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Hi, i have so so many asks in my inbox and i cant respond to them individually so ill just make one post and go

Thank you to every person who messaged me nice things about the blog, or who messaged me asking if im okay. Yall are super nice and i appreciate it.

Sorry i disappeared. I just havent had the energy or time for this blog. I'm glad yall enjoy the content i already posted though

Im okay. Got correctly diagnosed and medicated after 7 years of worthless fucking doctors ruining my life. Got commonlaw married. My cat died. I got a job as a server and I teach voice lessons on the side, which lets me pay my bills AND save money to buy land for the landback plan. Got a neat tattoo. I was part of the Pfizer vaccine trial back when it was being made, so as a part of that I got vaccinated very early and I'll also be getting the booster shot very soon. I live in an apartment and my living situation is stable. I'm writing music and me and my friends are attempting to start a little band. I'm about to start EMDR for the first time, and after that I'll start poledancing classes. I'm writing a comic and hopefully one day I'll be able to get it drawn and published. I've fundamentally changed as a person in so many ways, mostly good, but some bad. Some days im filled with the warmest exhilarating joy from just being me, some days i want to erase myself entirely. Life is constantly exhausting, and the noise of being alive is so loud that i constantly ache, and sometimes I can barely handle it but almost every day I get to come home, shower, put on warm and dry clothes, eat a meal i cooked and am proud of, and watch some silly little show with my partner, who is the love of my life.

So i guess if youre anything like me, if you were abused, if you were raised in a cult, if you've been mentally ill since you were conscious, if you grew up queer in a violently anti-queer environment, if you never got to just be a fucking kid, if you feel like your past and future were stolen from you before you even realized who you were, then please please keep going. Even if you feel like you aren't managing, remember that you're still breathing, and maybe you're BARELY managing, but you're managing. And you're fighting. And as long as you're still fucking breathing then you're still fighting. And remember that the existence of all the worst days PROVES the existence of the best days. Your ability to feel crushing, suffocating rage and sorrow PROVES your ability to feel soaring joy and pride one day, even if you can't right now.

I know this might seem all melodramatic and out of left field just coming out of nowhere on a Data fan blog, but this is the only social media i have, and this is where i reach the most people, so i wanna say it all here. Consider this a sign if you're looking for one. Keep going, you'll have good things someday. You will. You will. You will.

I hope everyone that reads this has something very cozy and wonderful happen to them today, and i hope things get better for everyone very soon.

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I really, really need help, please read.

I know i keep saying ill get back to posting but every time life starts to look up, something explodes. I was forced to quit my job due to my disability. Right before COVID-19 struck. And I've been applying to jobs non-stop. But most businesses are not hiring during COVID-19.

I know I havent been putting out content lately. Im trying to get back on my feet. But I have to pay $1000 of rent on the 1st. And I have none of it. I can't pay my outstanding medical bills. I can't buy more electricity once my current payment runs out (5 days.) I have no family who can give me money or a place to live. Im doing odd jobs, but again, COVID-19 is making that very hard. If anyone out there is feeling generous and has the resources to help WITHOUT HARMING THEIR OWN SITUATION, I would super appreciate any help you can give me. My venmo is SaturdayB and anything would help.

I loved making content for yall and you were such a nice community. I miss this place and hope to someday be in a stable enough place to enjoy the community again. Until then, LLAP

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I spent too much time on this

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I wrote a (parody) Star Trek episode

I guess this counts as my first fanfic. I wrote a Deep Space Nine Lwaxana Troi parody episode. It’s too long, it’s pure fucking genius, you should read it, and I’d like it to be performed, thank you.

(The station is bustling. The Klingon Parade is happening today and people are arriving from everywhere. At Quark's, Quark is trying to sell vaping devices to some Klingon children.)

QUARK: Will news articles come out in a few months about how these are mysteriously killing people? Maybe. But right here, in the glorious now, you can look like an Luranian mist-breather! Capitalism reigns!

