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Bruh no wonder he hasn't shown up on a banner for so long. He's lost as hell in the woods.

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My Vento Aureo AU where it happens on Brazil lol

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gangs fave food and drinks 😃

Going with non-canon things here (because what’s the fun in spouting the canon stuff over and over again?)

Bruno Bucciarati

We already know Bruno can’t cook.

His tastebuds are… questionable at best.

Because he thinks he CAN cook.

He really enjoys anything with clams, however.

No one will ever let him handle clams.

All clam sellers?

Wow… they’re suddenly all out of clams for the day.

Bruno can never ever buy clams.

But this man loves them.

Especially with pasta and a white wine sauce.

Favorite drink is water, in all honesty.

Leone Abbacchio

Heavy meals.

A real meat and potatoes man.

Specifically red meat (beef) with a red wine.

Slow roasts are a delight.

But he does not have the mental fortitude to make this.

He eats raw potatoes, instead, to cope.

Bruno has offered to make him a roast.

He politely declines by saying he’s not hungry enough for it.

But if Bruno does make it, he stomachs through it.

Wine drinker confirmed.

Dry reds.

Pannacotta Fugo

A fan of greasy foods or light and fresh foods.

No in-between.

Fritta all the way.

Or a salad.

Fried vegetables are a personal favorite.

But if they’re fresh vegetables, he also will never complain.

Likes to go to the markets early to get fresh vegetables.

Also recruits Narancia in going shopping early in the morning for these vegetable shopping trips.

Tea and coffee drinker.

Likes darker blends.

Narancia Ghirga

Absolute veggie and fruit lover.

He is far from being a picky eater and will eat anything in front of him.

He’s also a soup fiend.

This man loves soup.

Will easily down five bowls of soup in one sitting.

He can stomach Bruno’s cooking but Mista always insists on cooking for him.

Big snacker, too.

Loves orange juice.

But also vibes with cola and apple juice.

Has a restriction on how much cola he’s allowed to drink (per Abbacchio’s rules to make sure he has a healthy enough diet because Narancia WILL suck down an entire carton of soda if he can).

Guido Mista

Seafood dishes.

Fresh tilapia with some parsley, garlic, and lemon.

It’s just a simple delight.

The side is steamed broccoli and linguini in some light olive oil.

Also the worlds pickiest eater.

Not in the sense that he won’t try things.

But if he’s in the mood for something specific, he will only want that specific thing.

Can make himself any dish he wants.

Beverage of choice is white wines, sprite, and occasionally a coke and rum.

Giorno Giovanna

Rice and curry.

It’s his go to because it’s easy and packed full of flavor.

Big root vegetable fan.

Used to only be against red meat but now he doesn’t eat any meat.

However, he does love blackened tofu.

He just wants food that’s packed with flavor and intense.

Also is blind to how bad Bruno’s food is.

He is a tea fan.

Herbal teas in specific.

Trish Una

French cuisine is a favorite.

But if Trish can’t have that, she settles for most pasta dishes.

A very picky eater.

She doesn’t want to eat things she considers to be gross.

Also the food has to be aesthetic.

She enjoys eating soup with Narancia.

Chicken is the only meat she will eat.

And it cannot be too dry.

Her favorite drink would have to be mineral water and fresh squeezed lemons with ice.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #food #I want to eat food

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gangs fave movies 🧐

The gangs favorite MOVIES! 🎬

This one is sort of hard because I don’t watch a lot of movies BUT I know people who do soooo Also not including canon things because I said so.

Bruno Bucciarati

Any James Bond movie ever.

Also noir detective films.

He enjoys a good thriller/action/mystery movie.

And if it has some romance in it, that just makes it even better.

He also enjoys Austin Powers.

He thinks they’re funny as hell.

He will watch with anyone who’s willing to watch with him.

Mista watches the Austin Powers movies with him.

Leone Abbacchio

Horror films.

Specifically slashers.

He especially likes Friday the 13th films.

Also enjoys watching everyone’s reactions to any scary movie ever.

Mista tends to get scared the easiest.

Trish is never afraid and he respects her for that.

He doesn’t watch with Narancia because Narancia doesn’t pay attention and asks every 5 minutes what’s happening.

Pannacotta Fugo

Alien vs. Predator

And any of the Alien or Predator movies, in general.

He loves the suspense.

Also enjoys The Lost Boys.

Toy Soldiers is also a favorite of his.

Watches movies with Giorno because Giorno hasn’t seen a lot of movies.

Refuses to watch movies with Narancia.

Will occasionally watch movies with Mista but only if Mista agrees to watch the movies he picks.

Narancia Ghirga

Shrek.

