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Megumi: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Yuuji: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Tachihara: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Teruko: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Mori, teaching Dazai to drive: Okay, you're driving and Oda and Chuuya are walking on the crosswalk the road. Quick, what do you hit? Dazai: Oh, definitely Chuuya. I could never hurt Oda. Mori, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes. 

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Q: Fuck you. Dazai: No u. Q: I'm down. Dazai: You're like 2, what the fuck- Q: I AM NOT 2!

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Kunikida: This world is not ideal, because Dazai is in it.

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Dazai: Can you pass the salt? Chuuya: Can you pass away? Dazai: Too much salt.

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Dazai: Did you miss me while I was gone? Chuuya: You were gone?

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Dazai: Life is like Chuuya, it's short, and it’s bland.

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Yosano: SHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Fukuzawa: ...Why would you even drink coffee with a metal straw in the straw? Yosano: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

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Dazai talking to a waiter: Hi, I’m gonna order the chicken breasts! Chuuya, snickering: Yeah, get what you lack. Dazai, looking at chuuya: Then maybe I should order stilts on Amazon for you 

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Kajii: Hey Chuuya, I screwed up big time, I need your help.

Chuuya: Kajii, considering your daily life experiences, you’re gonna need to be way more specific.

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Nikolai: If you water water, it grows. Sigma: ...What. Fyodor: ...They've got a point.

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Dazai: Here you go, Chuuya, a nice hot cup of coffee! Chuuya: It's cold. Dazai: A nice cup of coffee. Chuuya: It's horrible! Dazai: Cup of coffee. Chuuya: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee. Dazai: Cup

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Yosano: I am so horny and angry all the time.

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Tecchou: Croissants: dropped Tachihara: Road: works ahead  Teruko: BBQ sauce: on my titties  Fukuchi: Shavacado: fre  Jouno: Jouno: ...I didn’t understand a fucking word of that and I’m leaving the hunting dogs.

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Yosano: Can I have a private talk with you? Dazai: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Chuuya: if karma doesn’t fucking hit that damn mackerel, I will

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