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as promised, here's the first lot of queen audio interviews!

i will eventually get around to uploading more interviews and just surprise you guys one day by posting them lmao, but enjoy these!

i'm glad to be sharing these to the world so people can listen, as i know we're all so DESPERATE for new-old content of the lads so this was a great find!

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Lucifer Morningstar x Archangel Reader

It wasn’t uncommon knowledge that Lucifer hated Marcus Pierce with a passion. A burning, hell-fire rivalling hatred. So, when he broke Chloe’s heart, Lucifer being Lucifer decided to do something about it.

But, what was uncommon knowledge was that Lucifer was married. To you, Y/n Morningstar, former Archangel before you followed him down to hell. But, you had been gone for years now.

5 years ago:

The mission was going well. Too well. You, Nat and Bucky hadn’t been fired at once. Then, all hell, metaphorically, let loose.

Gunfire came at you all from every angle, which is why you didn’t see the huge Hydra agent behind you as he knocked you straight out.

The Avengers had spent months trying to find you. Lucifer had spent two years trying to find you. He almost broke the ‘no angel shall kill a human’ rule. But none of their searching was to any avail.

Soon enough, everyone gave up. Everyone apart from Lucifer. He still spent his free days, when he wasn’t either with the detective or sorting things at LUX out, trying to bring you back to him.

A killer had struck again. Chloe explained the situation, but Lucifer’s mind was somewhere else. There were a pair of wings on the wall. Angel wings mounted on the wall. And he knew exactly who they belonged to. Emphasis on the past tense.

His eyes filled with rage as he stormed away from the crime scene and into an alleyway. He had to get to Avenger Tower, maybe someone would help him find you. Loki. You were good friends with Loki. Even if no one else wanted to help he was sure the Asgardian prince would.

Within seconds he was at the tower, due to his wings.

Storming through the common room floor, he finally found the raven haired prince.

“She’s alive.”

“She, who?”

“Your best friend. The archangel. My wife. Y/n Morningstar.”

“She was found alive three years ago, Lucifer.” Loki said as you walked into the common room after being on a run with Steve and Bucky, the pair on either side of you.

“Oh, fuck.” You mumbled as you tried to get away from the situation. But, you weren’t fast enough, since halfway to your room, Lucifer stood in your path, his wings in all their glory, taunting you. “What do you want, Lucifer?”

“What do I want? What do I want? I want to know why my wife, there all powerful archangel decided that she would stay here, for three years, completely fine and tell no one anything about it! That is what I want, Y/n!” Lucifer regretted shouting when he saw you visibly flinch.

“I wasn’t completely fine or however it was that you out it. They captured me, experimented on me. They held me prisoner. They took my wings and then they mounted them and put them on a wall in that place where I would be forced to look at them all the time. I wanted to come back to LA, to you and to LUX. But you wouldn’t want a damaged angel. Like you said, I’m supposed to be one of the all powerful archangels. I have no wings, Luci. I’m useless. That’s why I didn’t come back. You wouldn’t want me anyway.”

“Don’t ever say that you’re useless and I wouldn’t want you, my darling. I will always want you and love you. I made a promise when we married that I’d be there for you no matter what. So get that thinking out of your head. I love you, Y/n, and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you. I just- just don’t leave me ever again, please. I don’t know how I’ll cope. You ask the detective about how I’ve been in your absence and she’ll tell you.” Lucifer said, his own tears threatening to spill.

“You really mean all that? You still want me even though I’ve got no wings?”

“I’d want you even if you turned human, lost your angelic abilities and turned into some hideous being.”

“Thanks, Luci.”

“You’re welcome, my dove. Now, show me around this place, I want to know what’s been going on in the time I haven’t been around you.”

#avengers #x reader #loki laufeyson #netflix lucifer #lucifer morningstar

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My Goddess/My God

Lucifer x Reader

(A/n: Can be read from either a male or female perspective cause pronouns will be They/Them. I’m sorry if I slip up with them. Do not copy. Enjoy.)

“I have a surprise.”

That was how it started. That was how your very overprotective past came back to you.

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It was just a normal day at LUX. You had poured yourself a drink and were currently in your male form, talking to a few of the bartenders who for some reason worked the day shift at the nightclub.

You twisted your wedding ring on your finger as you sat in silent contemplation. It wasn’t that you weren’t interested in what the bartenders were saying, you just weren’t listening, too busy with the thoughts in your head.

It was the anniversary of your mother’s death and you had heard nothing from either of your brothers on the subject. Not that you thought they remembered you anyway, but a message would have been nice.

