I love so many things about this story. It’s really good Steve POV, with lots of Tony making very in-character jokes and everyone being really in-character in general. There’s Sam and Steve friendship, which is sooo important. I also really enjoy the format and the 10 things structure.
The Zarrow Shuffle by gottalovev (MCU)
Summary: When they notice that Steve seems to have a mysterious - and possibly bad for him - girlfriend, Nat and Clint investigate. Steve just wishes they’d stop prying into his personal life, especially since he is trying to keep a secret.
Why you should read it: Well-written MCU secret identities. Okay???
Serenity Oasis by FestiveFerret (MCU)
Summary: Waking up with the last six months erased from his mind was bad enough, but apparently some time in that missing period, Steve went from hating Tony to marrying him… or was it all a cover for a mission?
Why you should read it: observe these tags: Memory Loss; Fake Marriage; Or Is It?; Falling In Love; AGAIN?; Temporary Amnesia; Mysteries; Missions; Couples Resort; Sharing a Bed; Boats; Massages; Rom Com to the Max. Do I need to say anything more?
Deafening Quiet, Silent Roar by FestiveFerret (MCU)
Summary: Tony hates silence after the wormhole; Steve hates loud noises after the war. But, somehow, they like each other.
Why you should read it: Ahhhh they fall in love so beautifully!
"death by coffee” and other search queries by goodmorningbeloved (MCU)
Summary: In which Steve’s feelings are hopelessly obvious through his Google searches. JARVIS decides to step in.
Why you should read it: This is SO FUCKING CUTE. Look, JARVIS is the outsider POV playing matchmaker, what’s not to love?
Plus:
If you read Steve/Tony you’ve almost definitely read these but I’m going to rec them anyway, in part because I actually would have missed almeno tu nell'universo if someone it hadn’t shown up on my dashboard at exactly the right time, and I can’t let that happen to anyone else!
Thrust Issues by Sineala for phoenixmetaphor (616)
Summary: A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony’s determined, Tony’s methodical, and Tony has a plan. He’s going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony’s in love with him.
Why you should read it: Unless there is an aspect of this that is a squick or trigger for you, you will be delighted by this story. My plan for today is to finish my work and then go to the beach with my dog and read this for the 3rd time. It’s 130,000 words about Steve having a giant dick and it is a GIFT to us all.
almeno tu nell'universo by silkspectred (MCU)
Summary: Tony drives off. Well, he wants to. But he can’t. Because. Steve Rogers is in front of his car. Steve fucking Rogers. Is in front of Tony’s fucking car.
Why you should read it: After Captain America: Civil War, Steve and Tony talk about their feelings a lot and actually work through things and feel things and stay in character. Plus it’s a mutual pining slow burn with alternating POV sooooo.
Sixpence In His Shoe by scifigrl47 (MCU)
Summary: Steve and Tony should really read the fine print on what they’re signing. Then again, some mistakes are not really mistakes.
Why you should read it: Because everything scifigrl47 writes is basically MCU canon except better, funnier, and with more Steve/Tony. In this case there’s also accidental marriage. You’re welcome.
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ATTENTION TO ALL SEBASTIAN STAN FANS HE'S ABOUT ABOUT TO LOSE TO BENEDRYL CUCUMBER, THIS IS NOT AN OPTION HE SHOULD WIN BEST DRESSED MAN IN 2019 SO HEAD OVER TO ESQUIRE.COM AND VOTE, CAUSE BABYBOY IS LOSING♡♥♡♥
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RIP
Rest in piece juice wrld, you left us way to soon and your music will keep on inspiring the young, it will keep on inspiring us all so I just wanna justify why I'm crying so fucking hard right now, cause even if you went to a better place your still not here so I'm hurting so fuckin bad right now,
I'll never forget you♡♥♡
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SOMEONE GET THIS TO CHRIS EVANS, STAT
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the screen shot problem
Have you ever wanted to post something from your screen shots, just to realise that you got that screens hot from the website you wanted to post it on?
#tumblr whyyy#relatable#i feel so stupid#why does this shit always happen#am i the only who does this?#idek what else to tag#honestly idek
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I KNOW SHE AIN’T A DRUG BUT SHE GET ME SO HIGH
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I was in need of some young!Tony welcoming home his soldier♥
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my love for these two is eternal
Tony: JAMES WHEN I FIND YOU, YOURE DEAD!
Rhodey: Huh? What? I’m sorry.
Tony: Oh not you sweetie, you’re doing great. Keep up the good work.
Bucky: *distant screaming as he runs away*
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