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@jankybones

I saw the sun and moon upgrade story so I wrote a fan fic story. Moon gets shoes tossed at him and yn has technology trouble. lol.

The reason moon tossed the dangerously heavy helium was the virus and he slammed the projector cuz it was old and broken anyways and he was also trying to entertain the kids while they waited.

A day in the daycare.

“Hey sun! Where’s moon?” Sun sighed. “He has a headache again so he’s going to rest upstairs till Nap time.” The kids looked sad. “Can we wake him up by shouting good morning like we do with you when you’re still charging and it’s playtime?” Sun put a finger to his lips. “Nooo! He needs his rest. The new Helpi antivirus is just making it worse so he needs all the rest he can get!”

A kid took his shoe off and punted it as hard as he could. It went flying into sun and moons room way up right as yn left the bathroom. You know how if you go into a school gym there’s all those balls in the rafters? Kids can kick hard. There was a yelp. The shoe floated down on a helium balloon a minute later. Un and sun turned to the kid. “We just said DONT BOTHER HIM LET HIM REST”.

The kids put pieces together and you could see the gears turning in their lil heads. “So if we get a shoe up there we get a balloon?” Sun and yn rushed from time out. Sun stopped theee kids and yn got a kid before their shoes were off. Two other kids got their shoes off. One, an older kid, punted it hard. It slammed against the curtain frame of the room above the pit. It landed on the balcony. A shaky blue and silver hand reached out and took the shoe. It floated down on a helium balloon with a note thst read “ it was funny once. Please stop before you hit me in the head”.

The kid was grabbed by sun but another one got free. They thought maybe a loud noise would get moon to come out. They popped one of the balloons. POW. Half the kids started crying. Moon stepped out on the balcony. The older kid took the opportunity to kick his other shoe. He hit it square with his foot and it went flying right into moons noggin.

Moons eyes turned red and a big heavy tank of helium went flying out of the balcony. Sun caught it. “YOU WANT BALLOONS? MAKE EM YOURSELF”. Moon stormed back into the rooms above the pit. Sun pit everyone in time out and went to check on moon.

Yn was taking care of a babies diaper and trying to settle the other crying kids. The older kid pulled out a soda and a mentos while yns back was turned, yn focusing on settling the baby and getting a new diaper on. The other kids settled down immediately and gathered around to watch the older kid.

The older kid put an entire roll of mentos in this huge bottle of soda he pulled out of his backpack. He shoved the entire thing in and put his thumb over the opening and shook it hard. He let it fly and it shot across the room making the kids cry from being scared again. It sailed into sun snd moons room.

There was a loud yelp and sun fell off the balcony. He escorted the hysterical kid to the door. He shoved them out and yelled “AND NEVER COME BACK. Oh sorry about him yn. Do you need help with that diaper?

Soon it was nap time. The kids settled into their mats and sleeping bags and fell asleep. Someone coughed. Moon shushed. “SSH”. Yn dropped their phone and it clattered. “SSH”. The vent squeaked. “SSH”. “Moon that was the vent-“ “SSH”. A kid snored. “SSSH”. “Mooon we can’t sleep when you do dat! Shtaaap!” “SSH”.

The kids woke up and looked at moon. “Aw you owkay?” “Noooo that stupid bear is meddling around and giving me a migraine”. Helpy chimes up from inside moons systems. “I told you it would hurt but I would be able to suppress the virus and (insert tech mumbo jumbo here) the make it go away again. I’m almost done… andddddd… done! That virus has no chance of hurting you now!” Moon stopped holding his head. “Oh? Thank you Helpi! I feel a lot better now”.

“Sun my headache is gone! Yn do you need help with pulling up the movie?” Yn shook their head. “I’m ok but thanks”. The projector turned on. Helpi now had orange eyes. “I can pull up the movie for you. Just get your hands off the keyboard and let me do my thing.” He pulled up a video of a man in a metallic beaten up rabbit costume peering over a little girls shoulder as she played an old arcade game.

