#incorrect asoiaf

[shining-m00nlight]

Ned: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sansa: 'Prettiest Smile'

Robb: 'Nicest Personality'

Theon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Jon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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[the-knight-of-kisses]

Jon, studying for an exam with Robb and Theon: Robb: Fuck, it's morning already! What are we going to do? Jon: Well, maybe we could start with calming down. Robb: Calm down? We're still on Aegon the Conquerer! We haven't so much looked at the Shivers! Jon: You've got the gist. They got the shivers. Theon: Well, I can't tell my rebellions from my risings. Jon, getting stressed: And whose fault's that? If you lot had stopped invading us for five fucking minutes there'd be a lot less to wade through, you Ironborn prick!

#incorrect asoiaf #incorrect game of thrones #theon greyjoy #robb stark #jon snow #is this ooc? undoubtedly. #source: derry girls #I think I'm funny

[gendrya-fanpage]

Hot pie: Hey, Gendry? Can I get some dating advice?

Gendry: Just because I’m with Arya doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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[incorrectstarkfamily]

ned & arya: the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that

robb & catelyn: apartment “complex”? i find it quite simple

theon: you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

jon: “what’s upstairs?” stairs can’t talk

sansa: “based”? based on what?

bran: chef’s kiss? do they...do they really?

rickon: wood fired pizza? how’s pizza gonna get a job now?

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[thelustybraavosimaid]

Catelyn: *spots Rickon running around the Great Hall, points at his balled hand and squints* Let me see what you have!

Rickon: *proud* A KNIFE!

Catelyn, alarmed: NO!

#i feel this in my bones #incorrect asoiaf #asoiaf #that video will never leave me

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Alicent shitposting pt. 33

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[greensdidnothingwrong]

“What if I flop?”

“Oh, my darling, what if you slay?”

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[x-aefx]

This guy's glow up was more impressive then season 8.

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[swisscheesethethird]

Alicent: Where is Aegon?

Haelena: Doing stuff.

Alicent: I don't like the sound of that . And ser Criston?

Haelena: Trying to stop Aegon from doing stuff.

Alicent: Aemond?

Haelena: Trying to stop Ser Criston from stopping Aegon.

Alicent: ......and you?

Haelena: I'm supposed to distract you so you don't stop Aemond.

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[nightswatchdisbandmentera]

Am I the Asshole for correcting a child by letting him know that since his family members were criminals, they deserved to die?

I (36M) work for the government and recently went on a long work trip. While there, I met a new coworker (16M). Let’s call him Jon. We immediately hit it off and started talking about work and stuff. Since his family has a long history of government work and I even knew his dad, we began talking about some of the recent political events that have impacted his family a lot. To make a long story short, his dad was supposedly involved in a coup to oust the king and was later beheaded in front of a lot of people. His brother got super mad about that and tried to rebel, but he also died at a wedding hosted by some allies of his. This is where I might have been the asshole. I told Jon that his brother was a criminal by rebelling against the crown and so he deserved to die. I even said that his dad was overrated, and I didn’t care for him much. The mood immediately shifted after this and while he didn’t really react much outwardly, our conversation became very curt. It’s almost like he stopped liking me at that very moment. I really wasn’t trying to hurt his feelings on purpose. He’s a hardworking kid and I even offered him an internship because I believe that he can go really far. But he ended up rejecting my offer, quite rudely if I may add, and our conversations aren’t as warm as they were before this. I don’t have the best social cues so I’m afraid that I may have accidentally hurt his feelings. I want to talk to him more normally but don’t really know how. However, I did stress in that moment that I don’t actually hate his family members and was just talking about the technicality of the law. So AITA?

#im really starting to feel bad about it but i didnt actually say anything incorrect #they wouldve died anyway #but im just asking for other people’s pov because he seemed really hurt by my comments #asoiaf #stannis baratheon #jon snow #jon logs onto reddit and sees this post first thing and to make it worse everyone votes NTA ☹️ #valyrianscrolls

[angelofthenight]

Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

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[shining-m00nlight]

Some time ago in the Vale:

Ned: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Robert: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Ned: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. So don't ever be doing that to me.

Robert: I DO do it to you.

Ned: ...what?

Robert: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Maester?

Ned: My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Robert: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night, styling away.

Ned: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Robert: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you.

Ned: That's perverted!

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[sasha-naell]

Ned : It's really funny, becoming a parent makes you say phrases you would never imagined. For example “stop eating the wall” or “don’t throw food at your brother”

Robert : “stop trying to kill cats”

Ned : What ?

Robert : What ?

#incorrect game of thrones #incorrect quotes #asoiaf incorrect quotes #robert baratheon #ned stark #eddard stark

[gendrya-fanpage]

Dany: Why are your tongues purple?

Arya: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Gendry: I had a red one.

Dany: oh.

Dany:

Dany: OH.

Jon:

Jon: You drank each others slushies?

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[julio-claudian-saberface]

#asoiaf #memes #incorrect quotes #baelor i targaryen

[rhaenicentsaid]

Rhaenyra: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Alicent: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Rhaenyra: ...

Rhaenyra: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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