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can you do a peter x reader smut where peter is a virgin and the reader teaches him things and that kind of stuff ?

I've never written smut before zoooo🤭 yeah

Virgin! Peter Parker x reader

You and Peter had been dating for a while and the topic of sex had never really been a topic of discussion. Yeah sure you guys would talk about how 'Oh my God Layla did it with Billie' or something like that but never about you two doing it together.

You weren't a virgin so you assumed Peter wasn't so it was quite the surprise when he told you when you were making out.

"babe stop." He told you. You immediately stopped kissing him and put a bit of distance between the two of you. "I'm sorry baby i didn't mean to push boundaries-" He shook his head, cutting you off. "It's not that. " You were confused. "It's that if we ever do anything more than kissing, I want you to know I'm a virgin." He tensed up expecting you to laugh at him, but you didn't. "Oh Peter that's fine. I want you and the fact that you're a virgin shouldn't matter. And if you're insecure about that, I assure you that you shouldn't. Not with me baby."

Peter was grateful that you actually understood him. He was happy that you didn't laugh at him or anything.

Fast forward to now.

Peter's hands were all over you as you made out. He was on top with his shirt off and your hands were tugging on his brown locks. His lips went from your lips to your neck and you felt your eyes roll to the back of your head as he found your sweet spot and nibbled. You whispered his name as that seemed to spur his on more. Soon enough his wandering hands found the Hem of your shirt and tugged. You looked up and him, "you wanna?" He nodded. "Words baby boy." He nodded again, "Yes baby." You nodded and he pulled off your shirt. His shirt came off after and you both were exposed to each other for the first time. At least like this.

In a swift move you flipped yourself, so that you were on top, straddling his waist. "What do you want to do babe?" You asked sweetly. "Uh um, i wanna have sex with you." You chuckled at how innocent this poor baby was. "You sure?" You asked. "Yes."

Soon enough you got off of him and pulled your pants off. He did the same but left his boxers off. You grabbed a condom from your drawer and came over to him. Before doing the deed, you kissed him while grinding on him. His hands traveled your body and rested on your ass. He squeezed and emitted a moan from you. Your lips went down from his lips, traveling down his body. Inevitably stopping right before where he needed you. "baby please." He whined. "Want me to suck you off?" He nodded. You took of his boxers where his quite large member sprung out from. The tip leaked with pre-cum and you spread it around with your thumb. With only that little bit of attention, he whimpered. Soon enough your mouth wrapped around it. A mix of both sucking and going up and down his shaft with your hand. He bit his lip to stop the whines from coming out. "Keep doing that and im-im going to cum." You popped him out of you mouth and went up his body, kissing it. "What do I do?" He asked.

You led His hands came up to the clasp of your bra and let him unclip it. You let him knead your breasts with his hands as you took of your panties. To you it looked like he was hypnotized, it was endearing almost. "Ready?" He took his eyes off your breasts and looked to wear you held the condom in your hands. "Yes." You opened up the package and rolled it onto him. He whimpered at your touch. You lined yourself up with him and slowly sunk down on him. You both moaned in sync and his hands immediately when to your waist. "What do I do now?" His puppy dog eyes looking up at you. "Just guide me." He started to guide you slowly and sensually, and before you knew it you were riding him harder and faster. He was a moaned mess, and he felt himself grow closer to the edge. "Babygirl I'm close." He didn't actually need to tell you because you felt him twitch. "God baby boy Me too."

Without another warning he came into the condom with a scream of your name. You kept going till you came. You slowed your thrusts before collapsing on top of him.

"how was that for your first time babe?" You asked. "that was fucking amazing." He felt as if he was on cloud nine, the highest high if his life, he was seeing stars, you get the picture.

"can I lead next time?" He asked.

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I'm sorry that was trash 😔 I'm no good at smut

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I just read my request s for blurb night and y'all horny asf for Peter p smut 🤤 😂😂😂 y'all funny tho

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BLURB NIGHT???

Send ur stuff in and I'll answer hopefully tonight 🥰

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Master at Silent Crying

Helloooooooo there again! I'm back at it again booo. I wrote this based on smth that happened to me so be nice pls.

Best friend! Tom Holland x reader

You don't know exactly what happened this week but it was out of the ordinary. Seemed as though the universe was plotting against you, time and time again. First it was the fact that your professor moved the date of your final up which left you only three days to study, then your best friend stabbed you in the back by doing everything in her power to break your walls, makes you vulnerable and inevitably crack, and the guy you had a small crush on had a girlfriend, which you didn't know about.

Your response to every one of these things was "aight bet". On the outside to your friends, you were the happy go lucky child. But on the inside you felt overwhelmed. Overwhelmed by school, friends, and everything in general. You just wanted the work to stop to catch your breath. Even then it wouldn't anything huh. That's how the universe works, feels like everyone and everything is plotting against you to fuck you over. You wanted to sleep, to catch up. To relax. To take a breathe and stop trying to hold back the tears.

So that's why on a Thursday night you were here laying on your bed, ranting to your best friend asking for his advice.

Tom 🥰: hey

You: hi. I have a question and I need your advice.

Tom 🥰: shoot

You: should I drop out of school??

Tom 🥰: ur not serious are you?? Bc that's not something to kid around about.

You: legitimately asking. I mean my professors are never actually able to help when we need. Constantly screw us over with work and stuff so should I?? I mean I'd end up saving money.

Tom 🥰: babe I've known you since forever this is your dream school, don't drop out. You've always told haz and me what you wanted to do when you were older. So here you are on your path to that, don't get discouraged.

You: but I mean it causes problems w/ my fam, my friends, and stresses me out.

Tom 🥰: being stressed out about school is inevitable. You just gotta power through it and tell someone ya know.

You: it's hard when you feel like no one's listening.

