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guys don’t listen to alvvays while thinking abt ur favourite boys because you will end up crying (i’m shedding a solitary big boy tear rn)

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Bet when Araki doesn't know what stand a new character should have, he hits shuffle on Spotify.

#hirohiko araki #araki #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #anime

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DAMIAN WAYNE HEADCANONS !!!

ah, love of my life. this man right here got me years ago into learning more about the batfam and now here i am. you can say it’s kind of his fault. anyways,,, no one asked for this but my brain did. 

requests are open! hit that anon button and tell me your idea!

warnings: swearing, hadn’t been proof-read.

damian’s head is a MESS. don’t get me wrong, the guy is a little genius, but imagine the chaos of languages he has – arab, english, chinese, i’m a hundred percent he knows russian, urdu is nanda parbat’s official language… 

because of this (^^) he just sometimes shuts down and stays silent. he can’t even think.

he loves all animals but he can’t handle insects. jason found out, and damian bribed him with a collectors special edition of classical books. nobody must know his weaknesses.

he writes in cursive, i have no clues but also no doubts.

words are difficult for him, that’s why he talks the way he does – so professionally, like he is from another age. 

can stand tim (in small amounts) but no longer they will always have an intellectual rivalry – it’s probably more from damian’s side rather than tim’s.

he still feels like he has to hide that he looks up to dick.

damian searched what fanfiction was. he’s scarred for life now. 

he’s straight up bored of paparazzi. he’ll go lady gaga on their ass and stare at the ones that are hidden in a bush trying to take pictures of him in secret.

also he will go full cole sprouse on the people trying to take pictures on him while he’s walking through gotham (this means he will snap pictures of the civilians before they snap a picture of him. camera duels, that’s the name)

listens to A LOT of music. everything his siblings listen to, he does too. classical music is his favorite, however. (also enjoys jazz).

taking care of his animals and his duties as robin are his favorite activities.

doesn’t understand social media, but still uses it. he’s too stubborn to admit he’s bad handling that.

too lazy to figure out how to cook, but if he tried in the slightest, he would be an amazing cook.

damian is an incredibly fast learner. it amazes the fuck out of bruce how many new things he can learn in just one day. 

he grows to be an actually very kind person, but his snarky remarks and dry humor never disappears.

likes the addams family. what a surprise.

doesn’t get horror/slasher movies. he keeps getting bored and doesn’t react to the jumpscares. jason says he is dead inside, which everyone agreed on.

they don’t know (^^) that damian is making a superhuman effort to not kick someone when the jumpscares occur because this little guy has his senses to the maximum all the time.

can’t be bothered unless someone is being ignorant or trashing about his family. he’s the only one that trashes about his family >:(

texts like a grandpa but at least he knoews what’s happening (most of the times)

like jason, damian has been kicked out of the wayne family chat numerous times.

has an elderly person soul except for when he’s fighting. then he’s a vicious little shit-

plays piano. no, i will not elaborate.

will correct your grammar in a condescending tone of voice.

“don’t patronaze me.” @ everyone.

has general knowledge about a shit ton of things. and since he doesn’t know how to properly socialize (canon) will spill those facts in order to start a conversation during galas.

has threatened the police – 10/10 will do it again.

damian couldn’t care less about gossip but since he’s a good listener he always ends up knowing the tea about  E V E R Y T H I N G.

cocky bastard. that’s it, that’s all i’m saying.

he has no idea how to handle compliments. it still makes him freeze whenever someone says he’s cute or has pretty eyes.

“no.” (damian’s answer every time someone calls him cute).

believes in soulmates and in love at first sight, not as a superficial concept but as a ‘i’m clicking and mystically attracted to this person rewardless of their looks’.

reads A LOT.

never as much as jason, and also he doesn’t just read like narrative books – he reads those thick books about how to do things, biographys, and studies about subjects he randomly knows about.

barely sleeps, if he ever does. 

sleep is for the weak™

(^^) proceeds to randomly fall asleep during patrols or family dinners.

acts like a brat but he actually isn’t – it’s so complicated to explain, i hope someone just gets it.

at 17 he’s taller than dick and almost as tall as jason. suck it, @ everyone who mocked his height.

jon kent is his Best Friend™

(^^) damian told me himself.

he’s very handsome (canon lolz)

no but like, i mean, he will actually be one of those men you think ‘good fucking lord, he’s handsome’

damian thinks selina is cool.

has a lot of anger and frustration inside. it calms him down knowing jason also has problems like those because it makes him feel more… normal.

because normal is something damian would have liked to feel if he hadn’t been conceived to be perfect.

he would love six of crows – would really like kaz brekker.

secretly enjoys the ya genre, will never admit it out loud.

