babyflash

[babyflash]

Why did we even make coffee Tim’s fanonized caffeine of choice. That asshole is chugging Monsters like any other self disrespecting teenager. He has a Monster wall in the titans tower common area that he uses to intimidate new recruits.

#text #rb #tim drake #biblically accurate tim core #listen this dude is insane for sure #whats his favorite flavor do you think #hes so makes fun of jason for drinking coffee core i cannot lie to you

[babyflash]

You wanna know my thought process when I saw this panel?

1) A threat to Wally's family? Check

2) The threat is another speedster? Check

3) Wally's pissed off? Check.

The situation was meeting all the criteria for Wally to do something insane. My mind immediately went to the Thad situation.

But no, I thought. Surely, he won't do it again?

HE DID IT AGAIN

WALLY!!!!

#wally west #comic panels #rb #hes so silly haha #twirling his hair kicking his feet saying ive killed two men hee hee #and hes so real #its arguably even more metal than actually killing them too #it reminds me of the circus babt voice line #STAY W ME FOLKS STAY W ME #you wont die / but youll wish you could #like real as fuck tbh

[babyflash]

Do you think the Justice League has company dinners/barbecues/parties?

Who has what role in those cases?

Yes, absolutely. Namely: Alfred organizes family dinners.

The first one is situational. They all happen to be in the cave after a hard case and hey? Alfred just made dinner. There's plenty of COURSE they should all stay for dinner Bruce be a good host show your friends the dining room. Bruce grumbles about being unprofessional. Everyone else hasn't been this jazzed in weeks. Batman orders everyone to make this quick so they can get back to the watchtower. Alfred vetoes this order.

The food is good, really good. Like, thanksgiving feast good. There is extra made for Flash, and he's emptying plates as fast as they're put in front of him, only rivaled by J'onns insane sweets intake. Shayera is betting on who eats through the silverware first.

The questions are endless. Bruce is in hell.

"Where's the kid, the little robin guy? What do you mean 'which one?' There's 3?*"

"When did the whole 'vigilante' thing start? Oh he so he was terrible at it the first few years? DO tell."

"Yes of COURSE we'd like to see pictures. Oh my god is that baby Bruce - no Batarangs in the house!"

Worst night of Bruce's adult life. Excellent team building. Yes of COURSE they can come back next week <3

#bruce wayne #diana of themyscira #clark kent #shayera hol #john stewart #j'onn j'onzz #wally west #alfred pennyworth #ma kent #pa kent #txt #rb #jlu #YES YES YES #forced family bonding moment

[babyflash]

*shoves mic into ur face* what's your opinion on luthor knowing wally's face but having no idea who the fuck he is because he thought all jl members's secret identities were gonna be some famous figures

I think it’s really really funny

#wally west #lex luthor #txt #rb #jlu #funniest thing about the flashes is that theyre all just some random dude #like theyre just guys #best thing about that episode is when lex pulls wallys cowl off and says #i have no idea who this is #like what did u expect king! #did u expect all superheros to be famous?? #or at least recognizable #oh let me look at this superhero who lives in a completely different part of the country than me and just pray hes famous so i can gain #something from this

[babyflash]

Keystone high’s principle is totally thawne or Savitar a bad disguise hence why the school is so fucked. They are totally trying to squish Wally but he’s the roadrunner and their the coyote!

LMAO wally "woah look at this conveniently place anvil above my head! i'd better move haha" west and eobard "NO DON'T MOVE *gets hit by an anvil*" thawne

#wally west #eobard thawne #txt #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff

[babyflash]

Any updates on that just lords fic ? Completely okay if there ain’t <3

HIIIIII okay so i have like 40 pages and it's all planned out, now it's just a matter of finishing it. it's really slow going but it is going! i'm glad you're interested in it!!!

#justice lords fic #txt #mine #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff

[babyflash]

Normal PA announcement at keystone high: Attention students, please be aware there is a dinosaur loose in the halls again as it was misplaced out of time. We are handling the situations but please stay in your classrooms and yes, the dinosaur is a vegetarian this time. Thank you.

PLLLELASEWEE!!!!!! very very average keystone high pa announcement.

wally just groans like "ugh if i'm late for english because of the dinosaur i'm gonna be so pissed"

hart's like "god you're tellin me i'm supposed to have a chem test next period!"

linda says "maybe they'll give everyone an A this time"

hart reminds her "they didn't even do that the first time!"

#wally west #linda park #hartley rathaway #the twin city crew #txt #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff

[babyflash]

In many ways, when you think about wallinda is a in universe celebrity couple when Wally had no secret identity ya know. Maybe not World famous but like Tony Hawk famous.

To make me laugh, I would actually love to see Linda as a Last Week Tonight like reporter.