Specifically the second Shrek movie (but he enjoys the first one, too).

100% cries while watching the first Shrek, though.

It speaks to his soul.

Hates Fairy Godmother.

Loves Puss in Boots.

Also cried his eyes out when the giant gingerbread man died.

Watches movies with Mista.

Chronically talks through every movie he watches and doesn’t pay attention to the plot so asks what’s happening frequently.

Guido Mista

27 Dresses.

All About Steve.

And just any romantic comedy movies, in general.

He will watch them with anyone or by himself.

Always has popcorn for every movie.

And milk duds.

He also cries at the happy endings because they’re just great.

Will force Narancia to watch them because Narancia needs to watch something besides Shrek.

Giorno Giovanna

Shawshank Redemption.

Though, his blood gets boiling when he watches it.

He watches whatever anyone recommends to him because he did not watch a lot of movies when growing up.

He thinks Fugo has the most compelling suggestions and Narancia always just wants to watch the same movie over and over again.

Giorno is often asked to rank the movies he watches out of 5 (but no four stars, that’s not allowed).

He doesn’t care for the romantic comedies that Mista likes, however.

But he still watches them.

Trish Una

Loves horror movies and will watch them with Abbacchio.

She will indulge in romantic comedy as well.

Trish also loves a good action movie but not superheroes.

Will watch Lost Boys with Fugo.

She also thinks Alien is amazing.

Will tolerate watching movies with Narancia.

She learned that giving him snacks for movies will keep him quiet and pay attention long enough to get a basic understanding of the plot.

Regularly falls asleep to The Transformers Movie because it’s her comfort movie.

The animated one.

She can quote the entire movie.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #movies #I don’t watch a lot of movies #thanks for the ask!

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can we get the gangs favourite songs, i know some of them have canonical ones but ignore that 🫡

Favorite songs (that aren’t the canon ones)? You got it!

A good chunk will genuinely just be from my own music taste because I only really know songs I listen to to sorry about that lol

Also one video linked per person in case you wanted to listen to some music. (And because there’s a 10 video limit).

Bruno Bucciarati

Elephants as Big As Whales - Play Radio Play

Worker Bee - Kind of Like Spitting

Leone Abbacchio

Pineapple Bride - Anemoria

Nothing Shameful - Dance Gavin Dance

Pannacotta Fugo

People II: The Reckoning - AJJ

Kill My Friends - gP.

Narancia Ghirga

Howl - The Family Crest

The Hound and the Fox - I The Mighty

Guido Mista

Baboon - This Town Needs Guns

As You Are - Will Currie

Giorno Giovanna

Forest Fires - Lauren Aquilina

Runaway - Aurora

Trish Una

Dead to Me - Kali Uchis

I Can See The Future - Tinashe

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #music stuff #thank you for the ask!

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feeling sad and lonely, pls spare some found family crumbs (about the part 5 gang ofc)

Crumbs? I’ll just give you the whole loaf! 

I hope you feel better soon though

Bruno Bucciaratti

When Leone is sad, he will just silently sit in a room while they listen to smooth jazz music.

They might drink a glass of wine together but never more than one glass.

They always end their moment of silence together with quoting noir detective films.

When Fugo is upset, Bruno will ask him about his current read.

He then just listens as Fugo talks about whatever book he’s reading like it’s a lecture from an expert.

Bruno makes sure to always engage in asking questions to show his genuine interest in Fugo’s interests.

Bruno doesn’t have to do much for Narancia when he’s in a bad mood.

He just takes him out for gelato and listens to whatever is troubling Narancia.

Then he gives advice if need be.

Mista can be a wild card at times.

If he’s upset over his phobia, Bruno always reassures him that things will be fine.

If it’s anything else, he gives Guido a bit of money to go on a small shopping spree.

Giorno is hard to tell when he’s upset, he always seems so neutral.

When he is upset, and Bruno catches onto this, he makes sure to take Giorno out to a museum.

They go to enjoy the scenery and learn interesting facts together.

Trish is easy to comfort.

They go out for gelato, much like Narancia, and then they just talk about whatever is on their mind.

Bruno also offers her advice if she requests it but it usually just ends up with him listening to her.

Leone Abbacchio

To cheer Bruno up, Leone will try to surprise him by drawing a bubble bath.

He’ll make sure to have the lighting dim and candles lit with smooth jazz playing.

He then lets Bruno have his space and makes sure that, under NO circumstances, anyone bothers Bruno.

Fugo can be difficult to cheer up and Leone isn’t always sure what to do.

He will try and get Fugo to burn off his excess anger by sending him on errands (and tagging along behind him).