What the hell is she talking about? Tom thought.

Tom 🥰: are you talking abt me and haz, bc u know perfectly well we'd help you through whatever bc we love you.

You: its not just you and haz. It's everybody. My family and other friends. Everybody.

Tom 🥰: baby what's the real problem here, j feel like I'm missing something

You: nothing im just stressed.

Tom 🥰: can u tell me Abt what?

You: I feel like the universe is plotting against me. I mean all week I guess. My finals are getting pushed closer by my professors, my friends from high school all turned fake asf, and the guy I like currently won't notice me. I know it doesn't sound v bad but it's getting to me. Not to mention the problems w/ my family recently. I feel like I'm going to explode.

Tom 🥰: hun you are one of the smartest ppl I know, ur gonna ace those finals.

You've got me and haz + the twins. you can never truly be alone bc we won't let you be babe.

If that asshole won't notice you, then he isn't worth your time dollface. You know that already there's no need for me to reinforce an old topic. YOU'RE NOT ALONE. YOU NEVER ARE GOING TO BE. YOUVE GOT 5 PPL THAT LOVE U, INCLUDING TESSA.

Tom 🥰: I need to go shower, I'll be back.

You read that text and immediately started to bawl your eyes out. You threw your phone on the bed and just laid there crying. It got to the point where you need to wipe your nose with a napkin so you went to the bathroom to get one and that's when you saw what your stress and overwhelmed feelings were doing to you.

You saw a red eyed woman, crying over topics that were too sensitive in her mind. You tried your hardest to not sob so you just cried silently in the comfort of your bathroom.

Twenty minutes had passed when you calmed down a bit more. You walked to your room and grabbed your phone and took a picture of yourself with tear streaks and watery eyes with a caption saying "I think I'm a master of silent crying" and sent it to Tom. He opened it immediately and replied immediately.

Tom 🥰: Y/N !

BBY UR GONNA BE OK!

You: hmmm

I don't know why I'm crying thooooo

I just ammmmm

Tom 🥰: we'll get through this ! Just pLease don't cry !

You: I don't think imma go to class tmrw, I'll just study

Tom 🥰: good! Stay strong! Night 😘😘!

And that was it.

It was about eleven when you decided to clock in for the night and sleep but there was a knock at the door so you went to get the door. There stools Tom with a hoodie in his arm. "Hi babe," he said quietly considering how late it was. You burst into tears just then, you ran into his arms and cried softly into the crook of his neck. His arms found his way around your waist and squeezed almost to show you he was gonna be there for anything and everything. You released him, and he finally got to see you in all your glory then. He wiped the year tracks off your face and kissed your cheek. "I'm sorry." You told him. He looked at you like you were crazy. "Why the hell would you ever say that? Never say that to me when you haven't done an absolute thing! Please, it hurts my heart." He hugged you once again. He took off his shoes before he lifted you up and took you to your room.

You were quiet before he asked what was on your mind, "you called yourself an asshole in the chat." You smiled slightly but it still showed signs of heartache and pain. He went quiet before he said, "an asshole because I never had the balls to tell you." You smiled before you pulled him under the covers.

That night you felt better than you had all week. You didn't feel that the universe was against you. You felt ok for the first time. In the arms of your (new) lover, safe and sound.

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No boys!

Roger taylor x Sis!reader

Your entire life you heard one thing over and over again, mainly from your brother, Roger.

“No Boys! Ever!” He’d say. Everytime you’d even look at a boy he’d say the same thing. That also meant you had no friends that were boys because Roger would give them ‘the talk’ and make them steer clear from you. It was annoying yet oddly endearing. Annoying in the sense that you were a nineteen year old that has yet to have a boyfriend or get past second base, because Roger would have his friends keep tabs on you if necessary.

Everyday it was the same ol’ routine, Go to school, you were already in University, Roger or one of the boys would pick you up, and go to the studio. So here you were waiting for Roger or the boys, leaning against a lamp post. You looked down at your watch and just started to walk in the direction of the studio.

You got to the studio after twenty minutes, you opened the door and heard the boys arguing , as per usual. You put your bag down on the couch and sa down to start your homework. It took the boys five minutes to acknowledge your presence. “Y/n?” you looked up and nodded your head once at them before looking back down. “How long have you been here?” Roger asked. “Well my class ended like forty five minutes ago but I figured you’d either be late or wouldn't show so I walked here and have been here a grand total of..” You looked don at your watch, “Seven minutes.” They looked at each other.”Why didn’t you make yourself known, love?” Freddie asked. “And get my head bitten off by Rog, hellll no!” You told them. They chuckled before Roger came over to you and hugged you, “Hungry or something, we might go out for some food a bit later?” You shook your head. “I can wait.” Freddie looked your way, “Nonsense dear, we can just go right now we’ve been at this a while and probably need a break.” The evil irish man stalked into the room as Freddie said break. “Break?! Freddie you can’t possibly let this nuisance steer you away from your work.” He told him. “Listen dude if you keep this bullshit up we won’t let you eat with us.” You told him. “Also nuisance? PLease i’ve been called worse so please take your childish insults and go because the overall vibe of the room is no longer fun.” The boys snickered as Paul glared at me. “She’s a Taylor alright.” Brian said. “The vibe of the room isn’t supposed to be fun-” You cut him off. “That’s what you think. When you come into the room it feels like its a fucking funeral. Either way you don’t have a good reason to be here.” He scoffed, “Like you do.” You looked at Roger laughing a bit mockingly, “I’m his fucking sister.”