KLINGON BOY 1: Get out of our faces, Ferengi petaQ! My father says you're nothing more than a peddler of flim-flam! You have no honor!

(The children beat him to death, but Odo is here. Odo pulls the blood-drenched Klingons off of Quark, who has five broken arms. But he is saved.)

QUARK: Oh, what a relief to see you, Constable! I was beginning to think I'd never -

ODO: HHHHRMPH!

(Odo ignores him and walks slowly towards the camera, past Quark, who trails off. Quark shrugs and heads back to the bar. Odo s t a r e s i n t o t h e d i s t a n c e.)

(O'Brien is drinking alone. Kira and Jadzia talk nearby. Jadzia is vaping.)

KIRA: I can't believe you bought one of those.

JADZIA: I like it.

KIRA: Haha. You know, It might be deadly.

JADZIA: Deadly can be fun.

KIRA: Ferengi are terrible.

JADZIA: Terrible can be fun.

KIRA: Haha. Aren't you a woman?

JADZIA: Aren't I?

O'BRIEN (in the middle of a drink, spitting synthale all over the table): Well, Quark certainly owes you one, doesn't he?

ODO (shaken out of some reverie): What?

O'BRIEN: You alright, Constable?

ODO: I am extremely edgy on principle, but... recently I've found myself being... even edgier...

O'BRIEN: I can't say I blame you. I'd feel the same way in your shoes.

ODO: Is that some sort of joke, Chief? I thought I told you these aren't REAL SHOES.

O'BRIEN: No, I just mean... Oh, no one's told you...

ODO (curmudgeonly): Told me WHAT.

(Lwaxana enters the Promenade. It's Lwaxana time. Patrons begin to flee.)

LWAXANA: I HAVE ARRIVED AND I AM LWAXANA TROI, (daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed). NEW WIG. SPARKLES. I'M HERE TO READ MINDS AND FUCK CURMUDGEONS AND I'M ALL DONE READING MINDS

(Odo stares at Lwaxana in horror, long musical sting, opening credits play)

(Back in the Promenade, Lwaxana has wrapped herself around Odo)

LWAXANA: You are sad, aren't you? Sad man. Tell me why you're sad.

ODO: Madam Ambassador -

LWAXANA: No worries. You don't have to speak for the next three days. I will interrupt everything you say.

O'BRIEN: Um, I've just remembered I have to go take Molly to therapy. Keiko and I tried to decide on a family movie last night and they say the damage may last for a lifetime.

KIRA and JADZIA: Haha we should go too.

ODO: But -

KIRA and JADZIA: Hahahahahahahahaha

(they and their significant glances exit)

(Quark has approached.)

QUARK: Madam ambassador, aren't you looking lovely tonight?

LWAXANA: Yes, I am but you are ugly.

QUARK: Haha, brilliant. Do you want to buy this?

LWAXANA: No.

QUARK: I promise you. You'll love it.

(His earnestness is irritating, but intriguing.)

LWAXANA: Okay fine what is it?

(Odo has one second to be relieved as Quark leads Lwaxana over to the bar.)

SISKO (over commbadge): Sisko to Odo.

ODO: Go ahead, Commander.

SISKO: You're needed in the infirmary.

ODO: On my way.

(In the Infirmary, everyone is dying of Vape Fever.)

BASHIR: I don't have an explanation for it. Except that I know all the symptoms and exactly what could have caused it.

SISKO: What could have caused it?

BASHIR: These vaping devices are made of some kind of weird metal. It has traces of xyphilonium, a Cardassian material.

SISKO: You mean everyone has been vaping xyphilonium?

BASHIR: It appears so.

SISKO: Good thing I told Jake not to vape and he certainly listened to me. Who could have done this?

ODO: Well my sources gave me information that hasn't made sense until now. It seems someone has been ripping parts out of the station's hull. Quark must be using the station's hull to make vaping devices.

SISKO: Go tell him that is very dangerous, but don't arrest him or anything.