Yn quickly overrode Helpi with a bypass code and shut the video down. The computer spat out “I always come back” in a dark creepy voice and then started smoking and shut down. Yn yanked the plug out. The computer calmed down. Yn went to the second computer, Jose’s. They pulled up the passcode Jose had given them. They logged in.

Helpi, with blue eyes, popped up. “My apologies. Somebody replaced the movie file and I got confused”. The kids were dissapointed. “Aww I wanted to watch the rabbit movie”. Yn sighed and pulled up the file Helpi showed them. “You sure this is the correct one”? “Certain”!

“This movie sucks! It had words bouncing around and I can’t even read yet!” Yn sighed. The projector had disconnected. Yn banged a fist on it. It shut off. Moon stepped forward. “Here let me try”. He picked up the projector and slammed it against the floor. He put it back. The movie popped up. “See you just diddnt hit it hard enough”. “MOON NOW THE PROTECTIVE GLASS IS CRACKED”.

Sun made moon sit in time out instead of watching the movie.

#fnaf superstar daycare #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #sunny #moon #yn #x yn

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Iiiii never ever post snd nobody even looks at my shit. But i made fizzaroli sick from sugar

Making fizaroonie sit still

“HEY HEY HEY! Who’s this your meeting with?” Ozzie shoed fizz out his office door. “Someone important. Can I have five minutes please?” Fizz huffed. “I’m goin out shopping. That way I can buy all the things I added to the list but you won’t get me.” Ozz wasn’t paying attention as he was focused on the person. “Don’t you dare leave without an escort. Hiii sorry he’s a handful sometimes. Now what were you saying?”

Fizz grabbed the nearest imp that worked for oz and ran out the door. He leapt in the car and the imp pushed him into the passenger seat. Hell would freeze over before fizz was allowed at the wheel. “Sighhhhh. Where to?” “THE MALL! NOW GUN IT!” “What about the much closer and smaller grocery store?” Fizz blew a raspberry. “That place is boring as fuck and I’m also banned from there for life. Butttttt if I got a disguise… sure why not! All I need is a disguise! Let’s fucking GO!”

While the imp drove, fizz rummaged around in the glove compartment. He pulled out a hoodie of Ozzie’s that said ‘I’m your daddy’. He put it on. He pulled the hood tight. “Perfect!”

Fizz burst into the room with five boxes of ‘hella bomb sugar flakes with dick shaped marshmallows!’ Two were already violently ripped apart and emptied. “Immmmm back!” “Yes sorry one moment. Ok did you remember the milk?” “Fuck the milk I got hot flats!(hells pop tarts)!” “The only thing. The one thing in the list. And you got everything EXEPT MILK, THE ONE THING ON THE LIST”. His neck fur combusted again. “Shit I’m sorry boss! You know me at the store”. “Aren’t you banned from the store? Sorry I have to get back to my client”. “Can I hang out with you? I have nothing better to do and you’re a fun person!” Oz sighed. “Fine but sit still and BE QUIET” he turned back to the bird noble, who was chuckling.

Fizz tore up the last three boxes of cereal very loudly and then started choking. He got on his hands and knees and coughed and coughed. Ozz sprang into action and squeezed him. The cereal spoon went flying. “What have I said about eating too fast”. He turned back to the bird.

Fizz pulled out a sex toy and pleasured himself. He pulled out a mic and started singing. “I’m fizzeroli! My money be rollin! Y’all be falling behind while I’m on the fucking STAGGEEEEE” “SHUTTHE FUCK UP. BE QUIET OR GET THE FUCK OUT”. “Ahem sorry sir I’ll practice my act later”.

Fizz pulled out a pad of paper. “Those lyrics suck anyways. Hmmm every inch of me is on fire… I’m your deepest desire… thst sounds more like a song for my boss. I’m sure oz will love it!” He scribbled away in the corner.

