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landstedelesbian · 2 months
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send his Ass on a Strange Journey
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landstedelesbian · 2 months
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Nico: Ive been dropping subtle hints that I like him Nico to Will : I CAN'T STAND YOU !
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landstedelesbian · 2 months
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*clears throat* percy isn't a hero
fight me
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landstedelesbian · 3 months
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grover: is there a word that's a mix between angry and mad ? annabeth: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated percy: smad
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landstedelesbian · 3 months
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percy: every room can be a panickroom if you give me a fucking second !!!
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landstedelesbian · 3 months
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nico: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I’m just there and their fear fuels me. will: How did you get into my house?! nico: Exactly.
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landstedelesbian · 3 months
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for all those who are intrested i am also on instagram now (@landstedelesbian) go follow me
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landstedelesbian · 3 months
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nico: what is a... *puts reading glasses on* big dick energy ?
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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*stuck on calypso's island* Calypso: what are hobbies ? leo: magnets calypso: what? do you mean collecting magnets ? playing with magnets ? leo, shrugging: just-just magnets
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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i just realised no one here knows what i look like, no one knows what anyone on this gods forsaken website looks like, could be sitting next to you on the train, i could be the person scanning your bananas, who knows ?
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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Percy: ew a rat the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his "friend" because he treasures her too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said "friend by telling her about his true feelings Percy: what the fuck
(*sigh* fine, rat frank because @chronicallyinlovewithcharacters wants it so badly)
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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well, he's fine young man, if you overlook the atrocities
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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Percy, drunk: rah rah rasputin something something sour cream Leo: there was a cat that smokes a whole bong
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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the british are coming
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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friendly reminder that he, a man
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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percy: tell your friends you love them, life is short Percy: but tell it at them in german cause life is also scary and confusing
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landstedelesbian · 4 months
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Nico: Do you think when butterflies are in love that feel humans in their stomach ? Will: nico. darling. honey. love of my life. WHAT THE FUCK ?!
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