#mr d

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :) #Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine?? #Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS??? #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

[leah-jeffries]

#dionysus #percy jackson #mr d #mr. d #pjoedit #percyjacksonedit #percy jackson and the olympians #disneyedit #pjo #tvfilm #pjotvedit #pjo tv show #filmtv #gifs #* #pjo 1.02

[pjosource]

#percy jackson #dionysus #mr d #mr. d #chiron #pjoedit #percyjacksonedit #s1 #1x08 #ours #by day #gifs #pjo spoilers

[sadiekqne]

jason mantzoukas was such a divine choice for mr. d. after watching him as adrian pimento in brooklyn 99 i can completely believe that man can embody the god of ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and schedule 1 narcotics

#mr d #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #dionysus #percy jackson and the olympians

[theydidntactuallysaythis]

percy, 12 years old and freshly traumatized: i need your help

mr. d: and i need a drink. go find someone who cares

#percy jackson #mr d #dionysus #dionysus pjo #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #the lightning thief #the lightning thief musical #another terrible day #pjo disney+ #pjo tv show #disney+ #incorrect quotes #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #alexa queue the music

[aficionadoenthusiast]

them starting episode 2 with percy calling Mr d 'your highness' and ending it with them screaming at each other is so accurate

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #mr d #mr. d #dionysus #dionysus pjo #pjo dionysus #percy pjo #pjo series #pjo show #pjo tv show

[rebel-ezra]

things mr d does for his own entertainment:

convince percy he's his dad (he isn't), then asks him to get him alcohol (he's not allowed to drink alcohol)

telling percy zeus is very likely mad at him for stealing the thunderbolt (which he didn't steal)

#most iconic god I said what I said #he really said fuck around and find out #also the PETER JOHNSON IS HERE took me tf out #(off topic but I also LOVE the way he's portrayed in the hades game) #pjo #pjotv #pjotv spoilers #percy jackson #percy jackson spoilers #mr d #dionysus

[freddie-77-ao3]

Nico in therapy with Mr. D for the first time

Nico: so, what do I do? complain about my problems and you tell me others have it worse? Mr. D, having read Nico's chart and knowing he's from another era, his sister died, he felt betrayed by his crush, the only person he knew in the time period, fought a war, went to hell, fought another war, and was dealing with internalized homophobia the entire time: see, the thing is, I'm pretty sure others... definitely don't have it worse

#pjo hoo toa #pjo #pjo series #riordanverse #pjo fandom #incorrect quotes #mr. d #pjo dionysus #dionysus pjo #mr d pjo #mr d #nico di angelo #nico pjo #nico's therapy sessions #lord i would have loved to be a fly on that wall for the intake session

[raphael-angele]

If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 11

Nico, coming back to Camp: *brings Cerby on a leash*

Percy: Uhh...whatchu got there, Nico?

Nico: Boba Tea *holds up his cup of boba tea*

Annabeth: Uhm...I think he means the... the uhmm...

Thalia: The 30 ft, three-headed, Rottweiler you are holding a leash to

Nico: Oh, him. This is Cerberus. Papa said he's my emotional support dog.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Thalia:

Nico: :)

Percy: Di-Did Chiron OK this?

Nico: Hmm...Papa said he'll talk to Chiron about it.

Mr. D, going over to them: Ah, Nico. I see you're back and with your emotional support animal. So how was the travel?

Nico: good. Cerby was very good on the way here.

Mr D: Great. I hope he settles in nicely

Percy: Wait, you're approving this?!?!

Mr. D: Well, he hasn't harmed anyone yet. And he certainly can't be worse than you.

#pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #thalia grace #annabeth chase #dionysus #mr d

[festus-eats-tabasco]

and going back to the difference between reading and seeing: the scene when chiron and mr d tell percy he has to leave camp and go across the country with two other children genuinely shocked me. my instinctive gut reaction was one of outrage and it being unfair. he just got to camp! he’s twelve! an adult can’t fuckin do it???? and again, I KNOW this all happens, I’ve known it for most of my life!!!! but seeing percy as a kid instead of looking up to him when I myself was a kid is SO DIFFERENT. gods it just really emphasises how much the adults in percy’s life (bar sally) have failed him. GODS.

#eating glass #pjo tv #percy jackson #rick riordan #riordanverse #pjo #Chiron #mr d #the lightning thief #laurie’s posts

[the-sun-always-comes-back]

"He's a Son of Poseidon!" "She's a Daughter of Apollo" "They are a child of Artemis and blessed by all the gods" "He's a child of Hades"

Yeah, yeah, we get it. But do you know what I want?

