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sometimes i think that maybe

just maybe

tumblr can be decent

and then i see shit like this

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sometimes i think that maybe

just maybe

tumblr can be decent

and then i see shit like this

#this post seems like satire but i don’t even know anymore #cant even tell anymore #people are just retarded ig #eggkin #prepare to be scrambled #i hate that these people eggxist. #otherkin #off blog topic post #y’all need help #memes

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if i don’t catch this legend fish bastard before the end of the season i’m going to violate the geneva convention i swear to god

#turn away peta #shits about to get real #apparently the legend is 4 ft 3 #while coal is 5 ft 0 #ok that’s terrifying ngl #stardew valley #stardew oc #stardew memes

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tw: if you dont like villainized shane, dont look at this

“I thought you were supposed to be ‘Mr. Tough Guy’. What happened to that?”

BUT WAIT

HERE COMES ELLIOTT WITH A STEEL CHAIR--

#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #stardew shane #stardew art #stardew farmer #stardew elliott #hes crushing an inhaler #idk how obvious that is #coal's shane tag #<-- blacklist this to avoid my shane content #i will be tagging shane related posts with it #i do not want to trigger or upset anyone #this is for fun #and i thought the concept was interesting

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game: elliot is mature and romantic, very eloquent

me: flirty himbo dork got it

#squints at the oneshots i’ve written #do i post these #stardew valley #stardew oc #stardew memes #stardew elliott

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#self roast hours #tiktok #writing #original writing #meme #funny #lol #insert other cringe tags here

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pray for me

#i want to die #stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #legendary fish

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guess who just unlocked the casino

#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #stardew art #stardew elliott #art

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💫

#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #stardew elliott #stardew pierre #stardew morrison #meme #funny #lol #gaming #animal crossing #pokemon swsh #jjba #rdr2 #the walking dead #fnaf #mario #ddlc #spoilers??

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#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #stardew art #stardew elliott #art

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GUYS

you can put hats on your kids

#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc

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name your new baby chicken

#stardew valley #stardew memes #the random names are so funny oh my god #one was pretard #like??

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the witch from that unnamed AU nobody asked for 👉👈 (i’m not very good at pixel art)

the resolution is super low and i don’t know how to fix it

i apologize :(

#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #stardew art #art #pixel #stardew witch #stardew au

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:(

#i spent 3 hours on this #and it wasn’t worth it #stardew memes #stardew valley #stardew oc #stardew harvey #jontron

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certified bruh moment

#stardew valley #stardew memes #stardew oc #stardew art #the game screenshots were too low res #so i had to draw it myself

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dare i say AU

#am i dead yet #debating on making actual art for this #should i #quarantine got me bored #player always gets to do the cool shit #now it’s time for npcs to do the cool shit #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew art #stardew oc #stardew story #stardew abigail #stardew wizard #stardew elliott #stardew krobus #stardew dwarf #stardew witch #art #sketch

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You lost 9 items from your backpack

-14 Cave Carrots

-406 iron ore

-178 Iridium Ore

-Prismatic Shard

-Galaxy Hammer

-Wallet

-Left kidney

-First born

-Will to live

Total Worth: 3,000 G

#stardew farmer #stardew valley #stardew oc #stardew memes