TONY HAWK FAMOUS PLEASEEJEDFA

cashier, looking at wally's credit card: oh, west! like the flash!

wally: exactly, yeah

cashier: i wonder what he does in his free time!

wally: this

YES OH MY GOD LINDA AS LAST WEEK TONIGHT that's so good anon your brain is so fuckin massive

#wally west #linda park #wallinda #txt #mine #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff

[babyflash]

Linda has all the best and experimental Flash merch and she has no shame about wearing a piece of merch on her person at all time, and no she will say, Wally didn’t get her a thing of merch, this is her supporting the family brand.

linda in a matching flash track suit it's the fugliest thing ever but she loves it because that's her husband baby!

#linda park #wally west #wallinda #txt #mine #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff

[babyflash]

I think one of my favourite things about billy is that he is simultaneously babey and a little badtard (affectionate). Also love how despite poking fun at other characters for not aging you cant really age him up? Defeats the whole point in a way if he's not a ridiculously powerful 10 yo

literally like if that freaky little fella isn't an absolutely overpowered little baby god thing then i don't want him!

also there's the original idea behind billy that kids are our most distinguished heroes! they're wise and strong and they want to do the right thing, and we can learn from the youth in areas of kindness and empathy and that's billy's whole thing. which is way more philosophical then this calls for i think but it's also real and i know you'll understand crumpet <3.

but yeah if that guy who wields the power of the gods isn't also a tiny little fella just a devious little guy then it's not billy

the idea of a dude just becoming a different, bigger dude isn't NEARLY as incredible as the baby becoming a fuckin demigod. billy batson is genuinely the character ever for real

#billy batson #txt #mine #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff #shazam

[babyflash]

Lowkey, I think a teen-like horror show about speedforce things featuring Linda, Wally, and Hartley would be fantastic. We already have the happy death day AU, now we can have them dealing with cults like god intended. Like I think keystone (city) high in the yj verse is a hellscape but only the students and staff know that and learn to live with it.

SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET TO THIS BUT IM HERE AND READY TO DISCUSS!!!

YES YES YES i love this!!! like something like my best friend's exorcism or something, or a speedforce worshipping cult?? is what you're talking about?? someone was talking about the speedforce being a hive-mind-eldritch-horror thing and i am soooo about that (btw if that anon is reading this i swear i'll get to your post it's just a lot that i want to respond to)

i've always maintained that speculative sci-fi is about two degrees from magical realism/fantastical realism and i really think the flash lore is basically that idea. like the idea that this living-breathing-thing connects all living people to reality and space-time is so good. like that's so magical realism. i love it. and it's also science. even better.

#wally west #linda park #hartley rathaway #txt #mine #cee responds #ask #ask box stuff #the twin city crew #the speedforce as an eldritch horror #like how ive discussed fawcett city being a sort of pocket dimension in time and space #like the idea that things connected to the speedforce dont work right #they dont age right #they dont move in three dimensions but rather six #theyre eternal and always and like #or like when wally took away someones kinetic energy or something and just froze them in time #hes done that like a couple times #that doesnt sound like science that sounds like magic

[babyflash]

just rewatched shazam 2019 would like to billy post again please ask me about billy batson i think itd be fun for me

#billy batson #txt #mine #ask box stuff #tell me about your billy headcanons your favorite media idc what #lets chat about him i love that guy #shazam #dc's captain marvel #bernie sanders meme i am once again asking for you to talk to me about billy batson

[babyflash]

Billy Batson can never grow up because it's just not funny. Like oh, this guy says a magic word and then transforms into a slightly buffer guy? I am snoring. I am tossing the comic away in disgust. He's gotta be a little guy. He's gotta be a little shit. He's gotta be an angelic ten year old. He's been to juvie. He doesn't understand taxes. He could kill a man. He chooses not to. He still sleeps with a stuffed animal. If a League member yells at him he will cry. He'll leave them contemplating their own existence. He'll put shaving cream in their shoes.

#billy batson #txt #rb #THIS IS THE REALEST EVER #billy batson the character ever

[babyflash]

Omg art prompt 👀

May I see a Billy Batson wearing a batman costume for Halloween? (and maybe getting caught)

POV: You're Batman at the JLA's annual Halloween party.

#billy batson #tawky tawny #art #rb #THIS IS THE REALEST THING EVER #OP THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON THE INTERNET

[babyflash]

Batman: you have to stop giving billy swords

Diana:

Diana:

Diana: why.

#diana of themyscira #bruce wayne #billy batson #txt #rb #he doesnt get it dont listen to him diana

[babyflash]

I am vibrating with the force of a thousand bees omg could I please request a drawing of Billy Batson (just little Billy, mortal form) sitting in on a Justice League meeting, surrounded by all the serious and adult members.

Or

Billy Batson kicking Lex Luthor in the shin/knee

Your art is so amazingly cool, OP

They took him from the street just as a normal child. Got a job for him. Just entirely unrelated from captain marvel

#barry allen #diana of themyscira #bruce wayne #billy batson #lex luthor #art #rb #best sequence of images ever posted online

[babyflash]

Looney tunes relationship

#wally west #linda park #img #art #rb #wallinda #LMAOO #cartoony ass shenanigans #linda looks at wally like damn shawty ur tom foolery and goofy good looks are intriguing