This somehow works but Leone isn’t sure why.

Narancia is easy.

They already have a routine of gardening together and Narancia venting or staying silent.

These moments are very grounding for the both of them.

When Mista seems antsy, Leone will try and get snacks for the Pistols.

The thought seems to always relax Mista enough and he seems less on edge once the Pistols have eaten something.

Otherwise, he ignores him, because he knows Mista can work his issues out without his help.

Despite how much Giorno pisses Leone off, he does care for his well-being.

If Giorno is genuinely upset by something, he can usually tell right away (unlike the others).

He helps by giving Giorno space and not antagonizing him further.

Trish is still a mystery to Abbacchio.

She seems extremely capable so other than going makeup shopping with her, he doesn’t think there’s much else he can do to cheer her mood up.

He has surprised her with anonymous flowers (from the garden he and Narancia work on) and that always seems to brighten her mood.

Pannacotta Fugo

To cheer Bruno up when he’s visibly upset, Fugo will clean and organize the house.

A tidy place makes a happy face.

He lets Abbacchio handle the bathroom, however.

Leone is difficult for Fugo to read.

He seems in a perpetual bad mood so he’s never sure what to do other than to give Leone his space. Narancia and Bruno seem to know how to cheer him up so he leaves it to them.

But he does take over Leone’s chores if he seems to be having a rough day.

Narancia is easy for Fugo to handle.

Usually, he comes directly to Fugo and tells him exactly what he needs to feel better.

It’s usually along the lines of going out for a walk so he can let Aerosmith fly while they talk about everything and nothing.

Fugo doesn’t attempt to cheer Mista up because he thinks that Mista’s worries stem from irrational thoughts.

He will usually just help Narancia out with the plans for cheering Mista up.

This involves playing games together and then Narancia and Mista ganging up on him.

Fugo has no problems with cheering Giorno up.

He will just share his favorite books with him and they have an in-depth discussion.

No one can keep up with these conversations except the two of them.

Whenever Trish seems down, Fugo surprises her with a poem.

It’s always a poem about things that cheer her up.

Music, flowers, and general flattery but never flirty.

Narancia Ghirga

Whenever Bruno seems upset, Narancia will tell him silly stories until Leone has his bath set.

He always wants to try and make Bruno laugh even though he knows that Bruno will give a fake laugh just so Narancia doesn’t feel bad.

He will help Fugo clean up around the house when Bruno is in the bath, though mostly just lets Fugo do the work while he points out dirty spots that need cleaning.

Leone and Narancia have an unspeakable bond so Narancia knows how to cheer him up right away.

He makes his coffee just how he likes it and will silently garden with Abbacchio.

They don’t talk much but the silence is always appreciated.

Fugo is also someone Narancia shares an unspeakable bond with.

While he can’t have intellectual conversations with Fugo, he knows how to make him unwind and invites him to go do something.

Anything works as long as they go out together, be it dancing, cloud gazing, or for simple walks.

Narancia also knows how to cheer Mista up.

Silly shenanigans that often come at the expense of others.

Nothing that outright harms anyone and only causes mild annoyances- and Fugo seems to be the target of these shenanigans.

Giorno often will be teased by Narancia.

It’s never anything big but he’ll point out how Giorno is younger than him and how he’s going to be like a big brother to him.

Which always earns a smile from Giorno.

Narancia usually will spend time with Trish when she’s upset by teaching her dance moves.

They also go out for walks and talk about their upbringings.

They both find a lot of solace with one another.

Guido Mista

Bruno will be given various foods that Mista made him.

He hopes that maybe good food will cheer Bruno up.

It does contribute to improving Bruno’s mood.

Leone will also be treated with a nice meal.

Though, Mista always makes him something more filling like a stew.

He never hears Leone complain about it so he assumes it helps.

With Fugo, Mista will give him his space.

Narancia usually knows how to cheer him up so he doesn’t feel the need to intervene.

He does try and give him words of encouragement and song suggestions.

Cheering Narancia up is easy work.

Good snacks, good cuddles, and silly games.

If Narancia seems to be in an exceptionally foul mood, Mista makes sure to listen to Narancia’s worries and reassures him that he’s there to help.

Giorno is easy to cheer up for Mista.

He simply asks Narancia to have some flowers and then gifts them to Giorno.

The plants always seem to brighten Giorno’s mood up and then they talk about whatever is on their minds.

Mista isn’t sure how to cheer Trish up.

She seems like a mystery to him but he does try by making jokes.

Sometimes the jokes work and sometimes they fall flat.

Giorno Giovanna

Giorno cheers Bruno up by reassuring him.

