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Asexual moment #4629648:

My friend (who knows I’m ace and dislike sex but I don’t mind talking/joking about it) was telling me about a sexual encounter she had recently, and she got to the part where pants were coming off.

And without thinking, I was like “even if I did like sex, I feel like someone whipping out their genitals would be such a turn off.”

She gave me a blank stare and was like… “that’s literally the whole point. So basically even if you weren’t ace, you’d still be ace?”

And I guess that’s the most asexual thing I’ve ever said?

#asexual #ace #lgbtqai #lgbtpride #lgbt

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It’s funny when transphobes say being trans is an illness and trans ppl need therapy. Like bitch you don’t think I went to therapy? I told my therapist I identified as a trans man and she was like “okay let me update your name and pronouns for my notes! Here are some great resources for trans people! Have you thought about coming out to your loved ones or do you need more time?”

Like that’s all you got, transphobe? Telling me to do something I already did, which actually affirmed the very identity you’re trying to erase? It’s almost poetic.

#lgbtqai #lgbtpride #lgbt #lgbtq #transgender #ftm pride #trans

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Hey it’s me, the person who disappears from tumblr for like months and then randomly pops up again.

Since the last time I used this app, I’ve come to recognize myself as a trans guy, and my name is Joey (he/him).

Ok probably gonna disappear again lol

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#marvel #morbius

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Corporations to employees: the employee handbook states that you must give management a minimum of three days notice if you are trading shifts with a coworker.

Also corporations to employees:

#corporate america #corporations #America #merica

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To the corporation I only applied to work for because I’ve worked there before and didn’t even like it but you’ve slightly raised the wage (still not a living wage, mind you) and I probably haven’t heard back because of the horrible (but justified) reviews I left when I quit but I need to pay my bills ASAP:

I thought you were desperate. You were short staffed when I left and judging by the fact that you still have an ad on Indeed six months later, you’re still short staffed. You don’t like my tattoos or piercings, or how pizza parties and silly sock days aren’t enough to make me feel appreciated. I don’t like your shitty pay, entitled customers, or rules forcing me to wear long sleeves to hide my tattoos. You don’t want me to work there and I don’t want to work there. But you need employees and I need money. Beggars can’t be choosers.

#capitalism #corporate america #fuck capitalism

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Literally me rn (cause I made this meme instead of sleeping)

#bipolar #mental health memes

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Haven’t made an ace meme in a while

#asexual #ace #lgbtqai

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Don’t mind me, just holding the microphone for Josh from Badflower.

He crowd surfed right when the video ends but I couldn’t record it because I needed both hands to hold him up 🤷🏻‍♀️

#badflower #still can’t believe I touched his butt #I had an overwhelming urge to poke him in the belly #cause he was standing over me with no shirt

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*watching a movie with my niece*

*people kiss on the screen*

Her 5yo ass and my aroace ass, simultaneously:

EWWW! Kissing! Gross!

#aroace #aromantic #asexual

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its ace week that means you have to give me $20 thats the rules

#I know it was last week #so I’ll settle for 10

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OUAT headcanon:

Moana and Maui are in Storybrooke. And they run Storybrookes tattoo shop!!

#ouat #once upon a time #this headcanon has been on my heart lately #it makes sense ok

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I was literally reading this exact post and then my coworker saw me looking at my phone and here’s the conversation that ensued:

Coworker: lol are u texting ur bf?

Me: ew no

Coworker: oh, gf?

Me: ew no

Coworker: no one? why not?

Me: cause I don’t want to

and if that literally doesn’t prove op’s point idk what will lol

What I want to do: tell people I’m asexual so it’s out of the way and they can stop assuming I’m allosexual

What I don’t want to do: give a 5 minute explanation of what asexuality is followed by a 10 minute debate on whether or not it’s actually a real thing followed by yet another another 10 minutes of uncomfortable questions as they continue to try and disprove my sexuality to me 

#asexual #aromantic #aroace #lgbtqai

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I am literally incapable of listening to anything other that Ince Nine Kills rn

Does anyone else get musical hyperfixations? Like you can only listen to one song or one artist?

#ice nine kills

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I cannot tell y’all how excited I was to fill out this exit survey after I left a low-paying job that treated me like shit😂

#capitalism #stick it to the man #corporate america #minimum wage

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Alligator Loki is my new reason to live

#loki disney+ #loki spoilers

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Had to make a little addition to my player handbook

#dnd #tfawts