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TODAY IS A WINTER ❄️ ☃️ SOLSTICE ☀️.
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TODAY NO ONE MADE ANYTHING FIND US BUT AN ORANGE BARRICADE OF INDUSTRIAL CONES. THIS IS FATEFUL ENOUGH TO FIND OUT NO ONE IS MISSING, AND NO IS GOING TO CRASH INTO THE SHED FACING SILBER STREET. I EVEN MADE A PHOTOGRAPH.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE LOVE BOAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU THINK. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME A LOVE BOAT 🚢 NEVER CAME TO THE PORT OF GALVESTON TEXAS. THIS MUST HAPPEN EVERY JANUARY BEFORE THE PRE-LENTEN CELEBRATIONS HAPPEN TO BYSTANDERS.
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IN COMPILATIONS SEASON 2 EPISODE 5, KALEAH ASKS HER BESTIE MARCUS IF HE EATS ASS. NO ONE KNEW THE LADY IN THE LOVE SWEATSUIT EVER OR WHAT COLOR IT WAS OR IF THE WORD LOVE PAINTED ON THE BUTT LIKE THE INITIAL PAGE OF THIS IMVU WEBISODE. EVENTUALLY IT TURNS OUT TWO GIRLS DESTINY AND IAN MUST BE PREGNANT BECAUSE NO ONE CAN REMEMBER CHRISTMAS 🎁⛄ OR THE LAST TIME EVERYONE HAD A PERIOD TOGETHER. NO ONE SHOPS AT FOOTLOCKER TOGETHER ANYMORE. EVERYBODY REMEMBERS AND EMBRACES THE ADS FOOTLOCKER EMBODIES.
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THERE'S LESS THAN TEN DAYS UNTIL DECEMBER TWENTY-FIFTH BAH HUM 🪲!!! HEY, DID YOU NOTICE THAT LADY BUG 🐞 THAT CROSSED THE PATH OVER SEVEN TIMES EARLIER TODAY? NO ONE TALKS HUMBUG BETTER THAN THAT DOLLAR ON THE FLOOR LEFT BY MARLEY'S GHOST AND A CHRISTMAS CAROL PODCAST ON IHEARTRADIO. WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT??? DO YOU NEED MORE TIME TO GET AN UGLY SWEATER TO WEAR TO CHURCH NEXT SUNDAY. NO, THIS TIMING IS PERFECT.
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IN THE COMPLICATIONS SEASON 2 EPISODE 10 IMVU SPINOFF, IT'S BLING BLING, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. THE GUYS ARE LOOKING IN A TALKATIVE WAY AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR THICK ROPES OF DIAMOND STUDDED WATCHES AND VARIOUS JEWELRY. KALEAH AND MARCUS BUMP HEADS WITHOUT TALKING OR EVEN LAUGHING BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE SCROLLING ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN. SOMEONE FINALLY SAYS DISCREETLY "DON'T FUCK ON THE PLACE WHERE NOBODY IS GOING TO GO". EVERYBODY KNOWS NO ONE IS READY TO ADMIT THEY ARE REALLY PAYING ATTENTION, AND NO ONE IS DOING WHAT THEY ARE BEING TOLD IN FRONT OF THE GROUP. NO ONE REALLY IS HUGGG WITH EACH OTHER, AND FACE TIME MEANS EXCLUSIVITY.
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IMVU IS AN INTERNET APPLICATION FAD GONE VIRAL ON SITES LIKE YOUTUBE HOUSING NEW SPINOFFS AND CHARACTERS LIKE ALL I HAVE SEASON 1 EPISODE 1. IT'S BACK TO THE MUNDANE. NO ONE TALKS AND THE IMVU HEARTS LOOK AT EACH OTHER UNTIL THE PERFECT WORDS ARE SCROLLING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PICTURE. WHEN THE IMVU BOYFRIEND TRIES TO FUCK, THE NAMES AND ACTION SEQUENCE LIGHTS UP IN YELLOW 💛 AT THE FOOT OF THE SCREEN. NO ONE TALKS TO KAM AND HER FRIENDS. THEY DRIVE AND TALK TO BOYS IN THEIR OWN WAY. CUTE SONGS PLAYING ON ALL I HAVE GET DISSECTED FOR A PLAYLIST NOD AND SELECTION. THERE'S NO ANTI-BANDWAGON. JUST LIKE THE SIMS SERIES, IMVU IS A GAMING CHARACTER MANIPULATOR OF ITS OWN DESIGN.