He helps ease his worries by coming up with solutions that are easy to follow.

He then helps Bruno follow through with the plans that they establish.

Leone often feels like a lost cause for Giorno.

He seems to just actively hate him but Giorno does his best by staying out of his way if he’s in a particularly bad mood.

He has figured out how Leone likes his morning coffee and sometimes makes it for him.

Fugo and Giorno spend time reading books, discussing what they’ve read, or going out to historic locations.

They both seem to enjoy the in depth conversations that they have and it usually melts away their worries.

They are also both fond of fact swapping because knowledge is power.

Narancia seems to have either great days or bad ones and he’s never sure what to expect.

The bad ones are often dealt with by the others so he never has to do much.

But he does occasionally turn objects into little critters for Narancia or grows flowers for him.

Mista always seems happier when be consciously makes an effort to avoid the number four.

He doesn’t understand why this number bothers Mista but decided that questioning it isn’t worth the effort.

His effort is better spent just respecting Mista’s boundaries.

Giorno isn’t sure what to do for Trish because she seems capable.

But he will remind her that she can follow her dreams and has everyone’s support.

He will also offer her hugs and she does take him up on that and it does cheer her up.

Trish Una

Still new to the group, Trish isn’t sure how to cheer everyone up but with Bruno she learned that he enjoys having time to decompress.

She got him some spa supplies (which Leone uses when he draws Bruno his bath).

And she also got him some scented oils for his room.

Leone seems to be always angry or downtrodden but Trish figured out that he likes a glass of wine and silence.

She got him a nice bottle of Sauvignon and new noise canceling headphones.

He uses the headphones often and will enjoy a glass from time to time.

Fugo is usually gifted notebooks and nice pens from Trish.

He regularly uses them and appreciates that Trish is thoughtful with the pens she gets him.

She advised him to write his frustrations down on the pages and then burn or rip them up.

With Narancia, she figured him out quickly.

They spend quality time together and discuss whatever problems they both have.

She also encourages Narancia to treat himself with respect because he is deserving of it and those words always help boost his mood up.

Mista usually gets on her nerves, but Trish can’t deny that he’s like a big brother to her.

When he’s upset, Trish will go out of her way to cook for him, as it seems he’s always cooking for everyone else.

Even though the food isn’t as good as Mista’s, he appreciates the effort quite a bit and always reassures her that the food is delicious.

Giorno is almost as new as she is to the group.

Because of this, she often checks up on him to make sure he’s doing okay.

Even though Giorno always says he’s fine, Trish goes out of her way to make sure no one gives him a hard time.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #they are everything to me

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Some tips for using a few words to describe voices:

1. Tone Words: Use tone words to convey the emotional quality of a voice. For example, you can describe a voice as "melodic," "soothing," "sharp," "gentle," or "commanding" to give readers a sense of the tone.

2. Pitch and Range: Mention the pitch and range of the voice. Is it "deep," "high-pitched," "raspy," or "full-bodied"? This can provide insight into the character's age, gender, or emotional state.

3. Accent and Diction: Describe the character's accent or diction briefly to give a sense of their background or cultural influences. For instance, "British-accented," "Southern drawl," or "formal."

4. Volume: Mention the volume of the voice, whether it's "whispering," "booming," "murmuring," or "hushed."

5. Quality: Use terms like "velvet," "silken," "gravelly," "honeyed," or "crisp" to convey the texture or quality of the voice.

6. Rate of Speech: Describe how fast or slow the character speaks, using words like "rapid," "slurred," "measured," or "rambling."

7. Mood or Emotion: Indicate the mood or emotion carried by the voice. For example, a "quivering" voice may convey fear or anxiety, while a "warm" voice may express comfort and reassurance.

8. Resonance: Describe the resonance of the voice, such as "echoing," "nasal," "booming," or "tinny."

9. Timbre: Mention the timbre of the voice, using words like "rich," "thin," "clear," or "smoky."

10. Cadence: Highlight the rhythm or cadence of speech with descriptors like "staccato," "lilting," "rhythmic," or "halting."

11. Intonation: Convey the character's intonation by saying their voice is "sarcastic," "apologetic," "confident," or "questioning."

12. Vocal Characteristics: If applicable, mention unique vocal characteristics, like a "lisp," "stutter," "drawl," or "accented 'r'."

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what about the gang's genshin mains and why they main them

Ahhhh thank you for this question!

Love me some Genshin and JoJo mixtures!

Also, forgive me because I am 100% a use characters if I like their design and individual play style and NOT a cohesive team user lol

Bruno Bucciarati

Archon collector.

His main goal is to collect all of the Archons.

So his team is pretty simple.

