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when i was in elementary, my friend accidentally stumbled upon animated vegan propaganda on youtube and so i had to finish the video for her to let her know that the cartoon chicken escapes the slaughterhouse and makes it to the nonprofit vegan sanctuary farm where it lives out a happy life

so yes sir that is why to this day i have vegan propaganda all over my yt feed

#i thought id be able to take this to my grave but i had to write an essay in it so if the secrets out everyone might as well know #but yeah that thing was brutal #ive seen many horror movies in my day but the things in that video still haunt me to this day #still eat chicken anyways #yum yum

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

#WE’RE SO CLOSE

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julio cortazar is funny cause he’ll go on for like five paragraphs describing the day to day hobbies of the characters and intricate background details then follow up with something wild, no context, like “oh yea and then somebody got stabbed so we buried em lol the end”

#julio cortazar #cortazar #gothic literature #literature #not even lying tho #if u dont believe me just read house taken over

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DHMIS Theory

ok, so imma just say spoilers for the DHMIS tv series, but i feel like that's a given.

so. i've seen theories around about yellow guy being david and him having been hit by a car, and i agree with those. but many people, including matpat, believe leslely was the one driving. but, in episode five, when time child arrives, they have this symbol on their chest

the yellow one with the battery is clearly yellow guy, and the green one with the egg is clearly duck. which leaves the red one with the road. this is what got me thinking that red guy could've been the one driving the car, and i know that that could mean anything, but lets look at the cars.

the car they drove in episode five says "LE5L3Y' on the license plate, so that implies it's hers. however, the car that hit yellow in the 'dream' sequence is a different car.

the one that hits yellow guy in the 'dream' looks like a volkswagen bug, whereas the one that they're driving doesn't. plus, even though he struggled to turn it on, red guy seemed to know how to drive it. almost like he'd driven a car before.

now, why is he in this world if he didn't die? idk man. maybe it's a punishment of sorts. maybe lesley's teaching him lessons about how the world works to say 'it's wrong to run over children'. or maybe he is dead. idk what happened after the car hit david. that's the thing with this show. duck is implied to be the pet (with the 'dog' having his head and a few pictures in his wallet) but he's there too- maybe he was even the one who ran into the road, causing david to chase him (idk what that bird symbolizes)

or maybe i'm over thinking all of this. who knows.

welp. that's my two cents for you. do with it what you will.

#this is friggin good #also #it think its worth pointing out that during the family episode redguy really liked the idea of the word uncle #almost like it was familiar #so i think its worth inferring that redguy is yellowguys uncle #dhmis theory #good friggin theory

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cmon ppl make it happen

#change.org #the flag dont spark joy no more #flag #america #american flag #redesign #for the future #innovation #inspiring #manny #diary of a wimpy kid #jeff kinney #petition #no seriously the current one is so uninspired the founding fathers were not in fact graphically gifted #they basically just took britains flag and shuffled it about #which like good for them what a snapback #but we can do better #nay #we can usher an era of aesthetic wonders #important to note that #in addition to the wonderful flag here #the anthem proposed would be in a key everyone can actually sing #inclusivity wins

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ohnO IT I S CANON

SANS WHY ARE YOU EMITTING SLIME ARE YOU BATHING IN GREASE?

on an important, need to know basis

my and my bud @squidling2005 were lamenting about how papyrus cannot enjoy the full extent of italian cuisine since a lot of it has vinegar, which can dissolve or at the least damage calcium.

we then came to the conclusion that it is entirely possible (and my new headcanon) that the only reason that sans is so weak is because fatty foods can deplete calcium strength, and hes constantly eating greasy food at grillby’s. imean paps doesn’t eat there, and he’s doing aok. so maybe there isnt some edgy backstory as to why sans is, well, sans. beyond the grim truth of his unhealthy eating habits of course.

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on one hand i dont remember the part that says “sans emits slime” and am haunted by that description

but on the other this is honestly the best explanation ive heard for the incredibly plausible “papyrus needs glasses” headcanon and im all for it

on an important, need to know basis

my and my bud @squidling2005 were lamenting about how papyrus cannot enjoy the full extent of italian cuisine since a lot of it has vinegar, which can dissolve or at the least damage calcium.

we then came to the conclusion that it is entirely possible (and my new headcanon) that the only reason that sans is so weak is because fatty foods can deplete calcium strength, and hes constantly eating greasy food at grillby’s. imean paps doesn’t eat there, and he’s doing aok. so maybe there isnt some edgy backstory as to why sans is, well, sans. beyond the grim truth of his unhealthy eating habits of course.