That’s when Lucifer came sauntering in.

“Oh, darling you look ravishing.” He placed a kiss on your jawline. “Which is why I have a surprise for you.”

“Luci, you know I can’t stand surprises.” You sigh, exasperated.

“Yes, but this one you will love. Go get changed, we have a plane to catch.” You couldn’t help but shake your head with a smile before following the devil.

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You decided to change into your female form before you arrived at the secret location, and when you got there, you wished you hadn’t.

“Who is that?” You herd multiple people mutter as you and your husband walked through Avengers Tower and to the correct floor. Unfortunately, you already knew who was on said floor. Two people you hadn’t spoken to in years. If not centuries.

“This is Lucifer and Y/n Morningstar. They’re here to help with the… anomalies.” Nick Fury stated as you both walked into the room.

“Anomalies?” You mouth to Lucifer before he quickly shrugs his shoulders. A little too quickly.

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“So, it’s Morningstar now. Was Odinson not good enough for you?” Thor remarked as Loki and Lucifer, who had quickly become friends visibly froze.

“I was never your brother or sister anyway. I’m more related to Loki than any Asgardian.”

“You could have been queen.”

“Or king.” Loki piped up, trying to help your side of the situation.

“Am I supposed to care about your pathetic monarchy? Your queen is dead and your father, the so called king, soon followed after. Asgard is no more and that’s your fault, Thor. No one else’s. Yours. It’s on you.” You say before leaving the room.

“She’ll come around and see that I’m right soon enough.” Thor muttered.

“No, they wont.” Lucifer said, standing up to your brother. “They have a kingdom. They have a family, and you, are not a welcome part of it. So, I suggest you stop hassling them, before I do something you’ll regret.”

A flash of red ran through your husband’s eyes. And it’s safe to say that Thor was never an arse to you again.

#x reader #avengers #lucifer morningstar #netflix #netflix lucifer #loki laufeyson

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Reblog to others that don’t know.

Also, it is now available on mobile. You just have to press the cog icon and go down to visibility to see it. It should be the last one.

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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REQUESTS AND ASKS ARE OPEN

Please feel free to send in any requests you have for the following:

TGM (beau cyclone Simpson, Pete maverick Mitchell, all of the dagger squad.)

Top Gun 1986 (mav, goose, iceman, viper etc)

Marvel (Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes, Loki Laufeyson, Doctor Stephen Strange etc.)

The Hobbit & LOTR (Thranduil, Kili etc)

Queen (Band) x reader (I write for all of the members so request if you would like)

Borhap (I write for ALL of the cast and the characters including Lucy and Mary if you wish)

IF YOU CANNOT SEE A CHARACTER OR A FANDOM YOU WOUL LIKE PLEASE STILL REQUEST IT AND I WILL TRY TO WRITE IT.

Also, I do write fem character x fem!reader fox’s so feel free to ask for those too.

I DONT WRITE SMUT, I KNOW U MAY NOT LIKE THAT BUT I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING SO :)

#avengers #x reader #thranduil x reader #queen band #freddie mercury #brian may #avengers x reader #queen #roger taylor #the hobbit

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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Aurora

Part One

Bucky Barnes X Rockstar!reader

Short summary: the avengers meet your band when Stark records signs you all before the album release of Aurora.

Long Summary: Bucky was a very private person, so much so that no one knew where he went once he left the tower every night. On the other hand, the world saw you as a very open person, but you were both people with a secret.

(A/n: Kinda a Daisy Jones And The Six crossover but y/n is Daisy Jones onstage and Daisy’s backstory does apply but she’s not in love with Billy and it’s present day. Do not copy my work, happy reading. Enjoy)

Warnings: mentions of alcohol, mentions of drug use, mentions of rehab, Billy Dune being a bit of a dick along with Sam joining in.

Being a rockstar wasn’t easy at all.

You had been a drug addict since you were fifteen. Your parents, an English painter father and a French model mother didn’t give a damn about your existence. So, you started making a name for yourself on The Strip in LA. You stood out due to your accent anyway, so it was easy to be noticed.

At the age of twenty you joined a band called ‘The Six’ and changed your name to ‘Daisy Jones’. You didn’t want any connection to your parents at all.

By twenty one the band reached stardom. But, your drug problem grew. You were taking so many that you lost track and there was so much alcohol in your system at all times that you were sure you hadn’t been sober in years.

In fact, that was true.

You became aware of your problem when you met James Barnes, or Bucky as he insisted everyone called him, though you never did.