(Back in Quark's)

LWAXANA: I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK. Look what I bought from Quark.

(She clamps something around Odo's arm)

LWAXANA: It's a manacle that works on changelings! Now you can never escape me! This is charming! I am well-balanced!

ODO: Wait... this is made of xyphilonium too. QUARK!

QUARK: Yes?

ODO: Exactly how much of your merchandise is made out of the hull of the station??

QUARK: Well, all of it, of course! I didn't think it would be a problem.

(An explosion rocks the station. The lights go out.)

(In Ops)

KIRA: I'm getting reports that 3,000 people have been blown out into space. The hull integrity of the station is at negative 5 percent. If we don't do something soon, we'll all be torn to shreds!

SISKO: I need answers, people!

JADZIA: I have an answer. It's science-y and it takes longer to say than to do.

KIRA: That won't work. This station is Cardassian and it sucks!

JADZIA: Well what about this?

O'BRIEN: Yes and if we add something else it will work. I can help. I have to open this dangerous computer panel to do it. Don't tell Keiko.

BASHIR: Keiko is unhappy.

O'BRIEN: Shut up!

SISKO: Let's get to work!

(In Quark's. The lights are out. Quark is rushing drinks around to weeping customers.)

ROM: Brother, we don't have enough synthale without the replicators. Maybe we should suggest other drinks to our customers?

(Quark lights Rom on fire.)

LWAXANA: Tell me about your problems. You are edgier than usual.

ODO: I am not.

LWAXANA: But of course you are! I can always tell.

ODO: Yes I am sad.

LWAXANA: You know, Odo, in retrospect, I should not have manacled you to me.

ODO: I agree.

LWAXANA: And the real reason I came here is that I am also having a crisis. Good thing you were here.

(an emotional moment (?))

SISKO: Sisko to Odo.

ODO: Go ahead Commander.

SISKO: The station is about to explode. Evacuate everyone. You have five seconds.

(They begin the evacuation. It is the third one this week.)

(In Ops)

JADZIA: It's not working.

O'BRIEN: Dammit!

KIRA: 200 more people have suffocated without life support!

(Garak has appeared)

KIRA: Garak! What are you doing here?

GARAK: Well I thought this thing I knew might be of some help. I could have offered it sooner but I was.......

GARAK: ...

GARAK: ...

GARAK: ...

GARAK: ...hemming some pants.

SISKO: And you think this thing will work.

GARAK: Commander, if it didn't, I wouldn't be much of a...

GARAK: ...

GARAK: ...

BASHIR: Garak!

GARAK: ... tailor, would I?

SISKO: Well, do it!

GARAK: Right away!

(Outside shot of the station. Sisko voice-over)

SISKO: Thankfully everything is fine now, just in time for the Klingon Parade. Good thing, too, because I have to throw the opening pitch in the Klingon baseball game. Next time there's an inside shot of the station everything will look exactly as it always does.

(Inside shot of the station. He's right!)

(At Airlock 3.)

ODO: Well, you are leaving.

LWAXANA: I am, but you will always love me. I'll be back.

(It is a threat. She will be back.)

ODO: Thank you for telling me about your crisis, Madam Ambassador.

LWAXANA: Of course! That's what I'm here for!

(she winks, then kisses Odo, winks again, and leaves. Odo looks bewildered)

QUARK: Well, good thing everything turned out alright!

ODO: You almost murdered everyone on the station!!

QUARK: Almost.

(Everyone in the Promenade chuckles. Oh, Quark. You scamp. Everything is fine and Quark is not arrested.)

