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All those years I appreciated hugh jackman as wolverine, but now that I‘ve seen xmen 97 (and the classic series again) all I want is a feral, short king with 1:1 width to height body ratio.

#short king wolverine my beloved #I am 5 inches taller than comic canon wolverine #as god intended #comic panels with him and ororo standing side by side? #WOOF #wolverine #xmen

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listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

#FUCK...a decade ago??? #wtnv #welcome to night vale #text post

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ive asked this a million times but my dumb ass has forgotten the answers and also tumblrs search function sucks so i ask yall once again:

ill tag it this time so i dont lose it

#US southeast #Ive got kin from Florida to Kentucky that have used this phrase #ive also heard it said: #The Devils beating his wife behind closed doors #hyperspecific polls

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss has so much potential for hijinks #Two many beds? make a mattress fort #writing prompt #reference #writing #writing inspiration #text post

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I'm sorry, Gambit? In a crop-top???? hELLO?! JESUS FRIED FUCK

were any of you fuckers gonna tell me they put Gambit in a crop top, or was I just supposed to find that out from a spoiler filled post on Twitter?!

#hhhnnghh #christ almighty #I literally have a fever right now this was the last thing i needed #gambit #xmen 97 #text post #image #personal

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I'm sorry, Gambit? In a crop-top???? hELLO?! JESUS FRIED FUCK

were any of you fuckers gonna tell me they put Gambit in a crop top, or was I just supposed to find that out from a spoiler filled post on Twitter?!

#christ almighty #hELP #I literally have a fever right now this was the last thing i needed #gambit #xmen 97 #FUCK #text post #personal

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We were a little outside the path of totality for the Solar Eclipse today, but I got to see most of the sun get eclipsed. It covered all but a fairly thin crescent, so it was still really cool!

Now back to my regularly scheduled programming! (Existing at the Lowest Energy Level Possible.)

#solar eclipse #eclipse 2024 #text post #personal

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Boris “The Grey Bastard” (Grey Cat) wouldn’t even be on Anon. He’d be starting fights on main, cyber bullying, trolling, the works.

Natasha “Screamy Baby” (B&W Tuxedo and Boris’s Sister) would be that really entitled mf on Anon, making rude demands of artists/writers.

Missy “Precious Old Lady” (The fattest Snowshoe Siamese in the South) would really just lurk and like posts. If she sends any ask/DM it’ll be on Anon because she’s super shy and anxious, and it’ll be the sweetest ask/DM you get all week.

do you think your pet would send anon hate?

yes

no

i dont have a pet

#Boris is an asshole #If I ignore him he will go and bitch slap Missy until I yell at him #he is a firm believer in even bad attention is still attention #my cats #catblr #poll #photo #image

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Boop :3🩷

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It's not perfect, but it looks cool af, anyway

#one point perspective #art #my art #digital art #paint tool sai

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#april fools 2024 #april fool's day #boop o meter #image

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#psssst hey...click on the cat in the boop o meter #april fools 2024 #april fool's day #boop o meter #image

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HOW DO YOU SEND AN EVIL BOOP??

On PC, hover over the boop button like you're gonna do a Super Boop, but let the paw spin exactly three times then click and it should be an Evil Boop. 😈❤️🐾

#april fools 2024 #april fool's day #evil boop

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That same friend just dropped this in the Discord Chat.

Kid Buu-p and Super Buu-p.

In a voice chat, telling a friend that doesn't have tumblr all about the various boop memes I've seen today, when he suggested this one.

7-Mile Long Boop Tunnel.

#boop meme #meme #april fools day #april fools 2024 #boop o meter #DBZ #image

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In a voice chat, telling a friend that doesn't have tumblr all about the various boop memes I've seen today, when he suggested this one.

7-Mile Long Boop Tunnel.

#boop meme #meme #april fools day #april fools 2024 #boop o meter

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#feel free to spam me if youre working for your 1000 boops #boop meme #april fools day #april fools 2024 #boop o meter #lmfao #meme #image

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also have the tumblr paws i took through inspect element for all ur silly purposes

#for anyone else that wants the cat paws for meme-ing purposes #boop o meter #paws #april fools 2024 #april fools day #image #cat paws