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Hi, hello!! Can I request (gender-neutral) reader braiding Sal’s hair, but then when the reader tugs a little too hard, Sal... moans a little bit?

If that last part is inappropriate then it can just be wholesome? Please and thank you! :)

(This ask has to be like over 2 years old but I am back and experienced enough to write these !! Hopefully someone out there enjoys it lol soz anon)

Gender Neutral R x Hairy Sal

Light nsfw warning :3

Despite what some might say about the long hair, it was definitely a purposeful choice for me. Not only is it totally non-conformist and perfect for headbanging, well, it has its other benefits as well. Not that I would ever tell anybody of course, that I secretly fantasize about going down on any certain someone as they run their hands through my hair, tugging just a little too hard without even realizing, with no other way to release their intense pleasure...

"Sally..."

...hardly able to contain their sweet moans...

"Sally?"

...pulling my hair harshly to bring me upwards right before they were about to finish, not ready for it to end...

"Sal!"

Sally was rudely pulled back to reality from his (wet) daydream. He couldn't help but drift into thought every time Y/N tried to play with his hair. Unfortunately for Sal, Y/N always wanted to play with his hair.

"Uh.. sorry, what?" Sal muttered, coming back to his senses but not without the intoxicating feeling of Y/Ns hands in his hair.

"Hairtye." Y/N requested. It was then Sal noticed the hand from the couch behind him that had been waiting for a hairtye while he was in... other places. Sal handed them the tye and with that they proudly proclaimed the first braid finished. Y/N grabbed the comb to gently detangle the other half of Sal's hair. Sal thought to himself that he was lucky he was sitting in between Y/Ns legs, facing away from them, otherwise they might see the pink dusting across his ears and neck (which happened to an extreme when he was flustered) and worse even just how tight his pants were.

Y/N began to section the hair at the top of Sal's head for the second French braid. The first few crosses were always the tightest. Sal couldn't help but roll his eyes back. Fuck... why was he so down bad? Maybe the edibles he took half an hour ago were kicking in. Larry said they weren't shit... Yet here Sal was, gripping tightly into Y/Ns calf, acting a complete goon all cause he couldn't handle a couple of braids.

"Am I pulling too hard Sally?" Y/N asked gently, loosening their grip on the hair slightly. "I can do them looser if you want."

Without a thought, Sal responded "No, no, you're good. I want them tight so.. they can last."

"Whatever you say," Y/N said, pulling the hair tightly together again. Without a moment to stop himself, Sal let out a soft whimper at the swift tug.

Realizing what he'd done, he immediately stiffened up and held his breath, hoping if he was still enough, that Y/N mightve not even noticed.

"What was that Sal?"

Fuck. He could hear the amusement in their voice.

"Uh-umm..."

Before he could even think of an excuse, Y/N tugged even harder at Sal's hair, causing him to whimper even more desperately.

Despite this intentional embarrassment, Sal was surprised that Y/N just kept braiding, albeit now rougher. Sal could feel the legs he was sitting between close in on him, until his back was against Y/Ns crotch. He could feel their warmth against his lower neck, a sensation that sent shivers up his spine and down his abdomen. He was positively twitching at this point, the tension too much for him to handle. It honestly felt like his dick might just rip through his pants.

Y/N leaned in to his ear and whispered seductively "Hairtye, Sally."

Sally handed them the last hairtye and felt Y/N stand up behind him. He got up himself to face them, and before the two could even make eye contact, he felt a rush of lips push onto his and a firm hand grab his throbbing manhood.

You can imagine the rest >.<

#nsft #nsft sally face #sally face x reader #sally face x reader nsft #sally face x reader nsfw #sally face imagine #sal fisher x reader #sal x reader oneshot #sally face smut oneshot #sally face smut

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2018 was five years ago let that sink in

#i feel an obligation

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!!!

welcome to my brainrot little sillies (: I'm mj, they/them, and I write for you degenerates

Fandoms

+feel free to request or suggest, more coming soon

--- Sally Face

--- South Park

Ideas (pending in brainspace):

-- MCR

-- Creepypasta

-- Ouran Host Club?

-- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Lmk if any of those interest yall

That's pretty much it. Feel free to submit or ask anything, any idea I can work with it. I have a lot of old asks to catch up on so bear with me for a moment ! And enjoy your experience of the rebirth of my 13 year old writing vision.

ASK BOX : open :)

#sally face #south park #fanfiction #sally face fanfiction #south park fanfiction #mcr #creepypasta #mid90s #ouran host club

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hey anybody remember this blog :')

It's been like what 2 years? 3? Anyways I'm back yall. It's my tumblr renaissance.

And if this is your first time coming across the relic of pothead-on-the-run, my name is mj and welcome to my brainrot.