Raiden, Venti, Nahida, and Zhongli.

He’s not sure what he’ll do as the other Archons become playable.

But for now, it works out for him.

He just likes the idea that he can play as gods in a game.

Though, he does find their characters to have questionable actions.

Their favorite character: Nahida.

Leone Abbacchio

Hu Tao main, hands down.

Because of this, he also uses Zhongli.

They work well together on a team.

But also the character dynamic is his biggest draw to them.

After that, he isn’t as picky as who else he uses.

But he has heard that Yelan and Xingqiu would bring his team to the next level.

He likes Hu Tao’s play style because it’s risky and gives him a sort of adrenaline rush.

He also likes Hu Tao’s personality.

Favorite character: pretty obvious.

Pannacotta Fugo

Has a constant rotation.

He plays based off of whoever best fits his needs in that moment.

He is very partial to using Geo, however.

Any excuse to throw a Geo in there and he’ll take it.

Especially fond of using Itto, Albedo, and Gorou.

The fourth member is on constant rotation, however.

But he does have other side teams for his rotational needs.

Favorite character: Albedo.

Narancia Ghirga

Aesthetics Only.

He doesn’t care how well a team works together.

He wants to use characters that he simply thinks look (or act) cool.

Childe is always a go-to for him.

Xiao, Dori, and Lyney are next.

He thinks they’re all neat!

Doesn’t care that it makes the game harder.

He makes Fugo join him in his world to chest hunt, though.

And will have Fugo do artifact hunting for him.

Or rather- Fugo volunteers to help because Narancia’s team hurts his soul.

Favorite character: Childe.

Guido Mista

Tall guys unite team.

Doesn’t necessarily care about how well the characters work together.

He’s focused more on how his team looks.

Though, bases his off of height.

Alhaitham, Nevillette, Wriothesley, and Zhongli.

Occasionally will rotate Childe and Diluc into the mix.

He does, however, have another team with Cyno, Venti, Itto, and Kaeya.

That’s the funny bones team.

They just make him laugh.

Favorite character: Venti (for the memes).

Giorno Giovanna

Always considers his team carefully.

He thinks every character has a use and wants to use them all to their best potential.

Will come up with the most hair-brained teams but somehow makes them work together.

Is very partial to Dendro visions.

He would use Tighnari as much as possible.

From there, he would use whoever he’s in the mood for.

Favorite character: Tighnari.

Trish Una

Aesthetic with a purpose.

Trish is actually amazing at games.

However, she values the aesthetic of her team and heavily calculates that into how she builds it.

Prefers a perma-frost team.

Female characters ONLY.

Ayaka, Shenhe, Kokomi, and Yelan is her forever team.

Though, she has side teams of other characters she simply finds beautiful but doesn’t fit her main team’s strong core.

Side team 2; Nilou, Yae Miko, Keqing, Layla.

Side team 3; Ningguang, Yun Jin, Jean, Faruzan.

Favorite character: all of the female characters.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #genshin impact #JoJo and Genshin junk

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absolutely love your based and poggers headcanons, not sure if you've done it yet but can we get the gang as like mythical creatures or fantasy beings, pirates, vampires, fairies, dragons etc.

Thanks, Anon!!

Mythical Creatures and Fantasy….

I haven’t yet! I know others have and, for the most part, I would agree with the ones I’ve seen floating around here. But for the sake of being different here’s a different take!

Bruno Bucciarati

Dullahan.

He would 100% enjoy taking his head off to be goofy.

Leaves his head in random spots while his body just walks around and bumps into things.

Will also make head puns.

Everyone hates the head puns.

But they tolerate it because it’s Bruno.

He will cuddle his head in his sleep, sometimes.

Also being able to remove his head makes styling his hair that much easier.

Leone Abbacchio

Charybdis.

Always lurking in the deep.

He would enjoy the solitude that the depths of the ocean would bring.

Hates land and will hang out in the tub to spend time with Bruno while he’s styling his hair.

May or may not have destroyed many ships.

Had a rivalry with Scylla back in the day.

Pannacotta Fugo

Dybbuk.

Though- without the questionable lore behind it.

He simply has a pension for haunting and possessing others.

Used to possess his housemates to get things done a certain way.

Certified control freak.

He no longer possesses them without their consent.

Especially because it leaves the host feeling very ill afterwards.

Narancia Ghirga

Goblin.

Hoards trinkets in his room.

Loves shiny things, in particular.

If you have a shiny, Narancia will take it.

Easily swayed into doing things for others if he gets a shiny thing in return.

100% Gollum energy at times.

Will call things “My Precious”.