Sugar. SUGAR. SUGAR FUCKING RUSH. That’s what five boxes of cereal will do to you. Fizz shot straight up in the air and ran around the room. “HOO HOO HOOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! IM ON A FUCKING SUGAR HIGH, BITCHES”. He grabbed the naught candy bowl off Ozzie’s desk and ate it in one gulp. “HOO HOO HOO THIS SHIT IS REALLY FUCKED UP NOW, BITCHES”! Fizz climbed up Ozzie and balanced on his head. “I’m king of this FUCKING MOUNTAIN”. Ozzie bit his tongue to try and keep his temper in front of the client and tossed fizz out the door.

Ozz ignored the sound of furniture being torn up and his imps getting terrorized. Fizz burst back in. “Waaaa I don’t feel good” Ozz shoved him aside and ignored him. Fizz blew a raspberry and left.

Fizz came back and he wasn’t bouncing around. He gently tapped ozzys shoulder and ozzy shoved him away again. He tugged on Ozzie’s arm. “I need five minutes I’m wrapping up. Then I can play”. Fizz tugged harder. “Ozzzieeeee”. “I need FIVE MINUTES”. Fizz walked right in front of him looking angry and proceeded to projectile vomit all the sugar he ate across the room. And on Ozz. And the client.

Ozz picked up fizz and placed him outside of the office so he wouldn’t get hurt. He showed the disgruntled owl noble out the door and slammed it. There was a lot of yelling and things smashing. There was what sounded like a wall being punched out and things catching fire. There was a final yell and heavy breathing.

Oz stepped out of his office, all clean cuz he had a spare suit or he used demon magic or shit. “Hey fizz. You ok lil man? Honey? Where’d you go?” Fizz was in the corner of the room infront of another pile of puke. Fizz looked around and the room was empty. He picked up fizz who hugged him tight. “Aw fizz. I’m sorry baby. Cmere bby. I’m sorry.” He teleported to his bedroom and helped fizz clean up and get dressed in his favorite ‘hell doggy’ onsie. “Hey snf Ozz?” “Yes baby?” “Can we do that again sometime? Thst was so much fucking fun!”

#helluva boss #robo fizz #fizzarolli #fizz x ozzie #helluva boss ozzie #helluva fanfiction #helluva fandom

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Sky: this is a wonderful date bf!

Bf: crap I forgot to feed the house and I left my fish unlocked.

#fnf #friday night funkin #fnf incorrect quotes

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SEAL MARSHMALLOWS a bad edit by me

#furry #seals #harp seal #food #cute art #bad art

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POW hehe

#seal #funny #meme

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Haven’t posted shit since forever so here’s beep beep doing a bop

Two perspectives in the same drawing ouch ( front and side). Everything’s fucking front and then I fucking gig the hips side. Well shit.

#furry #protogen #a seariously boopable snoot #burn it with fire

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I’m not fighting you what are you gonna do I’m not fighting you so I’m not getting in trouble

#usa #world news #memes #news meme #russia

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This thing I made because I am now in love with fell sans.

Run.

#underfell #underfell sans #sans #undertale au #ut

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Sky: so bf where do you wanna go for our date?

Bf: oh shit I just remembered i gotta walk the fridge and make sure the dog isn’t running and check that the tap is closed all the way

#fnf incorrect quotes #fnf

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More skeleton pirate stories.

I feel really bad and wish I could just say sorry to @mega-puani. I am so sorry for blowing up at them like that I just I’m sorry there’s no excuse and I’m sorry and could anyone please go tell them how sorry I am?

Bear trying to cook

Blue slowly turned to red, who was taking a nap. ‘Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can I borrow another fishing rod?” “Mm sire I have one in my room but it’s my last one-zzzz” blue got exited and he and navy went and got the fishing rod. “Here navy why don’t you try?”

Navy cast out the line. “Hey wait a minute… I gave you idiots 5 fishing rods already! Give ‘em back!” Navy was floundering in the ocean being dragged along by a shark. A shark who had a couple other fishing rods stuck in his gills.