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IN THE BOOK ANCHORED HEARTS BY PRISCILLA OLIVERAS, THE KEYS TO LOVE ARE AT YOUR FRONT DOOR STEP IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT CORRECTLY. ANAMARIA CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER ENIGMATIC BOYFRIEND ALEJANDRO MIRANDAS , IF YOU DON'T GET IT CORRECTLY. EVERYTHING ANAMARIA DOES SPELLS ALEJANDRO MIRANDAS PERFECTLY. HE NEVER CALLS. HE NEVER VISITS. HE NEVER DRIVES. HE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL PINNACLE OF ROMANCE. IT IS ONLY KISMET BY CHANCE ANAMARIA MIGHT SEE HIM OR HIS FRIEND BRANDON LAWSON ON A TIRADE THROUGH KEY WEST. THIS IS THE ONE INGREDIENT TO A SPONTANEOUS ERUPTION OF STEAMY AND HEARTFELT UNRIGHTEOUSNESS.
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IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, BARBIE IS AN AMAZING MOVIE 🎥 STARRING AMONG OTHERS IN A NEAT AND CLEAN LINEUP ACTRESS MARGOT ROBBIE. NO ONE KNOWS WHERE BARBIE IS GOING BUT, IT IS A JOURNEY 💕 NONE THE LESS.
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IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PALESTINE HAS RESORTED TO WAR TO FINISH A PROTEST, IT IS THE PROPER WAY TO ADMONISH THEM TOO. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHY ITALIANS KEEP THE VENETIAN BLINDS DRAWN, THAT IS ALSO A PROPER WAY TO ADMONISH THEM. THERE IS NO JUSTICE FOR A WAR THAT IS NOT RECOGNIZED BY MANY. IT ISN'T EVEN A PRINCIPLE TO FOLLOW OR REMEMBER. NO ONE HAS EVER FOUGHT WARS NEAR JERUSALEM. SYRIA HAS NEVER DRAWN A GUN ON ANY OF ITS VISITORS. NO ONE HAS EVER TRAVELED TO LEBANON TO ASK FOR A GIRL. NO ONE HAS EVER TRIED TO STEAL FROM SAUDI ARABIA AND NOT COMMENT ON THE PROLIFIC JOURNEY THERE IS TO REPORT A MISSING NUMBER OF ITEMS. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THE NEAR EAST FROM A COLLAPSE FROM THE INSIDE. 💠💠💠💠
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IF YOU HAVEN'T 🙈 SEEN OR 🙉 🙊 HEARD THE GRAVE 🪦, IT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. ANYTHING YOU TOUCH OR EVEN WEAR COULD BE A FOOTBALL 🏈😂. IT COULD EVEN BE A NUMBER YOU MIGHT USE TO EXPLAIN HOW MANY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND YOUR CONSPIRACY. THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO FIND A BFF AND EXPLAIN TO THIS WOMAN ♀️👠 SHE IS THE ONLY WOMAN ♀️👠 YOU CAN 🙈 SEE 🙈, AND NO ONE ELSE KNOWS. IT'S NOT EVEN CHEATING. IT'S THE WHOLE GAME, BEFORE A SHIP HITS A REAL PRESIDENT.