He scoffed once more before walking away. “Little Taylor is better than big Taylor.” Brian laughed. “Oh please, i taught her this stuff.” You shook his head. “That is a lie,don’t lie Roggie.” He messed up your head at the mention of the nickname you gave him when you were younger. “Why do we call him rog when we can call him Roggie?” Deaky said in a faux girly voice. You giggled. “Rog can we get food now? Or can you give a twenty so i can get myself some food from the diner down the block?” He looked at the boys, they nodded. “Let’s go then.” you hopped off the couch and started making your way out the door with the boys hot on your heels. Deak decided to join you up ahead because the other boys were in a heated discussion about...something. “What’s new little taylor?” You looked at him. ��You know I'm only about nine months younger than you, right?” He chuckled. “Yes but my birthday already passed and well your hasn’t soo I’m older currently.” you shook your head. “Stupid technicalities.”

When you got to the diner you saw a friend of your from your chemistry class. You tried to hide as much as possible so he wouldn't see you and so roger wouldn’t make a scene. But he saw you either way. “Oh hey y/n.” He came over to your table. “Hi Alex.” You said with a smile that roger didn’t exactly like. “I didn't know worked here.” he nodded, “I just started last week. Who are these guys?” You looked at the boys and saw Roge was having a hard time controlling his anger. “THis is my brother Roger and his friends, Freddie, Brian, and John.” He nodded again. “Nice to meet you. What would ehem you guys want to drink?” Everybody said their order calmly except for roger who said ‘Vanilla Milkshake please’ in the crankiest voice you’d ever heard him in. Alex laughed and you figured now was a better time to say something about his behavior.

“Roger what the hell is your problem?” He looked at you. “You aren’t allowed to have a boyfriend remember, No boys!” He told you. “So what?! Alex is a friend. Emphasis on friend. There no need to be a fucking dick about it jeez.” He knew you were angry and let him features soften a little bit but not a whole lot. “Your my baby sister who isn’t supposed to have a boyfriend!” You looked at the other three as a silent plead of help but they were looking down avoiding th econversation. “Whaty if the tables were turned Roger, what if I said you aren’t supposed to have a girlfriend and though i know you’d much rather have a fucking one night stand you can’t even have that? HUh! Would you be pissed off constantly? Because i am, every goddamn time this topic comes up! It fucking annoying because you think you have the right to contrll every god damn thing I do. So do me a favor and lay off.” You got out of the booth to look for Alex to apologize on Roger’s behalf because you knew roger was o stubborn to do it himself.

When you got back to the table you only heard the latter half of their conversation, “She has a point.” John said. “I don’t care. I don’t want to feel like she’d growing up because guess what it's gonna happen and i hate that feeling.” That’s what they said but you only heard. “She a point.” and “I don’t care-.” You sat back down and said, “Well Alex accepted your apology.” He looked confused, “Oh confused? I told Alex you were sorry for acting like a dick because i knew your stubborn ass wouldn’t.”

Roger pursed his lips. You sat back down and didn’t say anything the rest of the time there.

When you walked back to the studio, you just stayed with Deaky as you did homework, and he toyed with his bass. “I just--uGhh deaks, It’s just so infuriating. I fucking hate the fact that i can’t do anything without him remidning me that i can’t have a boy friend. Like imagine if your sister said you couldn’t have a girlfriend. It’s so annoying right? I just- I don't know what to do." He nodded, understanding your annoyance. "I honestly do not know why Roger is being a twat. Maybe it's because he doesn't want you to grow up." You scoffed. "If that were the case then why didn't he say something about me growing up when I first went into Uni?" Deaky shrugged. "Don't know. Maybe because this conversation, is something you need to discuss with Roger himself." You groaned. “That’s not gonna be easy and you know that. He’s as stubborn as a bull and is gonna try to make himself the victim.” He nodded along to what you were saying.

Roger’s Pov

Maybe i am being crazy? I Don’t know but it gives me a weird feeling everytime i see my little sister alongside a boy. Like right now, she’s sitting next to Deaky. And in all honesty that doesn’t give me a weird feeling. Mainly because i know he’d never hurt her. But there she was ranting to him and he just sits there and listens. That’s the kind of man I'd want for her. Honestly.

But no guys in this day and age are willing to give that to their woman.

Roger exited the recording booth as Deaky stood up to go in. That just left you both in an uncomfortable silence. He couldn’t meet your eyes, mainly because you were looking down at your work for school. You looked at your watch quickly and realized you needed to get home to make supper. “Oh god. Rog i’m going to head home alright. See you later. Oh and say bye to deaky for me yeah?” You told him. He nodded, “Want me to give you a ride?” He’d hope you’d say yes so he could apologize for what happened at the diner but you decided against it. “I don’t think that’s a good idea rog but thanks for the offer. I’ll see you at home.” yOu grabbed your backpack, said goodbye to freddie and brian before making your way out.

Roger mentally cursed himself for how he acted at the diner but what could he do now? The deed was done. “I’m such an idiot.” He told himself when you left the room. “I’m sure you are but why?” Freddie sassed. “y/n mad at me because i told her she can’t go out with boys.” Freddie sighed, “You’re right. You are a downright idiot. How can you say that to her?! She’s gonna feel like your controlling her, which you are, and your sibling relationship you both have is gonna go down the drain. Especially when you parade around with groupies on your side every night and she can’t even have a meaningful relationship with one boy! You have to let her do want she wants. She’s an adult.” He reasoned. “She’s my baby sister i should have the authority to tell her no boys right?” Roger argued. “No you can’t because she gonna rebel against you. Trust me Rog, if you just let her date things will go smoothly for the both of you.” Fred told him. Roger sighed. Maybe i should, roger thought.

When you got home the phone was ringing so you ran through the living room to answer it. “Hello?”

