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well well well...

#Oh? Worm?

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Humdrum

#poetry #literature #my writing #poem #windows notepad

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The venn diagram of these two players is a circle btw

The duality of lancer players

#lancer #ttrpg

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me when the me when I interact wit the gay lil ppl on my puter

#friends are so cool #haiiii #hai hai hai hai haiiiii <3

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O_o

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

#uhhhhh #hnnng #i would purr loud enough it interrupts her #and then apologize

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I was making random seal noises at my girlfriend, as one does, when my brain flashed back to a hidden memory

High school, lunch with my friends Discussing which animal we are most like Friend turns to me and says "Ur kinda like a seal" Everyone immediately and wholeheartedly agrees

#sealposting #pluh #wawawawawa

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My mom is a biologist and has skeletal system tattoos in spots where those bones would be. As well as mushrooms and trees she likes.

HRT isn't enough, i need to be covered in tatoos and piercings

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Knowing the actual context behind the mekkah post here makes this so much more funny.

That sprite is meant to represent this woman btw

babytrans is like your starter class and you can prestige into stuff like tmilf, transbian chaser, girlfag, femboy♀️[Editor's Note: DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FEMBOY♂️ OR FEMMEBOY], etc. the gourmet genders we don't let the cis know about. you can even multiclass but you have to make sure your class alignment restrictions are in agreement or you risk becoming a Fallen Paladin (Fallen Paladin is also a gender)

#transgender #gender #fire emblem

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The commune has a bread guy that works at the bread store and brings home shitloads of bread. We got the bread drop today im so excited im gonna eat so much bread.

#bread #leftism

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hot people always have teeth that are a lil bit fucked up and it only makes them hotter

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Ok but Sacremento has a fucking RAD train museum and its right next to the Amtrak station too. I can visit and return to the bay area same day without really worrying about it. That and Cake and Death Grips are from there.

So Sacremento is very enjoyable! for those who don't live there :)

Ew you're an LA girl

- Sacramento girlie

The SoCal megacity is the closest major metro area to me, but I def don't live in it lol

I've lived in multiple areas of the state and grew up elsewhere, though. Congrats on being from the only part of CA that has all the boring parts of a Bay Area suburb and still somehow all the most boring parts of the central valley, though! Sacramento is so fascinating in the new ways it's invented to be completely bland

#california #sacremento #trains #amtrak

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Dogsitting Lil Satan

#dogs

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Y'all should play a GOOD looter-shooter like... like uhh...

Damn I can't bring myself to pretend like Borderlands is that good either.

OohhhhhhmyGAWD fucking YEARS I've been sitting on my favorite sunsetted legacy weapons, just staring mournfully at them in my vault until Monday when I decided okay fine fuck it I need more vault space and scrapped them and WITHIN A WEEK fucking bungie announce "HURRRRRRR WE R REMOVIMG POWER CAPS FOR LEGACY GEAR" fuck you fuck you fuck you with every ounce of light I can muster -_____________-

#destiny 2

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IT IS THE DAY

:3

I’m on my hands and knees waiting eagerly for the arrival of forcefem friday

#forcefem #forcefem friday #:3 #lunacid #trans

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Intention

probably the worst best shit I've ever written I hate it and I think it's neat

#poetry #literature #my writing #poem #windows notepad

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Dominions My Beloved

This is my attempt to share my love for the best grandest strategy game ever made with you Tumblr. Here it is in all its glory, that game your neighborhood autistic tgirl has over 2000 hours in.

Pictured above is my Pretender God

hollowed be her name, engaged in viscous combat with the nation of Bandar Log and their tiger riders.

In this game, you embody a Pretender God of your creation, a worshiped creature that seeks to defeat all other Pretenders and become the one true God or Pantokrator.

All gods worth anything have worshipers, so your Pretender heads a nation inspired by myth and legend. Everything from Zoroastrian inspired bird people, to a satanic twist on the inquisition, to Lovecraft, glamorous elf vikings, and beyond are represented here. One of the two Swedes who makes this game is a mythology professor. In my case, I chose to lord over the Ice Giants of Jotunheim. Fear my flag!

For we are protected by magic grandmas, giant werewolves, and little goblin men riding dogs! All rendered in awesome sprite work.

But back to Blatantly a Phallus, this is his description in game. Every unit, commander, and spell has some kind of description like this.

You may be wondering how an immobile statue even gets into combat with a bunch of tiger riders in an open field. The answer is teleportation magic, which when paired with a unit literally made of rocks like Phallus, creates a lot of trouble for Bandar Log. The downside is sitting in this random field preparing another teleportation ritual for a month (one turn) before she can get back to business.

Winning the fight is the easy part with a rock this hard. She just casted the "drop meteors on them" spell called Gifts From Heaven repeatedly while the tigers hopelessly wailed on her. That's what you're seeing in the first image, meteors landing "danger close" around Blatantly a Phallus. Its of note those 100+ damage numbers are extreme in Dominions. A regular human soldier is lucky to have more than 10 hit points! But that's because this is a war game. Dominions isn't about regular soldiers. Its about destroying each other with dubious magics! Remember those magic grandmas? Well I wasn't kidding. They're necromancer blood mages, and illusionists, who can turn your insides into outsides while they make you believe your teeth have been replaced with caterpillars.

It's a beautiful game, Dominions. This is its 6th iteration, and the same two people have been working on it since 2001. It oozes passion and history in a way I've not seen another game do. All 24 years of Dominions existence it has focused almost entirely on deepening its systems. More magic, more nations, more Pretenders, more choices for the player. It's so huge it can be incredibly daunting to new players. If this sounds like fun, don't let that deter you! There are games for all skill levels.

All of these images are from multiplayer btw. Dropping a statue with a shit eating grin called "Blatantly Not a Phallus" onto your enemy is a lot more fun when its another human being. The community is robust and very friendly.

#gaming #video games #strategy games #dominions 6 #hyperfixation #mythology #grand strategy

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She's a wireless gal, and her engine heats the seats with a purr just fine :3

She's getting the pussy update with the heated leather interior, fire selection, and no less than three cup holders.