Does it because he watched Fugo watch Lord of the Rings once.

And it pisses Fugo off.

Guido Mista

Gorgon.

Why do you think he’s always wearing a hat?

Because he doesn’t want others to turn into stone.

Also the snakes all have little numbers on them.

No number four.

Has migraines because the snakes sometimes just never stop talking.

And they steal his food.

Ya feel?

Giorno Giovanna

Griffin.

Proud and considered noble by others.

He just gives that energy off to others.

You would think he’d be a vampire because of Dio.

But no.

Griffin all the way because of Jonathan.

He just got his looks from Dio, that’s all.

Takes good care of his feathers and talons, though.

Trish Una

Phoenix.

When her life went into chaos, she was able to be reborn into a version of herself to better suit her new life.

Loved sun bathing.

Preens a lot.

Gets feather care tips from Giorno.

Has been the only one to ever see the snakes on Guido’s head.

She turned to stone.

Then burst into flames.

Then was simply reborn.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #mythical creatures #thank you for the ask! #I had fun with this one!

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The depression is hitting hard right now.

So please send silly and fun asks for the BucciGang.

It would brighten up my next few days.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #jojo headcanons #please send asks #I am feeling everything and nothing

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La Squadra Esecuzioni playing Dungeons & Dragons, a meme

(English translation under the pictures)

As previously stated, this is NOT an headcanon. It's just... a mixture of a meme and a tag yourself. So please, don't come at each other's throat or something equally awful, thank you🫶🏻

- Forever DM

- Mostly because he hates the party doing anything except for what he wants them to do

- He also hates DMing because the party always takes the only path he didn't plan and takes two sessions to buy a dagger at the smith, but no one ever wants to DM so he has to do it

- Or, worse, have Prosciutto as DM

- His DCs are 56 high or more when he doesn't want the party to take certain routes

- Spoiler, it happens almost all the time

- He sometimes let Prosciutto DM

- He DMs canon campaigns because he doesn't want to take the effort to make up his own setting

- Sometimes he DMs original one shots

- Melone made him hate the bard

- Rule lawyer

- He knows even the Monster Manual by heart

- He intervenes to correct both the DM and the players about rules but nobody asked him to most of the times

- He is hated for that

- Very focused on builds, he lets them to lead him in his choice for the character options

- He tried all the classes and knows them all by heart

- No one wants him as DM because he doesn't allow anything that isn't explicitly written in the rules

- And also because he allows mutilations on the PCs when they make a critical fail in combat or the enemies strike a critical hit

- Sadly Risotto is sometimes too energy drained to DM so players have to deal with him as DM

- He DMs canon campaigns ONLY

- However he has interesting ideas for his characters

- A pity his roleplay is shit because he never changes expression or voice tone

- He bullies people who use D&DBeyond

- He constantly forget the rules

- He always makes his character's backstory shared with Prosciutto's character one

- Sometimes Prosciutto doesn't want to be paired with him so he has to find someone else

- He never played a character with an independent background

- He owns 57 pencils, 49 rubbers, 35 miniatures, 26 dice sets and always offers to print other people's character sheets

- Of course he's always willing to lend his stuff

- He's the eternal exploited one because Formaggio sponges even his chair

- He's secretly a dice hoarder but he'd never admit that

- He actually doesn't like playing D&D that much but he enjoys the company

- His characters all have social anxiety

- And they're all discriminated races

- Caster main

- He's terribly unlucky with dice rolls

- He once rolled a double 1 with Advantage

- Powerplayer, metaplayer and every worst kind of -player

- Cheater

- He always gets caught cheating and his character usually dies horribly... if Prosciutto is the DM. Otherwise, Risotto thanks him for passing that ability check that twelve people were able to fail

- However, he always pays attention to the session and takes notes... that he never shares

- He either plays a wizard to mock other characters' low intelligence or he plays a fighter to mock their low strength and prowess in battle, No in between

- He endlessly recycles the same characters

- His character is always rival with Formaggio's one for some reason

- He fights with Formaggio to play the fighter

- Despite everything he has the best strategies

- He cares little for roleplay, he's more into builds

- His characteristic points are never lower than 15

- Constantly late for session

- He never has what is needed for the session and "borrows" anything from Pesci

- He stole half of La Squadra's dice sets and lost every single one of them

- He and Ghiaccio fought really hard because of that

- And in fact now the only one lending him anything is Pesci

- He uses the smartphone during session

- He never took notes and never remembers shit

- "Wasn't this asshole the miniboss?" (they defeated the boss 8 sessions earlier)

- He is a terrible tactician but he comes up with crazy plans that somehow work in the end