The lights of the bar glowed as you sat sipping your wine with a spliff in your hand. This was one of the only bars you had found on tour that you were allowed to smoke anything you liked in, not that anyone else was since it’s the 21st century and it’s frowned upon. Not that that stopped you though.

You spotted Bucky across the room and waltzed over to where he was sitting with someone who you’d learn was called Steve Rogers and was his best friend.

“Mind of I buy you a drink?” You asked, thinking that he’d know exactly who you were. Much to your surprise and a slight bruising to your ego, he didn’t.

“Sorry, doll, but I’m fine, thanks.”

“How about your friend here, looks like he needs a refill.” You new it was stupid, but you were high, somewhat drunk and were attempting to get with at least one of the two. Maybe both, if they were up for it.

“Look, doll, I’m not tryin’ to be rude, but I don’t let alcoholics or drug addicts buy my drinks.”

“I’m not an addict.” You say in disbelief that he would call you out like that so quickly. He arched an eyebrow.

“I’ve seen you go through eight glasses of red wine, three shots of vodka and you’ve been smoking weed since you got in here an hour and a half ago, doll.”

“Fuck.” You murmur as realisation hits you and you slump down onto the booth beside the blonde man after he scooted over a bit.

You knew you liked drugs and alcohol but you never saw it for what it was. Your band mates all smoked and did drugs, but you’re rockstars, you thought it was normal.

“I’m Bucky and this is Steve.” Bucky said, telling somewhat sorry for you. You were incredibly beautiful and incredibly charming but Bucky wasn’t going to give in to your charms until you were sober and fully aware. And for the first time since you changed your name, you didn’t introduce yourself as Daisy Jones.

“I’m Y/n.” You said as Bucky pulled out a pen and you allowed him to write his number on your hand.

“You’re a real sweet girl, Y/n. Give me a call when you’re sober and we can go from there.”

PART TWO COMING SOON

#avengers #x reader #avengers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #steve rogers #rockstar au #daisy jones and the six

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Your wish is my command

@rosiahills22

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“Hangover.”

Jake Hangman Seresin x Reader

You knew from the moment you met him that he was going to be a pain in your ass.

That stupid cocky smirk and that fucking accent pissed you off to no end.

And to make matters worse, he was now your wingman.

“C’mon, L/n. Just tell us, if you’re really so miserably alone then why don’t you just date Hangman. He seems to like you.”

You could’ve ripped Bradley’s throat out there and then as Jake gave you his cocky ass smirk.

“I’m not miserably alone and even if I was I would not date him.”

“Aaw, c’mon, sweetheart, even if I was the last guy on Earth?”

“Y’know, you really should have been called Hangover.”

“Why’s that, sweetheart?”

“Cause you always give me a damn headache.” You say before you leave the Hard Deck as Jake smiled and turned to Bradley.

“I’m gonna marry that girl.”

“You will if you learn how to shut up and ask her out yourself.”

(Do not copy my work anyone who reads this, cheers for reading)

Y/N “They should have named you hangover”

Jake smirking “Why’s that, sweetheart?”

Y/N “Cause you always give me a damn headache”

*Y/N walks out of the room*

Jake, smiling “I’m gonna marry that girl”

‼️‼️‼️‼️ SOMEONE WHO WRITES, PLEASE USE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE‼️‼️‼️

Then tag me 😚

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Anyone watch the Arsenal Vs Liverpool game today?

No hate I just want to know your opinions

#arsenal #liverpool fc

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Cheers to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

#1000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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Danger Zone

Jake Hangman Seresin x singer!reader

Summary: you never realised how much love hurt until you both made mistakes and ruined what you had. Now, six years later, Jake’s been called back to Top Gun and you’re a famous singer.

Warning: angst and also Jake in general. With eventual fluff, don’t worry I’m not a demon.

(A/n: I won’t keep prattling on, but I haven’t really written angst before, so just bear with, anyway, on with the show…. Do not copy my work, cheers. Enjoy.)

“Revvin' up your engine

Listen to her howlin' roar

Metal under tension

Beggin' you to touch and go…”

Jake and you really were the worlds biggest idiots. You had each other, so what more could the pair of you want? The answer; quite a lot, actually.

Jake wanted to be a top gun trained pilot, and you wanted to be a famous singer.

You always tried to set aside your differences for the sake of love, but in the end it just got way too much to deal with.

You were spending more and more time at the recording studio, sleeping and eating there, whilst Jake was spending more and more time at the base, staying in the barracks, rather than coming home every night to a cold, empty bed.