“GIMMIE MY ROD BACK, BLUE”. “I-I-I can’t navy has I-I-it”. He pointed to navy, now a good few feet away and being pulled farther and farther. Red pulled out his emergency whistle and blew it. “IDIOT OVER BOARD IDIOT OVER BOARD”.

Bear, who was digging in the cupboards for the potato he swore he still had, sprung out of the kitchen and threw his shirt off and leapt in the ocean. There was a lot of thrashing and bears arm went flying (!) but he grabbed it out of the air and shoved it back in his shoulder socket. Red saw bears two fingers (attached to his body this time) and saw them dive into the sharks nostrils.

Navy could clearly not breathe but he was well awake and looking terrified. Bear was confused as he pressed on navy’s chest until a bunch of water came out. “Cough sputter gasp”. “Are you ok? I had’ta pull you out of a sharks jaws. Good news is, we got shark meat for dinner tonight.” “I-I-I can’t judge weather in ok or not, I’m a-always ok because I ate the stamina f-f-fruit”.

“Just by lookin at you, I can tell your not ok…” bear set up a cot in the kitchen and lay navy down in it so he could keep an eye on him while he made shark fin soup for dinner. “Too bad this sharks so small…” he started humming a sea shanty while making the broth. Blue flew in the kitchen and tried to stop himself but skidded and barreled into bear, who yelled out a bad word after getting splashed with the hot water.

“WATCH WHERE YOUR GOIN, DOOFUS”. Bear was never that fond of blue. “Is navy ok omg he was eaten by the shark I’d he dead where is he can I see him navy are you there are you ok do you have any cool scars now?” “Out.” Bear picked up blue and booted him out of the kitchen. “HEY OW!” He slammed the door shut.

Bear wrapped his burns in bandages and went to get the mop. Edge was mopping reds face because he was napping instead of ‘swabbing the deck’, witch was not just a punishment but a chore as the deck got crusty in the sea air. “Glarg athgpthl FINE ILL MOP GLAR CHOKE JUST GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!” Bear snatched the mop and bucket and headed back to the kitchen.

Bear mopped the water and then started some more water boiling and then went to prepare the shark and preserve the meat he wasn’t using for the soup. Razz had his head in the sharks jaws and was smiling wide for a picture while holding a camera out. “Yet outfit ain’t that tacky, I really like it, but photos in sharks jaws is kinda tacky… plus I need the shark now…”. “Eh your right I don’t wanna look silly”. Razz took the instant photo that had printed and ripped it up.

Bear turned back got the shark. “Help it’s eating me in a goner!” Blue was laying in the sharks jaws and reaching out while making an exaggerated face. “Out!” He was kicked out of the kitchen again. Navy had hobbled out of bed and was looking a bit better but still wobbly. “I want a picture with the shark”! “No. Get back in bed”. Bear put navy back in the cot.

Bear started preparing the shark and went to put the fins in the broth. He turned around and navy was walking wobbly out the door. “It’s boring and hot in here”. Bear went snd found blue and handed navy to him. “Here instead of bothering me why don’t you watch your friend here while he recovers”.

Bear went to Finish the soup. “Can I taste it? There’s nothing important to captain around here”. “No it’s still really hot”. Sans hung around. “Read any good books lately?” “Yeah. One called get out of my kitchen”. “Hay now that’s no way to speak to your captain!” Bear grunted snd went back to adding spices to the soup.

Blue ran into the kitchen. Again. “SAAAAANNNNNS RED KEEPS MOPPING UP MY CANNON DESIGNS IM TRYING TI CHALK ON THR FLOOR”. “Well reds trying to mop so go design cannons somewhere else”. “Ok…” blue plopped down on the kitchen floor and doodles cannon and gunpowder measurements.

