These two himbos right here...
These two himbos right here should have been both part of the main cast of B99.
Reblog if you agree.
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I'm sorry but Jason Mantzoukas as Dionysus is just too much 🤣 I look at him and see Pimento, which, considering the cult of Dionysus and the Bacchanalia and the insanity that took place around it, Dionysus and Pimento have some things in common (like crime and insanity).
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He has so much Dionysus energy, the casting is perfect 😭😭
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I think Adrian Pimento was just Mr. D on vacation
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if i had a dime for every time Jason Mantzoukas played an-absolutely-off-the-rails, batshit insane character on a show beloved by people with ADHD, I’d have 3 nickles, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened thrice.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, GUYS.
I was watching Brooklyn 99 (a show on Netflix, if you have Netflix, watch it, that's an order. It's an amazing show, and you will love it) and I always wondered, if not ship Jake with Amy, then with whom? I was just rewatching the Pimento episode (where Adrian Pimento is first introduced) and it hit me like a TRUCK.
Adrian and Jake, now when I say this ship, what I want you to think of is filthy. This ship would not be for the faint of heart in my head. I mean it probably by default has at least 40% more smut than the average ship, and also the angst potential, the whump, and the hurt/comfort. So many scenes with Jake having a knife against his neck, and if you want more of Jake being tied up, threatened, traumatized, and possibly tortured, then you probably would also like this ship (And I'm not saying Adrian would necessarily be doing all this stuff to Jake, but 'cause of all the mafia stuff he was mixed up in, it's more likely to happen to Jake when he is with Adrian.). I LOVE IT. I haven't checked AO3 for it yet, but if I don't find anything, it's YOUR MISSION to write it here, tag me in it, or send me the link in DM's.
I'll rb this post after I search up this ship on AO3, so stay tuned
Thank you for coming to my ShipTalktm
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HAHAHA SECOND EPISODE I LOVE THIS
WHOEVER CAST ADRIAN PIMENTO AS DIONYSUS I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS EPIC
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NGL, Sinister and Pimento meeting would be a crack scene if there ever was one!
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Rosa - "babe, you want us to beat you up?"
Pimento - "yes, please, anything to feel alive"
"You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am A-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire."
Translating to Tumblr.......
Author - "fans, you want me to break your heart?"
Depraved readers - "yes, please, anything to feel alive"
"You can trick me, gut me, pull my leg. I am A-okay with trauma. Character death and revenge are on the table. You can use unexpected betrayal."
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Ah yes, my favorite type of man.
The Himbos™
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