“Headin' into twilight

Spreadin' out her wings tonight

She got you jumpin' off the deck

Shovin' into overdrive…”

What you didn’t get was that you were Jake’s everything, but what Jake didn’t get was that he was also yours. Every song you wrote, every line, every note, it was all due to him. Every time he got into his plane, it was your support and the courage that Jake saw within you that spurred him on every time. When he had other planes raining hellfire upon him, the mere thought of you got him through.

“You'll never say hello to you

Until you get it on the red line overload

You'll never know what you can do

Until you get it up as high as you can go…”

The problem with the pair of you was that you never knew when to quit. Every drunk argument would end with one of you storming out and sleeping in your cars. Every time one of you made a comment about the other’s career, it would turn into a full blown argument about how the other would never make it in their field.

About the only time that you could both agree on anything was when you went on dates to places like fun fairs and other adrenaline fuelled activities.

You were bad for each other, but God, it felt so good.

“Highway to the Danger Zone

Ride into the Danger Zone

Highway to the Danger Zone...”

It was bound to happen eventually, but neither of you really saw it coming. Or rather, you didn’t want to see it coming. Everyone around you could see it. But that’s the funny thing about love. It’s so plainly obvious that you’re bad for each other to everyone but yourselves.

“Gonna take.”

You had been without each other for six years when fate pushed you back together again. Six years of heartbreak and self loathing and personal growth and you just came waltzing back into each other’s lives again.

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Jake was in the hard deck, as usual, with the squad when he saw you walk in and sit at the bar. Well, he didn’t, since he was playing pool, but he herd the wolf whistles, rolling his eyes at the idiocy of supposed grown adults.

Putting the pool cue down, he walked over to the bar when he saw a pilot getting way too close to the person who had just walked in. The same aviator who had whistled at her.

As Jake was three steps away, the woman pushed the aviator away and he finally got the point and walked away. Jake stood there like an idiot for a few moments before realising it was you. He turned on his heel and walked over to the karaoke machine, subconsciously attempting to recreate the night when you both met.

He chose the song “As She’s Walking Away” by Zac Brown Band and Alan Jackson. Your head turned as you herd the first few bars. You turned and saw Jake on the makeshift stage at the back of the bar that Penny had put in for karaoke night the day before.

“We never spoke a word

But every thought she had I heard from across the room

If we were standing face to face

I couldn't find the words to say, "Give me one more move" he locked eyes with yours.

A smile graced your lips as you got up from you stool and went over to Jake, grabbing another microphone and joining him onstage. (Bold is Jake, italics are you.)

… I don't even know her name

I guess foolish prides to blame

… Now I'm fallin' in love as she's walking away

And my heart won't tell my mind to tell my mouth what it should say

May have lost this battle, live to fight another day

Now I'm fallin' in love as she's walking away”

You were standing chest to chest, eyes locked on each other, as if you were the only two people in the bar.

… Wise man next to me did say 'bout the one that got away

Son I missed my chance

Don't you let regret take place of the dreams you have to chase

Ask her to dance; go on, son”

His hand found yours and your fingers entwined with each other’s, eyes still on his.

… You might fall down on your face

Roll the dice and have some faith”

Rooster was going to comment on what the hell Hangman was doing with one of the worlds most famous singers, but Phoenix jabbed him in the ribs, effectively stopping him

… Don't be fallin' in love as she's walking away

When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say

May have lost this battle, live to fight another day

Don't be fallin' in love as she's walking away”

You knew it was stupid , but you had broken up six years before, why shouldn’t you give yourself and him a second chance? After all, you hadn’t dated anyone since him. Well, there had been a few flings, but nothing came of them since they weren’t Jake. The cocky ass pilot you fell for.

… You might fall down on your face

Roll the dice and have some faith

… Don't be fallin' in love as she's walking away

When your heart won't tell your mind to tell your mouth what it should say

May have lost this battle, live to fight another day

Don't be fallin', fallin', and fallin' in love as she's walking away.”

You kissed him as the crowd of aviators and bar patriots applauded.

“Don’t give me that look.” You say to Jake as he looks at you like he’s a lovesick puppy, which is exactly how you’re looking at him.

“I missed you, baby.” He whispers as his arms snake around your waist, yours already at the back of his neck. “I’m sorry for everything I did and said, I’ll make it up to you, I swear.”

“You don’t need to, Jakie. It was my fault.”

“Maybe we should agree on some shared responsibility somewhere, darlin’.”

