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hawks: the moon looks beautiful, doesnโ€™t it?
dabi, looking at hawks: hm.. but do you know whatโ€™s more beautiful?
dabi and hawks in unison: [name].
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Twice: Dabi, why do you have so many posters of Y/N?
Dabi: Those are wanted posters.
Dabi: โ€ฆ
Dabi: Don't you dare tell her.
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dabi:ย I'll offer you some friendly advice- y/n:ย I don't want your advice. dabi:ย Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Bakugo: *in a battle, confused why no villains are coming his way*
Bakugo: *spots Y/N up ahead*
Bakugo: CAN YOU NOT FINISH ALL OF THEM OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE-
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Incorrect MHA-26 (BakusquadxReader)
Y/n: [gets call from unkown and put it on speaker]
Y/n: Hello
Kidnapper: We have your child.
Y/n: WTF?! I don't have a child! I'm 15
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Y/n: Shit. [shouting] GUYS THEY GOT KAMINARI!#
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Shigaraki: *Laughing non stop after destroying 50% of a city, dirty and covered in blood*
Me: wow... That's Hot
Mr. Compress: That's wHAT-
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Y/N: Got my stuff, got my boys, we are ready to go!
Bakugou: Uhh... we are not her boys.
Denki: Yeah we are.
Sero: Yeah we are!
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Y/N: Endeavour? The kids want to know where Hawks is. I told them he got sucked up into an airplane engine. Is that alright?
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Todoroki: You and Midoriya are cute. I'll put you in a boat.
Midoriya: You'll put us in a what?
Y/N: ...Is he trying to say he ships us?
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Y/N: Bakugou, why don't you just do the right thing and jump of a roof? Mr. Aizawa would never fail me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend.
Bakugou: I fucking hate you.
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Y/N right before doing something stupid: Mr. Aizawa, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
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*The league of villains trying to recruit Y/N*
Y/N: I told you, I don't want to join your super secret boyband.
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Y/n: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, etc. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Y/n:ย We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Shiragaki:ย ... Your what?
Y/n:ย My friends.
Spinner:ย Are they saying โ€œfriendsโ€?
Dabi:ย I think they're being sarcastic.
Toga:ย No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.
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Toga: Y/N can't be good at everyting! Maybe she's a terrible kisser.
Dabi & Shigaraki: No, she's good at that too
Toga: What?
Dabi & Shigaraki: What?
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Y/N: *Does something cool with their quirk*
Y/N: *Turns to Bakugou* How was that huh?! I'm pretty good at this ain't I?
Bakugou: Yeah, you were pretty...
Y/N: ...
Bakugou: ...
Y/N: ...
Bakugou: ...
Y/N: Uh... you mean, "pretty, good at this", right?
Bakugou: *Realises his mistake*
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Denki: Why do you always watch so much true crime stuff?
Y/N: Just in case you slip up.
Denki: I-
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