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Welcome to my little✨Convince-Suguru-Challenge!✨

Help Gojo make some compelling moral arguments!!

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Can you run doom?

Theoretically, any smarter people than me out there, could you run doom on an android? (Robot person, not the software)

#questions #3am thoughts #answer my question #android #and clones too ig? #tumblr please #maybe answer op’s poll too #cock and balls

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Day 1 of going to the gym to get a body physique that can get Gojo Satoru pregnant

#i can do anything #i will get there eventually #i need him #gojo satoru #will be the death of me #mpreg #geto move aside he’s mine now #he will be mine #jjk satoru #jjk #he is my roman empire #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #satorugojo

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You want me to break your heart ? No ? Too late I don't care.

Imagine Satoru going into Suguru's room after the KFC breakup, looking for answers because he doesn't understand why his one and only became a mass murderer like that. In the bin, he finds a note, he reads it. It's written "Reasons to Stay VS Reasons to Leave" and there's an equal number of things on both parts.

But under the Staying list, there's a word written in big letter and circled too many times.

SATORU.

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If you ask me what it is that I stay up all night thinking about, it’s how Suguru might have left Satoru, but Satoru never left Suguru.

#please tell i’m not the only one #they are my roman empire #gege why #satosugu #geto suguru #gojo satoru #gege when i catch you gege #jjk #why god why #yearning hours #why

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morning..

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my beautiful pouty princess with mental illness and gay tendencies please come back to me... I can't do this without you..

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Think about Gojo “born to Shojo, forced to Shonen” Satoru a lot lately

#he is so pretty #i love him #i love gojo #he is the #ikemen #the world needs #why must life be so cruel #give him back #gege why #gege when i catch you gege #gojo satoru #geto move aside he’s mine now #jujutsu kaisen #jjk gojo #jjk satoru #satorugojo #blue eyed king #i miss you #hes so bbg #daddy come home

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I think of Suguru Geto and suddenly all of my thoughts turn into those of an Italian grandma that lost her son to working in the mafia, smoking a cigarette in my balcony as I stare off into the sunset, a single tear running down my wrinkly cheek

#Why #Why did you do it Little Johnny #geto suguru #jjk #yearning hours

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Ryan Gosling performing I’m just Ken at the Oscar’s has awakened something deep inside of me, and I’m not sure what to do about it

#Something about men wearing Sparkly Bright pink suits #Why is that man so attractive??? #like holy shit #honestly #he can get it #the barbie movie #is so good #barbie #the oscars #ryan gosling #greta gerwig

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Had a flashback of my ex, gonna go drink paint water and wine mixed together

#why god why #never again #kill my mind #please please please #i hate everything #never go on tiktok and look at the comments if you don’t want to be reminded of your failed E-Relationship

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If Satosugu were cats, Satoru would be a Khao Manee and Suguru would be one of those stray cats that just happen to look expressive

#and you can’t convince me otherwise #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk #they are my roman empire

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Satosugu is the reason I’m becoming an alcoholic

#satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #gege why #gege when i catch you gege #sad hours #one and only #yearning hours #i need to talk about it #or ill die

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How am I supposed to eat this orange in peace when

exists

#satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #right person not enough time #why do i do this to myself #why #gege when i catch you gege

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I like when colors are so vibrant they make my eyes hurt, like, mmm yes push pass my visible color spectrum

#fuck yeah #bright colors