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sally: i left instructions for everyone while i'm gone

percy: mine just says "percy no"

annabeth: you should apply that to every possible situation

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chiron: i hope you all make it to adulthood!

percy: that’s a great prayer

annabeth: a needed one

grover: a needed one indeed

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percy: thanks for not telling annabeth what happened

grover, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

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*annabeth and percy enter a dive bar*

annabeth: look, i know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink?

percy, in a scuba diving suit: i would like leave, please

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annabeth: isn’t it a bit dangerous?

percy: annabeth, please. we’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

annabeth: ...

percy: okay, we sometimes escape unhurt

annabeth: ...

percy: alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home

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percy: if anything happened to you, my mom would kill me

annabeth: but sally’s your mom, not mine

percy: yeah, like that would stop her

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grover: hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings

percy: yeah clarisse

clarisse: oh, shut up and die percy

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annabeth: what happened to percy?

grover: he died

annabeth: he what?!

grover: he died, but he’s okay

annabeth: …can you please clarify?

percy: clarification is for the weak

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annabeth: let’s not percy this into a worse situation than it already is

percy: did you just use my name as a verb?

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zeus: enough! how dare you mock me in such a manner?!

percy: fine, how do you want me to mock you? i take requests

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percy: i have an idea!

annabeth: does it involve breaking the law?

percy: by now don’t you think that’s a given?

annabeth: i was just trying to be optimistic

percy: don’t bother

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percy: you might not know this, grover, but i’m a flawed person

grover: i do know that

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percy: i did it! i memorized everything in the book! i'm gonna ace this test!

annabeth: ok, i’ll give you one more question before you go. what ended in 1918?

percy: 1917

annabeth: ...you're ready

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annabeth: i’m not mean, name one mean thing i’ve ever done

grover: when you were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real

annabeth: they're not

grover: haha, very funny

annabeth: i'm serious! didn't you hear?

grover: no... what happened?

annabeth: why would you fall for this again-

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grover: would you rather kill percy, or—

clarisse: yes, kill him

grover: i didn’t say the other option

clarisse: i don’t need to hear it

percy: …i’m feeling a little unsafe

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percy: grover, i screwed up big time

grover: given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific

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annabeth: percy, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

percy: it says H2O2, that means it’s the sequel to water!

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