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azel-p · 2 years
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This is the Clemente Prediction Center's Outlook for the duration of May 19th to August 31 2022 for the US drought season.
Yes it already says that shit on the map I know, but I'm desperate for explanatory writing as this is self explanatory (the map) wich takes all the fun out of writing the obvious wich I just did which is both self explanatory and a statement of the obvious.
OK so it looks to be a shit time for most of the west coast I mean it's literally brown that's just gross or subversive humour at play still making it gross.
I like to mumble and see how many times I can get someone to say what?
My record is five.
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azel-p · 2 years
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Now you know.
Stupid.
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azel-p · 2 years
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The front of our yard/view of the backside of restraint. (Top- Lilley of the valley in full bloom)
Bottom- the always astounding blooms of the bleeding hart also native to My State of Washington (the one with the trees)
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azel-p · 2 years
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Spring: backyard garden. Six different species of daffodils five different species of tulips and the template spring greeter Virginia bluebells.
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azel-p · 2 years
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Ravens you are cool but can you stop with the chitchatting in the woods?
I got shot at by a hunter thinking I was some forest ghost which makes me think, why would anyone think a bullet would kill a forest ghost?
That's just stupid.
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azel-p · 2 years
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Big is a word that comes to mind.
The size of a toddler.
Toddler orchid .
Stupid.
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azel-p · 2 years
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Learned something new today
Not to Google
Fuck your cat.🐈
After youtube offered fuck your cat by mid 90's ska band goldfinger apparently released in 1996 things went horribly bad from that point on. 😲
Clicking was not an option the brief yet surprisingly detailed descriptions had my brain go into the fetal position.🤯
Now I have one more reason not to place my faith in humanity.😒
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azel-p · 2 years
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I can't not tell you what normalcy is at least what passes for normalcy in American culture.
From what I see it's like some cash grab for attention followed by why did this happen to me God! And then falling asleep while some seedy minded stranger plots on the has it together stranger.
I'm I close? I would like to think that I'm after all I'm an outsider looking In on the normal way of life so what do I know.
What I do know is this there's a shit load of silly idiots who can't think without someone doing it for them in the form of the I phone they hold so near and dear to themselves that people find safety in denial In the normal world and having survival skills Is some unknown thing only known via watered down fiction in the form of some social media platform darling.
Well that's it for now I'm off to go fight some wolves with just a pot and pan and balls of steel-
Azel.
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azel-p · 2 years
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This is the April projected temperature out look for the US. Via the NWS the US governments weather monitoring and projecting service. So far they have been right on with the weather patterns in America. This is climate change in action
And we all should be very concerned
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azel-p · 2 years
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Check it out
I fucked up on the elections I meant selections
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azel-p · 2 years
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azel-p · 2 years
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Check it out
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azel-p · 2 years
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The greeters of spring, the daffodil cute , beautiful a flower. I do the best statements of the obvious also follow me im inconsistent in my subject matter which makes for interesting subject matter did that make sense ? The answer is fuck no.
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azel-p · 2 years
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All I'm saying is if your Kid is loud, like pink in the face loud (kinda toe like if you think about it). Then I have the self Gaven, given? right to be like...
Wow that's a mistake with no return policy.
(I'm willing to resort to finger pointing.... At your child)
Because I have what someone called a loose moral compass. You (meaning me)can laugh at an episode of the first 48 because sometimes...
Humor chooses you.
It takes a while for most people to get that line is pure nonsense also known as bullshit of the highest caliber, long after you walked away.
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azel-p · 2 years
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The Olympics via H way 101
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Woosh! It's The Olympic mountain range. As someone who has been up there a lot. There's a plethora of odd sounds and creatures that have some attitude problems (spring flower pickers yall fucking suck) we all know this, to bad you do not ya flower picking asses. My view points are valid and just.
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azel-p · 2 years
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Clouds: Natures thought bubbles they are out today with the sun rejoice! 🌤️
You can see lots of cool shit in clouds.
One time I seen a dragon, but it turned out to be a stupid fuckn seagull. Boo!
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That left me a nonbeliever in clouds and a rock thrower at seagulls.🕊️
⬆️You say dove I say seagull.
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azel-p · 2 years
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Eight elections of pure organized nonsense. BY ME AZEL-PRAER
All this mess you see might be dismissed as simple caffeine addled sketches, perhaps some angst ridden teenager did late at night with their crappy music playing at low volume in the background of this imaginary youths bedroom.
Or it's just some shit that's forgettable barely worth a thought after all there's pop culture to chase.
what's this angry looking scribble doing here?
You would be wrong and your thoughts would be stupid because I said so that's why. If you must know I'm not a teenager
These drawings were done in the high points of a drug binge.
I'm Shure of it
I can't recall the times and places that I did these but I know now a writing pen and can you chop up anther line? lead to this kinda thing that's all I know.
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