the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered a drink with extra caramel and whipped cream and was like “oh i guess its obvious this is for my wife and not me lol” LIKE??? ITS A DRINK???? WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING!!!!!!
Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.
I'm fuckin crying cause you're tag it reminds me of how the dwarves were in the book locked away and Bilbo was trying to save them but they KEPT BITCHING so Bilbo is like "I stg if you say one more word I'll fuck off in the next general direction I see and not come back and HOPE someone saves you" and then the dwarves basically are like "WAIT NO-"
LITERALLLLYYYYYYY the entire journey is just:
bilbo, literally one sigh away from ENDING the line of durin himself: anybody else have something to say?