“Y/n? It’s alex.” He told you. “Hi alex, how’d you get my number.” He chuckled. “You gave it to me two weeks ago for the project.” Oh right. “What’s up then?” He cleared his throat. “It took me a while to gain the courage to ask you but um would you like to go on a date with me later tonight? Or whenever you’re available. You know whenever works for you.” You chuckled a his nervousness. “Oh no you’re laughing is that good or bad?” You giggled. “It’s good because you’re cute.” He smiled, “So do you?” You grinned, “Yes. Tonight works for me.” He chuckled, “Cool. I’ll pick you up around 8?” You nodded, “That’s perfect.”

You both were on the phone for the duration of you cooking. It was 6 o’clock when you both ended the call to get ready. You put on a mustard colored bell sleeved shirt, and multi-colored bell bottoms, and tan platforms. You didn’t really do much with your hair, and only did a natural look with your makeup. But as you were getting ready you heard the lock on your front door unlock. The only other person with a key to your apartment was roger. You mentally cursed and looked outside your room to see all of the boys there. You finished your look and went outside to greet them. “Hello boys what are you guys doing here?” John was about to answer when Roger interrupted him, “Areyou going out or something?” You nodded, “Yeah i’m going out with some girlfriends and such.” He visibly relaxed when you said ‘girlfriends’ and not ‘Alex’. He was extremely glad at the fact. “So what are you lot doing here?” They shrugged, “You made dinner right?” You nodded, “Well there’s your answer.” Somebody knocked on your door and you shot up to get it. You opened it only a little to only show your face, “Hi uh give me a sec i’ll be out shortly.” Alex nodded.

“Uh guys you can help yourself to anything in the fridge, and can stay as long as you want. I don’t know how long I'll be out but if you leave please lock up.” They nodded before you ran to your bedroom to grab your purse and to head out. “Love ya baby sis, have fun.” you thanked him before leaving swiftly.

“Hi,” You told him. “Hi. um these are for you.” Alex gave you a bouquet of red and white roses. “They’re so pretty. Thank you!” From that point on, the night went swimmingly. He took you to a nice restaurant and when the end of the night came he stopped outside of the door and kissed your lips softly before saying goodnight and leaving you to recover. You touched your lips and smiled at the thought of him.

You unlocked your door and were met by four faces. “Hello.” You told them. They were sat along your couch and some on the floor and they watched tv. “Deaky can i talk to you?” He nodded before following you to your room. You Felt Roger’s eyes on you and the bouquet of roses but you didn’t focus on that. You closed the door and smiled like an idiot. “What’s wrong?” You shook your head. “I went on a date with Alex tonight. And it was great.” He chuckled, “I thought you went out with your girls?” You scoffed. “I only said that because Rog was there. Alex called me when i got home and asked i wanted to go out and i said yes. And jesus deaky he was so cute and funny and hot.” HE laughed, “You really like this guys huh?” You nodded, “A lot Deaks. Does that sound desperate?" He chuckled, "no. You're a youngster in love, I'd say. It's pretty normal." You chuckled.

In the following days, you didn’t go with Roger and they boys to the studio. He found that odd because you always begged him to let you go. Instead you were with Alex. Spending time with him, about three weeks after the first date he asked you to be his girlfriend. The thought of being someone’s girlfriend made you feel giddy inside, and you loved every second of it.

Tonight you were spending the night at Alex’s, all domestic and sweet. You told roger you were at your best friend’s house, Amanda. Currently, you were cozied up against Alex watching a movie in the living room, on the couch. You started to nod off when the phone started to ring. “Baby i need to get to the phone.” He told you. You got up and watched as he walked over to get the phone. “Hello?” He looked a bit uneasy as the person on the other line talked. “It’s for you. Its Roger.” Your heart plummeted to your stomach as you grasped the phone, “Hello?”

“Y/n what are you doing over at Alex’s when i thought you were at Amanda’s? Oh wait you neglected to tell me that you two have been dating for a month and a half! You are not allowed to have a boyfriend and you know it-” You cut him off. “You have no right to force that rule upon me and you know it! I won’t listen to you and you don’t have the authority! So fuck off I’m done listening to you! Good-bye.” You slammed the phone down and walked back to the comfort of your boyfriend's arms. You nuzzled your head up his chin and felt his brown shaggy locks tickle your face. “Wanna talk about it?” You let out a breath, “No. I don't wanna think about him.Let alone talk about him.” he wrapped his arms around your body and you finally felt at peace, without the crutches of your brother’s insane rules holding you down.

You didn’t want to talk to or see Roger. Which meant you didn’t talk to or see any of the boys for the duration of you avoiding him. They didn’t come to see you in the weeks that you avoided them till they came to your apartment. You opened the door and once you saw Roger, you tried to slam the door in their faces but no the four of them were stronger than you. “Roger you don’t want to open this door. You don’t wanna see what’s on the other side of this fucking door.” He scoffed, “YEah?! I really don’t care I changed your diaper when you were a baby!!” They opened the door and Alex grabbed a throw pillow from the couch and covered his junk quickly. They saw you in only his button up shirt, and a pair of socks. “I told you.” He screamed and covered his eyes before he walked into the kitchen.

“Since when have you been dating him?” You sighed, “Babe go put on pants. And three months, but considering that you hate his guts i refused to tell you due to your reaction. The only one that knew was Deaky and in the past couple of weeks, he’s acted more like a brother than you have!” His face became unreadable as you sighed, “So what do you want, Roger?” Instead of talking to you, he spared one look at Alex before storming out. You looked at the boys who looked just as confused as you did. “I need to talk to him, huh?” The boys nodded. “He won’t understand.” You whined.

“Darling, Rog doesn’t want you to get hurt. I mean i love him but i think he knows how it is when he hurt girls. And quite frankly I don't think he wants you to ever be on the receiving end of that.” Freddie explained. “He’s looking out for you. Trust us.” Brian told you. “There’s no actual way he can stop you from doing what you want in this aspect, but it's better if you just talk to him.” Deaky added. You whined before putting on your jeans and french tucking your(Alex’s) shirt. You grabbed yourblack platforms, and put your hair up into a bun before running out to see where Roger had gone off to.