- Extremely lucky with dice rolls

- His characters' names come from the IKEA catalogue but he regularly forgets them

- Pesci doesn't know the rules but Formaggio doesn't even know which game they're playing

- Fighter main

- The story is slow to proceed because of him doing offgame jokes all the time

- He brings amazing snacks though, he even cooks when he feels like it

- Bard main

- His PC is an excuse to flirt with friends

- Where Prosciutto played every class, he played every race

- Everybody hates the bard because of him

- He prefers roleplay to builds

- And, in fact, his PCs are all weaklings because he chooses builds because "it seemed cool by name and concept" but never actually read what they do or how they work

- His character is always the first one to run out of HP in combat

- Mostly because he's been able to make the DM hate his character during the campaign

- He's the only one encouraging Formaggio's crazy plans

- All his dice sets are glittered

- He never used the canon character sheets, only fanon redesigns

- He decorates them with markers when he's bored during session

- He's the one who is most into the campaign

- He draws other players' characters and funny scenes from the campaign

- Barbarian main

- He fucked up some campaigns because he charged the NPCs that glared at him

- He shares his notes only with Melone

- He goes nuts if something disturbs the session like the ringtone of the phone or a door slamming violently

- He sometimes encourages Formaggio's crazy plans

- He hates the stereotype of the stupid barbarian and tried hard to avoid that in his characters

- He never played a caster because he can't choose among so many spells

- He bullies the ranger because he thinks it's too situational

- He makes good builds

- The fact that Melone is totally unable to make decent builds drives him nuts

- But he can't resist helping Melone's character when they get in trouble

- Trouble that was caused by Melone's character themselves, by the way

- He always plays the same alignment

- He fights with Illuso's fighter because the both want to do the tank

- He played the paladin once but he became an Oathbreaker at level 1 because he cursed his own deity

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Naramis Headcanons Return

My favorite pastime is matching on Hinge and forcing them to listen to me talk about Naramis

The first time they held hands it was awkward as fuck.

They couldn’t get their fingers to lace together in a natural and smooth transition.

And Mista has sorta big knuckles that felt like they were squeezing Narancia’s tiny hands.

So they decided that they’d rather just physically lean on each other than hold hands, anyways.

Narancia steals Mista’s sweaters on especially chilly days.

They hate sleeping in the other person’s room because they’re used to their own room.

So when they do want to sleep in the same room, they play Scopa.

Loser sleeps in the winner’s room.

Narancia ALWAYS wins.

He’s a certified Scopa genius.

Mista always agrees to play Scopa because he just likes seeing how happy Narancia gets when he wins.

And because he is determined to win against Narancia one day.

Mista doesn’t know how Narancia got so good at this one particular card game.

He’s bad at all the others.

And Narancia won’t tell him.

It’s not because it’s some dark secret or anything.

Narancia is just holding out for when Mista beats him.

Oh, you want to know why he’s so good too?

Guess you’ll have to win a match against Narancia.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #naramis #Scopa Things #It is 6am and I am not ready for work mentally #so these two help me get through my day #my actual comfort ship #also bonus would be that Fugo refuses to play Scopa against Narancia #he would 100% flip the table and rip up the cards

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It just reminds me that when I put my content out there in the endless void of other wonderful creators, that someone stopped to take the time and appreciate something I’ve done. Makes my chest all bubbly.

Maybe it's just me, but one reason I love getting comments on Ao3 that point out details of the fic that the commenter liked, is that for a moment it lets me see the fic through their eyes

Like, I have a pretty big self-criticism problem, like usually within 24 hours of posting a thing, be it a drawing or a fic or whatever, I start finding more flaws than good sides in it and feeling that actually it's a pile of shit, utterly pointless and bad and thoroughly unlikable. I know this is my issue, and something I need to work on, btw, but I just. struggle ever seeing the good sides of my own work. Even work that was an idea I truly deeply liked and wanted to see done! Even things I enjoyed working on!

But when someone leaves a comment that's like "oooh I like how [x] and I love [y] detail!!" it kind of. Let's me for a moment see past my own issues. It lets me look at the work, and the details pointed out, and go "you know what? yeah, that thing there is very good". Sometimes, on a good day, it might even give me enough time to actually re-read my own fic and enjoy it

So, readers: if you read a fic, and there's a detail you like - no matter how big or small, whether a minute detail of the description of someone's clothing, or something about the way the story is structured, or literally anything! - let the author know! If there's any detail that stood out to you in a way you liked, and you feel at all inclined to leave a comment, then please, let the author know the detail that caught your eye! It can brighten up their day so, so much!

