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He farted in front of me almost immediately and I’m trying to figure out if that means he’s the one or if he just has no shame

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Thinking about that time when a girl in chorus revealed to me that she had developed a fixation on thirst trap Willy Wonka

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Idk I just wanna touch it. I’m drawn to it. It’s inviting me to wrap my hand around it

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Why must something so beautiful be so terrible?

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The world outside today is like if god was using the misting setting on his garden hose

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you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

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Actually nevermind

The texture gets worse with time

5/10

Maybe using butter would have helped retain creaminess or something, idk. Do not recommend trying this. Might do it again though.

I have these leftover macaroni noodles and some leftover “Mexican blend” shredded cheese. I am hungry. I want mac and cheese.

I also have milk and string cheese and flour and spices.

I think I am going to cook my macaroni noodles in milk, add my cheeses, maybe add some flour and spices, and hope and pray that it makes something edible.

Wish me luck.

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7/10

Could be much cheesier, but it’s ok. Might add more black pepper. Can’t tell if paprika was a mistake. Maybe more string cheese would help?

I have these leftover macaroni noodles and some leftover “Mexican blend” shredded cheese. I am hungry. I want mac and cheese.

I also have milk and string cheese and flour and spices.

I think I am going to cook my macaroni noodles in milk, add my cheeses, maybe add some flour and spices, and hope and pray that it makes something edible.

Wish me luck.

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I have these leftover macaroni noodles and some leftover “Mexican blend” shredded cheese. I am hungry. I want mac and cheese.

I also have milk and string cheese and flour and spices.

I think I am going to cook my macaroni noodles in milk, add my cheeses, maybe add some flour and spices, and hope and pray that it makes something edible.

Wish me luck.

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

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the sug

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skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

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