#its at least better than the “his eyes are too small” explanation #like sans’ eye socket are so big he could prolly see my sins if that were the case #wait… #WAIT HOLUP #sans #undertale #papyrus #undertale headcanons

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on an important, need to know basis

my and my bud @squidling2005 were lamenting about how papyrus cannot enjoy the full extent of italian cuisine since a lot of it has vinegar, which can dissolve or at the least damage calcium.

we then came to the conclusion that it is entirely possible (and my new headcanon) that the only reason that sans is so weak is because fatty foods can deplete calcium strength, and hes constantly eating greasy food at grillby’s. imean paps doesn’t eat there, and he’s doing aok. so maybe there isnt some edgy backstory as to why sans is, well, sans. beyond the grim truth of his unhealthy eating habits of course.

#undertale #sans #headcanon #undertale headcanons #papyrus #grillby #undertale theory #if i havent been heard of for a month following this know that toby has caught wind of this and silenced me for leaking the truth

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I was explaining to someone that I was half-Mexican because of my dad’s side, except in my dream my dad was Sans Undertale.

#undernovela #your father is sans from undernovela

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the rich husband of a coldblooded gold-digger has died and left her nothing but a worthless mansion in the middle of nowhere. the mansion is haunted by the ghost of a lonely little child who died decades ago from hypothermia and his adoptive uncles who work him like a slave. the gold-digger and her assistant hire a man to exterminate the ghost, one who believes he can communicate with the dead and has been dragging his daughter around the country for years on his quest to find the ghost of his wife. the father and daughter move into the house and the daughter is bullied at her new school, while the father is viciously tormented on a psychological level by the uncles. the daughter is gaslighted by a fake boyfriend who only went out with her on a bet while the young ghost falls in love with the daughter despite the fact that he has been dead for decades, and kisses her while shes asleep.

the gold-digger and assistant engage in spy vs spy antics to kill each other in order to become ghosts so they can reach the supposed treasure hidden in the mansion’s vault. the ghost boy and the daughter defeat the gold-digger’s ghost. meanwhile, the ghost uncles had grown to like the father, and so they plotted to kill him so he could be a ghost with them. they eventually decided against it but the father dies anyways. the daughter and ghost boy had been trying to play god in a lab and bring the ghost boy back to life, but when they see the ghost of the father they decide to use the last of the ancient machine to save the father. the ghost boy is, however, granted thirty minutes of mortal life by the angel of the daughter’s mother, and they slow dance and make out in front of her entire school until the boy turns back into something reminiscent of the pillsburghy dough boy.

casper the friendly ghost.

#this movie should count as a psychological horror

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One evening, in the sky, a message appeared: “In 24 hours, a billionaire will die.” Everyone everywhere on Earth could see it, in every language. Nobody could explain it. The next day, one of the richest men passed away. “In 24 hours, 2 billionaires…”

#hoping and praying

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It takes two to tango

i was looking through dancetale art and i never saw any for dogamy or dogaressa, so my friend and i came up with our own designs.

dancetale was made by @teandstars

it can be found here: @dancetale

#such perfect couples cannot exist outside of fiction #gomez and morticia #jack and sally #and of course #dogamy and dogaressa #we love them #10/10

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wheres the stab wound

Julius Sans

My friend and I decided to redesign sans based off other sans font names. Here's Julius Sans.

#its important #like #gosh

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now i have a follower. gr-i just- you guys…why is this my top post… *throws papers in air and walks off*

you had one job

having no followers and minimal notes is one of my passions. its like talking into a soundless void with a megaphone. like pouring quick dry cement into a black hole. like putting a fancy honey glaze and chocolate shavings on a mud pie. nobody is even reading this. i love this site.

#whhhhyyy

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just heard that carl azus died, and after going through the first three stages of grief and deciding to remain in the fourth stage of grief bcause i didnt feel like moving on.

learned that the tweet announcing his death that my friend sent me was fake and in fact a prank, and i now have one less friend.

anways how yalls week goin

#average tuesday #where my friends take advantage of my gullibility #and i suffer for it

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basketball games: oh boy it was crazy, both teams had REALLY GOOD DEFENSE so the score was ONLY 132-153

soccer games: the game went into three hours of overtime and ended with penalty kicks to decide the score, it ended up 0-1

#sports #sports games #soccer #basketball #funny #shitpost

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Red Crowned Crane 🌶🤍♥️

#i love this #red crowned crane #art #birds #art insp #inspiring art #it just gives off an energy thats so positive