I'm still here for sally face and south park, check the pinned post once I update it :)

#sally face #south park #announcement #fandom

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Do u do match ups?👉👈

Yep :) I’ve been really busy with school and productions but I’m going to be getting a lot going soon so feel free to send in anything 💖

#match ups #south park match ups #sally face match ups #sally face #south park

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As somebody who lives in the northeast, in a town that is the essence of farmland gothic, I can confirm that the house does in fact have History™, the neighbors know all my secrets, the land was a past burial ground, and definitely do not go in the woods.

in the past two weeks i have been in all of these sections, so take this dumb venn diagram idea i believe is true

#the amount of times i've been nearly kidnapped in those woods #and don't even get me started on the cult house or the shit couch #northeastern gothic #farmland gothic #midwestern gothic #southern gothic #non-fandom

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Larry and sal with a big tiddy goth gf 😳😳 not like poly i mean like separated albdkahs

Anon: “Larry and sal with a big tiddy goth gf 😳😳 not like poly i mean like separated albdkahs” 

This has been in my ask box for so long I’m so sorry 😭😭😭😭

💙Sal💙

- goth tiddies 😍 - In looking for a partner, the body is not the main priority for him but he can’t deny big goth tiddies lmaoo - He shares your music taste 😌✌️ - Kind of wants to see your tiddies but isn’t going to ask because that’s rude and he doesn’t want to seem like a perv 🏃💨 - But he loves everything about you! He thinks you’re a #girlboss 😜💗 (I’m sorry if you don’t identify as female I use that term ironically 😖☝️🧍)

🍃Larry🍃

- goth tiddies 😍 - Would definitely ask to see them if he was high 😀✌️  - When he is sober he is very well mannered however - Would make gothic and emo type beat paintings for you <3 - Y’all have the same music taste so he’s always down to jam with you bestie 😎👻👹

#Sally Face #sally face x reader #Sal Fisher #Sal Fisher x Reader #Larry Johnson #Larry Johnson x Reader

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PLEASE

I'M NOT KIDDIng ThAT DESCRIBES MY CRUSH PERFECtly 😀🚶

ANYWAYS- I agree 😌

Pip looks like a fucking flower stem as a teenager no I will not be elaborating

#pip pirrup #south park #pip south park #moots

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Reblog and put in the tags the origin story behind your tumblr username.

#this might come as a shock to some of you #but i actually am a pothead lmaoo #last i knew my state weed laws weren't really that strict but when i changed my url to this the laws were strict #medical marijuana wasn't even legal #so yeah it's pothead on the run because i do pot and cops don't like me #before pothead it was like beatlesfan24 or something lmaoooo #personal

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BESTIE PLEASE ELABORATE 😦😦😦😦

Pip looks like a fucking flower stem as a teenager no I will not be elaborating

#pip pirrup #south park #pip south park

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reblog and put in the tags how you organise/d your school bag

#in the frontmost pocket i keep old boxtops and jolly ranchers from elementary school #and also my lactose pills #in the next pocket i have period products and some outdated mcdonalds coupons #in the biggest pocket i have (in order) vitamin water #notebooks #papers #an old binder #and my computor #non-fandom

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i am not pregnant

#non-fandom #i am pregnant

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Get To Know The Mod // Emojis That Nobody Uses Edition!

I know you guys want me to get to work on those asks, but not yet :)  Just send me an emoji in my ask box or something and I’ll answer it. 

🖨️Printer🖨️ - Do you have any other Tumblr accounts?  🎠Carousel Horse🎠 - When did you start your blog?  🦹Evil Man?🦹 - How many crimes have you committed?  🍠Yam/Sweet Potato🍠 - Who do you kin/relate to the most out of all the characters you write? 🎰Gambling Addiction🎰 - When was the last time you smiled? Why?  🆘Sauce���� - What is your favorite McDonald’s sauce? Why? 🥾Boot(y)🥾 - What is a song that you hate the message of, but love the way it sounds?  🛋️Couch and Lamp🛋️ - Do you ever leave your bedroom? 🗜️Holder Thing For Construction🗜️ - What are you most ashamed of?  🟨Yellow Box🟨 - What was the last song you listened to?

#ask game #get to know the mod game #tumblr game

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is this dream and george

#nikocado avacodo #dreamnotfound #georgenotfound #mcyt #minecraft youtubers #dream smp #minecraft #i still can't believe that these two are real

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I completely agree, and it was so sickeningly out of character. Not to mention how creepy it was. I’m like 99% sure that Yagami Yato is an adult so it’s really weird that they keep doing asmr of minors. 

IS THIS REAL?!

#Sally Face #Sal Fisher #Yagami Yato

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Thank you :’)

I just finished it, and oh my god that was awful-

I can’t even begin to describe what I just experienced. 

Basically, in the beginning, the blue jolly rancher that’s been stuck to the wall in the corner of the library for six years is telling you about his trauma. He makes a couple of uncomfortable flirtatious comments and starts playing guitar. He tries to teach you how to play, but his instructions are very vague and you probably could’ve blown up the apartments if they were any less clear. He then talks about the material of the guitar for a while, saying “I hope it’s wood.” In your departure, he says that he will be “awaiting your return” or something to the likes. He tells you to stay safe, and then you leave. 

I don’t even know if I can sleep now dear lord

IS THIS REAL?!

#Sally Face #Sal Fisher #Sally Face x listener #Yagami Yato

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Yeah, and he sounds like Corpse Husband with a deep voice filter :’D I’m only at about 4:00 and it’s so scary he sounds demonic I-

I’m not sure if this one is sfw or nsfw but I feel uncomfortable either way haha 😍🤜😭

IS THIS REAL?!

#Sally Face #Sal Fisher #Sally Face x listener #Yagami Yato