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robert evans continuing to be my hero

#zelda #legend of zelda #loz #tloz #link #happy pride month #pride month never ends

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This has precedent too because he actually does put on a disguise that bad in the Xmas special and Zim is completely fooled by it.

Funniest way for Dib to disguise himself as an Irken would be to do it literally the exact same way as Zim. Just split his cowlick in two to make it look like antenna and put in some Irken-style contacts and he's done. He doesn't adopt Irken-style clothing or try to hide any of his alien features except his eyes. Anybody asks why he's not green and has ears sticking out of his head, he just says "It's a skin condition". Even he can't believe it works, and Zim is seething because now he knows how Dib felt all those years. Like, "Really? No one sees through that? SMH I'm so embarrassed by my species right now."

#invader zim

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Thinking about Dib growing up surrounded by guys who can't wait to lose their virginity at the first opportunity and being told he's a loser because girls aren't interested in him. But when he finally has an opportunity to have sex with someone, he turns them down because he doesn't want to lose his virginity just for the sake of losing it. He wants his first time to be with someone special, even if another chance won't come along for a long, long time, if it ever does. But then one day, Zim makes a move on him, and acting purely on instinct, not thinking about it at all, he goes all the way with him. It's only afterwards, when the post-nut clarity hits, that he contemplates whether he just wasted his first time on an impulsive fuck with someone he doesn't even like, or if Zim was really that "special someone" he was holding out for all along.

#invader zim #zadr #nsfw

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#cats #kitties #kitter-pies #cute things

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I love how the Default Generic Situation to put Zim in (when he’s in disguise, at least) is always ‘grossed out by cafeteria food’.

I just see this and think "ah, yes, it is the Zim in his natural habitat..."

#invader zim #autistic alien show

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Tired: Tak couldn’t hypnotize Zim because that device just doesn’t work on Irkens. And she can’t hypnotize Dib and Gaz because they’re just too Smart. Wired: Tak’s device depends on the target looking her in the eyes to work and every IZ main character is far too Autistic to actually make eye-contact.

#invader zim #autistic alien show #my poor autistic son

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#invader zim

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Sunny paradise ☀️🫒

#Reylo #rey #kylo ren #ben solo #star wars

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#ai #fuck ai #taylor swift

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#questions that make you reevaluate your puritanical upbringing

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Swap AU team!

#invader zim

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

#untrue #my girl kitty #doesn't need food to fall in love with a human #she's a giant cuddle slut #she'll snuggle up with anyone

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Sleepy boys 💤

For @neskiq <3

#Invader Zim #ZADR

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#OMGGGOMGGGOMGGGGOMGGGGGG#dude can i yoink this idea for a fic im writing this goes HARD#fav#writing inspo#stuff with no name but im still workin on

You're always welcome to use my fic concepts, because I can never be bothered to write fanfic myself.

Thinking about Irk having an underground community of "defectives" who do things like engage in interpersonal relationships, create art, grow plants, criticize the government, and partake in other aspects of existence that Irkens are supposed to have evolved beyond the need for. Zim and Dib go there with Dib disguised as an Irken and they end up at the Irken equivalent of a gay club where Irkens are able to be openly affectionate and romantic with each other. Everyone thinks they're on a date and when Dib denies it the waiter tells Zim "I'm sorry you're date is too stupid to realize you're on a date".

#i can barely muster up the motivation to work on my original stuff #invader zim

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When your human bf has nightmares, offer your PAK as a night light

#Invader Zim #ZADR

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Funniest way for Dib to disguise himself as an Irken would be to do it literally the exact same way as Zim. Just split his cowlick in two to make it look like antenna and put in some Irken-style contacts and he's done. He doesn't adopt Irken-style clothing or try to hide any of his alien features except his eyes. Anybody asks why he's not green and has ears sticking out of his head, he just says "It's a skin condition". Even he can't believe it works, and Zim is seething because now he knows how Dib felt all those years. Like, "Really? No one sees through that? SMH I'm so embarrassed by my species right now."

#invader zim

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#all starins of radical feminism are terfy#all radical feminism is extremely bioessentialist#and has been always#but yes everything else

All bio-essentialism inevitably reaches the ultimate conclusion that certain groups of people are genetically predisposed to evil and must therefore either be eradicated or subjugated and kept on a short leash where they can serve whatever purpose the new ruling social class might find them useful for, but lack any autonomy because they cannot be trusted with it.

This isn't even a hidden component of radical feminism you need to read between the lines in order to see. It's right there, in Valerie Solanas's SCUM Manifesto, the work that gave birth to radical feminism.

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

#radical feminism #is just another form of #purity culture #it's never just one group of people that end up being the dehumanized scapegoats of the ideology #it always turns into an ever shrinking box #of what a person can and cannot be #to fit into someone's ideal vision of utopia #if your not a man or a trans women #then they'll come after you for not presenting and behaving in the singularly correct way they think cis women are supposed to #you're always going to be either too masculine or mimicking masculine behaviors #or too stereotypically feminine and therefore playing into masculine desires and expectations