#ao3 #fanfic #fanfic comments #archive of our own #ao3 comments #I used to leave long and detailed comments #paragraphs upon paragraphs talking about what I loved #I stopped because I never got those sort of comments on my work #which is selfish #but I was sad

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Combining two hyperfixations?

As you wish———

The BucciGang but in Teyvat!!! 😶‍🌫️

Argue with me. Do it.

Bruno Bucciarati

Vision: Hydro.

Weapon Type: Polearm.

Region: Mondstat.

Leone Abbacchio

Vision: Cryo.

Weapon Type: Claymore.

Region: Liyue.

Pannacotta Fugo

Vision: Dendro.

Weapon Type: Claymore.

Region: Sumeru.

Narancia Ghirga

Vision: Anemo.

Weapon Type: Bow.

Region: Sumeru.

Guido Mista

Vision: Pyro.

Weapon Type: Polearm.

Region: Fontaine

Giorno Giovanna

Vision: Geo.

Weapon Type: Sword.

Region: Inazuma.

Trish Una

Vision: Electro.

Weapon Type: Catalyst.

Region: Fontaine.

I don’t want to elaborate further on this post but will discuss if others desire it.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #jojo headcanons #trish una #genshin #genshin impact #i have my reasons #fight me

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But MOOOOM!

I want a JoJo KFC Chicken Bucket!!!!

😭😭😭

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 6 #kfc #I want the limited edition JoJo chicken bucket from KFC

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Vento Aureo • 1600 AU (JJBA)

Giorno Giovanna: Ilma Li

Bruno Buccellati: Himmelgrau

Trish Una: Rouge

Video: ByGreenOrg

Music: Blackmore's Night - The Clock Ticks On

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Bucci Gang HCs Nobody Asked For

Sleep Edition

Bucciarati

Sleeping: sleeps either 2 hours or 12, no in-between; sprawls like a starfish and snores like a chainsaw when he isn't just catnapping; blanket thief, but ends up kicking most of them off the bed; one old, flat pillow; has to set 50 alarms to wake himself, but rouses easily to the sound of his own name

Pajamas: oversized t-shirt and soft shorts (emphasis short) for lounging, but usually strips butt-naked to sleep

Abbacchio

Sleeping: takes 90min on average to actually fall asleep, usually rests 4-6 hours a night, waking multiple times; side/stomach sleeper, doesn't roll more than a few times a night; mostly quiet, sighs a lot when he's deeply asleep; owns multiple weighted blankets; gets up just before sunrise without an alarm every day and is therefore in charge of making coffee

Pajamas: loose tank top and sweatpants

Mista

Sleeping: spends as many nights on the couch as in his own bed; snork mimimimi; dreams vividly and loves to analyze them out loud the following day; always manages to get a cool 7+ hours, even with the Pistols waking him at midnight sharp for a snack; likes a single blanket with no topsheet; wears his hat to bed; very groggy upon waking but generally cheerful in the mornings

Pajamas: socks and boxers most of the year, cartoon-patterned flannel pants in the cold months, no shirt ever

Fugo

Sleeping: keeps his bed pushed in a corner and sleeps with his back to the wall; talks in his sleep, usually muttering about something he read that day (brain won't quit); gets a solid block of 6 uninterrupted hours on most nights, and Do Not Disturb him before then if you value your life; prefers a vintage, twin bell alarm clock over a radio or buzzer

Pajamas: Ebeneezer Scrooge-ass nightshirt

Narancia

Sleeping: can and will pass out anywhere, anytime, for however long he needs (sleep schedule who?); tummy sleeper but often draws his knees under his chest and hikes his butt in the air like little kids do; so much drool; sometimes has night terrors and ends up crawling into bed with Fugo or Mista after; sleeps through alarms and has to be shaken awake more often than not

Pajamas: tee with the sleeves ripped off and gym shorts

Giorno

Sleeping: able to go lights-out as soon as he settles down; sleeps flat on his back, hands folded over his chest, still and quiet all night; has 10+ pillows and lies in them like a nest (also one stuffed frog); rolls and pins his bangs every night; wakes naturally when his room brightens because he keeps his curtains and blinds open for his plants to get sunlight

Pajamas: owns several sets of matched silk pajamas in different pastel shades

Trish

Sleeping: insists on 8 hours of beauty rest and will complain about dark circles and the risk of wrinkles if she doesn't get it; sleeps curled up, hugging a pillow; wears a sleep mask and uses a white noise machine (prefers rain sounds); also wears a mouthguard but only uses it about 50% of the time

Pajamas: either a sports bra and shorts, or whatever comfortable-looking item she's stolen borrowed from 'her boys,' fuzzy bunny slippers