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Cas: Whose turn is it to give the pre-hunt talk?
Sam, rolling his eyes: Dean’s
Dean: *Clears throat* Go fuck shit up out there and don’t die
Gabriel, wiping away a fake tear: Inspirational
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*Cas saving team free will’s ass*
Dean: Cas’ so sexy
Sam: He’s literally just killed 4 angels, he’s covered in blood!!?!
Dean: and yet he remains sexy
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[Young Dean after a fight with John]
John: Why is there a sad face carved into this wall?!??
Dean: Because I’m sad that I made you angry last night
John:
John: WHY DID YOU USE A KNIFE TO TELL ME THAT!!?!
Dean: Bobby told me that if I’m not good at verbalising my feelings I should find another way to do it, so I did this.
John: We’ll now I’m pissed off that I have to fix this fucking wall! How does that make you feel now, huh?
Dean:
Dean: *Points at the wall*
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Cas: Sam what’s the passcode?
Sam: We’ll it’s 5 digits and the last person to set it up was Dean
Cas: Got it
Jack: Wait, what is it?
Cas: 420 69
Jack: …
Claire: Nice
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[At Cas and Deans wedding]
Heaven, to Dean: You set me free. This monster is yours now.
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[Sitting in Jail]
Jack: So who should we call?
Gabriel: Well I would call Sam but I feel safer in prison
Jack: What about Cas?
Gabriel:
Gabriel: I’ll call Sam
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*Sam and Dean having a conversation*
Sam: Is that Cas’ coat you’ve got there?
Dean: Yeah
Sam: Hey not to be that person but sparks seem to be flying like the Wright brothers between you two
Dean, rolling his eyes: I care about Cas, but just as a friend, alright?
Sam, squinting at him: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Cas
*Dean turns to look at Cas, who smiles once there eyes meet before turning away again to continue his conversation*
Dean, still watching Cas with a smile on his face: I don’t have feelings for Cas
Sam: Dude that is nowhere near my eyes
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Crowley, reading an anonymous note: Will…the Winchesters…Die…? What a dumb question to ask. Both heaven and hell have already tried and the bastards came back. 
Cas: No it says ‘The Winchesters will die’
Crowley: That’s still a dumb statement. They sound like everyone else now with that attitude, they’re just going to be disappointed like the rest of us
Dean: Ok first of all-
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Cas: Dean, you’ve got to stop with your stupid puns or so help me-
Dean: Why? What are you gonna do? PUNch me
Cas:
Dean: :)
Cas:
Dean: :)
Cas:
Dean: *gets hit with a rolled up news paper*
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Cas: Guess what
Dean: What?
Cas: I’m getting married!
Dean: WHAT? Cas you can’t just-
Cas, pulling out a legal document: It’s you, please sign here
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Dean: I’m going to take you out
Crowley: Great, it’s a date!
Dean: I meant that as a threat
Crowley: See you at 6!
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Cas: and what do we say when we feel a little down?
Jack: My depression may be chronic but this ass is still iconic
Cas: n0
Claire, wiping away a fake tear: They grow up so fast
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Dean: Hey Cas, dinner's read--WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER YOU!?!
Cas: I poked someone really hard with a pen
Sam: YOU STABBED SOMEONE WITH A PEN!?!?!
Cas: No no, I just poked them really hard
Crowley: not to alarm anyone but I’m bleeding out
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Gabriel: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks through the door
Dean: Screw that I’m not kissing any of you
*Cas walks in*
Dean: ..well I mean rules are rules y’know
Sam: I have to live here
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Dean: They say ‘pick your battles’
Dean: but boy do I keep picking the wrong ones
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Charlie: Oooh, Cas’ gonna be at the party too, huh?
Dean: Well, he’s one of our best friends he has to be there
Charlie: Oh, and is today the day you're gonna tell Sam about you two?
Dean: Yeah, it’s my brothers birthday and I decided to give him a stroke
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[At Dean’s Funeral]
Cas: We are gathered here today because someone couldn’t stay alive
Sam: Yet again
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