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Bat characters as my pets: pt 1

Nightwing, with literal wings.

#dick grayson #richard grayson #nightwing #conure #birdblr #dc fanart

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Presenting Dick Grayson as a tiktok I liked:

Except its like 60 second sketches of Dick in a batman tee, a pink hair bobble and his mask he forgot to take off in the drive through.

I am fucking mortified right now.

Um there's this thing in maccas where you can fill out a survey and get a voucher for £1.99. Um so I filled out the survey online because I'm a f*cking cheap bitch- I want my f*cking discounts.

And they said do you want the code emailed to you or you can just screenshot it. And I screenshotted it because I don't want f*cking spam in my email from Maccas.

So... I went through the drive through and said, "hey I've got this voucher thing" and obviously I had a screenshot of it so it was in my photos. So I gave her the phone to look at, just so she could like scan it.

AND MY GIRL DOES NOT JUST SCAN IT! She opens it, and for some reason, taps out of it! and so it opened- you know when all the pictures come up in your gallery? Well SHE SAW THAT and she was like "UHH!" and turns back.

So I was like "what?" And took the phone, and there was a photo of me giving...

* sighs * I know she saw it, I know she f*cking saw it bro, the look on her face- I've never seen anything like it.

This poor girl didn't even sign up to see me giving someone- I can't even say it on video- giving someone... sloppy top.

Link to the tiktok:

#dick grayson #richard grayson #batfamily #fcked up #mcdonalds #tiktok #dc fanart #fanart #quick sketch

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Damian if Dick became a dad.

#damian wayne #dick grayson #richard grayson #batfamily

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HE'S MEANT TO BE STRETCHING NOT LOOKING TIED UP

Idk what to make of this sketch. Does he look pregnant? Why? Why can't I draw buff men? Is this some sort of reflection to my mind?

#dick grayson #richard grayson #quick sketch #help im scared #very pink #i hate this

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Old whumptober collections are the only thing keeping me sane.

#whumptober #fanfic #ao3 writer

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I'd like to imagine that Dick got in trouble for fighting in school at least once, no matter how much importance Bruce placed in not engaging with bullies.

Anyways, quick sketch of him waiting for Bruce to pick him up after getting week long suspension.

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc batman #dc fanart #quick sketch #richard grayson #wayne family adventures #injury #headcanon

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welcome to tumblr, grey! <3

realistically do you think dick would like cheese? and yeah. i know. dick cheese, very funny. but think about it. is he one of those cheese prudes that don’t like horror movies and embarrass their friends by ordering cheeseless pizzas, or does he keep buy babybell in bulk and store it in his fridge?

Hmh this has opened a whole world of discussion but to keep it short, Dick enjoys cheese moderately. He dislikes all the complicated names for different cheeses which to him, taste practically the same - much to the disappointment of Alfred. However, he is a cheese lover ally and whenever those... those... supposed humans (I see no humanity from them) who hate cheese share their cheese hating propaganda, he rises to defend cheese lovers world wide. Sometimes, when he's in a fun mood, he'll order extra cheese on pizza or pack a babybell in his tool belt. But when he's at his lowest, his friends and family look upon him in horror as he lies in bed in 4 day old sweats and raging exhaustion, digging into a tub of cream cheese with no regard to anyone on Earth.

Hope that answers your question and opens a curtain to my current headspace! <3

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Damian: Can you sing me a song to help me sleep?

Jason: Sure.

Jason: *clears throat*

Jason: I LOVE BAD BITCHES—

Bruce, from the other room: JASON!

Jason: Twinkle twinkle little star—

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give us back drama queen nightwing

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Damian Loving His Family HCs

Damian pretends that switching Tim's coffee out for decafe is a prank to mess with him, when really he does it because he's worried about Tim's caffine intake.

Damian made sure to memorize the exact way Alfred tucked blankets around his family members when he found them sleeping so that when he does it, his family just assumes it was Alfred.

Damian knows that music is something that helps calms Bruce down when he's stressed so he will make sure to practice his violin where his father can hear him.

When Damian has trouble sleeping, he will often go around the Manor tidying/dusting/washing things so that Alfred has less work to do in the mornings.

Damian often makes up excuses for Jason to babysit his various animals because he noticed that they help with his brother's stress and anxiety.

Damian made Dick a coupon book for his birthday. Said coupons include "free 60 second hug" a "free forhead/cheek kiss" and a "trip to any so called 'fun' location provided adequate time is given to prepare mentally for the ordeal".

Damian will intentionally rope Duke into "youngest sibling shenanigans" in attempts to make him feel more at home in the Manor.

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Screaming. Shaking. I feel horrified.

It's the steam coming out of his nipple as well.

#dcscaringmeasalways

#dick grayson #babs gordon