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Amy: Jake was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Jake: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Amy: Jake, you ate a chair.

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Every found family show has:

Jake: an asshole with a heart of gold and self esteem issues

Charles: really sweet character who's capable of murder and also have self esteem issues

Amy: incredibly cool character who is the only one with a braincell

Gina: sassy and hiding pain

Rosa: furious bisexual

Holt: only one capable of keeping a plant alive

Terry: emotional support himbo

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #incorrect quotes #jake peralta #rosa diaz #amy santiago #gina linetti #charles boyle #raymond holt #terry jeffords #source: tumblr

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OMG YOU GUYS 305 FOLLOWERS THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO SO MUCH I DONT DESERVE THIS LOVE💜💜💜💜

#thank you #300 followers #so awesome of you #not a quote

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CONGRATULATIONS TO STEPHANIE BEATRIZ ON HER FIRST PREGNANCY!!!

#i *think* its her first at least #awww im happy for her #brooklyn nine nine #stephanie beatriz

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Jake: From now on we'll be using code names, you can address me as eagle one

Jake: Amy, code name, been there done that

Jake: Rosa is currently doing that

Jake: Gina is it happened once in a dream

Jake: Charles, if i had to pick a dude

Jake: Terry, Eagle two

Terry: Oh thank god

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #incorrect quotes #jake peralta #rosa diaz #amy santiago #gina linetti #charles boyle #terry jeffords #source: parks and rec

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new icon for pride month!!!!

happy pride for all my lovely lgbtqpia+ people!! love y'all so much, feel free to consult with me if you're questioning or just want to talk things out💜🏳️‍🌈

#also i finally changed my bio and added bi #lgbtq #pride month #new icons #rosa diaz #bisexual #not a quote

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hi!

i'm sorry for not being really active (not active at all oops) for the past week or so, my life is pretty crazy right now. i have a HUGE math exam tomorrow so I'm studying my ass off, and things are going batshit crazy in my country atm.

(I'm from israel and everything is fucked up here. I'd like to keep this blog as far away from politics as possible, so if you wanna say something related or attack me or whatever, idgaf, contact me on @purplegrapefruit , i will not answer any political question on this blog. unfollow this blog rn if you want i really don't care if me being an israeli hurts your ego or something)

anyway, i hope to post more content soon!!

lots of love, from your chaotic b99 stan💜

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Amy: hey look at this knife, what do you think?

Charles: nice knife, what do you need it for?

Rosa: murder?

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Rosa: describe the perfect date.

Adrian: That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #incorrect quotes #rosa diaz #adrian pimento #source: tumblr #posting this today cuz im a bad bitch

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GET OUT

dear sister, by the time you read this i’ll be dead

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Rosa: the vulture really seem to hate us.

Gina: maybe he's homophobic

Rosa: we're not a couple gina

Gina: we're not?

Jake: you're not?

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Jake and Rosa: Regularly say fuck

Amy: Has sworn off saying fuck but said it at some point

Terry: has not said fuck before, can do if desired

Holt: has not said fuck before and refuses to say it

Gina: says fuck only for the ✨drama✨

Hitchcock: says nothing but fuck

Scully: says fudge or duck instead

Charles: legally cannot say fuck

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #incorrect quotes #jake peralta #amy santiago #gina linetti #rosa diaz #charles boyle #terry jeffords #raymond holt #norm scully #michael hitchcock #source: ???

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Rosa: *kicks the G off of a graveyard sign*

Rosa: let's get this party started

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Ok so i have a question, do you want me to tag certain tws/nsfw-ish posts? I try no to post very explicit content on here, but if any of you feel the need PLEASE DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK ME. YOUR LIFE AND COMFORT MATTER MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES OF TAGGING ALL POSTS.

Just please send a reply, a dm or an ask of what content triggered you, and I'll make sure to tag it in the future and retroactively!

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Terry: *about a book he read* and these vampires bit people for fun, just because they enjoy it.

Jake: that's so cool! What even are these vampires?

Rosa: kinky.

#brooklyn nine nine #b99 #incorrect b99 quotes #incorrect quotes #jake peralta #rosa diaz #terry jeffords #source: original

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS

I love you so much!! Just wanted you to know how much i appreciate each like, reblog and follower, you truly make me feel happy and seen and i love you!

THANK YOU💜

#i cant believe it #this is amazing #thank you so so so much #200 followers #not a quote

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I could use some good news now, so fuck it I'm in