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Ren: you know really polite
Pyrrha: oh it’s just the anxiety
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Nora: Hmmmm... Spicy Soup
[BubblegumValkyrie69 tried to swim in lava]
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Nora: Set me on fire!
Ren: Why?
Nora: IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
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Jaune: we don't need doors right?
Nora: keep the haters out
Nora: and the hoes in
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[Playing minecraft]
[LotusNinjaknife1234 burned to death]
Nora: F
Jaune: F
Ren: camp-fire hot
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[Playing minecraft]
Pyrrha: puppy! :D
Pyrrha: ahsi
[Pyrrhaaaaaaaaa was slain by wolf]
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[Playing minecraft In The Nether]
Jaune: [breaks a block and stares at Nora from above]
Nora: AHHHHHHHH
Jaune: WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE ARMOR?!
Nora: IM LIVING ON THE EDGE!!
[BubblegumValkyrie69 was blown up by a creeper]
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Ren: You wouldn’t download a Nora
Jaune: I would absolutely download a Nora, bitch
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Jaune: the best thing about being at beacon is that i can drink as much as chocolate milk as I want
Nora: that sounds unhealthy
Jaune: you don't get say anything you can't even read!
Nora: ;-;
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Nora: I know how to do suspense
Nora: I've writtent... things
Ren: That sounds like someone who has written stuff
Nora: shuT UP!
Jaune: School Essays don't count
Nora: SHUT
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Jaune: Why are your tongues purple?
Pyrrha : We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ren: I had a red one.
Jaune: oh
Jaune:
Jaune: OH
Nora:
Nora: You drank each other's slushies?
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Jaune: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Nora: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Pyrrha : I got distracted about halfway through.
Ren: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Jaune: Nora, I'm sad.
Nora: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Pyrrha : Ren, I'm sad.
Ren, nodding: mood
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Pyrrha : Why are Jaune and Nora sitting with their backs to each other?
Ren: They had a fight.
Pyrrha : Then why are they holding hands?
Ren: They get sad when they fight
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Jaune: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Nora: I am not a weenie!
Pyrrha : Relax, you’re among friends. *raises their drink*
Nora: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.
Ren: You tell ‘em, Nora! *sips their drink*
Nora: Ren, what’re you doing here?
Ren: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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Jaune: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Nora: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Pyrrha : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
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Nora: i prevented murder
Ren: what? no one is Murdering anyone
Jaune: you don't know that
Pyrrha: *strangling Cardin* I am
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