Alex came back into the room in only boxers to see three faces. “So, you fancy some food? I was gonna make some anyways.” Needless to say Deaky, Fred, and Bri had a new appreciation for Alex and his good ass food.

“Roger we need to talk.” You said when you caught up to him. He turned around. “Why don’t you want me to date anybody? Is it because you want to protect me? Just give me a reason, please.” he saw your pleading eyes and pulled you to a bench where he could talk to you. “I know how guys can be. I know how most of us don’t care about our girl unless we truly care for her. I mean,i’ve cheated, I’m no saint but i know how it fucks them up. And do you really think I want that to happen to my baby sister? No. I don’t i want you to live happily with the man of your choice but it’s hard trying to see if a guys uf going to cheat on. Or hurt you, especially when you’re in love.” You sighed, “I get that Rog, I totally do, but you have to understand that I’m a grown woman that can make her own choices. I don’t need you to hold my hand everywhere i go like im a toddler. I need to make my own decisions, and I need to learn from my mistakes, even if that means me getting hurt.” He ran his hands through his curls. “I don’t even want you growing up. I want you to be that annoying thing that pulled on my hair and gave me a headache when you cried.” You smiled softly. “Me growing up is inevitable, all you can do is enjoy it with me.” He laid his head on your shoulder. “‘I’m sorry i been a dickhead lately. I wish you and Alex the best of luck. Only because I love you.” You chuckled. “We good?” You smiled. “We good.”

The two of you made conversation as you went upstairs but when you got there you saw Alex in his boxers giving a recipe to the boys. The heard you come in and turned their heads. “Darling, did you know this man can cook?!!” You nodded. “And you didn’t tell us? What a betrayal.” Deaky snarked. You smiled before Alex at his side, “You guys make up?” you nodded. “Even gave us his blessing.” He chuckled. “Now we can kiss in front of him.” Roger seemed to have heard that because he said, “Not in a million years. Not even at your wedding.” The two of you laughed, before you reveled in this beautiful domestic moment.

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So I filled out ur request thing and I was thinking soulmate au with Harrison?

aight bet

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Soumlmate Blurb i actually enjoyed writing

So I filled out ur request thing and I was thinking soulmate au with Harrison?

Aight bet; i’ll make it longer for you babe

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The aspect of ‘soulmates’ was baffling to you. How was there a way to actually find out who was the one for you? Was it scientifically proven? What’s the point?

You’ve explained all this to you friends but they always tell you to piss off because you were ruining their evening. Which meant you having to keep your mouth shut and having to keep your thoughts to yourself.

You’ve never even met a person that’s had the same views in the ‘soulmate’ debate as you. Seems as the people of the world are against you just like the universe.

So here you were, ‘studying’ in the university library, but it wasn’t studying if you wearing about how stupid soulmates were. You bit on the edge of you pen till you heard a loud crash in the back of the library. It was eleven at night who in their rightful minds would be here? My dumbass, that’s who, you thought. Without thinking you got up from you seat and walked slowly to where the crash was.

There was a blonde guy crouched down putting the book that fell from the cart onto the shelves. “Excuse me, you work here?” You asked. He whipped around and took one earphone, obviously startled by your presence. “Oh yeah. Need something?” You shook your head. “Heard a crash, came to investigate. Which means if this were a horror movie I’d most likely be dead.” He laughed. “And would that make me the killer?” You clicked your tongue. “Not yet. You’d be the guy posing to be a good guy, but at the end of the movie you’d kill everybody at the library.” He chuckled. “I can totally promise you, I’m no killer. Although you seem suspicious for sneaking up on me.” He narrowed his eyes at you. You chuckled. “Alright fine to prove to you I’m not a killer, I’ll go back to studying.” You smiled before turning on your heel to go back to the small desk by the window.

“I never caught your name though..” He trailed off.

“Y/n.”

“Y/n. I’m Harrison, nice to meet you.” You smiled again before sitting down.

Harrison couldn’t lie, he felt an immediate attraction to you. Was it the beauty? Yeah. Was it the wittiness? Duh. Or was it the fact that his heart rate picked up when he first looked at you, or that his pupils dilated? Could be considered a contribution.

You on the other hand were a tough cookie. Yeah he was hot but you didn’t feel the way the other felt when they found their soulmate. Either way you don’t believe in them, so what’s the point in kidding yourself. He was cute, witty, and made the hairs on the back of your neck stand every time he talked to you. He gave you a boost of confidence even though you were nervous. No. He’s not my soulmate. It’s not scientifically proven, it can’t be true, You thought. He knew you were his soulmate but you were convinced otherwise.

He didn’t see you again after his shift. He frowned at the thought of you leaving. Maybe you weren’t his soulmate after all. No need to frown over something that isn’t or wouldn’t come true, right?

The next day, you entered your psychology class and you saw him again. You smiled softly, you sat in your normal spot of a row in front but a few seats to the left, meaning from his angle he had a clear view of your side profile. As you walked to the seat, his eyes immediately went to you. Unknown to him or you, almost in sync, your heartbeats sped up and pupils dilated. As class started you had to shake out the image of his perfectly sculpted face, and focus.

As class ended you saw him outside and he called out your name and pulled you to the side. “Hi harrison.” You greeted with a soft smiled. “Hi. I was wondering if maybe later you wanted to study again in the library. I was gonna ask you yesterday after my shift ended but you left so i didn;t have the chance to.” His voice grew quieter as he neared the end of his sentence. You nodded, “How ‘bout I give you my number and you can tell me when to meet up?” You didn’t know what came over you, this newfound confidence was empowering yet somewhat frightening.

“Yeah I’d like that.”