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THIS IS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH. IT HAS BEEN A BLAST CRUISING TO COSTA MAYA & COZUMEL MEXICO. I NEVER SAID IT WASN'T. IS THE SHUTDOWN SUPPOSED TO BE IN LATIN??? WHO DID HE OUST THIS MCCARTHY GUY AT THE SAME TIME HE WAS ON A CRUISE SHIP ⚓🚢, AND LEAVING THE PORT, IT WAS DECIDED HE IS DEAD. ARE WE ALL MEXICANS IF NO ONE SAYS THAT??? IS THAT WHO YOU REALLY ARE? I DID NOT DISCOVER MEXICO ON THIS VOYAGE. I DID TAKE PICTURES, AND I DID NOT EXPLAIN WHO I WAS. I AM WATCHING 1ST RESPONDERS MEDIA IN CIUDAD JUAREZ, AND NO ONE IS GOING TO SAY WHO THEY ARE. IT IS FINAL. NO ONE IS MEXICAN UNTIL SOMEONE SAYS MEXICO, AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO THIS IF THE ONLY RESPONSE TO THIS IS A CLIMATE CHANGE 😅. NO ONE IS GOING TO LET MOBS RUN BLINDLY. THERE MUST HAVE BEEN AN APPLE 🍏 FOR LISTENING 🎧 TO THE TELEPHONE RING IN THE CASINO WHEN IT ADDED THE CELLULAR CHARGING LINK TO THE PLASMA 🎰 SLOT MACHINES. NONE OF THE MOB MAY TALK 🦜 ON AN APPLE IPHONE. WHO HAS ONE WHEN YOU SEE 🙈 THE MOM WITH THE SON. TRY PLAYING A COMPACT DISC OR ALBUM ON SPOTIFY. THE FIRST 🥇 🏆 🍾 ONE I PLAYED WAS THE WEEKEND . THERE'S A FEW UNHEARD OF BALLADS IN MY MIX. NO ONE'S GOING TO RESPOND TO "HEAR 🙉 MY 😭 CRY" OR THAT RANT BY INAYA NO ONE LISTENS TO????? SHENSEA IS BACK.
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THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK SEPTEMBER IS ABOUT, BUT I GOT TO A PLAYLIST CHANGE FOR ME ON AMAZON. IT IS CALLED MY MIX. WHEN THE OTHER TABS SKIP TO COMMERCIAL BLASTS OR ALEXA DONS A NEW STRIPPED RECORDING OF THE LATEST COMPLEMENTARY COMPACT DISC, MY MIX IS THE ANSWER. TRY YOUR TABS, RADIO STATION FAVORITES, AND PLAYLISTS. I ❤️ LOVE LISTENING TO PERENNIAL COMPILATIONS LIKE R&B ROTATION, RAP ROTATION, POP CULTURE, AND HITS. I ALSO FOLLOW THE POCKET AND BRUSHLAND. THIS MONTH MUST BE B-DAY LIKE DESTINY CHILD SINGER'S DEBUT SECOND SOLO ALBUM BEYONCE KNOWLES STANDOUT EFFORT. BEYONCE HAS HER OWN RADIO 📻 STATION TABULATED ALONG WITH NEE' DESTINY CHILD MEMBER AND HOUSE OF DEREON COLLABORATOR SISTER SOLANGE. AMAZON ALSO FEATURES COMPACT DISCS TO PLAY. I CAN PLAY THE BARBIE MOVIE 🍿 SOUNDTRACK JUST LIKE I DO EVERY NIGHT 🌉 BEFORE BED.
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IF YOU KNOW MUSIC 🎶 YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE SINGERS, MUSICIANS, POETESSES, AND CHOIRS THAT ARE FEW AND FAR FROM IN BETWEEN ONE ANOTHER. I COULD GO FOR A ROCK AND ROLL ALBUM LIKE THE ONES OF THE ROCK AND ROLL BAND PUSSY RIOT OR EVEN A RAP AND HIP-HOP ALBUM BY AYESHA EROTICA ENTITLED WHERE IS THAT 🦫 DAMN BABY. I AM WATCHING BISSONET ON TUBI RIGHT NOW BEFORE I TRY ANY NEW UBER EATS RESTAURANTS. I WOULDN'T JUST DISCOUNT ANY ARTISTS BECAUSE NO HAS EVER HEARD THE MESSAGE.
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UBER EATS HAS MOVIES 🍿 AGAIN, AND NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ELSE. I WATCH MOVIES ON THE TUBI APP FOR NETWORK 🛜 TELEVISION 📺. I WATCH ONE MOVIE EVERY NIGHT AT 11:00 P.M., AND I NEVER GET MAD WITH LATE NIGHT HYPE WITHOUT SAYING WHO SAID IT FIRST. IN THE APPROPRIATE MOVIE, HER HUSBAND'S ENEMY, NO ONE TELLS DRAYA HOW MANY TIMES HER FRIENDS NEVER BRING HER TO A NIGHT CABARET OR TELL HER WHO SHE IS DATING. HONEYBEE 🐝 JOAN CRAWFORD CAN'T PUT A FINGER ON THE SIDE ACTION AFTER DRAYA SETS A LONELY ANNIVERSARY TABLE TO HER CHAGRIN.
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