grayh0und777

[grayh0und777]

If I dont get a sweet little treat soon Im going to commit atrocities

#menstration is ruining my life #god gives his heaviest flows to his broest of dudes #sweet treats #I swear to god #im so hungry #please lawd #shitpost

[grayh0und777]

Guys I haven't updated my bucky barnes x reader fanfic in a while I think the ao3 girlies are hunting me

#im obsessed with bucky barnes its genuinely a problem #is this what steve rogers felt like? #sebastian stan give me a chance #just hear me out #ao3 #ao3 writer #marvel fanfiction #shitpost #funny #love a dilf #please god help me #theyre getting close #im in danger

[grayh0und777]

I'm not downloading the app. I only use tumblr on my computer the way god intended.

#mentally and physically a sixty five year old man #god did not intend this #this hellsite was not in the bible #gay people were tho #lmao #i miss my wife tails #shitpost

[grayh0und777]

I cant stop playing stardew valley someone please help me

#stardew valley #i love my little farm #fuck yeah baby #parsnips

[grayh0und777]

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

[grayh0und777]

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

[grayh0und777]

tbh I do not understand this website, idc if hashtags r cringe, this is my personal diary and I'll do as I please

#hashtag #the internet is basically my diary and you're forced to listen to me read it aloud like shitty slam poetry #im fucking hilarious #i am my target audience #i dont care if you laugh or not #i only care if I laughed #shitpost #funny #ahahahhaha

[grayh0und777]

Unironically writing fanfiction as writing practice is incredibly freeing. The little gay kid who used to read Wattpad 24/7 is having the time of her life rn

#fanfic #to be cringe is to be free #marvel #marvel fanfiction #obviously its bucky barnes x reader #what else would i write about? #writing #writers on tumblr #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #wattpad #idiot #gay #writing practice

[grayh0und777]

Computers aren't as fun as an adult. What do you mean Cool Math Games isn't "work appropriate"? Wtf else am I supposed to do????

#shitpost #cool math games #uuhhhh #funny #adult work #is bullshit #I want to play silly little games #booooo #computer

[grayh0und777]

Why is everything so expensive, what do you mean I have to make my own bread because I can’t afford to buy any? What is this the fucking 1800s?

#AHHHHHHHH #i’m dying #late stage capitalism is the reason I want to kms #haha just kidding #except i’m not #why am I forced to bake bread #I’m not medieval #I just want bread

[grayh0und777]

Just downloaded hinge for the first time guys I’m scareddddd do I put my social security number on my profile r no

#online dating #i’m scared #i’m just a little guy #they said I should be intimate #identify theft as a form of flirting #anyways… #funny #hinge dating app

[grayh0und777]

"i would totally survive the apocalypse" -> guy who would die on the spot if he saw unshaved female armpit

[grayh0und777]

yall with adhd or autism or such ever just get…. bored. like so Painfully bored. like its not “oh hehe i was so bored and i made this” to flex or “oh im so bored bc i have nothing to do” but like a “i am physically incapable of ending this horrible understimulation with any activity i might attempt” and its genuinely fucking painful

[grayh0und777]

Why are there so many fictional cops called Decker? Who are these people? Who was the first? And for the love of god, who will be the last?

#acab1312 #why #please god why #drowning in the decker #make it stop #agent decker #agent decker must be stopped #are you the one to do it? #funny