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ned & arya: the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that

robb & catelyn: apartment “complex”? i find it quite simple

theon: you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

jon: “what’s upstairs?” stairs can’t talk

sansa: “based”? based on what?

bran: chef’s kiss? do they...do they really?

rickon: wood fired pizza? how’s pizza gonna get a job now?

#this was on my mind last night #actually this shitpost demonstrates how similar robb and catelyn are #you all are just boring in your analysis #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #ned stark #catelyn stark #robb stark #jon snow #arya stark #bran stark #rickon stark

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the creators of barry telling all you anti-sallys that not only are your takes moronic you're also misogynistic

#text #i don't even watch this show #i just think fanbase siding with garbage man over woman who was a bit mean #or a bit complicated #is very applicable! #not dead you all i still lurk around here #it's very george rr martin of me i think

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Robb, with their child: You're going to hate me when you're a teenager. But I love you so much. I'm scared! It's not fair! I'll be a cool Dad, you can do drugs if you want. A little cocaine.

Talisa: Give me that baby.

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #game of thrones #robb stark #talisa maegyr #robb x talisa #jeyne westerling #source: hark! a vagrant

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Jon: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.

Arya: Only if you also don't ask why.

Arya, pulling out 7 pristine human skulls: Take your pick.

Jon:

Arya:

Jon: This one is fine.

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect quotes #incorrect asoiaf #game of thrones #arya stark #jon snow #source: tumblr

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Arya: *sneaking up behind Catelyn*

Catelyn, loudly: I hope nobody's about to scare me because I'm thinking about making cookies later.

Arya:

Arya: What kind?

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #catelyn stark #arya stark #source: the internet

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Rickon: Do you guys think lava would be spicy?

Jon: Please don't eat lava.

Arya: Eat it and let us know.

Bran: It's made of molten lava so it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Rickon: Thank you so much Bran, you understand me like no one else.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect quotes #incorrect asoiaf #rickon stark #bran stark #arya stark #jon snow #source: the internet

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Arya: I had a terrible dream. Theon was in it.

Theon: And?

Arya: What do you mean, 'and'?

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #arya stark #theon greyjoy #source: twitter

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Robb: Well, that was fun. Just where I want to spend my Saturday night, at the police station.

Jon: You always say I'm too well-behaved.

Robb: There's a line, and it's right before 'police station'.

Jon: It wasn't even my idea!

Robb: Even worse. If I have to pick you up from jail again, it better be because you took some initiative.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #robb stark #this is hypocritical given that according to another quote robb has been to jail before #source: andi mack #jon snow

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Arya: Do you have a plan to get us out of this place alive?

Jon: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #arya stark #sansa stark #source: guild wars 2

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Theon: If I could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing I'd do is put U and I together.

Robb: If you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you'd do is spell SEX and then laugh about it for hours.

Theon: You know me so well.

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #game of thrones #theon greyjoy #robb stark #throbb #theon x robb #source: the internet?

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Jon: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense.

Sam: Actually, that would be one of the five.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #jon snow #samwell tarly #source: buffy the vampire slayer

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Arya: What's your greatest fear?

Theon: Being alone.

Arya, taking a tarantula out of a box: Guess again.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #arya stark #theon greyjoy #source: twitter

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Arya: ...you're mad at me.

Catelyn: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Arya: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that's worse!

#game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect quotes #incorrect asoiaf #arya stark #catelyn stark #source: the good place

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Sansa: When are you free?

Bran: I’m forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly “free” but I don’t really have plans all next week except for Monday.

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect quotes #incorrect asoiaf #sansa stark #bran stark #source: tumblr

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Rickon: Thanks for teaching me how to lie.

Theon: No problem, kid. Next week, stealing!

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #rickon stark #theon greyjoy #source: friends

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Ghost: Woof.

Jon: I would never have thought of that.

Edd: Okay, can the Starks actually speak dog or are they messing with us?

Sam: Knowing them, it may very well be both.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #jon snow #ghost the direwolf #dolorous edd #samwell tarly #source: sword art online abridged

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Bran: Listen, you're cute, but you're too enthusiastic.

Meera: But I -

Bran: Call me when you realise nothing matters.

#game of thrones #incorrect game of thrones #incorrect got #incorrect asoiaf #incorrect quotes #bran stark #meera reed #bran x meera #source: the good place #he's in his edgy teen phase