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incorrectfahc · 4 years
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also sorry yall but i think im gonna leave this blot inactive. ill leave it up for a bit, but i might delete. after everything, interacting with ah content makes me feel shitty and gross. for my followers and mututals, i love you and you can get through this, whether that means sticking with ah or having to leave them. itll take time, but youll be okay
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incorrectfahc · 5 years
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Alfredo: scary movies set in houses are the worst
Alfredo: i live in a house
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incorrectfahc · 5 years
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Michael: lord, give me patience
Gavin: i think you mean give me strength
Michael: if the lord gave me strength, you’d be dead
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incorrectfahc · 5 years
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Geoff: you okay?
Millie, crying: yeah, it was just these onions
Geoff, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to my daughter
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incorrectfahc · 5 years
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Officer: what are your names?
Alfredo: dont tell him, trevor
Officer: so you’re trevor
Trevor: good job, alfredo
Officer: and this is alfredo. great
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incorrectfahc · 5 years
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Geoff: Fredo, care to explain why we have six dogs in our office?
Alfredo: They’re Golden Retrievers, Geoff, they retrieve gold! I did this for us!
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incorrectfahc · 5 years
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Geoff: gavin, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Gavin: theyre golden retrievers, geoff. they retrieve gold. i did this for us
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Ryan: come with me
Matt: uh, no. im never doing anything blindly with you again. i learned that at the Mexican border. twice.
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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“Sometimes your brain’s driving a train and you’re just on it.”
— Jeremy Dooley
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Gavin, asking about Geoff: what do you think he’s doing right now?
Jack: probably being miserable
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Alfredo: Do you ever feel, like, water hungry?
Ryan: Uh… Thirsty?
Alfredo: Water hungry.
Ryan, five minutes later: [marching over to Gavin’s desk] If I ever see you alone with Fredo again, you will lose an eye.
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Gavin: If I run and jump at Jeremy, he'll have to catch me in his arms.
Gavin: [starts running at Jeremy]
Jeremy: No,no,no I'm holding coffee-!
Jeremy: [throws coffee on the ground and catches Gavin]
Jeremy: [while holding Gavin] Gavin, please, this has been the 3rd time this week.
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Jack: I just wanted to hear Geoff get a boner.
Gavin: What would it sound like?
Jack: Foiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoiyoing.
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Gavin: I suck! I suck all the choky penis!
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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I’m on the brink of shit and tits! I’m on the arse of anus!
Gavin Free
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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WAIT SORRY!!! I'm the anon from the women's march ask. There's apparently two walkouts scheduled by different groups. One is on the 20th, and then there's the women's march one on March 14th!!!
Youre fine!! I wasnt aware of the womens march tho, so i encourage everyone to participate in that walkout as well!!
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incorrectfahc · 6 years
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Hey if youre a high schooler in america please share this with the kids in your school and any teachers youre close enough with
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