#every goddamn time

[my-heart-of-heart]

Me: Whatever the reason or implication, Chester’s statements have a pattern of reflecting Jon’s story in tma. It shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that this pattern would continue.

Tmagp 11: Chester reads a statement about a guy who is driven to paranoia and stalking tendencies because he needs to See and Know what’s going on.

Me: HOLY SHIT

#every time #every goddamn time #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 11 #jon sims #chester tmagp

[takingontheworldtogether]

personally if i was a thirty year old woman and every time my relationship status changed there were articles chronicling all my boyfriends dating back to high school i would have committed several felonies, so i think taylor has shown unparalleled levels of restraint

#every goddamn time #personally if she burned down a few tabloid headquarters i could support it #taylor swift

[harrypotterfuryroad]

anon: "this pedophile is just as bad as an outspoken woman"

funnyman blogger: "actually outspoken women are a million times worse"

everyone: "hey maybe consider reducing the amount of glue you're huffing every day if you're actually beginning to believe that"

funnyman blogger: "omg free blocklist"

#not touching the post bc i don't need the heat but #every goddamn time

[teaboot]

Person, usually at an office of some kind: Full name please

Me: (says it)

Them, every single time: Oh, that's beautiful! What nationality is that?

Me: Russian

Them: Do you speak Russian?

Me: No, my parents are Scottish and German

Them: Do you know any German, then?

Me: No, just English and French

Them: Do you have French family?

Me: No

Them: You know I also have German grandparents! I remember (relatable anecdote)

Me: My grandparents are Italian and Czech, actually

Me: And also dead

Me: Or missing

Me: .....

Me: .....you know I can probably just do the rest of this online

#Tell me your family was in Europe during WW2 without saying your family was in Europe during WW2 #Every goddamn time

[qcomicsy]

I'm begging for every person who says "Batman beats up the poor and the mentally ill" to read a fucking comic.

Like yeah Gotham and Batman are great allegories to blind fate, injustice, fascism and corruption you just took the worst and fucking dumbest take possible

#batman #losing my shit here #every time #every goddamn time #🦇🦇

[softiedingo]

why tf his clothes look so tight 😭

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #THIS MAN IS GROWING SO BIG #like 😭😭😭 #he has no right #to look this good #every goddamn time #he's driving everyone crazy #i barely woke up and i feel like im about to have a heart attack #😭😭😭 #softiedingo

[c-sharpp]

You know the hyperfixation is bad when you start thinking you are the characters

(*cough cough* lord of the flies*cough*)

#happens every goddamn time #every goddamn time #lotf #lord of the flies #lotf fandom #lotf jack #lotf simon #lotf roger #lord of the flies jack #lotf ralph #lotf piggy #jack merridew

[illiana-mystery]

I've been neglecting SP2 Otto for far too long, but I'm here to remedy that...

#bruh #i've watched this movie so many times #in that past like two years #and i love it more and more #every goddamn time #is it just me #i love the octopus man #love him so much #doc ock #doctor octavius #doctor octopus #dr. otto octavius #otto octavius #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[writer-of-worlds]

Me: Maybe I should develop my other OCs more. My FFI OCs got enough development as is.

Me, not even five seconds later:

#every goddamn time #wow rambles #about my ocs #oc meme

[1wn8ure]

Me: You have twelve works in progress, some of them you haven't worked on for months. Wouldn't it be nice to finally update those? You know people are waiting for the next chapter-

Writer Brain: hee hoo shiny button *opens new google doc*

#1wn8ure.talks #every goddamn time #writing struggles

[whumperofworlds]

*Whenever I hear whump happening in a piece of media I least expected whump to be in*

What the FUCK happened in [piece of media]?!

(Feel free to name that piece of media!)

#every goddamn time #whump #whump humor

[iamdefinitelyreal]

*scrapes my phone charger against the part of my phone next to the charging port while trying to plug it in at 12 am*

...

...

Me: "GOD DAMNIT I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC"

#bbc sherlock #sherlock fandom #sherlock holmes #every goddamn time #i hate it i hate it i hate it #ever since I first watched Sherlock I swear to god

[milleeeeeee]

actual conversation i’ve had:

(more than one time)

person, noticing my pride bracelet: are you part of the lgbtq+ community?

Me: eh yeah

Person: cool, what are you?

me: i don’t really label my sexuality. i like who i like.

person: oh, so you’re like pansexual?

me, *bangs head against the table*

#i mean really #every goddamn time #no! #what didn’t you understand with #i don’t label my sexuality? #and i hate when people assume you’re part of the lgbtq+ community just because you’re wearing a bracelet #you can wear it and still be straight? #fuck off #anyway #lgbtq+ #lgbtq positivity #lgbt pride #lgbtqiia+ #unlabeled #unlabeled sexuality #pansexuel #marauders #gay #biseuxal #pride #pride flag #pride month #queer pride #queer community #raging queer #queer #queer writers #lesbian

[keefechambers]

me to my new blorbo

#every goddamn time

[street-of-mercy]

Me: *writes the story in one go*

Also me: *gets out of the shower* oh no. the words have all dried up.

#fanfiction #writing #writing woes #every goddamn time #*muffled sobbing*

[xman34theidiot]

NO

GOD

FUCKING

YOU CANT JUST

YOU CANT JUST FUCKING

FALIN

NOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi episode 11 #why must every anime i watch eventually do this to me #every time #every goddamn time #jujutsu Kaisen? did it #one piece? did it #goddamnit