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#ds9 #deep space nine #star trek #star trek ds9 #odo #kira nerys #jadzia dax #quark #benjamin sisko #julian bashir #elim garak #lwaxana troi #fanfic #parody #script #episode #sorry its still #not data #i wrote this a while ago and wanted to give yall something #but i dont have any newly made content #i am having an extremely rough time but writing this made me smile #and i hope it makes you smile too

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I feel like Lore is definitely one of those villains who loudly and repeatedly claims to only listen to classical music, Pink Floyd, and some Queen but we all know that he definitely exclusively listens to Green Day and MCR when he's alone

And we all just want him to be comfortable with himself so he stops fucking destroying everything but we all know he never will be

#lore #data lore #star trek tng #lore star trek #star trek #thoughts #not data

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💜💜💜💜💜💜

made this in like an hour at 6am and now i understand what true love means

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Red Cup Day is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE and guess who worked 8.5 straight hours on drive-through bar at one of the busiest locations in the goddamn state

It was great. Everyone was in pain, we were understaffed, the customers were furious about everything all the time, and at least one barista was having an anxiety attack at any given moment. It was greeeaaat

screencaps from Star Trek: The Next Generation S4 E11 “Data’s Day” 16:31

#lt commander data #data #Data Star Trek #starbucks #data's day #meme #drink #every goddamn time #red cup day #holiday cups #can we pls skip christmas this year #pleeeeaaaase #screencaps

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Oh hey wow a kofi as soon as i wake up tomorrow im gonna FUCKING CHECK IT OUT

Trying to work out how to do lineart by doodling Data

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Okay but id just straight-up buy a print of this right now like

"Trying to work out how" what do you mean this is GREAT and i LOVE IT you GENIUS and if you figure out how to get this on a poster or something that i can hang on my wall i will BUY IT RIGHT NOW and im VERY SERIOUS and if you FIGURE THAT OUT i would be REALLY GRATEFUL and PAY YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE

THANK YOU for drawing and sharing your art with the WORLD your blog is LOVELY

Trying to work out how to do lineart by doodling Data

#reblog

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I know ive been gone for forever. I miss updating this blog. Ive moved several times and im gearing up to move again. I graduated college and a lot of other crazy things have taken up my time. But my roommate bought a crystal ball and... i needed yall to have this. Forgive my smothered, percussive laughter from behind the camera and enjoy my cat in the background

#star trek #drumhead #picard #worf #star trek the next generation #video #tng #star trek tng #jean luc picard #the drumhead #not data

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Star Trek: The Next Generation S2 E4 “The Outrageous Okona” 14:29

I love that Data knows that his name is Joe Piscopo, but he still calls him “Mr. Comic” like an eight year old meeting the president

he is so cute and polite and perfect

#star trek the next generation #Star Trek TNG #lt commander data #Data Star Trek #Lt Cdr Data #Joe Piscopo #the outrageous okona #screencaps #mr comic #comedy

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Star Trek: The Next Generation S2 E4 “The Outrageous Okona” 42:09

I don’t care what anyone says. This bit, where Data thinks he’s finally mastered comedy, only to realize that the audience is only laughing because they were programmed to, is sadder than Old Yeller and Where The Red Fern Grows put together

#Star Trek TNG #star trek the next generation #lt commander data #Data Star Trek #Lt Cdr Data #guinan #the outrageous okona #screencaps #comedy #holodeck

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Okay sorry for the hiatus again. I was in another show that kinda took all my time. We closed yesterday so hopefully soon I will be filling your dashboard with Data once more.

#life of sy

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Someone in Star Trek: Oh I'm gonna have such a nice vacation

Me: Uhoh

#OMG #WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE #REBLOGS

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Star Trek: The Next Generation S2 E4 “The Outrageous Okona” 16:19

#Star Trek TNG #Data Star Trek #star trek the next generation #lt commander data #the outrageous okona #gifs #joe piscopo #funny

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Star Trek: The Next Generation S2 E4 “The Outrageous Okona” 16:33

#Star Trek TNG #Data Star Trek #star trek the next generation #lt commander data #the outrageous okona #screencaps #joe piscopo #funny #jump #teeth #you dont understand mr piscopo #he has a gift

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hes tryin

to do a comedy

#Star Trek TNG #star trek the next generation #lt commander data #Data Star Trek #memes #hugs #comedy