“Yeah.” You laugh, smiling. “It was both of our faults. But, I think I’ve solved the major issue.”

“And that would be…?”

“My career. It was turning me into an asshole. So, I quit and signed up for an engineering job at Top Gun. I’m here officially for you, if you’ll have me that is.”

“Course I’ll have you back, darlin’.”

You smiled at each other, both of you knowing that you were going to be happier than you previously had been.

#x reader #jake hangman fic #jake seresin #jake hangman seresin #top gun maverick #top gun maverick hangman

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Cheers to everyone who has liked, reblogged or followed me, have a very happy New Year. I’ll see you all in 2024.

Shoutout to:

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I apologise if your name isn’t on it, but my Tumblr is being dodgy.

See you in 2024, bye :)

#new year #2024 #thank you #happy new year 2024

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Doctor Who x Avengers x Reader

(A/n: Just a relatively short one for you all. Do it copy my work, enjoy.)

You, Jack and The Doctor had known each other for years. You had met the Doctor when you were sixteen and then you saw him again and consequently met Captain Jack Harkness when you were eighteen. Due to The Doctor accidentally leaving you in New York when you had said London (an accident he always blamed on the TARDIS) you had become an Avenger, which you still currently were.

The avengers didn’t know about your adventures with the Timelord and the Immortal Man, so you didn’t feel the need to tell them. Who knew that plan would backfire massively?

Well, you of all people should have seen it coming.

Present day, avengers tower.

You rolled out of bed, completed your morning routine, threw on some clothes and shoes and walked out of your room, ready for the day. You had no idea that anyone else was in the tower.

You were filled with dread as you walked in the kitchen, seeing Captain Jack Harkness talking to Bucky and Steve, the latter of which you were extremely crushing on. Your eyes widened further when you saw The Doctor having a conversation with Tony.

“Y/n!” Both Jack and The Doctor exclaimed at the same time as you tried to slip in and out of the common room unnoticed.

“Doctor, Jack. Imma be going now. It was good seeing you.” You turned to leave but didn’t even make it to the door.

“You’ve been on here for less than two minutes and you’re leaving already? Honestly Y/n, I thought we meant more to you than that.” The Doctor said, faux disapproval in his tone as Jack pouted.

“You’re both absolutely ridiculous.” You said with a smile as the Avengers watched on, getting more confused by the minute. “What is it this time? Alien invasion in the forties? Cybermen in the eighteen hundreds? Daleks in fifties Manhattan? Again? Cause I’ll tell you one thing, I am not going into the sewers. Never doing that again.”

“You haven’t told anyone about us or anything have you, Y/n?” The Doctor asked, taking note of everyone’s confused faces.

“No.” You trail off. “But in my defence you said not to tell anyone about anything by and I kept everything quiet.”

“Well, I was going to say just a casual trip to the forties but I think everything’s sorted here. We’ll be going now, Y/n.” The doctor says, hopping with Jack into the TARDIS, leaving you with the fallout of what just happened and how you had lied to your teammates.

#avengers #x reader #avengers x reader #doctor who #tenth doctor #captain jack harkness

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If you like Brian May add a photo/gif and reblog.

#brian may #queen #queen band

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The New Pilot Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell X Wife!Reader

(A/n: I apologise that it’s so short but I hope you enjoy.)

The Dagger Squad sat in the Hard Deck hanging out and drinking when phoenix niticed a woman walk in with some friends.

You walked into the Hard Deck, two of your friends from England on either side of you, both wanting to know why they hadn’t been invited to your wedding last year.

“It eas a spur of the moment thing, literally ten minutes before a mission.”

Timeskip

"Herd about the new pilot for the squadron?" Rooster said to Hangman as they walked to where the meeting was being held.

"Yeah, I herd she's pretty damn good." Phoenix responds from behind them, not really being noticed until now. "I am if you say so, boys." You say, swinging down from the wing of your plane. "Name's Y/n 'C/S' Mitchell."

"Mitchell, like Maverick?" Hangman said in utter shock whilst Phoenix noticed the dog tags and the ring on them.

"Yep, married that idiot."

"But, look at you. You're-"

"I'm what?" you asked, raising an eyebrow and folding your arms over your chest.

"Hot and young and-." Hangman said as both Phoenix and Roster gave him a look.

"Well, sorry to burst your bubble, loverboy, but, even if I wasn't married, I still wouldn't go for you anyway." You smirk and walk away, Phoenix beside you. "That put him in his place."

#pete maverick mitchell x reader