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Oh, to be totally engulfed by your lover, from head to toe, lover who is completely in sync with what you need, how tight, how warm, when you need a hug.

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9am - Monday

Co-worker: Did you hear they're making Venom 3?

Me: Oh hell yeah! I hope there's a sex scene...

2nd co-worker: Hmm yes him and Anne have such great chemistry.

Me: No. No...I mean between Eddie and Venom.

Co-Workers: *extreme discomfort*

Me:

Me:

Me: Well I'll be getting home now

#tentacles are so useful though

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Time travel AU at a cultivation conference at Koi Tower. Nie Mingjue is talking to Lan Xichen. Jin Guangshan is sitting on his Jin throne when Jin Guangyao greets Nie Huaisang and Huaisang just… guts him

Right there

In front of everyone

With his saber

Just imagine the fall out

Nie Mingjue’s face - his little brother just killed someone

I mean sure it was Jin Guangyao, but Huaisang just KILLED someone

With his SABER

Lan Xichen’s face - someone he considers a little brother just killed his… friend? sworn brother? his???

Nie Huaisang - whelp, one down at least two to go

Come on Dege you didn’t even like him

Less competition for Erge

I’ll let you be the one to kill Jin Guangshan

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No offense to these fic writers, you live your best life, and your take isn't wrong for you, especially if you're working purely off of CQL canon,

But as someone who has read the novel, the idea that Lan Wangji is a gentle lover and doesn't absolutely WRECK Wei Wuxian every god damned day of their lives is hilarious to me. Like, the man is quiet, yes, but that does not stop him being absolutely feral in bed.

Our man has some serious repression to work out. And a very willing lover.

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So I sat down for a quick doodle and it got a little out of hand...

#art #drawing #graphite #doodle #random #inspo from pinterest btw #artist #lol not really

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first 2 from here

wei wuxian’s lingering goth necromancer influences on a young amnesiac a-yuan

[annikalya]

You wonder if Sizhui ever got considered “the weird friend” in their group?

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I'm playing Sims 4 and it's so frustrating that when I try to play the "right way" the majority of one 'day' is spent taking care of my sim's needs like I can't get anything productive done

Want to do homework? Too tense.

Want to paint? Too tense.

Want to read a book to increase a skill? Guess again buddy.

And now the sim's peeing themselves and passing out and the hunger meter is also in the red.

Does everyone else have this same problem or do I just not know how to take care of a human???

#sims #sims 4 #giving up and using cheats #maybe this is why i'm so tired and depressed all the damn time

[annikalya]

You want Venom to be rated r so he can graphically kill people on screen, I want Venom to be rated r so he and Eddie can fuck. We are not the same

[annikalya]

Just saw venom 2 and it was gay. Very gay. 11/10 would recommend.

#venom let there be carnage #symbrock #venom #venom 2 #venom: let there be carnage #gay #very gay #and also #tentacles #don't mind me hopping on ao3 right after this

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The feeling when you have no social life so you just read fanfics all day but you've read all the good ones so you're seriously considering reading a fic in Spanish via google translate

#fanfiction #fanfic #what is my life #i actually do speak a bit of spanish #not enough to read a fic though

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VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021) dir. Andy Serkis

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Ok I know that was a murder scene but that tongue gout me feeling some type of way 😏

#venom let there be carnage #venom 2 #venom: let there be carnage #symbrock #i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me #oh shit #it did

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Just found a fanfic. The collections it's in take up my entire phone screen. This is gonna be good.

#fanfiction

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Eddie: okay, so two truths and a lie? Uhh, let's see. Okay, I have brown eyes, I grew up in New York, and I convinced an alien species not to destroy the planet using sex.

Dan: oh come on, Eddie, you gotta make it harder than that!

Anne: His eyes are blue.

Dan: .... You and Venom did WHAT!!?!!

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Omg!!! Just came up with a Yuri on ice headcanon!

What if Yuuri's old high school class or something held a class reunion and Yuuri shows up with his practically a celebrity husband.

Just imagine that weird kid from high school that was obsessed with this one celebrity. Like everything he owned was plastered with the face of this guy. After high school you haven't heard from him much, maybe seen a couple of articles about him going to the Olympics or something. You're not into ice skating, but good for him.

And THEN he shows up with that guy who he had like a million posters of and introduces him as his husband! And all his classmates are like 'WTF??!!?! How tf did you do that??'

Somebody write a fic of this please!!!

#yuri on ice #headcanon #viktuuri #like how weird is their relationship from an outside pov #yuuri katsuki #victor nikiforov