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this was a threat

#emily axford #dimension 20 #prism grimpoppy was just a warmup #look out brennan

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new reaction image

#smarty pants #dropout #dropout tv #mike trapp #i have ignored that because it's convenient for my argument

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#everybody talks by the neon trees #i have not heard this song (yet) #songs that excite white people #uquiz #uquiz link

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“i’ve written cheques my body can’t quite cash” is theeeee most iconic way to come out as ace, andhera you’ve done it again

#omar najam #andhera #prince andhera #a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #dimension 20 #asexual

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#dirty laundry #surena marie #omar najam #dropout tv #dropout #this is lowkey how i think about Apocrypals #oh it's the bible lore drop

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#i have a semi-neutral american accent #i'm from the american south so i suppose i have a southern accent comparatively #and i'm from an area that can also have a appalachian and/or country accent but i don't have one (i have been told)

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God there's something about the idea that Hector was wearing Achilles's old armor when he faced him to die. when Achilles saw Hector he saw a mirror of himself, and he knew exactly where to aim

#the illiad #hector of troy #achilles

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Okay hot take I guess, but I don't think the last stand invalidated any of the hard work The Bad Kids put into school work junior year.

Brennan said the reason they had those two "free passes" on exam questions was because Gorgug earned it through his studying. Mechanically yes, they work as free passes, but storyline-wise Brennan said they represent "academic resources," which The Bad Kids wouldn't have access to unless they had studied so hard.

#exactly because the reason that aguefort likes the last standard is because it makes you actually apply all the skills you've learned #you cannot just adventure in the theoretical #you must go out and answer the call to adventure #the bad kids #wouldn't have made it through the last standard if they hadn't put in so much time and effort into studying #i know everyone wants to shit on school systems for not giving us enough practical knowledge #but this is literally the fantasy high version of that #(this is a reason that applying real world meta only goes so far) #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #the last standard

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@apocrypals

eleventh plague. emails. 

#the plagues of egypt #the bible #exodus #moses #let my people go #email

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Arthur Aguefort sees the Kobayashi Maru test and says "absolutely not"

Watch the full episode on Dropout

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #arthur aguefort #inspiring #it is important to me that dropout themselves tagged this as “inspiring” #(they are correct) #arthur aguefort you are insane sir #the last standard exam

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🤝 on enjoying murphy’s knack for crafting unique encounters—is there any one in particular you’d rank above the rest, be it for pure entertainment value and/or great mechanics?

I'm not sure if you're caught up to the current campaign - I haven't listened to today's episode but otherwise I am - but the Feywild fight in the first campaign where Beverly first learns about his father's betrayal is one of my favorite D&D combats ever, for both the incapacitation due to RP revelations, and . The current arc of the current campaign is also just...fight after fight of this.

I joked in my tags but, as someone who doesn't follow pro wrestling at all but did very much enjoy two seasons of GLOW (never got around to S3 and I've since canceled Netflix but I would have watched it if I'd remembered before canceling) I wonder if Murph's wrestling fandom is why he's so good at this; he understands that combat can be story. (He's also never made a true clunker of a villain which most other DMs have and I also wonder if this is all connected).

#naddpod #utilitycaster #brian murphy #save for later #i keep trying to get into naddpod

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

#the plagues of egypt #passover #frogs

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She sisterhood on my travelling pants till i intrepid heroes sisterhood of the travelling blue blockers

#fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #adventuring party #the intrepid heroes #never noticed zac has “FAIL” stamped on his forehead

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I'm aro and autistic which means that I will talk about romance as a very strange and confusing social and psychological phenomenon, and ask allo ppl questions like I'm in a field research, in a normal conversation.

#aro #aromantic #ace #asexual #this is how i feel when talking to my friends in romantic relationships

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tma influencer au where Jon microdoses on trauma by approaching randos on the street with a mini microphone and asking them how much they pay for rent in London

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jon sims #as an american i just know that london rent Is Bad and Unreasonable #i would also like to imagine some avatar is doing this in nyc #the usher foundation has an extensive case file on them but can't really do much about them because they aren't attacking anyone? #they aren't necessarily causing harm they're just doing man on the street interviews

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I'm sorry but

"She's my wife!!"

"No, she's your widow" *proceeds to shoot him*

is like the hardest line I've ever heard.

#sherlock & co #sherlock holmes #john watson #finding out in the tags that this was also in the originals

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kristen aptly filling her role of lesbian friend when she ate that eyeball and IMMEDIATELY spotted the bff's crush getting up to some fuck shit and alerted her to the situation. really the lesbian of all time

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #kristen applebees #oisin hakinvar #adaine abernant #the last standard exam