He wasn't working tonight but he wanted the library so he could talk to you the entire time. You went in a semi-casual wear, i.e a white cropped shirt, and some grey sweats. Youi went to you usual table and sat down, whipping out your laptop to actually study before he gets there. You were the door open before he waltzed over to you table. He had his earphones on but as soon as he sat down, he took them out. He looked at you over the screen of your computer and gave you a small smile.

“What’s up?” He said out of the blue, you chuckled a bit. “Not much, just waiting till one of us initiates the conversation.” He scoffed. “And that’s me?” You smiled but nodded. “You got here late, meaning you have to compensate for being late by starting the conversation.” He threw his hands up jokingly, “Not fair.” You scoffed. “Not fair?! I was here on time while you were twenty five minutes late. I was beginning to think you stood me up.” You said jokingly but his smile faded as the words left your mouth.

“I wouldn’t want to do that.” His hand closed you laptop and you were finally face to face. You saw his pupils dilate as he saw yours. You heard your heart thumping in your ears, as he heard his in his own ears. His hand brushed up against yours, and you swear you felt sparks. He did too. He looked down quickly before leaning in slowly. You did too until finally your lips collided. It was soft at first. But you both pulled away soon when you realized what the meaning of that meant. “You’re my soulmate?” He uttered. You nodded. He smiled as you brushed your lips against his waiting for him. He smiled before connecting once again. When you pulled away you smiled, “You know, I don't really believe in soulmates but right now I'm pretty damn sure you’re mine.” He smiled.

“Seems like the universe wasn’t against us the entire time.”

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noir-porker-parker-holland · 5 years

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Hi guys

Can yall fill out this google form to see what you guys want from me?

What do y’all want from me??

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Soulmate Au for Ben hardy (for blurb night)??

they’re ya go babe

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Soulmate Blurb

Soulmate Au for Ben hardy (for blurb night)??

yessss bby

Soulmates in this world has to touch each other and see flashes of light in order to see if they were your other half.

You waltzed through the streets of New York heading to work, in your plaid business suit ready for the big meeting you had later in the day. You didn't want to walk to work, you wanted to take a cab, but cabs were all full at this hour and well you had no other choice but to walk.

You heard a voice behind you say something but it was nobody as you turned around. When you turned back around, you stepped wrong so the heel on your heels broke off, sending you tumbling into the person that was walking towards you. "Oh my God. In so sorry-" you cut yourself off as you flashes of light around you. The man seemed to have the same thing going on to him. "Your-you're my soulmate!" He said. You didn't say anything as you analyzed his face, recognizing him. "you're Ben hardy!" You squealed. "And you're my soulmate!"

"What'd Ya say we go and get a cup of coffee and get to know each other?"

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I'm so sorry that was pretty shitty 😔

Im so sorry i’ve been mia recently. ik blurb night was like a month ago but basketball and clubstuff has been hectic recently and i just wanna apologize for that.

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noir-porker-parker-holland · 5 years

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helllooooo

sorry for M.I.A recently but school just started up again and well im tired. So can yall send in some request for blurb night and i’ll answer as many as i can in the following days. Tmrw i have basketball tryouts for us high schoolers so yeah.

Send em pls

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Deal

Roger Taylor x Reader

wc: 3.2k

You had a crush. That was normal for a person to have. But you'd never thought it'd be on your best friend, best friend.

You were a forensics major at school and though Freddie was an art major you both became friends very fast. He introduced you to his friends once in a passing moment but now that his friend, Roger was in your class, you couldn't stop thinking about him.

Yes even though you both had different majors you both had one class together, Human Biology.

Like Freddie, Roger and the gang you were in a band of four. Only difference, you didn't really sing or play drums, you played guitar. So what exactly would you guys bond over? Not the dynamic of the bands, not your overwhelming success, and definitely not your shared instrument.

So here you were tearing a piece of paper off of your notebook and writing a note to the boy in front of you.

“Hey Roger, uh i don’t know if you want to but um I kinda want to learn to play drums. figured you could teach me?

-y/n”

You bit your thumb a little bit before you balled up the paper and threw it to him. He looked down and unraveled the small ball. He smiled a little bit. He looked behind him to see you looking down at your notebook, a lock of hair falling in front of your face, writing notes down. He smiled again before writing his response. You felt something hit you and saw the white paper you threw in front of you once again.

“Might be interesting to see if ya can keep up with me ;) so yes. Meet me outside and we’ll talk.” You smiled before you looked up to see Roger smiling at you. You couldn’t wait till after class. You just had to wait an hour and a half till the end.

The professor dismissed everbody and you got out of your seat acting a bit cool to try and save a bit of your dignity, instead of shooting up like a fucking bottle rocket. You walked outside and saw Roger standing outside waiting for you. “So i heard you wanted my services, my teachings, you want me to be a mentor.” You chuckled, “I wouldn’t call you a mentor. I just wanted to learn to play.” He smiled, “Yes but uh there are lots of people that play drums here, why ask me?” He asked. You shrugged, “I’m the friend of Freddie’s. He just pointed me in the right direction.” You waited a bit. “This is the right direction right?” You teased slightly. He chuckled, “Hope so. Here’s my dorm room number meet me there tomorrow ‘round noon, my pupil?” You nodded while giggling. “I’ll uh see you then.” You walked away with a small smile on your face.

When you got to your dorm you ran to your room. You jumped onto your bed and dialing Freddie’s Number. “Hello?” you heard somebody say but you were distracted. “Freddie you are never going to believe what just happened.” The person chuckled. “Nope sorry y/n its roger.” Oh fuck me! “Oh uh hey Roger. I uh thought this was Freddie’s number?” He chuckled again. “It is. We live together. He’s my roommate.” You nodded, though he couldn’t see you. “Oh uh not to sound unintentionally rude or anything but can i talk to Fred?” He told you he wasn’t there but asked if he could take a message. “Oh no that’s ok. I’ll just talk to him later.” You bid your goodbyes before you stared up at your ceiling, “I’m never calling Freddie again.” You said to nobody but yourself.