A child of Dionysus! Why you ask?

Well first of all, it would be fucking hilarious. Imagine hearing all those amazing stories about getting claimed by a magical sign in the sky and being all excited just for the grumpy camp director to show up and be like "yeah, don't worry and don't make a fuss, that's one of mine" and just leaves again.

Second, he doesn't seem like a complete asshat of a father? I mean, he's a god so he is a shitty parent but, he's the only god (except maybe post hoo Apollo) who actually cares about his children to the extend that he mourn for them. Remember when his son died in the fourth book of PJO? That wasn't pretend as far as I'm concerned. Or when he asks Percy to look after his son in The last Olympian because he (even though he doesn't say it out loud) can't stand the thought of loosing another child.

So yeah, maybe he doesn't get the "Father-of-the-year" Award, but he's definetly not the worst parent.

[Also, as far as I remeber he truly loves his wife, so your parents really must be something special and therefore you too]

And lastly: Amazing powers

Dionysus is the god of wine, theater and joy as well as fertility so you probably are really good at drinks and stuff. Probably have a green thumb. His children are quite popular due their theatrical tendencies that light up the conversations or mood. But this can be quite useful too.

Turning enemies into grapes, tie them up with vines and being very convincing due to their natural acting talents.

However Dionysus is also the god of madness, ecstasy and intoxication.

Sure, children of the big three are bloody powerful and I surely don't want to make enemies out of an Ares or Athena child but Dionysus?

Imagine having an opponent that can drive you into madness (literally) with just the snap of their fingers. Imagine fighting alongside someone who can turn your team into ecstasy and therefore increasing their motivation while at the same time intoxicating the enemies to a point where they loose their mind and can't stand straight.

Sure, breaking somebody's body good and well, but breaking somebody's mind and bending it to your will ? That is true power.

A/N: Since some people mentioned it, I know, that Castor and Pollux exist. I even mentioned them in this post. This is mainly about fanfiction. However I wouldn't mind having a canon story with a dionysus child as protagonist, but I really don't care if Riordan uses Pollux or invents a new one.

#dionysus #dionysus pjo #mr d #mr d pjo #pjo #percy jackson and the greek gods #heroes of olympus #hoo #toa #trials of apollo #riordanverse #percy jackson #child of dionysus

[m00nl1ght-sun25]

HELP

WHEN MR D WAS LIKE “Son.” AND PERCY WAS LIKE “Dad?!” HAHDJDHDJS I CAN THAT WAS SO STUPID AAAAAA

#percy jackson show #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #mr d #dionysus #walker scobell

[leah-jeffries]

#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #grover underwood #dionysus #mr d #mr. d #pjoedit #pjotvedit #pjo tv show #percyjacksonedit #disneyedit #pjo #gifs #* #pjo 1.02

[yonemurishiroku]

The delight would be to see Mr. D blatantly favors Nico when he and Percy are bickering.

#nico di angelo #mr d #dionysus (pjo) #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #percy jackson #nico and dionysus #fanfic talk again bc what’s new anw?

[mydarlingdearestdead]

Mr. D aka Dionysus aka The guy in the corner of every party that you're certain is off his head drunk until they start debating particle physics (He is off his head drunk, that's why he has a clue about particle physics)

#Mr D #dionysus #percy Jackson #pjo #Percy Jackson show #rick Riordan

[darkstarknight03]

Do you think Dionysus has known Castor and Pollux their whole lives? Do you think he realize the opportunity laid in front of him to actually spend time with some of his kids from a young age and said to their mortal parent “Hey, babe, I can take them over the summer.” Do you think they would drive up to their Dad’s house on the weekends? Do you think Chiron got extremely anxious about the fact that Dionysus was left in charge of two infant children and quickly encouraged the campers to offer to babysit (which they did because they were adorable babies, ofc)? Do you think campers got jealous about their close (but not perfect) relationship with their Dad? I know that it’s generally agreed upon that Dionysus gets campers names wrong so it will hurt less when they die, but do you think he put in extra effort with his own kids because he said Fuck It, it’s going to hurt anyway? Do you think when Dionysus stormed into the Council of Cloven Elders meeting after the Battle of the Labyrinth, he was thinking about baby Castor, playing in the strawberry fields and hanging out with Satyrs and Nymphs in the trees?

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #dionysus #mr d pjo #Mr d #Mr. D #Dionysus pjo #castor and pollux #castor pjo #pollux pjo #castor and Pollux pjo #good dad Dionysus #camp half blood #Chb #chiron #chiron pjo