Bear tripped over blue and sent all three of them crashing to the floor, as well as spilling bears fresh soup. “OUT OUT OF THE KITCHEN ALL OF YOU OUT RIGHT NOW GET OUT GET OUT!” They both hurried out of the kitchen and bear sleeked the door so hard it broke and fell to the floor. “What did I do?” Blue was looking scared. “Well you went into the kitchen and messed with bear multiple times after he asked you to stay out. Wanna uh go review razzes new map with me?” “Nah… I-I-ima catch bear a new shark… I feel really bad for making him so mad”.

There was a knock on the door that bear had shoved back into the frame. “What?” The door fell over. “Me an captain caught you a shark” blue was standing with sans, holding a small shark about the size of sans femur bone. “Thanks… this is the perfect size for s soup. I’m sorry I yelled before, y’all just wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone and I lost my temper…” he halfheartedly patted blue on the head and went to prepare the little shark for soup. ( he still had the big one but he already used the fins).

#undertale #one peice #undertale au #ut #one peice au

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I’m back mofos. I had to clear space on my phone and now I gotta new phone.

#undertale #furry #fnaf #fnf #protogen #undertale au #ut #friday night funkin #proot #fnafsundrop #owo #memes #fnf incorrect quotes #ink sans #uwu #cozy #bad art #fnf whitty

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Who ur fave character?

#the sun and moon show #sundrop #fnafsundrop #fnafmoondrop

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Error couldn’t stay awake any longer. He had Been awake for a whole 3 months and he had gone longer before but he wanted to sleep anyways. Sleep was nice. He could escape form Avery thing and just close his eyes and drift away.

“Errorrrrrrrrr I’m bored let’s have a fight”. “Later. Don’t you not like fighting? Why don’t you try getting some sleep ink”. “But I’m not tired”. “Count sheep. Or aus I’ve destroyed”. Ink hmmphed and sat down. “One sheep. Twooooooo sheep’s. 3. 4 fluffy sheep’s”. “IN YOUR HEAD, IDIOT”. “One sheep in my head two sheep in my head OW HEY”.

Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD INK. CAN YOU BE ANY MORE ANNOYING?” Error tied ink up in his strings and went back to sleep. Ink saw some of the strings were attached to errors eyes still. He yanked his hands down as hard as he could. “AUGH MY EYES WHAT THE FUCK INK”. “If you want me to sleep let me cuddle with you”. “No”. “Please please please please please please pleasepleasepleaseplease”. Error jumped on top of ink and lay on him, pinning him down.

He didn’t let him go until he was done sleeping.

#undertale #ink and error

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Sun take that off! Not in front of the kids!

Sun's Reaction on Everyone Simping for Him Wearing a Shirt

Moon's Version

Sun being a tease as always. I'm sorry simps, he won't actually go that far *cough* feel free to edit out the last bit in your mind if u want *cough*

Also this was a bit rushed lmao I have somewhere to be later but I really wanted to finish this bc it's funny to me

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Wait why do they all have boobs

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When anything wakes me from a nap

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Ink and errors Valentine’s Day

A funny story by me.

Ink walked up to error with blue eagerly watching. He handed error a big box. “Roses are red… most living things poop” “wait what?” “I got you some chocolates but I ate them all oops”. Blue did a face palm as error opened the empty box and ink stared at his toes. Error sighed. “So you got me an empty box… a box…” blue and error stared at the box.

Blue and error were fighting in the box who got to sit in it like a cat. “Can I sit in the box?” Blue replies “of course” but error said “no it’s my box GET OUT BLUE”. “Nu”. They kept fighting until ink threw up chocolate and a bunch of ink. “Yeah I helped ink prepare a HUGE box of chocolates for you and idk why the heck he would eat them all himself”. “Cuz ink”.

Ink tipped over the box and dumped them both out and crawled into the box to cry. Error sighed. He went and wrapped his scarf around inks neck and sat in the box with him. “Honestly I like the box a lot better than some brain rot sugar I could swipe from fell. Boxes are the best places to sit and just be.” “Snf yeah I agree. I like boxes too”.

Not my art just a random cozy scarf visual I got from google images

#undertale #ut #ink sans #error sans