haikyuu-quotes-and-stuff

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kageyama: where's hinata?

tsukishima: off somewhere disappointing jesus

#haikyuu!! #incorrect quotes #kageyama #hinata #tsukishima #jesus #disappointment

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sugawara: hinata what happened?

hinata: [sobbing] idk why don’t you ask tsuki

suga: tsukishima what did you do?

tsukishima: he sneezed and i accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of bless you

suga: 

suga: how could you even say that by accident?

hinata: i know right?

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sugawara: asahi, nishinoya would throw himself infront of a train for you

daichi: actually nishinoya would throw himself in front of a train for fun

asahi: ˚‧º·(˃̣̣̥o˂̣̣̥)‧º·

#haikyuu!! #incorrect quotes #sugawara #nishinoya #daichi #asahi #train

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karasuno: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

daichi: we have food at home

karasuno: *booing*

fukurodani: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

akaashi: *pulls into the drive-thru*

fukurodani: *cheering*

akaashi: one black coffee please

aoba jōsai: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

oikawa: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!

#haikyuu!! #incorrect quotes #karasuno #daichi #nekoma #akaashi #aoba jōsai #oikawa #mcdonalds

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kuroo: in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

yaku: lev, how tall are you?

#haikyuu!! #incorrect quotes #kuroo #yaku #lev #height #stupidity

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*before a game*

sugawara: nervous?

hinata: yes

sugawara: first time?

hinata: no i've been nervous lots of times

#haikyuu!! #incorrect quotes #sugawara #hinata #nervous

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kageyama: listen. i messed up and i need someone to vent to. someone who will listen to me and not judge me.

tsukishima: and you came to ME?

#haikyuu!! #incorrect quotes #kageyama #tsukishima #vent

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hinata : sugawara-san tsuki called me an idiot

sugawara : apologise tsuki

tsukishima : im sorry you’re an idiot

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kenma : don’t worry. i’ve got all the power we need to defeat them.

kuroo : the power to believe in myself?

kenma : no. a knife

kenma : stab them

kuroo : kenma no.

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sugawara : hinata what do you have?

hinata : a knife

sugawara : nooooo!!

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kageyama: hinata ur like an angel without wings

hinata: … so like a person???

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bokuto: so you know i was taking a shower right?

akaashi: no but go on

bokuto: so i tripped and tried to grab the water

akaashi: … 

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*alarm rings at 7 in the morning*

kenma: damn i can’t wait to go to bed

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yamaguchi: *being a news reporter* and now for the weather

tsukkishima: COLD WET & MISERABLE

yamaguchi: thank you tsukki

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tsukishima: hinata why are you crying

yamaguchi: i’m just cutting some onions

tsuki: … those are potatoes

yama: just leave me alone ಥ_ಥ

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nishinoya: well we’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

ennoshita: i’ve witnessed the dumb stuff

tsukishima: i’ve recorded the dumb stuff

hinata: i’ve joined you guys in the dumb stuff

daichi: i’ve tried to stop you guys from doing the dumb stuff please stop T^T

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sugawara: where’s hinata

tsukishima: off somewhere disappointing jesus