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I’m back hoes

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I loved you

Until you pooped in my shoe

-to my terrible cat

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#donald trump #trump2016 #pregnant #big foot

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#send noots #send nudes #so funny #send noodz #send n00dz

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They warned us all

#donald trump #the simpsons #election 2016 #hillary2016

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When you got zero sleep but you gotta stay awake

#donald trump #trump #funny #dank memes #funny pictures

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Not today

Omg my furry costume didn't get out of the dry cleaners today

#furries #furry #nya

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The art of Murder

If your sneaky enough you won’t get caught. If you don’t get caught it’s not considered illegal.

#murder #life #lessons

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Looks like some good Icecream

#trainwreck #so funny #like4like

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Great.

So I was having a great day. It was just me and my gold fish. Then my friend had the nerve to stand up. AND IT KNOCKED OVER MY GOLD FISH. let's just say someone died that day.

#foodgasm #my food

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Love you Jesus

I just grew a Obama chia today and I have already fallen in love with him.

#obama #love

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Booboo

I fell on my knee. And now my blood runs free. It rushes down my leg all over me

#crybaby #owl

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Wow

Sometimes I think I'm pregnant. •I'm always hungry •strange cravings •mood swings But then I remember I've never even touched a boy before.

#boy #pregnant

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Hmmm

If my life was a reality tv show it would be on food network because all I would do is eat

#food #yum #hungry

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Badddd

I'm so bad. Hehehe. My mom told me to go to bed at 9:30 but it's 9:31 rn😂😂

#bad #badass #too cool

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Pokemon in small town

So everyone in my town comes out at night and sets up lures. Two nights ago a Raichu came to visit. Best thing that has ever happened to our small town. They are still talking about it.

#wow #like wow #geez

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No.

This Pokemon team shit had gotten me pissed. Everyone on team Valor are asses. Team mystic is OK. And instinct has no clue what they are doing

#pokémon #team instinct #team valor #team mystic

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Memaw

Grandma did you make your bowel movement today?

#poop #healthy