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German kinda sound like English but in italics

#italics #english #german language #idk my brain is weird

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You know a puppy is worthy of love when it's made of 100% unadulterated dog

#doggo

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Every year I pick a new oil to use in everything this year is peanut oil. Bout to make a lot of noodles

#daily noods #noodles #foodie #anyone know any good use for peanut oil

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This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

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Sometimes we gotta try even if it hasn't worked in the past. One day I might just find that I can in fact teleport

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

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Every political party has there 1% of evil in it it just looks different for every group.... when a conservative goes evil they act more like voldemort, when a liberal goes evil they act more like Umbridge, centeralists act like malfoy and when a libertarian goes evil they act like Beatrix. Evil conservatives have a single objective and are willing to do truly evil things to achieve that like voldemort wanting to live forever and his goal of getting rid of the muggles. Liberals when they go evil they believe in their cause so much so they are willing to remove free thinking and they target the next generation like Umbridge who really seemed to believe she was fighting a threat greater than the threat she herself had become. Evil centralists are people pleasers insted of doing research to come to a conclusion they are fearful of offending so they go along with whatever someone else says they will fight for causes they dont support nor understand in order to not disappoint much like malfoy who didn't actually have a problem with muggles he was just doing what his dad told him to. Evil libertarians want violence they wish for chaos and to watch the world burn they arnt fighting for their benefit or for a cause they are fighting because they like to see the pain and misery and I believe the only reason Beatrix was a death eater is because voldemort let her torture whoever she felt like. No party is inherently void of all evil, but the evil that exist exists in a minority and different groups become evil for different reasons. Conservatives marked by greed, liberals marked by vanity, centralists marked by fear and libertarians marked by chaos and destruction. Or maybe I'm wrong who knows 🤷

#politics #harry potter #dont take this too seriously #my opinion

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A need to be able to mark songs on Spotify or pandora as more the Just like. I mean this song is my soul liking its not enough

#music #spotify

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I'm conflicted because I know I can't eat it but why does the process of glass blowing look so delicious at every stage.... just let me take a bite of the gooey melted glass.

#forbidden snack #glass blowing #so yummy #just try and stop me from taking a bite

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rubbing my penis

#schrodinger #lmao

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I have two cat one is the sweetest mist cuddly cat you'll ever see the other is a meanie she bites and scratches everyone (except me) we have to sedate and muzzle her in order for the vet to see her cause she's a menace she hates being pet. If you are invited to meet my cats I'll ask you to pet the one you think is the nice one.... if you choose correctly then your a racist and if you pick wrong you'll be attacked by my vicious girl.

#cats #polar opposites #shitpost

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Oh no... I fucked up.

I was chopping jalapeños and my nose got itchy I feel like a dragon fire is coming out of my nose.... how do I make this stop

#jalapeños #this is a cry for help #send help #nose #slow burn #should i just snort milk

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Currently latibulating

#me irl

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#my pets

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#lazy day #caturday #puppies #cute animals

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I'm the opposite of ambidextrous. Both of my hands are complete morons.

#hands #me irl #ambidextrous

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Diabetic math is (Xcarb:Yunit) +or- correction. In which the ratio changes frequently over the course of your life. It can take 10-15 minutes sometimes to calculate the carbs in a meal then plug in your unit ratio then check bloodsugars then factor in the correction. By the time I've started eating most the people I'm out to lunch with are halfway done so everyone will be waiting on me again.

#diabetes #diabetes awareness #diabetic math

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I have been battling a low blood sugar for the past hour I've drank just so much juice and I'm still at 56

#low bloodsugars #diabetes #me irl