Roger’s POV

I walked into the apartment with a big smile on my face. As I walked in, I saw Freddie looking at me funny. “Hello to you too Fred.” He chuckled, “So uh what happened earlier? Did ya finally talk to my best friend? Or ask her on a date?” Oh god i forgot that he knew about that. “She actually talked to me today. Asked me to teach her to play the drums?” He laughed, “Why would she want to do that?” Roger furrowed his brows. “Don’t know didnt ask.” Freddie obviously knew about the fact that you were in a band but didn’t say anything.

The phone ran and though Freddie was closest to the phone he told me to answer. “Hello?” The person on the other line squealed before saying, “Freddie you are never going to Believe what just happened.” I chuckled, “Nope sorry y/n it’s Roger.” Freddie laughed behind me and i was sure y/n could hear it. “Oh uh hey Roger. I uh thought this was Freddie’s number?” I chuckled again. “It is. We live together. He’s my roommate.” She went silent for a minute. “Oh uh not to sound unintentionally rude or anything but can i talk to fred?” I looked at fred who silently told me he wasn’t home. I told her he wasn’t home and asked if i could talk a message. “Oh no that’s ok. I’ll just talk to him later.” She didn’t hang up the phone correctly so I heard her say, “I’m never calling Freddie again.” I chuckled.

Freddie was still doubled over in laughter as I hung up the phone. "So you knew?" He giggled a bit before feigning innocence, "knew what?" I shook my head, "she told you she was going to ask me? Or what?" He shook his head, "that isn't the case trust me." He walked out of the room like nothing leaving me confused but feeling happy inside.

The next day you were waiting for Roger outside of class. But he never showed so you started to walk over to the dorm/apartment place.

When you finally got there you knocked but a younger boy came to the door. "Uh Yes?” He asked. “Is roger or Freddie here?” He nodded, “Are you a girlfriend or something?” You shook your head. “I’m a friend of both Freddie and Roger. Can i come in?” He nodded and opened the door open for you. You only saw Roger there along with a man with very curly hair, What a poodle, you giggled slightly. “Ah Brian, John this is my pupil, who is ten minutes late, y/n.” You waved at them trying to decipher which is which. “Sorry but who’s john and who’s Brian?” You asked a bit shyly. “I’m Brian.” The poodle. “And i’m John but Fred and the boys call me Deaky.” You nodded, The boy? “Not to poke and prod but uh how old are you?” he chuckled, “I’m a highschool senior.” You smiled and nodded. Roger cleared his throat and you both whipped around to see Roger standing awkwardly and Brian not paying attention. “Ready for our lesson?” You nodded and watched as he opened the door. You looked at him confused. “Well do you really expect us to play the drums in an apartment complex filled with very sensitive people? We are going to an auditorium room, soundproof so you can do your thing.” You nodded and let him lead you to an auditorium room in the university. It’s right across from where the class you both had was.

As you entered you saw equipment you were all too familiar with. Drums, and number of guitar/ basses, and amps. “Are you a little bit familiar with the equipment here?” You nodded, ha that’s a HUge understatement. “I’m going to show you what to do and well then you can do it over and i’ll teach you what certain things are.” You nodded. You memorized his movements and when he asked you to do it, you moved over to the set and sat down, remembering all of his movements.

“Alright and listen i have no formal drumming education so if i get this wrong don’t tease me alright?” You told him only playing around. He chuckled while nodding. “Deal.” You played what he showed you easily. As your playing stopped, he stood there eyes widened. “Either you know how to play or you got a gift?” You shook your head. “Can’t it be that i can memorize something so quickly that i can play it easily?” You smiled. “Alright teach me something a bit more complicated so I can amaze you with my unique memorization skills.” He laughed, “Alright fine get behind me and watch and learn kid.” You watched as he did so. You didn’t even pay attention to his playing at all so it was time to shoot your shot. Yeah it wasn’t exactly viable to shoot your shot even if you didn’t know if he liked you btu at this point you were willing for this things to get awkward with him just to see if maybe…

“Y/n!” You were snapped out of you trance. “Did you memorize this?” Yous hook you head. “Can you possibly show me one more time?” he did it one more time and you barely had time to memorize it but you didn’t exactly memorize all of it. “When you get to the middle do you play it like this?” You stopped for a moment. “Or like this?”

Oh my god!!! SHe is right in front of me like this and rEeeeeeeeeeally close to my… anyways. Oh my god she’s so fucking pretty. I really fucking like this girl. “It's more like this.” I played it with ease and she looking at my hand movements. “Here uh let me get up.” She followed me with her eyes before she sat down in my spot and played it again effortlessly. There’s something she’s not telling me, i thought to myself. I nodded, “Well y/n i know this is only our first session but uhm you already know this stuff but uh why did you want classes from me?” She sighed, “I said I didn't have formal training I never said I knew nothing about it.” I scoffed lightly. “Yeah but as i said when you first asked me to do this why me?” She stared at me, “Alright fine, I play in a band only freddie really knew. Uh i play Guitar for the Cult Classics. I wanted to learn to play but i only asked you because i uh like you. It’s kinda crazy so I'm just going to go. Just figured i better shoot my shot somehow.” She got up from the drum set and made her way out to leave, grabbing her bag on the way out. And i didn’t do anything about it . I just sat there watcc\hing her leave. Without doing anything.

