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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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To the ppl that can drink a four loko without making a face ur psycho and I love u let’s be friends
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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You that friend group in high school who all had anger issues and you could never figure out why they r friends but u never messed w any of them for the fear of angering them.
Yeah that’s me and my two main best friends.
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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My friends ask me why I practically live at the gym from mid January to the day before I leave for spring break every year and I simply said it’s bc while I’m at the beach on spring break where there’s hot girls the only thing a eat is a BBQ cheeseburger coconut shrimp fries with vinegar and a pina colada for every single meal while I’m there plus ice cream. It’s called balance I practically kill Myself at the gym and eat healthy for 2 months and then I live it up with fried food for a week and gain it all back.
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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not to turn u on or anything but i won't leave u when things get hard
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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I just wanna be in love
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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How did you learn you adhd I’ll go first: my mom used to give me Benadryl as a toddler to go to sleep but it made me hyper. Yes I am 19 years old and never been diagnosed.
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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Charlie puth is the music industry’s version of Tom holland. Both have fans but to everyone else they kinda just exist and no one besides their fans will go out of the way to see or listen to any of their stuff. I said what I said
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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I crave an emotional connection before I ever crave a sexual one. I want you to stimulate my brain before anything else, because nothing turns me on more than having an emotional connection and a good vibe.
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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Update it’s been 3 months and it’s still all I want and still don’t have
I just redownloaded this app just to say:
I JUST WANNA FALL ASLEEP WITH A TITTY IN ONE HAND AND THE OTHER TITTY IN MY MOUTH.
Is that too much to ask for
Okay I will be deleting this app again
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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Update her marriage ended 3 weeks after the wedding bc she can’t keep her legs closed sooooooooo.
4 am thoughts
Ever since I heard you were engaged you’ve been on my mind 24/7 even in my sleep like I deadass had a fucking dream about you about us like what the fuck. I honestly thought I was over you but this whole quarantine thing got me thinking, thinking bout everything stuck in my thoughts. It’s like everytime I move on it’s like you suck me back in and the worst part is you haven’t said a single word to me in months. Sometimes I look back at our memories and just randomly smile and in the back of my mind I know u don’t think of them anymore, in the back of my mind I know all of our memories are being replaced by your new friends and new man. I just wonder sometimes do you think of me do you ever think of all the times we had the memories did you delete our pictures on you phone. Do you hate me for the way I fell off the face of your world. Are you happy with how your life is going. You know when you came home that one time I had to pass your house to pick up my cousin and I saw you outside and it took everything in me to not pull into your driveway to say hi or get one final hug the only option I had was to floor it as soon as I saw ur little 4’11 self sitting on the bed of your dads truck and I thought I was completely over you but the quarantine has got me thinking... thinking a lot about if I’m ready to date or do I just miss affection from someone.
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halbijohn57 · 2 years
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Having your best friend be your platonic soulmate is the best feeling man
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halbijohn57 · 3 years
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halbijohn57 · 3 years
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I just redownloaded this app just to say:
I JUST WANNA FALL ASLEEP WITH A TITTY IN ONE HAND AND THE OTHER TITTY IN MY MOUTH.
Is that too much to ask for
Okay I will be deleting this app again
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halbijohn57 · 3 years
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*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*
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halbijohn57 · 3 years
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“that’s my girl” but while you’re cumming
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halbijohn57 · 3 years
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