I didn’t see her for about a week after that day. She apparently skipped the only class that we had together. Brian told me that a friend of his told him that she was in the class and she was looking a bit glum in during the week. Freddie kept glaring daggers at me for some reason and so did John. Turns out John and y/n are like best friends now. I felt like such a dick throughout the week. I had to bring out of Freddie that she only skipped that class. And because i can be so intuitive i figured that was because of me. And honestly speaking that was a pretty scary thought.

The next day I sulked in my seat and heard her behind me, I didn't think it was her so i turned slightly and saw her. I whipped forward again figuring she wouldn’t want to talk to me.

You frowned slightly as I saw Roger see me and then look back forward. You contiplated getting up and leaving but didn’t because you had already missed one week of this class and you’d be damned if you’d miss another fucking week. SO instead of being whatever the fuck you were being, you best believe you were going to sit your ass down in that seat and take notes and when it’s over you were finally shoot up like a bottle rocket and curl youself into your bed because you’re a dumbass fucking bitch lmao.

You took your notes and when the professor dismissed everybody you were like the first person up and out of the room. You walked to your dorm when you heard somebody call your name you looked behind you and saw roger behind you. Oh shit. “Uh yeah?” you stopped walking and waited for him to catch up to you. “I saw your band’s flyer last week and uh me and the boys went to it.” OH SHIT. “We really liked it.” You nodded and waited for him to continue. “The other day at the auditorium I wished I should've said something before you left me.” What the fuck were you supposed to say to that??? You nodded and didn’t know exactly what to say to him. Apparently you took too long to think about because Roger kept saying your name over and over again. “I heard you Roger but what am I supposed to say to you? Want me to run back- excuse me i was never with you. I don’t know exactly what to say Roger. You wanted to talk to me so i don’t know exactly what to say to you.” You started to walk away slowly, thinking that he’d call your name once again but no, he walked away just as you did. You didn’t know if it was a dick move but what were you supposed to do, run into his arms and be stupid no, if he wanted you he’d have to explicitly tell you because let’s face it, with you being the dumbass you were you dn’t pick up on signs. GOd especially not when boys are giving them mixed signals. Those thoughts consumed you as you walked home, you couldn’t help thinking about how you made a mistake, but even then you kept contradicting yourself. Hell this entire situation was contradicting yourself.

Wait why were you thinking about this right now?! It’s friday and gig day! Why tf were you worrying about when you have to be worrying about putting a good show on the people that actually go to your show.

As you unlock your door you saw your bandmates standing there waiting for you, “What are you bozos doing here?” Jones (Your bassist) Scoffed, “Nice to see you too.” You shake your head, “For real though, why are you guys here?” Chris (Your drummer) looked at you, “You have the best clothes.” He and Jack (The lead) smirked. You smiled before running to your room and locking your door, “Nu uh i get first pick! It’s my clothes.” You looked through the choices before you chose, a pair of plaid pants with a chain, and a denim halter top, along with some black boots. You went outside and they struggled against each other to wear something at this special gig.

Special because an executive from a record company wanted to see if they wanted to sign you. Soon enough you and the boys made your way to Jones’s van with your guitar, Jones’s bass, and the disassembled parts of Chris’s drums.

When you all got to Mister’s Pub to went backstage you and Jones started playing cards to get your mind off the executive that’s going to access you and see if they want you. Meaning that you guys had to play better than ever.

Roger’s POV

“Boys! We are going to my dear friend’s gig tonight. Put on your best clothes so we can see them tonight.” Freddie announced. I looked at him, “Who’s?” I asked. He smirked, “just a friend.” He nudged John who seemingly knew who he was talking about. “Fine.” Brian and I groaned.

That night, freddie took us to Mister’s Pub. A place where new groups go to play. The painting on the kick drum was a vinyl and from where we sat down on the bar, I couldn't see the writing. An old friend of mine came onto the stage and announced the band, “Hello! Hello! We have a relatively new band, and so far they are already Cult Classics.” huh Cult Classics. “THE Cult Classics!” Oh shit! Freddie, that bastard! Three men came out before y/n came out in plaid pants, and a denim top. She was so fucking beautiful. Her guitar was black with little white sparkly stars adorning the body.

They played their songs effortlessly and soon enough people were jumping up and down to the beat. The three of them went to the dancefloor though I just watched her, was it creepy? A bit but uh either way she knows how i feel so it’s not like it’s a bit unusual.

The concert soon ended and Y/n left to the backstage area. I needed to talk to her. When her and the boys came out she spotted Freddie before me. A small smile spread out on her face as she approached the four of us. “Hey guys.” Her eyes seemed to linger on mine a minute longer before she started to introduce us to her band. “Guys, this is Jack our singer, Chris the drummer, Jones the bassist, and i’m the guitarist as y’all know.” She looked at her friends before saying, “These are my other friends, brian, John, Freddie, and Roger.” They all shook hands before she grabbed mine and pulled me aside. I was confused more than anything before she whispered, “Can I talk to you outside for a bit?” I nodded before she dragged me to the side door. When the door shut she spoke, “Listen i’m really sorry for what i said earlier today. I was being bitchy and you know when you tell someone your feelings you either expect them to say I like you too or sorry i don’t like you like that not silence. So i’m sorry for doing the same to you.” She told me. “I wanted to tell you but I was just frozen. Freddie knew i liked you and i’m pretty sure that’s why Freddie pointed you in my direction a couple days ago. I was pretty excited when you asked and when you told me, I was over the moon but i couldn't even form words as much as I wanted to. So today I was going to ask you out but uhm.” I cleared my throat. “Again i couldn’t.”

She looked at me oddly. “So correct me if i’m wrong but uhm you like me.” SHe paused to gauge my reaction, I nodded. “You wanted to ask me out today but I was too much of a bitch to say anything.” I nodded again slightly. “And uhm are you still willing to or do you even still like me?” I nodded with a smile. “So uhm you wanna go on a date with me sometime?” I nodded again. “Deal.”

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